The next day, Marquis Zhen'an went to the military camp to train soldiers as usual. He was a military general and had personally fought on the battlefield. He would also follow the same instructions when training soldiers. He had no airs of a superior when getting along with the soldiers.
On this day, he was still wearing unlined clothes and practicing boxing with the soldiers. He was so powerful with his fists that he worked very hard. After practicing for a long time, he was covered in sweat.
The lieutenants and soldiers who were practicing with him suddenly smelled a special fragrance. It was sweet, looming, and had an indescribable and very attractive smell. It was particularly special among the smelly sweat of the men in the room. It sticks out, like a swaying orchid growing beside the pit.
"What smell is this? Who smells of incense? No, it's not the smell of incense..."
"Is it the sweet pastry flavor that ladies like to eat at some house?"
"No, who secretly bought the flowers to give to the little girl? It smells like flowers!"
"Is it fruity?"
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A group of soldiers were practicing boxing while whispering to each other. Their daily training did not prohibit talking. Therefore, the soldiers who smelled the fragrance immediately became curious. They chatted and looked around, trying to find out what was on their bodies. The fragrant person comes.
The lieutenant closest to Zhen'an Hou sniffed here and there like a big dog. Huang Tian paid off, and he finally discovered that the fragrance was emanating from Zhen'an Hou's body.
"Master Hou, it's you! You're a stinky man, why do you smell so good? Did you go to see the flower girl last night? This is not okay. If my sister-in-law finds out, why should I break your legs?"
The deputy general asked in shock, with a "You're sorry sister-in-law" look on his face.
After hearing his question, the Marquis of Zhen'an immediately blurted out a retort: "How could it be me? What kind of fragrance can a man like me have on me? Don't accuse me unjustly! I was at home with my wife last night. I see. Is it you? A thief calls for a thief..."
The Marquis of Zhen'an glared at the deputy general. Naturally, he could smell the faint fragrance, but he didn't realize that it was emanating from his own body, so he retorted confidently.
The lieutenant general looked at him with a confused expression and said, "Master Marquis, why don't you smell yourself first? My nose is very sensitive, so I won't admit my mistake."
The Marquis of Zhen'an was so angry that he stared at him: "Just smell it!" As he said this, he raised his arm and put it under his nose, took a deep breath, and was stunned. He thought he would only smell something like He had the usual stinky smell of sweat, but unexpectedly he smelled a delicate fragrance. That sweet fragrance really emanated from his body!
The deputy general saw his stunned look and immediately gloated and asked:
"How's it going, Mr. Marquis? This fragrance comes from your body, am I right? I didn't expect that, Mr. Marquis, you would be like those coquettish, arty civil servants. I didn't expect it..."
"Shut up!" The Marquis of Zhen'an angrily scolded the lieutenant. He was so confused that he had no idea how he got the fragrance on his body. He raised his arms and sniffed again and again, thinking about it again and again. I was thinking, trying to remember whether I had broken one of Madam's sachets this morning and sprinkled the powder on myself.
He thought about it for a long time, and suddenly felt that the fragrance was a bit familiar. After recalling it carefully, he suddenly realized and slapped his thigh. Isn't this the smell of the novel fruit that Madam brought home yesterday, saying it was a gift from Madam Luo Xiang?
The case is solved!
The Marquis of Zhen'an immediately regained his majestic expression and said to the lieutenant: "This is a fragrance called champagne fruit. It's sweet and sour. I ate a lot yesterday. I think it was the fruity fragrance that accidentally rubbed me on my body. ”
The deputy general smiled half-heartedly and didn't say whether he believed it or not. He just raised his eyebrows and said, "How can the scent of this champagne last for so long? I really want to taste it."
"That's really unfortunate. The fruit I ate was given to my wife by someone else. You can't eat it even if you want to." said the Marquis of Zhen'an. He patted himself in disgust, trying to take away the scent. Disperse.
But the scent was not at all the scent of juice being rubbed on his body, but the scent of his sweat, so it was impossible to pat it away.
After taking pictures for a long time, the Marquis of Zhen'an felt that the fragrance was getting stronger and stronger, making him feel as uncomfortable as a man wearing a girl's flowery clothes, so he said to his lieutenants:
"You watch them train, I'll go back to the camp and take a shower first!" After saying that, he ran away as fast as possible. Somehow, the strong back made people see the meaning of fleeing.
"So that fragrance actually comes from the general? You really can't tell a person's face..."
"What do you know? Maybe it was the powder that the general's wife asked the general to apply?"
"The general dotes on his wife too much, right? Haha, the general is a rake..."
"Isn't it too girly for a big man to put on perfume?"
"What kind of fragrant powder? The general said it was the fruity scent you rub on your body!"
"Fruit scent? Haha, do you believe it? What's so fruity?"
"Hehe, the general must be embarrassed and making excuses."
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The joking comments of the soldiers rang in Zhen'an Hou's ears one by one, making his dark and handsome face turn red and hot with embarrassment. He secretly regretted that he shouldn't have eaten so many fruits yesterday.
Marquis Zhen'an washed himself thoroughly before giving up. However, he did not return to the school grounds. Instead, he rode his horse back to the city to find his wife.
When he arrived at the door of the house, he rolled over and strode towards his wife's yard. Because he was walking fast, he was sweating again. I wonder if it was because of his psychology or what? He felt as if he could smell the fruity fragrance again. He shuddered immediately and concluded that it was his imagination.
It didn't take long for him to arrive at Mrs. Hou's yard. As soon as he entered the house, a scream shattered his luck.
"Why do you smell so fragrant? What are you doing here?" Mrs. Hou asked in shock when she saw her tall husband carrying a scent of fragrance as soon as he entered the door.
When the Marquis of Zhen'an heard this, he was frightened and hurriedly smelled himself. Sure enough, he smelled the familiar fragrance again. His vision suddenly went dark and he wished he had fainted.
"I, I don't know either! I took a shower before I came back and made sure that the smell was gone, but for some reason, the smell suddenly came out again! Madam, you have to save me, I am a great man, but You can't go out with a strong smell of fragrance..."
Marquis Zhen'an said in a panic. Madam Hou originally thought her husband had betrayed her and found another woman when she smelled his fragrance. But now that she saw that he was even more panicked than she was, she immediately let out a sigh. Laugh out loud.
