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The story begins on a hot and dreary night.
It's around seven or eight o'clock in the middle of the night, and the sky has not yet faded away. When you look up, you can see the clouds that have been dyed black by the night. They are like a big cotton quilt covering the tops of the buildings, making the small town of Hongmao into a beautiful place. A melting pot.
Underneath, the street lights began to shine, attracting some moths to pop up. Next to it, various neon signs hung high up and placed on the ground opened their halos early, making the street colorful and transparent.
And this huge street, including the pavement and sidewalks on both sides, has long been crowded by the traffic flow during the evening rush hour, the all-pervasive army of electric vehicles, night market vendors occupying the road, and numerous pedestrians. The most eye-catching ones are probably the young and beautiful girls, wearing cool hot pants and short skirts, exposing their bare legs...white, black, long, short, thick. , thin, pairs, rows, and rows, hooking the eyes of young and old men, and scattering into various fast food, small noodles, hand-cooked noodles, grilled fish, spicy crayfish, In the barbecue shop.
Small groups gathered around a table.
"Boss, let's have some grilled fish."
"I want it."
Don’t wait long, peel and clean the fish, mix it with condiments and garnishes, wrap it in tin foil, and throw it on the charcoal fire.
"Zila."
The aroma of baking oil was stirred up by the night wind, mixed with the smell of perfume, mixed into the smoke of human fireworks, and blew into this person's nose along with the wind.
…………
Yuan Xiaochuan took a deep breath.
"boss!"
He lowered his voice and suppressed the noise in half the street.
"Give me roasted two pounds of silver carp, a handful of mutton skewers, stir-fry a plate of beans, and grill some meat and vegetables! Remember to bring the peanuts first."
"Got it!"
In front of the barbecue stall, the boss, who was so busy that he was arrogant, yelled back when he had time.
"Would you like something to drink? Captain Yuan."
"Lao Li, what do you drink?"
Yuan Xiaochuan didn't rush to answer, and turned to ask Li Changan, who was wearing big pants and Crocs next to him.
The Taoist priest was engrossed in watching the street scene. As he listened to the words, his eyes were in a daze for a while, and then he gradually focused on the huge advertisement opposite that occupied most of the floor.
On the top is an idol boy from 20 years ago, holding a bottle of wine and giving a thumbs up, and next to him is a blond foreign model with a bulging shape on her shoulders.
Li Changan blinked his eyelids.
"Isn't your place the land of medicinal wine? Want a bottle?"
"What are you talking about?"
Unexpectedly, Comrade Lao Yuan had no sense of collective honor in the city, so he rolled his eyes at him on the spot.
"Haosheng, please give me a massage. Why are you drinking that stuff?!"
After saying that, he turned around and opened his voice again to the boss.
"Two beers."
"Mountain city or Qingdao?"
"Mountain City!"
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After ordering the food, the two of them sat down at a seat on the side of the road. The waiter brought some chilled beer and a plate of peanuts. The two of them set up a gantry array with snacks and wine.
To be honest, this trip was actually beyond Li Changan's plan.
He had been tossing around in the ancient world for several months and was exhausted. When he returned to the present world, he just wanted to live happily ever after, but he didn't expect that the state would come to check the water meter. Although he didn't notice any follow-up actions, he always felt that Someone was staring at him in a dark corner. He felt uncomfortable going out to buy groceries, so he simply abandoned his doghouse and went out to relax and travel.
When this person travels, he only does three things. One is to see the cultural scenery of a foreign country; the other is to see the majestic beauty of mountains, rivers, lakes and seas; and the last thing is to visit relatives and friends.
And Li Changan was lazy for one thing and didn't want to travel far away to a place with very different customs and food; secondly, he was tired of the green mountains and green waters, desolate and dilapidated places in ancient times, and now he likes the prosperous and secular world; thirdly, after the death of his grandfather, Old Man Li, he and that A group of relatives lost contact early on. After thinking about it, there was only one thing left, which was to meet friends.
Taoist priests don't have many friends, but they have a lot of close friends, and one of them is Yuan Xiaochuan.
