Odin let out a long sigh and said, "Hey, I misunderstood. I, Odin Bolson, am definitely not the kind of person who takes advantage of favors in return. I really have no choice."
"Mr. Sun, I have two sons. The eldest son is kind-hearted but very reckless, and the younger son is very smart but narrow-minded. I am old and I don't have much time left. I can't leave Asgard to a man. A reckless fool or a mean-spirited villain."
"But there is no other way. After choosing between the two, the reckless idiot is still more charming because he is naturally kind-hearted."
"So, I want to ask you to get rid of his recklessness and let him learn to use his wisdom. Only by learning to use wisdom can he exert his full power. I have great confidence in his power. He will be Asgard The most powerful god-king in the future!"
"Oh? Quit being reckless?" Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Old man Odin, what are you going to do? A person's nature is difficult to conquer. If you can conquer your nature, you will no longer be a human, but an awakened being. , the awakened one is the Buddha!"
"My old grandson was pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years. After being exposed to wind and sun, rain and frost, he finally gave up his restless nature and found a bit of tranquility. Then he followed his master and walked 18,000 miles to the west. In the Paradise of Paradise, I conquered demons and eliminated demons all the way through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties. Only then did I achieve the right goal and become the victorious Buddha among the thirty-five Buddhas!"
"This journey has not been easy! Old man Odin, I am not a master. I only know that filial sons come from under the stick. If your two sons are given to me for training, the first step is to suppress them. Five hundred years under Wuzhi Mountain! Do you agree?"
Odin sneered and said, "Mr. Sun, I really want to see what that kid Thor will become under your training, but unfortunately I don't have five hundred years left."
"However, I still thought of a way. If I want Thor to stop being reckless, he should learn to respect him. His power is only inferior to mine in Asgard, but in the entire universe he can only be considered average. .”
"Therefore, as long as he sees a higher power, he will definitely wake up, instead of just yelling with a hammer all day long like he is now."
"But how to plan specifically? I'm not sure. I thought about abolishing Thor's magical power and letting him practice in the atrium, but I feel that he won't gain much from the experience. This is just a temporary solution. A method that does not cure the root cause.”
"Hey, old man Odin, I have an idea, a great idea." Sun Wukong blinked, smiled, and said, "I wonder if you have ever heard of the Havoc in Heaven?"
"Making havoc in the Heavenly Palace?" Odin was stunned for a moment and said, "Mr. Sun, are you talking about that great deed in the story you told in the East?"
"That's right!" Sun Wukong nodded and said: "Old man Odin, if you want your son to wake up, all you need to do is let him lose everything. When a person loses everything, he will start to regret it and start to regret it. Look at yourself and look for your past shortcomings, that’s how I got here.”
"I think back then, when I was suppressed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, the thing I regretted the most was peeing on the palm of Buddha's hand. If I hadn't peed that time, maybe the old Buddha wouldn't have been so angry and got angry. He transformed into a angry-eyed King Kong and directly suppressed my old grandson for five hundred years."
After hearing this, Odin said thoughtfully: "This is a good idea, but how to do it? I have no experience in causing trouble in the heaven."
"It's a trivial matter!" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, patted his chest, and said very proudly: "I, the Monkey King from the Water Curtain Cave of the Flower and Fruit Mountain in the East China Sea, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, the fighting saint Buddha, Sun Wukong, in my life The thing I’m best at is causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace!”
"Old man Odin, let me ask you, when will your son arrive in this heavenly palace?"
Odin raised his eyebrows and said, "Loki has already set off for Jotunheim. It should take about an hour to find Thor and Heimdall to activate the Bifrost Teleport."
"An hour? It seems that we can only have a low-end version of Havoc in Heaven!" Sun Wukong nodded and said: "That's fine! This is your family matter. You can't let an old man like you make a fool of yourself in front of your ministers. I I already have some concerns in my heart, but I don’t know if you can give up your face?”
"Huh!" Odin took a deep breath and said slowly: "For Thor! For Asgard! For the future of the Warner Protoss! I even suppressed my own daughter, not to mention my own face?"
"Okay, old man Odin, listening to your words, you are a person who can achieve great things!" Sun Wukong scratched his cheek and said with a smile: "I will help you with this matter. You don't need too many people to do this. With you, Me and your wife are enough."
"Old man Odin, why don't you call your queen out quickly!"
After hearing this, Odin nodded, sketched a rune magic, and told the news to his wife Frigga.
Soon, Odin's wife, the beautiful and holy Queen Frigga, came to the palace.
