Zhou Ran's expression was now very horrified. He had never seen such a strong vitality as Deadpool. This kind of vitality was really incredible.
Even the invincible Xiaoqiang would kneel on the ground and kowtow several times when he saw Deadpool, and shout out his ancestors very piously.
Deadpool's self-healing ability really surprised Zhou Ran, it was really a long time coming!
Even if Deadpool only has one head left or his whole body turns into a pile of scum, it is much better than the current situation with only one mouth left.
With only one mouth left, Deadpool can still speak and think, and most importantly, he can still make that unique, mean voice.
This extremely weird behavior is really hard to imagine if you haven't seen it with your own eyes.
This is no longer something that carbon-based organisms can do. This self-healing ability is really too powerful, so powerful that it is abnormal, and it feels a bit unreal.
"Oh, you know what? I feel really bad. I was deceived. I thought that the mage was really capable of killing me, but he deceived me."
"Oh, fuck! I'm so sad, so sad! It's like when you are eating hamburgers and the boss tells you that what we sell here are pure beef burgers, large quantities and affordable, you are full of expectations and Very happy.”
"But when you take your first bite, you will find that this is not pure beef at all, but a bunch of synthetically processed low-quality minced meat, and these meats are not even beef scraps. At that moment you will feel Feeling unhappy and angry.”
"You just want to shoot the burger seller and make his head explode like a watermelon!"
"Hey boy, do you know what I will do when I have a weak kidney? I will use a sharp knife to take out my weak kidney, and then a perfect kidney will grow. "
"I can still sell the deflated kidney for money. As you know, the organ market is very promising. There are many people buying organs. In the dark web of the underground world, there is a huge organization that sells organs. They take poor abandoned babies, raise them, and then sell their organs."
"Oh, they call it the golden apple that can make you immortal..."
"I ruined a lot of their deals, but there were still a lot of deals. Then I just looked away. I'm not a God. How could I kill all the bad guys?"
"Besides, God, when he created humans, he also created bad people. I think bad people should also have the meaning and value of their existence."
"..."
"..."
Zhou Ran looked at the Deadpool's mouth on the palm of his hand, which was still chattering and complaining, listening to the extremely bloody, cruel and dark story.
"Ahem..."
Zhou Ran couldn't help frowning and coughed lightly.
Then he reached out and pushed up his glasses gently, and promised with an extremely serious expression: "Deadpool, I will send all the bad guys you mentioned to where they belong. Such people are no longer human, they are demons. , they deserve to die!”
"I will judge them!"
Upon hearing this, Deadpool sneered and said something very philosophical: "Oh, fuck! There is no death penalty in New York. No matter how serious a crime is committed or how serious an evil is done, the result of the trial will be indefinite!"
"This is the damn sacred constitution. Even if you become the mayor of New York City, you can't change this. Those city councilors and capitalists will never allow the death penalty. Their butts are not clean."
"Oh, this kind of thing can only be endured silently. There is no way to change it. No matter how strong a person is, he can never be the enemy of the whole world! What's more, everything has its own meaning of existence, and these evils also have their own meaning. The reason for their existence is that the world needs them!”
"Justice and evil, light and darkness, are always opposites. Positive and negative are conserved. If you erase one darkness, the next darkness will appear. So it's not that those politicians don't do it, they know this very well. "
"Think about it, does a well-fed person go to a meal and eat more, or a person who has never eaten eat more?"
"Darkness cannot drive away impurity, and can only be restricted by various means!"
When Zhou Ran heard this, he clenched his fists fiercely and said righteously: "Good is good, evil is evil, justice is justice, light is light, and darkness is darkness!"
"I will deal with those scum sooner or later! Let them be judged!"
After hearing this, Deadpool laughed and said: "Hahaha, you bastard, you won't believe it! How can that kind of organization exist? Of course that kind of anti-human organization was destroyed immediately! "
"Hahaha, you idiot, you are so idiotic! How come there are stupid people like you in the world? Hahaha, you idiot, you just believe whatever I say, you are really just like a blank piece of paper !”
"Shabi, Shabi, Shabi..."
"..."
After listening to the mean and dirty words, Zhou Ran was silent for a few seconds, took a deep breath, showed a smile at the corner of his mouth, threw Deadpool's mouth to the ground, and then faced Deadpool His mouth was kicked hard.
"Oh! Fuck! You damn guy, how dare you step on me! Pick me up quickly, I don't want to come into contact with that dirty ground!"
Zhou Ran smiled and kicked him again.
"Fuck u, you disgusting bedbug pervert, you even stepped on me. When I, Deadpool, recover, I will crush your basket to pieces! I'll beat you up!"
"..."
"..."
Deadpool's mouth was covered in mud as he cursed wildly.
Zhou Ran shook his head and ignored it. He picked up Deadpool's swords from the ground and hung them on his waist.
Then he carried the unconscious superheroes to one side one by one, and put the super villains down on the other side.
Zhou Ran frowned, the current situation seemed a bit difficult to handle!
There is no Internet here, and the police cannot be contacted. Now there are not only superheroes and super villains, but also ordinary people who have fainted. They look not in the right state and are in desperate need of treatment and ambulances.
How to deal with the current situation?
The nearest hospital here is five or six blocks away, about seven or eight kilometers away, which is a problem.
By the time what happened here is known to the police and the doctor comes, I'm afraid the day lily will be cold.
It seemed that we still had to find a car and leave the area where the signal was blocked first, then contact the police and the hospital. Zhou Ran nodded and began to search for the car.
Of course, Zhou Ran didn't forget about Deadpool, who he had just thrown to the ground. He took Deadpool with him and started looking for a car together.
"Oh, I suddenly remembered something! A huge thing!"
