ha?
Yu Ye looked at Lan Xiaoqing, feeling a little confused.
Lan Xiaoqing really believes that he is Yang Weinan?
The two of them sang and harmonized, and it was impossible to mess with him!
But soon, Lan Xiaoqing suddenly remembered something, and then said: "There is something very strange."
"What's the matter?" Xu Wenzhao asked.
"I remember when I was holding him to sleep, there was a very hard spot. Then I asked him why he put a stick under the quilt when he was sleeping. He said he didn't put it, and then he turned around and slept with his back towards me. I was sleeping from behind. When I hugged him, I didn't feel the existence of the stick. What on earth is that stick..." At this point, Lan Xiaoqing lowered her head and thought carefully, as if trying to determine what the stick was.
Xu Wenzhao's expression was unpredictable, while Yu Ye felt speechless!
Are all young people today so open-minded?
No, I am still a young man, and I am not old either!
When I talk about this kind of thing with others, I am always mysterious and secretive, how can I be like Lan Xiaoqing and Xu Wenzhao?
What Yu Ye didn't know was that Lan Xiaoqing and Xu Wenzhao's birthdays were one day apart. They had grown up together. They were like twins, talking about everything.
The boundaries between men and women have long been exceeded.
At this time, Lan Xiaoqing suddenly turned her head and said to Ye: "Brother, what on earth was that thing you put under the quilt at that time?"
"Ah?" Yu Ye looked at Lan Xiaoqing in surprise.
He thought to himself, was that something I put under the quilt?
I mean, that's...
However, although he was thinking in his heart, how could Yu Ye say it in front of Xu Wenzhao and Lan Xiaoqing?
Seeing Yu Ye's delay in answering, Xu Wenzhao already knew what was going on.
He sighed and said: "I heard that in ancient times, there was Liu Xiahui, who was able to sit still in his arms. I thought that Liu Xiahui was Yang Weinan, but today I realized that there are really immortals who can hold back?"
Xu Wenzhao hurriedly walked up to Yu Ye, looked at him seriously, and asked: "Tell me, do you think our Xiaoqing is not good-looking, or her figure is not good enough, or... it's not right, if you are right She didn’t feel it, how could she hide a stick under the quilt?”
"What do you mean?" Lan Xiaoqing patted Xu Wenzhao and asked: Why would you hide a stick under the quilt if you have feelings for me? If you don't have feelings for me, why don't you hide a stick under the covers? "
"Xiaoqing, there are some things that you don't understand. If you don't understand the things between adults, just listen and don't interrupt, you know." Xu Wenzhao put on an air that made Lan Xiaoqing hate it, and said .
"Tch!" Lan Xiaoqing curled her lips and said, "Aren't you just one day older than me? Why are you pretending!"
"It's a big day. Why don't you explain to me what I mean?" Xu Wenzhao said with a smile.
"I...if I knew, I would still ask you!" Lan Xiaoqing really didn't understand.
After entering junior high school, Lan Xiaoqing and Xu Wenzhao were no longer in the same class. They were in a liberal arts class and a science class, so they couldn't be together.
Therefore, the two of them are already on different channels in terms of news.
What's more, men and women have different understandings of this aspect.
"Then just listen to me honestly. I will tell you what I think you should know. I won't tell you what I think you shouldn't know, like the stick hidden under the quilt. Son, you shouldn't know, or wait until you really have a boyfriend before asking." Xu Wenzhao said with a smile.
"Tch!" Lan Xiaoqing turned her head to the side angrily.
Yu Ye stood there and frowned at Xu Wenzhao.
He felt that Xu Wenzhao was really a little brat who had learned a little about the relationship between the sexes and was just showing off.
He must be on Lan Xiaoqing's side in his heart, so seeing Xu Wenzhao being so good at pretending, he hated his style as much as Lan Xiaoqing.
"Yu Ye, tell me, what does hiding a stick under the quilt mean?" Lan Xiaoqing's thirst for knowledge gave her a perseverance.
Since Xu Wenzhao wouldn't tell her, she asked Yu Ye and she had to find out the matter today.
"Well..." Yu Ye found it difficult to answer.
There was no way, Lan Xiaoqing was too pure, like a clear spring in a mountain stream, which made people feel that it could not be defiled. He turned his head and saw Xu Wenzhao suppressing a smile, turning his head to the side, and said to Lan Xiaoqing: "This kind of You don’t need to know anything about it.”
"I should have picked up the stick and looked at it then!" Lan Xiaoqing said with regret on her face: "Who knew there were twists and turns in this, and then you bullied me and didn't tell me..."
This time, Yu Ye was embarrassed.
He immediately realized that if Lan Xiaoqing insisted on sleeping with him on the same bed next time, she would definitely have to figure out the stick thing.
Wouldn't that be bad?
Yu Ye made up his mind that he would never sleep in the same bed with Lan Xiaoqing again.
That stick is not something you can study casually.
Even if you have to study it, don’t study it...
Xu Wenzhao coughed slightly and turned to Ye Dao: "It seems you are still interested in my sister!"
"Whether he is interested in me or not has nothing to do with you! Get away!" Lan Xiaoqing was jealous of Xu Wenzhao for not telling her clearly about the "stick" and was already a little annoyed with him.
Xu Wenzhao looked around and said helplessly: "We are the only three of us in this room who are about the same age..." As he said that, he glanced at Yu Ye and said: "My brother-in-law is several years older than me!"
What the hell is your brother-in-law...
Yu Ye looked at Xu Wenzhao with a dark look on his face.
How do you say that you just changed your words?
However, Lan Xiaoqing was very satisfied with Xu Wenzhao's new title. She turned her anger into joy, and she no longer seemed to mind that Xu Wenzhao had to rely on her and Yu Ye.
She smiled and said, "Yu Ye is eight or nine years older than you. You have to call me brother, you know?"
"You really want me to call him brother?" Xu Wenzhao asked with a smile.
Lan Xiaoqing suddenly realized that her brother-in-law sounded better.
So she said: "Okay then, I will allow you to call him brother-in-law!"
"That's right!" Xu Wenzhao chuckled and patted Yu Ye on the shoulder and said, "Although you are older than me, because of our relationship with Xiao Qing, you have to call me brother, do you understand?"
I know shit!
Damn, this kid is biting his nose, is he trying to shit on me?
Yu Ye's eyelids twitched, he couldn't bear it anymore!
Xu Wenzhao was good at observing words and expressions, and soon realized something was wrong. He quickly took his hand back and said to Lan Xiaoqing with a smile: "Then you chat with your brother-in-law first, and I'll go to the toilet!"
After saying that, he immediately turned around and ran away.
