How tiring is it to go shopping with girls?
In the past, Valentin had no clear understanding of this. When he encountered similar questions on a certain page, he would just cross them without even looking at them.
But if Valentin were to meet him now, he would definitely type the words "laxative, tired and broken legs", stretch out his trembling index finger and press the send button while being wrapped in countless paper bags.
Maybe he would even sniff his nose and squeeze out a tear of grievance from the corner of his eye.
Once upon a time... Not to mention the past, just a few days ago, Valentin's family went to the supermarket to buy a lot of ingredients, but he didn't take much because both Raphael and Xing Yihuang knew that this guy was weak.
As a result, it had only been so long before my sweet and gentle girlfriend posted the stickers on her own. She didn’t care about Valentine at all. She just put everything she bought in front of him, and then walked into another store ready to raid. .
Judging from the number of bags around him at this time, Zai Nihong can definitely be called a "bag fairy".
It’s still the kind that can be published as a book or biography.
I will share my experience of going shopping with my girlfriend for many (jiu) years (ji) to (ci), so that all male compatriots can learn how to carry bags correctly and efficiently, interspersed with some chicken soup for the soul, tell more stories, avoid the important and trivial, and emphasize the results. Rather than the process...
Use words to make male compatriots with girlfriends involuntarily imagine the beautiful scene in the future when going shopping with their girlfriends will turn from suffering to enjoyment. The hearts of male compatriots without girlfriends will be filled with a sense of satisfaction that will surprise their future partners and make them Immerse yourself in this false pleasure and ignore the key points in the book.
This way Valentin can prepare for a book signing tour across Terra.
Then after a while, when the people who bought it calm down, they will find that the premise of all this is an Originium skill that can enhance physical fitness.
It's just that this book doesn't have the words "If you want to practice magical skills, draw your sword from the palace" at the beginning like the "Sunflower Collection".
…
Fortunately, Valentin's Origin Stone skill made this nightmare that every man would experience in the afternoon less terrible.
Of course, in addition to the credit for the spell, the benefits provided by Raphael and Xing Yihuang were also an important reason why he did not complain.
As we all know, after the running-in period, women become unpredictable.
Raphael in the past and in another world was so gentle, he could be called the most perfect girlfriend.
As a result, after returning from the Asian continent, this sister's temper became worse day by day, and her face changed faster than the pages of a book. He might be smiling one second, but suddenly he's tugging on your ears, and the next second he's holding you in his arms and sucking you.
It makes Valentin feel that he is not this sister's fiancé, just like her pet.
In fact, he had noticed it a long time ago, right after that big fight.
Raphael became more self-centered and no longer maintained the excellent personality of the past.
Xing Yihuang is no longer the cool guy he once was. Although it was still cold, Valentine felt a little inside.
But not as obvious as Randy.
It was just that the sweetness of the pain of lovesickness at that time prevented him from noticing this change, and his attention was on other aspects.
A long absence is better than a newlywed.
Now, the dopamine secreted by the long-awaited encounter has been completely consumed, and life is back on track, and the changes are obvious——
During the shopping process, Raphael held Xing Yihuang's hand the whole time, as excited as a child. Even though the other party kept a cold face, he remained enthusiastic. In the eyes of outsiders, they were just a pair of lace, without any concealment.
When people looked at Valentine, who was almost submerged in packaging bags, their eyes were full of...
jealous.
Just kidding, how could such a beautiful boy be their licking dog?
When a girl chooses underwear, does she ask her dog to give her opinions?
Will a girl reward a dog for licking her with a kiss?
Oh, it’s still silky...
In short, Valentin survived Raphael's shopping spree in pain and joy, and returned to the hotel with a lot of things.
"it's over……"
As soon as he entered the house, Valentin put his bag on the ground, staggered to the sofa and lay face down.
The soft touch came to his face, wrapping his sore muscles, like spring rain falling on the cracked earth, making him extremely comfortable.
“Xiao Wa is awesome!”
As a result, before he lay down for long, Raphael came over and turned Valentin over, lifted him up and gave him a thick facial cleanser.
Listening to the tone that sounded like coaxing a child, Valentine squeezed his head upwards, stopped moving and closed his eyes after making sure that he would not be suffocated.
Oh, just get used to it.
"What are your plans for the evening?"
After a while, Raphael let go of him and went to collect the loot.
Valentine lay on his side on the sofa, stared at the two busy people, and yawned.
a bit sleepy.
"Yihuang and I are going to check out the bar downstairs."
Raphael took out a sports bra and put it in front of him and gestured without raising his head.
"Um?"
Hearing this, Valentine was no longer sleepy for an instant.
The bar Raphael was talking about was called Lingyun. It was right next to this hotel and was also a property of Langting Group. It’s featured in tourist brochures and is one of the most popular bars in the city.
In addition to tourists who come to stay at Langting Hotel, many locals also come to Lingyun to indulge, and the venue is full.
"Nice girls don't go to nightclubs."
But no matter how good the manual is, Valentine's stereotype of the bar won't change.
He has always felt that this kind of place is a place that accommodates the dark side of human beings, and normal people will never go there.
So much so that in Asia, the wine culture has not developed at all.
"Your tone reminds me of the nuns who took care of me when I was still in Rutland."
Raphael packed his clothes and sat next to Valentine, letting him rest on his lap.
Xing Yihuang was not in the living room and had gone to take a shower. She walked all afternoon, and even though the mall was air-conditioned, she was still sweating.
The angel let down his ponytail, and a few strands of golden hair hung down on his chest. Her body fragrance slowly drifted into Valentine's nose, mixed with the warm breath of the pure cotton T-shirt stained by the sun and the smell of sweat, anesthetizing his brain.
Valentine turned over, faced inward and closed his eyes.
He really wanted to sleep at this moment.
"Isn't it another saint who took care of you when you grew up?"
Gabriel, the saint whom Raphael mentioned most often in front of Valentine.
From her description, she seems to be an older lolita?
"Saints are also very busy."
Raphael ran his fingers through Valentin's hair, gently scratching his scalp.
"If I hadn't come out, I would have been sleeping in the Rutland National Hospital at night."
Valentine didn't reply.
He breathed slowly, never opened his eyes, and seemed to have fallen asleep.
Raphael didn't say anything, just sat there quietly, and the years were quiet.
"Go ahead, I'll go too."
It took a long time before Valentine responded.
"good."
