Lan Xiaoqing didn't lie down for a long time. Yu Ye turned his head and saw that Lan Xiaoqing's face was red and didn't seem to know what to do. He reluctantly took her two hands and put them on his shoulders. Then Lan Xiaoqing took advantage of the situation and moved towards him. Lying on the body.
While lying down, Yu Ye felt that his back was squeezed by two things, which were quite elastic.
Then, Lan Xiaoqing lay on top of him.
Yu Ye held Lan Xiaoqing's thighs with his left and right hands, and then stood up.
At the same time, the two police officers who arrested Yu Ye at the police station happened to walk out the door.
Seeing the scene in front of them, the two of them were stunned for a moment.
Naturally, they immediately recognized Lan Xiaoqing, and then looked at each other, feeling helpless.
After so much effort, Yu Ye was dragged to the police station for personal gain, and a bunch of fake documents were made for Yu Ye to sign.
As a result, the little girl came to the police station to look for him, and now she is lying on top of him.
This made them feel that their efforts on this trip were really in vain.
He neither fulfilled his duty nor helped the hostess.
However, they are also helpless.
As the hostess, they couldn't afford to offend her.
Let alone the two of them, even the director cannot afford to offend!
They watched Yu Ye carrying Lan Xiaoqing out of the police station step by step.
Suddenly, they all felt that this scene was beautiful.
They even thought about how they fell in love when they were young.
Oh, the feeling of falling in love...
However, what they didn't know was that Lan Xiaoqing was lying on top of Yu Ye, and the two of them didn't say a word of love, they just bickered.
"I said, what do you want to eat?" Yu Ye looked around and asked after walking out of the police station door.
"Isn't it about barbecue?" Lan Xiaoqing thought for a moment, pointed to the east, and said, "It's about three streets away from here. There is a barbecue restaurant that is particularly delicious."
"Three streets, it's too close to take a taxi, and too far to walk... Let's take a taxi." Yu Ye sighed, and then walked towards a taxi parked on the roadside.
However, Lan Xiaoqing immediately said: "It's such a short road, why take a taxi! The driver and master will laugh at you!"
"Hey, I'm carrying you now. I'm sure you don't mind walking. How about you carry me there?" Yu Ye asked.
"Wow, you are a grown man, are you tired of carrying a girl on your back?" Lan Xiaoqing asked.
"You have the nerve to say that you are a girl. Which girl is so shameless? You are just a little mangy dog." Yuye said.
"How dare you call me a mangy dog? I'll strangle you to death!" With that said, Lan Xiaoqing pinched Yu Ye hard on the arm.
Yu Ye cried out in pain: "Damn it, you are not a mangy dog, you are a shameless cat!"
"I'll rely on you to death!" As she said this, Lan Xiaoqing played a symmetrical trick on Yu Ye, and then pinched Yu Ye's other arm!
As a result, both Yu Ye's arms were pinched purple by Lan Xiaoqing.
This made Yu Ye so angry that he wanted to throw Lan Xiaoqing to the ground, but Lan Xiaoqing hugged his neck tightly, so he could only say: "I tell you, if you pinch me again, then I won’t do it anymore.”
"You quit, what do you want to do when you quit?" Lan Xiaoqing said with a smirk, "Now even your vitals are under my control, what can you do?"
"My vitals?" Yu Zhiyi said that my crotch is in the front, not in the back.
"Yes, do you know that your neck is in my hand?" Lan Xiaoqing threatened.
"Oh, neck!" Yuye said.
"What, you think I don't dare to strangle you to death?" Lan Xiaoqing shouted with arrogance.
"I'm telling you, I, Yu Ye, am not a scary person, you can't scare me." Yu Ye said.
"Okay, then you try it!" After saying that, Lan Xiaoqing tightened Yu Ye's neck.
Yu Ye snorted, and then pinched Lan Xiaoqing's thigh!
Lan Xiaoqing screamed immediately, and then strangled Yu Ye's neck harder!
The two of them were walking and joking around, attracting the attention of passers-by.
There was a person riding a battery-powered bicycle heading this way. There were two people on board, a man and a woman. The woman was holding the man's waist behind her back. She originally thought it was very romantic. When she looked up, she saw Yu Ye carrying Lan Xiao on his back. Qing, I suddenly felt that the battery car was boring.
Here, Yu Ye and Lan Xiaoqing competed for a long time, but neither one was convinced. Although Yu Ye was strangled by the neck, it didn't hurt, but Lan Xiaoqing was miserable. The more Yu Ye strangled, the better he felt, and the more he strangled Lan Xiaoqing, the better. Xiaoqing howled.
Lan Xiaoqing was a hundred times dissatisfied, but found that no matter how hard she tried, she could not strangle Yu Ye to death.
Finally, she loosened her arms, gave up resistance, and shouted: "Okay, okay, stop pinching me, I'm done with it, can't I do it after I'm done with it!"
Yu Ye still let go of his hand and asked: "Why did you surrender so quickly? I was about to fight to the death, why did your majesty surrender first?"
"You are so cruel, why don't you know how to give in to girls? You don't know how to show mercy to women." Lan Xiaoqing curled her lips and said.
"I'm still sympathetic to you. I'm from the 'Ais Aim' family. It's good if I don't whip you with a small whip until your skin is bruised." Yu Ye sneered.
"Wow, you actually have this hobby. We've known each other for so long, and I really didn't notice it at all!" Lan Xiaoqing said in surprise.
"We have only known each other for a few days. As time passes, you will know who I am." Yuye said.
"Who are you? Are you the kind of guy with a human face and an animal heart?" Lan Xiaoqing asked.
"Yes, you guessed it right!" Yu Ye chuckled.
"Oh my god, I should have known I wouldn't let you come to me." Lan Xiaoqing said.
"By the way, why are you crying on the phone? I found that there is nothing wrong with you!" Yuye said.
When Yu Ye said this, Lan Xiaoqing's heart suddenly shivered and she hurriedly said: "Why is nothing wrong? I have a big problem here!"
"What's going on?" Yu Ye asked.
"Didn't you realize that I'm pregnant? I told you that I spoiled your child, but you still don't believe me!" Lan Xiaoqing said.
"You're pregnant with my child, and I didn't have sex with you." Yuye said.
"I remember one time I was taking a shower at your house, and then I got an electric shock and fainted. When I woke up...after I said I fainted, you must have done something to me!" Lan Xiaoqing said! .
"Damn it, I didn't do anything except save you!" Yu Ye felt a little guilty when he thought of giving Lan Xiaoqing artificial respiration.
But it was just mouth to mouth, not sex.
Isn't it nonsense to say that this can make people's belly bigger?