The two of them were friends wearing crotchless pants. When I was a child, there were few cartoons on TV, and the same ones were shown over and over again, such as "Calabash Baby", "Journey to the West", "Jingle Cat", "Black Cat Sheriff"... Among them, a few villains liked "" "Black Cat Sheriff". When playing house, he likes to play "cop catching thief". This Yuan Xiaochuan has no other problems except that he loves to occupy the role of "policeman". Because he was born in a black man, he is particularly sensitive to the word "black", so he got the nickname "sheriff".
He didn't expect it, but he took it seriously and decided to become a people's policeman, upholding justice and eradicating evil. When he grew up, he really got his wish and became a policeman, gearing up to fight against evil.
However, the principles learned as a child may not be applicable when you grow up...
"How are you doing recently? I heard from others that your son has been promoted, and the fake police chief has become a real police chief."
Yuan Xiaochuan hummed twice, poured a glass of cold beer, raised his head and poured the whole glass down his throat.
"The front-line criminal police in the provincial capital was transferred to the traffic police captain in the county-level city."
He wiped the foam from his lips.
"It's true that I got promoted."
"It's just your bad temper." Li Changan slowly picked up a salted peanut, "It's not necessarily a bad thing."
"I have a bad temper, what about you? How are you better than me?"
Yuan Xiaochuan snarled, and then asked:
"Hey, to be honest. I called you here this time because I want you to do me a favor. I am not willing to give in and want to make a comeback."
"I knew your son wasn't so generous. He was picking up a car and treating you to guests. What's the matter?"
"How are you doing as a reporter?"
He was fired early!
Li Changan is a media major. He joined a news website as a reporter through connections in the early years. At that time, he was naive and enthusiastic. He didn't like to interview when the leader asked him to do so, but he insisted on doing interviews when the leader didn't. The leader said: Well, go away and do the interview wherever you like.
Fortunately, there are still some connections left in the industry, and this is probably what Yuan Xiaochuan asked.
The Taoist priest was about to elaborate.
"I'm coming."
The waiter suddenly emerged from the densely packed array of seats and brought a plate of grilled fish to the table.
But on the iron plate, the roasted fish meat was soaked in red chili oil, with a thick layer of chili peppers, Sichuan peppercorns, and chopped green onions. When it was steamed by the remaining heat, the aroma began to evaporate along with the water vapor, and penetrated into the air. When it enters the nose, it makes people move their index fingers and salivate.
Food is in the moment, but worldly matters can be discussed later.
The two of them stopped talking, picked up their chopsticks, and started to eat.
However.
"Meow."
Suddenly, a long and shrill cat cry pierced the night sky.
Li Changan looked up in shock.
Then I saw an orange "pig" falling from the sky and hitting the grilled fish that had just been served with a "clang" sound.
Immediately, the cups and plates were knocked down, and grease was splashed everywhere. With a "click", the plastic table fell into pieces. Two bottles of Shancheng hit the ground with a crisp sound, and white foam floated in the green glass slag.
Li Changan didn't react for a while. He looked at the round and round fur dumpling that was motionless among the plastic and soup residue. He waited for a while before he stretched out his finger and poked it.
"Meow."
I saw this guy's hair explode, he picked up half of the fish tail, and disappeared with a swish.
"Well……"
The Taoist priest looked at the grilled fish on the floor, then at the confused waiter, and then at the big ball of oil on his pants.
He was dumbfounded and took out a few pieces of tissue paper and wiped them, thinking to himself:
What's going on?
He didn't want to, and someone immediately told him what was going on.
A female voice, as high-pitched as a suona and as sharp as nails scraping glass, was heard rising from upstairs.
"You uncles are so jealous of me, get out of here, get out! I won't sell it to you even if I beat it to death!"
At the same time, the voice of a man next to him seemed to want to argue.
However……
"I……"
"Wo Yue said that the immortal in your house is Banban!"
"you……"
"Your mother sells old mapi, and you old man sells skinny eyes..."
Not an opponent of the same weight at all.
Not for a while.
Amidst the violent curses, several people fled from the corridor in panic. One of them, with his hair combed shiny, saw Yuan Xiaochuan, grinned, and came up to him.
"Hey, isn't this Captain Yuan? Are you drinking?"
Lao Yuan glanced sideways at him and ignored him.
This man was not angry either, and looked at Li Changan with a smile.
"Who is this brother? I won't introduce you."
With that said, he handed over a business card.
Li Changan glanced at it.
"Yang Sanli, Public Relations Manager of Hongmao Liquor Industry" is quite famous.