Deadpool seemed to remember something, broke the quiet atmosphere, and suddenly preached extremely loudly.
After hearing this, Zhou Ran asked curiously: "Deadpool, what did you remember?"
Deadpool coughed lightly and slowly said: "This is indeed a big deal. I think something is wrong with you. There is something wrong with you. Look at all the people around here who are injured and fainted on the ground. No. Save people."
"Even Luke Cage's indestructible body is lying on the ground right now, but you are fine?"
"Don't you think all this is abnormal? The most important thing is that even a person like me, who has such a strong self-healing ability, now only has one mouth left, but you are intact, with no injuries at all, and can be free action."
"So, I dare to say that there is definitely something wrong with you! There is a secret! It seems that I have underestimated you and underestimated you!"
After Zhou Ran heard this, he was stunned, frowned, and had a very complicated expression on his face, and slowly said: "So, you mean, what the mage just said is true!"
"He really saw the future. I am really a demon who destroys the world. My true body is the Fire Demon King in Hell, Valcruz!"
Deadpool laughed loudly and said with great disdain: "Hahaha, you don't really think of him as a mage, do you? He just dresses like a mage, but in fact that bastard is a liar and a complete liar. fraud."
"Did you know? I smelled the smell of incendiary bombs on his fireball technique, and those moves that looked like magic were actually lasers."
"So, he is definitely not a mage, but his illusion that can change the environment is still great and spectacular. Although I don't know how he did it, it is definitely not a magic!"
"Although I haven't seen spells, spells definitely don't look like that."
Zhou Ran shook his head, let out a long sigh, and said: "Then I don't know. I don't know why I can survive without being hurt. There is a high probability that it is because I, Zhou Ranfu, am lucky enough to be lucky enough." Be lucky!”
"There will always be many lucky people in this world, maybe I am one of them!"
Deadpool smiled and said: "Hey, brother, that's definitely not the case. I guess you are probably a mutant, a very powerful mutant."
"There are many mutants like this. They usually look like ordinary people, but they have incredible abilities in their bodies. They will not appear unless they are in danger."
"It appears when there is danger. It is a power that has always been hidden."
Zhou Ran felt a little excited when he heard this, but still maintained a calm expression on his face. He nodded gently and said, "A mutant? Deadpool may really have this possibility."
"After this matter is resolved, I will go to Xavier School for Gifted Youth and ask Professor Charles to take a look at me and give me a good physical examination."
When Deadpool heard this, he smiled cheaply and said, "Hey, brother, do you want to experience the feeling of awakening power?"
Zhou Ran nodded, smiled and asked: "Deadpool, do you have any good ideas?"
Deadpool coughed lightly and complained: "Well, I don't have any good ideas, but I think as long as you are in danger, you should be able to activate your abilities. Many mutants activate themselves in this way. Ability, they awakened their power between life and death.”
"It was only after I had been wandering in the torment and torture of life and death that I awakened my self-healing ability. This is a very good method. In that extremely disgusting place, many people awakened their abilities."
"Of course, more people still died, and the deaths were very horrific. For example, if your ability is fire, you end up being burned to death by your own out-of-control flames."
"Well, the ability will definitely awaken between life and death. It is a kind of hope revealed in despair, just like riding a fast roller coaster, from heaven to hell, from hell to heaven."
"It's like you have no more drops and are very weak, and then you force yourself to take out hundreds of drops, feeling pain and happiness, happiness and pain."
Zhou Ran nodded and said: "What you said makes sense. There is great terror between life and death. That great terror will stimulate various hormones secreted in the body and also stimulate some ancient genes inside the body."
Zhou Ran glanced at Deadpool and asked very curiously: "Deadpool, I have a question that I would like to ask you. Well, in your current situation, how long does it usually take to recover?"
Deadpool sighed and complained very sadly: "Oh, it usually takes me three days to recover from this kind of injury. Alas, this is really a very painful feeling."
"Obviously, I was only a little bit closer to death! But I couldn't die. This kind of pain is really unspeakable."
After hearing this, Zhou Ran coughed lightly and asked: "Ahem...that Deadpool, I'm curious about how you do this? Is it really just a simple self-healing ability?"
"It seems that if you rely solely on your self-healing ability, you won't be able to do this!"
"You only have one mouth left now, but you can still talk with this mouth. This is really unconventional and full of a sense of fantasy, like a dream."
"The ability of human language also requires the use of the brain to organize and output. But you don't have a brain at all, and you can still do this. It's amazing."
"Oh, is this because your soul is still alive and your brain waves are still alive?"
After Deadpool closed his mouth and was silent for a few seconds, he slowly said: "Soul? Your statement is really strange. It makes a little sense. I have found the next way to commit suicide, and that is to kill My soul, destroy my brainwaves!”
"However, I can confirm that I am not talking to you with my soul now. It is Deadpool who is talking to you, not Deadpool's soul."
After hearing this, Zhou Ran blinked, picked up Deadpool's mouth with his hand, flicked it, and said with emotion: "So, Deadpool, is your mouth your true body? As long as your mouth is still there , you won’t die?”
Deadpool opened his mouth, showing his teeth, and threatened: "Damn it! Let me go! Don't touch my noble mouth with your dirty pig's hooves, or I'll bite off your fingers!" "
Zhou Ran smiled and stretched out his finger to continue playing, but suddenly stopped.
"Roar……"
There was an extremely terrifying roar, a roar like a wild beast!
Deadpool laughed and said, "Oh no, this is Wolverine's voice. There's something wrong with his scream. He's very angry. If you want to live, run away!"
After hearing this, Zhou Ran let out a long sigh, picked up the two swords at his waist, made an "X" on his chest, and said seriously: "It's too late, he's here, something's wrong with him."
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