She bowed to Odin, looked at Sun Wukong with a smile on his lips, and said, "Mr. Sun, Odin has told me what happened, and the rest is all up to you, Thor, he is a good boy."
Sun Wukong waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Don't be polite to me, the female donor. I am a fun-loving person and like to help others most in my life. If you two follow my instructions, you will definitely let Nasol know how to repent." "
"As the saying goes, the sea of suffering is boundless. It's time to turn around and start a new life."
Frigga nodded and said, "Mr. Sun, I wonder what you plan to do?"
"Hey, you go and get some wine. I want good wine. I like to drink before making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace." Sun Wukong smiled and said: "By the way, I may act a little dissolute in a while, if I offend the female donor. , I hope you won’t be blamed.”
After hearing this, Frigga smiled and quickly left to prepare for the banquet.
In the Celestial Palace, there is countless fine wines. All members of the Aesir Protoss headed by Odin are wine lovers. Among them, Thor is the best at drinking. He is not only the God of War in Asgard, but also the number one drunkard. son.
Naturally, there is no shortage of drinks to entertain guests, especially rare guests like Sun Wukong.
Frigga is a thoughtful person, otherwise she would not have become the queen of heaven and the mother of the gods.
From Odin's rune magic, she learned the identity of Sun Wukong, a monkey who became a god.
The wine has been prepared, so how can we not prepare the food and drinks?
According to common sense, most monkeys like fruits the most, and among fruits, they like peaches the most.
Frigga personally went to the orchard of the Celestial Palace and picked a bunch of peaches. Each one was big and red. She first washed them with the spring water of Ulder Spring, and then used the perfect ice donated by Jotunheim. Created a magic to keep it fresh.
Then, she went to the wine cellar in person and selected the best fruit wine in Asgard before returning to the palace.
The whole process only took a few minutes.
After all, Frigga is also a god, a god on par with Odin.
When Frigga returned to the palace, a look of surprise appeared on her face.
I saw Odin, the usually aloof father of the gods, currently being ridden by Sun Wukong, whispering: "Be gentle! Be gentle!"
Sun Wukong raised his fists and started creating on Odin's face. He hit him extremely hard. While hitting him, he said: "Old man Odin, you are also a god king after all. How can you be so resistant to being beaten?"
"If I beat him lightly, how could your son Thor believe it?"
"Please bear with me. I, Sun, am a professional when it comes to making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Although we don't have hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals to help us this time, the most important thing is authenticity."
"The thing I regretted most back then was that I didn't hit the Jade Emperor's face with those iron fists. This time, my old grandson's wish was fulfilled."
"Okay! okay! Just listen to you. I, Odin, the majestic Lord of the Nine Realms and the Father of the Gods, am famous throughout the universe, but today I listened to your nonsense." Odin sighed. He took a breath and said, "Fortunately, Frigga is not here, otherwise I, Odin, would be really embarrassed to see anyone."
"Ahem..." Frigga coughed lightly, with a smile on her lips, and slowly said: "Odin is fine, I really didn't see anything. Something went wrong when I was studying magic, and now my eyes are gone. blindness,
The ministers were excited, the emperor was excited, in short, they were all extremely excited.
The emperor subconsciously wanted Uncle Zhongyi to come to the palace to ask questions, but he immediately realized that Uncle Zhongyi's family had already left Beijing and returned to Yiyang Mansion.
So I can only ask Mr. Cheng who reported this matter.
Where did Balizhuang's grain come from this year?
In previous years, it was still Huangzhuang, but the harvest has never been so high.
Mr. Cheng immediately told the story about Maoji's grain store.
A person who didn't know where he came from was selling grain seeds at a high price, but no one bought them, but the owner of Maoji Grain Store bought them out of curiosity?
This fact sounds strange, but since Balizhuang is indeed highly productive, where the grain comes from is important, but it is not the most important.
The Minister of Household Affairs immediately requested that all the grain harvested in Balizhuang should be used as grain seeds and be distributed to various places, striving to switch to this grain type next year. If they can all produce high yields, then after next year, the world will pay the grain tax. There is still a lot of food left, plus potatoes, so that every household will not be short of food. Year after year, there will be no more famine in the world. One day!
Many ministers stood up and seconded the proposal.
For a time, the officials were agitated.
But Balizhuang is now owned by Jiacheng County Lord. How can we just take it all in?
The emperor was about to send people to Yiyang Prefecture to talk to the head of Jiacheng County about this matter. All grains would be purchased from the national treasury at the price of grain seeds.
