"I had a great time eating cooked food yesterday. The toothpick meat was absolutely amazing. It felt like there was no noodles, just meat." Li Tianheng said excitedly. He didn't have to spend any money on this meal, and he was really happy with it.
At this time, Liu Feiyan said with an aggrieved look:
"I was so happy. I was caught as soon as I got into bed. I didn't even eat. I stood outside for 10 minutes."
Zhang Bajiu laughed out loud at this time. He knew that the swearing-in ceremony would be held the next day, and the school would be strictly inspected. There would be cooked food for the whole class, and the smell would permeate the entire corridor. How could he not be caught? Moreover, it was not allowed by the teacher. Even if something happened in the end, even though the teacher was responsible for it, he would not be punished in the end. But the strange thing is that here, every morning self-study report and criticism are over, but this matter has never been mentioned. Either the head teacher, Lao Jia, has suppressed this matter, or it is the calm before the storm, but no matter what, The Dongchuang incident must have happened, and Lao Jia's criticism was inevitable.
The study time is always boring and long. "For the spot check of "Li Sao", everyone should prepare paper and pen first, write it down first, and then find someone to recite it." Teacher Xu Wen said.
Li Tianheng said helplessly:
"This Qu Yuan is really eloquent, and there are many rare words. Do you think he might have made typos when he wrote."
Zhang Bajiu has always hated writing and memorizing. Those formulas are easy to explain. If you do a lot of questions, you can write them naturally. For this ancient poem, there are only five questions in one paper, but the poems he memorized are not 5,000 lines, but three. If you can write a thousand sentences, wouldn't it be that if you traveled back in time, you wouldn't be a literary figure, muttering:
"Who makes us Chinese? No matter how much we carry, we won't need it."
"Just talk nonsense. Find parabolas in mathematics, understand parabolic motion trajectories in physics, manifest and recessive inheritance in biology, chemical reaction equations, you are not very proficient in memorizing them, odd and even variables remain unchanged, symbols look at quadrants, centripetal force friction force analysis , what are the red eyes and green eyes of fruit flies, what are 14122, you remember them best, and then you won’t need them in the future!!!”
Li Tianheng made such a joke, and Zhang Bajiu also laughed out loud:
"You said I remember a lot, but you remember a lot too!!! You're a scroll king."
"Li Tianheng, Zhang Bajiu, you two talked the most, and you two memorized the text in a while!!!"
The Chinese teacher continued without mercy: "What festival does Qu Yuan correspond to in China?"
"Dragon Boat Festival"
"Then what will we eat during the Dragon Boat Festival?"
"Zongzi"
Anyone with a discerning eye will understand what the Chinese teacher is implying. "This set of connotations was learned by the teacher," Liu Feiyan muttered in a low voice. He didn't want to be forced to carry something Li Sao.
The chemistry teacher is a slightly bald old man named Xie. He may look older, but he is actually only about 30 years old. He is usually a cheerful person. Unexpectedly, he also played with connotations in class, "Everyone knows about oils, right? The chicken fat in grilled chicken and the oil in cooked food are all caused by aromatic hydrocarbons. Can any classmate come up and write down its molecular structure?" As expected, Akito doesn't say secret words. The connotation of this charm is really too much. , the classmates in the class were not very cooperative, and no one went up to write. Originally, Teacher Xie wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but he did not expect that he would be embarrassed.
The biology teacher is a tall and thin southern girl. Her speech is delicate but also delicate. She has a fair face. The only flaw is that she has a big and prominent black mole on her chin. If you just look at her back, it's... It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a campus goddess. It is said that she has been admitted to the local forestry bureau as a civil servant, and she does not know when she will be transferred. She was very elegant and did not say anything about "stealing food" in class. For 45 minutes, she simply handed over the test papers, corrected them, and memorized the knowledge points. When I was given homework after class, I was "not a human being" and said, "I have a set of genetic questions in my hand. The comb of a rooster is divided into a single comb and a rose comb. It is known that the single comb is a dominant gene... We all made it after class. !" After saying this, he walked out of the classroom with a smile. The students were dumbfounded when they saw the test paper. The teacher had set the questions himself and copied them one by one. The biology teacher looked elegant, but in fact he was not elegant at all. A wailing sound spread out of the classroom.
In comparison, the math teachers and physics teachers were very direct. After teaching for more than 20 years, they may have been used to this kind of thing. The math teacher didn’t say anything, he just said:
"In the future, you will choose the day for this kind of thing. You knew that today was the swearing-in meeting and you dared to commit crimes yesterday. Be smarter in the future. I have taught students for more than ten years. This is the first time that you are so stupid."
Physics teachers are relatively simple and crude:
"Have you heard about eating meat? Tsk tsk, you guys are probably out of luck at the conference tonight."
On this day, I was criticized and hurt countless times by teachers from various subjects. I even heard about the conference in the evening from the physics teacher. The students who originally wanted to hold the conference instantly lost interest. Zhang Bajiu couldn't even think about holding the conference. Make a fool of yourself.
Until the last class, the head teacher Jia Jin came to the classroom without saying a word, with a calm tone, as if nothing had happened:
"Don't be stunned. You are the protagonists today. There is no room in the lecture hall. Our class will move small stools and sit in the aisle, and we will be the last to enter."
