"Bitter! Bitter! Bitter!"
The old mandrill jumped hard on one leg, passing through the corridors with cornices, carved doorways, and curved aisles.
In the past, the layout of Zhuangzi's backyard was his proudest place. It was a master craftsman from the south of the Yangtze River who was plundered and copied from the manor of a wealthy family. What he wanted was a lot of overlapping and twists and turns.
Now, he was running in a hurry, but the road became more and more twists and turns, and the walls were connected one after another. At this moment, he wished he could bulldoze all these things blocking the road.
If we don't hurry up, those two evil stars will catch up!
He is definitely that ignorant country goblin.
Yesterday, I was patrolling the mountains as usual to show off my power to the little monsters around me, but I didn't expect to bump into a peerless beauty.
The iron shackle of the beauty's handbag came unexpectedly. She only said that she was from a good family who was robbed by thieves, but the tiger also checked the luggage on the horse afterwards.
Iron bow, four-feathered arrows, charms, magic weapons, and that terrifying sword!
Needless to say, the "thief" in this woman's mouth must be a very powerful person. The wisest thing to do is to pretend you didn't see it and let her come and go. The tiger also thought this at the time, but when he turned around, he saw the graceful figure leaning on the horse, the long hair like clouds, the skin like ivory, the charming face... The old mandrill is the combination of eyes and a certain word The children straightened together.
Immediately, a surge of courage or greed came to mind, so even with today's banquet of guests, he still kept busy and kept the yellow gelding and all kinds of magical weapons.
Unexpectedly, lust attracted evil stars, and greed led to a comeback.
When the bearded man grabbed the flying sword that was about to move and frightened the monsters to death, a name finally came to the tiger's mind.
He was the captain of the demon school and a tough judge. He was well-known in the three southeastern provinces. He was the governor of Long Xiangwei and Yan Xinglie of the Fu Division.
The tiger sat down immediately.
He is just an old mandrill with some skills. He occupies a deep valley and calls himself the Taoist. On weekdays, he only eats passers-by and woodcutters, plunders some beautiful women, and shows his prestige in the small pond. Who knows how to kick Zhenfusi? This ancestor.
He ran away immediately. I don’t want it anymore, Zhuangzi doesn’t want it anymore, and I don’t want it anymore. It’s just that those beautiful beauties who haven’t even had a kiss yet are so hard to let go of, so they turned back halfway, and they would bump into those two evil stars. , he was jumping with all his strength on one leg.
Finally arriving at the small courtyard where the beauty was housed, the old mandrill first took a peek at the wall.
Fortunately, there was no evil star in sight, only the two goblins guarding the bride in front of the door. Without saying a word, he quickly jumped into the yard.
"master……"
The two goblins hurriedly stepped forward to greet them, but the mandrill didn't have the time to speak to them, so he immediately started saying one sentence.
"Where's Madam?"
"It's inside."
The old mandrill breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly opened the door and entered the house, but did not look at the two little demons who silently exchanged glances.
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"Madam, madam, something bad has happened. You said the thief came to the door!"
The woman was sitting on the bedside, wiping the sweat from her forehead. When she heard what the mandrill said, her beauty immediately turned pale.
"The bearded guy is chasing me?"
"Yes, there is another person"
"What should we do?"
"Don't worry, the thief won't be able to find him here for a while."
As he spoke, Mandrill walked over quickly, lifted up the woman's skirt, and exposed the iron cuffs on her ankles connected to the bedside. It took out the key from its arms, opened the iron cuffs, and grabbed the woman.
"Let's leave now!"
But as soon as the woman got off the ground, she let out a soft "Oh!", tilted her body, and fell back onto the bed.
"What are you doing?" The old mandrill was furious at this moment.
The woman rubbed her ankles, her mouth full of grievances.
"The iron chain has been locked for too long, and my feet can no longer walk."
"oops!"
The old mandrill slapped his forehead and wanted to call the little demon outside the door to come in, but when he turned around, there was no human figure by the door.
"That's all."
He crouched down in front of the bed.
"My husband will carry you."
The woman smiled and leaned on the old mandrill's back, quietly holding a mottled gold needle between her fingers.
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When Li Changan broke into the backyard, what he saw was chaos.
Those who set fire, those who robbed, those who fought, those who howled...