Mr. Cheng went out to report: "Your Majesty, according to what Wuzhuangtou said, the Lord of Jiacheng County told him before leaving the capital that if the Balizhuang rice field can really produce a high yield, he will donate all the harvested grain. To the Emperor!"
Mr. Cheng had already explained in his previous report that he had discovered by chance that the rice in the Balizhuang rice field was growing well, so it was not surprising that Jiacheng County Lord Li Jingli had specially explained it.
But when they suddenly heard that four thousand stones of food were offered, they offered them all. The ministers couldn't help but secretly admire them. The Lord of Jiacheng County was really willing to give it up!
After hearing this, the emperor was surprised but also filled with joy. Seeing the expressions of the ministers, he couldn't help but said: Even the two hundred thousand taels of silver notes were given to Jiacheng without changing his expression!
His mind changed and he said, "I am so happy that Jiacheng is a great righteousness! She offered her the cement recipe before, but I haven't rewarded her properly. Then she offered her the method of making ice, and now with this high-yielding grain - —I must reward Jiacheng well!"
After saying this for a while, he swept away the ministers and then said: "I have decided to enthrone Jia as the princess!"
As soon as these words came out, several old ministers came out and said, "Your Majesty, you must not do this!"
"..."
Just now, the ministers were excitedly talking about the matter of grain and seeds, and now they are agitating that it is against the rules to grant the title of princess. The old ministers are spitting wildly, and they are even more excited than before.
The emperor frowned slightly, "Then how does Liu Aiqing think the reward should be given?"
Liuge Lao said righteously: "Your Majesty! In all dynasties and generations, only the daughters of princesses and princes can be granted the title of princess. It is really against the rules to grant the title of princess to the Lord of Jiacheng County! The Emperor can reward the Lord of Jiacheng County with gold, silver and jewels—— "
But before he finished his performance, he was interrupted by Lord Qing Shi of Dali Temple who came out: "The Lord of Jiacheng County presented heating packs, potatoes, grain seeds, cement, etc., all of which have contributed to the country, the country, and the country. How can they be gold, silver, and jewelry?" Comparable?"
As soon as Master Shi spoke, several ministers stood up and echoed.
A group of senior ministers headed by Mr. Liu Ge refused to back down even if they insisted that etiquette and rules could not be broken.
It was a good morning meeting, but today it took a lot of time, and now there was a fight, and there was no rest for a while.
The emperor on the throne watched the two groups of officials below having a verbal spat. The saliva sprayed all over the Qianqing Palace. Fortunately, he was far away, and no matter how powerful the saliva was, it could not spray on his face.
This time he learned the lesson, and arguing with the old minister was too energy-consuming, so he just watched quietly, and when both groups were tired of arguing, he finally stood up and made a strong decision. Jun Wu said nothing.
Seeing that the emperor had made up his mind, the old ministers of Liuge finally shut up after being tired of arguing.
It’s not okay if you don’t shut up. My wife, daughter-in-law, granddaughter-in-law, and granddaughters at home are all good friends.
I really didn’t see you asking for a beating and being beaten until your nose was bruised and your face was swollen. "
Frigga was very happy. She had never seen Odin like this before. In her heart, Odin had always been an extremely serious, unsmiling, pressured and responsible king.
Today is a day worth remembering, because Odin has never been so relaxed as today. At this moment, he is like a three-year-old child.
"Stop! Stop it! You monkey, stop it! Didn't you see that Frigga has come in?" Odin said with a livid face and was very unhappy.
"Hey, it doesn't matter!" Sun Wukong didn't stop, and directly hit Odin's eyes black, and said: "Old man Odin, what we want is the truth. I am not afraid of being scolded for bullying the old man, so what are you afraid of? ?」
"Hey, let me tell you, there are only a few people in the world who can survive a beating at the hands of me, Old Sun. Old man Odin, you have picked it up."
After beating the old man severely, Sun Wukong stopped. He turned to look at Frigga and said with a smile: "Female donor, where is my wine?"
Frigga flashed her hands and cast a spell.
In the empty palace, a table appeared.
The table is filled with fine wine, and the center of the fine wine is filled with fresh fruits, and the center of the fruits is filled with bright red peaches.
When Sun Wukong saw this, he was startled and waved to the peach.
The peach fell into his palm. He looked at the peach with a blur in his eyes, as if he was recalling the story from long ago.
He took a bite of the peach, with a smile on his lips, and said in a low voice: "This peach is delicious, thank you, Frigga, you are thoughtful..."