The class was quiet for an instant. This happened so suddenly that the head teacher didn't get angry, but was extremely calm. Thinking of this, the students shuddered. If the old class didn't discipline them, others would punish them even more harshly.
The classes walked into the lecture hall one after another. The venue here is not very big. It is usually a place where teachers hold exam preparation meetings or New Year's Day. This stage has long been filled with important figures such as grade directors and principals. The two sides of the lecture hall are also filled with various banners, which make people excited. There are also bursts of Katyusha songs coming from the speakers. A song that sounds very exciting can always temporarily improve a person's combat effectiveness. Of course, the same goes for swearing.
"You still have the nerve to sit down? Stand up!" As soon as the students of Class 7 entered the room and put the stools in their hands on the ground, they heard the principal's angry voice echoing through the entire lecture hall. Katyusha's voice instead Much lowered. Zhang Bajiu was very smart. He didn't bring a stool to begin with. He could have guessed that it would be impossible to spend the swearing-in ceremony peacefully.
"Is your class special? If you can't eat meat, you won't be able to go to college? The food in the cafeteria is all healthy and rationed. Our teachers and staff all eat in it, and there is no problem at all. Then the cooked food outside is really good. Is it healthy? To tell you the truth, you may not dare to eat what they cook. The exam is approaching, so take some responsibility for yourself. That guy is sleeping. There are six people in a dormitory hiding under the quilt and eating cooked food. You can continue to eat this. There are not 1,800 students in one building? Don’t they want to eat? How about your class buy them a roast chicken or duck? Just stand and listen today and digest it well."
Principal Wang was very angry, but the matter had come to this point, so he didn’t need to train them any more. He could only punish them. Jia Jin was sitting on a stool nearby, laughing and laughing. He didn’t need to be angry or himself. Train people and listen with peace of mind. Although you can't save face in front of your colleagues, it doesn't matter when you think that you can relax.
"Children, cherish your time. The joint entrance examination is coming soon. A few days ago, the principal of the city's No. 1 middle school had dinner with me and said that there were so many people in their school with 500 points and high scores. I just smiled. Then Did we have more mock exams in the past few times? No! How many people are there in our school among the top ten in the city? Arts and sciences add up to 9, and the rest is taken by other schools. We account for half of the country. What does this mean? We It is still capable. The only thing that other schools have an advantage now is that there is a top student and a top student in a single subject. We still have to be convinced by this. However, I am convinced. If you can't be convinced, then we also have top students. So in the remaining days, let’s strive to occupy half of the country. Should we strive for the top spot in a single subject, the top spot in arts and sciences..."
When these words were spoken, the atmosphere in the entire lecture hall was brought to its climax. You can also hear the students blowing hooligan whistles, which may be the morale the teachers are talking about.
"Now I will try to boost the morale of those students with poor foundation. Let me tell you about Zhang Bajiu. You may be familiar with this student. Back then, he was 8 points away from being admitted to our No. 1 Middle School. But he still came. When he first came to our school, I was really optimistic about him. He had close to full marks in mathematics and comprehensive science, and his English was too partial. But I was still confident that I could teach him well. My classmates also knew that he would not take the exam. When I entered No. 1 Middle School, the classes I was assigned to were all at the bottom of the class. In the placement test, this guy made me lose face. His math score was only 65 points. So if we choose to fill in the blanks, we still have 80 points. At that time, I thought, this is The child is considered a loser. I even thought he cheated in the high school entrance examination, but I didn't expect it. Two years later, not only did his math scores improve, but his strength in science and comprehensive science was also obvious to everyone. So this After several exams, his English scores have gone from failing to over 90 points now. This surprised me. Thinking about it, there is still half a semester left. If you study hard, wouldn't it be more than enough to break through 650 points? Then what happens next? It’s up to Zhang Bajiu to share his inspirational process.”
"Come on, let the one who eats cooked food in the class give way to Zhang Bajiu and let him share."
As soon as Principal Wang's words came out of his mouth, the students in the entire room burst into cheers. What followed was Zhang Bajiu walking up and down the aisle and onto the podium.
"Hello, classmates and teachers, I am Zhang Bajiu from Class 7. Maybe you know me because of that adult ceremony, but the real me is from junior high school. I can be a person who doesn't like to endorse. English , Chinese, politics, history, etc. are not interested in me. Instead, the numbers, formulas, and equations are still fresh in my memory. If I do more questions, the formulas will be in my mind. I don’t have any shortcuts. I just use the question-sea tactics. Over time, You will get good at it after using it a lot. Principal Wang said just now that the reason why I didn’t cheat on the exam in junior high school was actually because I went to high school. I didn’t expect the test scores to be so strict at first. I thought the answer would be enough thanks to the numbers, so that’s why I was so I got a bad score, but later I found out that since you choose to study science, you have to learn to be rigorous and meticulous, so in the process of learning little by little, you should constantly improve yourself and know what your shortcomings are, so that you can get better scores. Since the third year of high school, I have been obsessed with "brushing up my scores." I brush up the ones with lower scores. If I can't brush up the ones with high scores, I just brush up on simple ones, and my grades will gradually go up..."
Next, please invite the first in liberal arts...
In this way, Class 7 stood and listened all night. Zhang Bajiu sat happily on the podium, looking at the position of his class and giggling. Similarly, Jia Jin also looked at him with a smile.