The strange monsters were doing all kinds of things. The Taoist priest killed a few of them and then dispersed with the birds and beasts. But then, the corridors one after another and the road with nine turns and eighteen turns made Li Changan feel dizzy.
Fortunately, in the blink of an eye, I saw a familiar white face hiding in the corner in a hurry.
The Taoist priest caught up with him in two or three steps, but there was no trace of him. Only a set of clothes lay on the ground, and a cauliflower snake was burrowing into the grass cage, snaking all the way, fluttering and dropping powder.
The Taoist priest had quick eyes and quick hands. He grabbed the tip of the tail and swung it like a whip.
With a "pop" sound, the cauliflower snake suddenly fell into the Taoist's hand, pinched it by seven inches and lifted it up.
"Mr. Liu, we just met yesterday and we meet again today. Isn't this fate destined by God?"
The snake spat out messages and hissed, just like an ordinary flower snake wrapped in powder.
"No, I mistakenly recognized the snake..."
The Taoist priest's face seemed to be smiling, but the cauliflower snake vomited the letter even more cheerfully.
"...I heard that snakes are gallbladders and their eyes have become dry recently. I am not the Willow Messenger..."
Before he finished speaking, the cauliflower snake hurriedly spoke human words and revealed his identity.
"No, no, it's me, shemale..."
"Um!"
"...Taoist Priest."
Messenger Liu immediately changed his words and begged in a hissing voice:
"You are so powerful, why bother embarrassing a little goblin like me?"
The Taoist laughed and let go of the cauliflower snake.
"We are old acquaintances in this demon nest, so I won't embarrass you..."
As he spoke, he dusted off the powder on his hands.
"Tell me, where has the tiger gone? Where is the bride?"
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"This is the courtyard."
The cauliflower snake introduced Li Changan into a small courtyard, and the Taoist priest saw the word "happiness" posted on the door at the first sight.
"The tiger comes to this courtyard first, and the bride is also locked up in this courtyard."
After saying that, it pinched the orchid finger and moved a few steps to the side.
"Young ones only know this... look here..."
"How troublesome."
The Taoist priest thanked him.
"Why."
The cauliflower snake got the answer and ran away without a trace.
The Taoist priest glanced around a few times, then stepped into the room with his sword in hand.
The house was decorated with red silk, red lanterns, and red paper. The whole room was filled with a cheerful red color, which made the pool of blood and corpses on the ground less eye-catching.
The corpse was a strange creature, like a one-legged baboon. From the clothes on its body, Li Changan confirmed that it was the tiger. The Taoist priest came closer and looked carefully. The tiger fell to the ground. There were no signs of struggle around or on his body. The only wound, which was also fatal, came from the back of the head. It was a bloody mess, with brains, blood, fur, and bone fragments mixed together. , while being deeply sunken, it also sputtered out in all directions.
Judging from the experience of Taoist priests who often open gourds to monsters and bandits, 80% of the time they were beaten to death with heavy objects without any defense or resistance.
"It seems that the bride is not too fond of the groom."
The Taoist smiled and picked up some blood on the ground, his tentacles still warm.
He stood up and cut off a piece of cloth, and used the tiger's demon blood to handwrite a dragon jade talisman.
"Hurry as the law dictates!"
With a press of the sword finger, the curtain turned into ashes.
He has already used his ability to look after the house at Jingmen and summoned the nose god "Chonglong Jade".
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The demon girl may have known about Li Changan's skills. Along the way, she wandered around and burrowed into the smelly places, either the garden or the toilet. In addition, the demons didn't like to be clean. It wasn't obvious when they didn't do it. The layout of this Zhuangzi is unique, but there is a vague smell, but when it evokes "Chonglong Jade", the smell... is like searching for durians with your nose by the cesspool.
Even though Li Changan had been tested for a long time, Leng Buding was also a little distracted by the smell.
He struggled to distinguish the residual smell left by the witch. After turning around several times, he saw that not to mention the human figures around him, even the monsters were gone. Finally, the Taoist priest had to admit that he let the witch get away.
He sighed and shook his head, turned around to look for the bearded man, and as soon as he passed through a cave door, he bumped into a bright red wedding dress when he turned the corner.
The two of them stared at each other in shock.
"The witch..."
"It's you, you bastard... Taoist priest! Help!"
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