Seeing this, Lao Yuan finally responded, but did not take his words and introduce Li Changan. He just pointed to the place upstairs where the curses continued.
"Why are you here to provoke someone else?"
"What are you talking about? Where are you provoking?"
Yang Sanli quickly apologized for himself.
"Isn't their house selling cats and dogs? I just come to buy a cat and take care of their business. How can I get it? I just send money to my door and I still get scolded!"
I just finished saying this.
"Take your bad money and give it to me!"
Then I saw a dozen bills flying down from upstairs, scattering all over the street.
Now, even Yuan Xiaochuan couldn't stand it.
"Zou Pengpai, why are you so mad?!"
"I go crazy every day, every month, every year. Can you take care of me? If you have the ability, why send me to the Five Temples!"
"Five temples?"
Li Changan was listening with gusto with his hands folded, but when he heard a word he didn't understand, he quickly asked without shame.
Next to him, Yang Sanli smiled and replied as if nothing was wrong: "There used to be a mental hospital."
Yuan Xiaochuan turned around and glared at him. He smiled and made a gesture of shutting up, and asked a few of his accomplices to get in the car and leave.
At this time, I don’t know which neighbor’s old man was upset by the noise.
"It's late at night, could you please lower your voice?"
"Your mother sells mapi. You are an old bastard and a peddler. If you don't stay in your house, the old woman will die. Why are you meddling in your mother's business?"
This was like poking a hornet's nest, which aroused unanimous condemnation from the surrounding neighbors. This female hero was also a ruthless character, and she was able to fight with others with words.
But it is inevitable that some people with violent tempers, who are not good at words but good at fists and kicks, will come to the door and bang the whole building.
But this "Zou Pengpa" still didn't show any timidity.
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock hard, and I will mourn your entire family."
"Come on! I don't want to live anyway. If you kill me, will you be able to escape?"
"well……"
Yuan Xiaochuan covered his forehead and sighed.
But when he turned around, he saw Li Changan looking very interested, as if he had just listened to the dirty words as a ditty.
"You don't mind hearing it."
"What does it sound like?" The Taoist priest saw the fun and didn't mind it, "You're not scolding me."
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell your baby."
Comrade Lao Yuan was so tired that he panicked.
"That's it for today. I can't eat anymore. Let's talk about it tomorrow when we have time."
After saying that, he went upstairs to mediate with a dark face.
At this time, the boss who had seen the excitement grabbed a handful of skewers.
"Would you like some Chuan Chuan?"
"Why don't you want it? Pack it up."
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Hongmao is a small county town with only a few bustling streets. The farther away you are, the lights will gradually dim and the pedestrians will become thinner.
In this way, those guys with mobile phones stuck behind your butt will be particularly conspicuous.
Li Changan suddenly turned around.
Later, the young man who followed him for most of the street almost dropped his cell phone in fright. He finally managed to hold it steady, but he broke out in a cold sweat. He couldn't open his mouth or move his feet.
Who is Li Changan?
Even with big pants and Crocs, a beer in one hand, and a barbecue in the other, they can't hide his strong figure. His eyes are like the edge of a sword, sending chills all over his body.
The young man shivered for a while, then suddenly "his spirit base moved", he showed a stiff smile, and stammered:
"Little brother, little brother, would you like to give you a gift?"
The Taoist priest laughed when he heard this, and looked him up and down several times, until his heart felt hairy and his chrysanthemums trembled.
Then he silently finished the skewers in his hand, rubbed his hands on his pants, and spread them in front of the young man.
The young man suddenly burst into tears, but under the intense gaze of the Taoist priest, he could only reluctantly extend his hand. But before it happened, there was a heavy weight on my wrist, and I saw a plastic bag filled with leftover bamboo sticks and used tissues hanging on my wrist.
"Throw it for me."
The young man was relieved, nodded hurriedly and ran away.
"Thanks."
The Taoist priest waved at his back, grabbed another mutton skewer, drank beer, and wandered into the darkness of the small town.
But it was also when the Taoist priest turned his head.
Mediterranean walking his dog on the street, the owner of the hair salon across the street, couples selling dog food all over the street... all kinds of people picked up their mobile phones invariably.
However, the last bus happened to pass by.
The camera lens was already empty and no one was around.
