"Franka's strategy line has been opened."
Valentin stared at the task panel in front of him, his eyelids twitching. His fingers pressed hard on it and kept sliding, but the words up, down, left and right were still stubbornly displayed in the middle of the panel, without any other information.
"Am I dreaming?" Valentine murmured to himself, reaching out and pinching his cheek hard.
hiss--
"It hurts, it hurts..." Valentin grinned and let go of his hand, with obvious red marks appearing on his fair cheeks.
"People as stupid as you are really rare." Jiao Zhengyu will not give up any opportunity to hurt Valentine, especially after the vacation plan was ruined.
"You came just in time." Valentin quickly took off his protective clothing, sat on the bench and clicked on the task panel in front of him.
"Can you explain to me what's going on? I remember that the task you gave me was to defeat Franka to open the strategy line?"
Judging from the battle between him and Franka just now, Valentin was basically beaten by the fat fox during the entire battle. The opponent could beat him with one hand. The only counterattack was the last "Nothing" born".
Even so "no life" will not let him win the battle, because this is a move that will lead to death. Valentin only dares to use this move because of his powerful medical spells, otherwise he will be killed by Xing without even taking a step forward. Yihuang kicked him away.
"You used the Swift Sword to open her heart, and now she has a place for you in her heart."
Jiao Zhengyu's voice was ups and downs, and Valentine had goosebumps all over his body.
"Open your mind·Physics."
Valentine muttered, his face full of disbelief.
"Then if I stab her a few more times with the sword, will she immediately rush up and do something dirty?"
"No, most likely he is lying on the ground, shaking all over, looking at you with blurred eyes, making crazy hints. His whole body exudes the aura of female hormones."
Valentin imagined the scene, and in less than a second, a mosaic was pasted on it, with three large characters printed next to it: R18.
"Sounds just like the brainless heroine in Little Butter."
He felt that Jiao Zhengyu was joking.
"It's a joke indeed."
Gan.
"Then you said this is of no use!" Valentin now wanted to use the Swift Sword to give him a Heart-Opening Physics.
"Although it's not that exaggerated, Franka will indeed awaken some strange attributes, changing from an S girl to an M girl."
"As for the attacking side, you are the one holding the Swift Sword."
Snapped.
Valentine clapped his hands on his face, his voice dull and slightly desperate.
"Why is there no normal person in this world... I just want an ordinary relationship..."
"Do you still remember the two girls next to you? One has been with you for two years and the other has been with you for a year, but you don't have any ideas?"
Jiao Zhengyu felt that the child might have a brain problem.
"Yes, look at the posters on the wall and the pillows on my bed in Chernobog. Do you think I have no ideas?!"
Valentine's voice rose suddenly, but soon sank to the bottom again.
"but……"
His head was bowed deeply, his arms were placed on his knees, and his hands were crossed. He looked like a middle-aged social animal who was overwhelmed by life.
"I am afraid."
Very true idea.
"Why?" Jiao Zhengyu knew very well what he was thinking, but he thought it would be better to let Valentine say it himself.
You will get sick if you keep things in your mind.
"Raphael is beautiful, has a gentle personality, and smiles all the time. When I first saw her, I felt like my heart was filled with light and very warm."
Valentine raised his head and looked at the ceiling of the locker room. Holy Light Raphael gradually took shape behind him, emitting a shallow, warm light. A pair of hands rested on his shoulders, and golden hair fell in front of Valentine's eyes.
Looking at the faint light-emitting hair and the face of Holy Light Raphael in front of him, Valentine's pupils slowly expanded, his thoughts began to diverge outward, and the scene in front of him began to become blurry.
But the angel's face in his mind was extremely clear. He could see every hair and feather clearly.
At that time, heavy snow fell in the sky, and the cold winter wind swept across the entire Chernobog. Valentin lay on the ground with his head raised, staring blankly at Raphael reaching out to him.
When Valentine touched the angel's palm, all the coldness disappeared, and only he and Raphael were left in the world, as well as the holy light that had been shining on Raphael.
"There is no doubt that Raphael is a Sakota, because she has a ring on top of her head that is similar to an angel, and there are four pairs of small translucent wings behind her."
"It's just that, unlike the powerful angels, Raphael has the unique magic power in this world, and I was attracted by it when I first saw her. From then on, her appearance has been firmly imprinted in my mind. .”
Valentine's hand gently brushed the hair that exuded holy light, his expression was calm, as if he had entered sage mode.
Jiao Zhengyu stood in front of him and sharpened his claws. Because he became a film, his fingernails grew very quickly.
But that doesn't mean he doesn't care about Valentine's words. As a creature of a god-level civilization, multitasking is the most basic ability.
"Like a thought stamp?" Jiao Zhengyu blew lightly on the remaining nail powder on his fingers.
"Yes. Raphael's appearance is like a mental stamp. I can't forget her no matter what."
"Since then, I've had some subtle changes."
"You should know that I'm an otaku, right?" Valentine smiled sheepishly.
"Hmm." Jiao Zhengyu began to polish his second fingernail.
"Before I met her, my bedroom in Chernobog was already covered with various posters. But at that time, I didn't have a clear goal, I just posted whichever ones looked good. , so you can find posters of Sir Chen, Lapland, and Seria in my bedroom."
"It turns out you like strong women more."
"But I didn't have a pillow at that time, so I still had normal insomnia every night. I wore earplugs and eye masks to force myself to sleep. I would be awakened by the slightest movement, but I could fall asleep again quickly. This is the only thing I can be thankful for. matter."
Valentin completely ignored Jiao Zhengyu's teasing.
"But after I met Raphael, there began to be more posters about her in my room, and eventually they took up the entire wall. I also got my first pillow, which also had Raphael's paper figure on it. Image.”
"Sizhai steamed goose heart." Jiao Zhengyu simply commented.
"Ha, last time Raphael suddenly ran into my room and saw this and gave me a slap in the face."
Valentine scratched his head.
"If I just said goodbye to you, I would be a pervert, wouldn't I?"
"It's very perverted... but I can't help it. And it's okay to be perverted in your own little nest, right? Don't let others have their own quirks? 0 I haven't done anything evil, I'm just a bit fancy Crazy."
"And I'm not crazy about the person I admire like some crazy fans, or even affecting the other person's life."
Valentine suddenly became righteous.
"I have always kept this feeling deep in my heart and never revealed it to outsiders. If Raphael hadn't carried out a surprise attack that day, otherwise this secret would have been hidden and Chernobog would have been turned into ruins. "
"So you talk so much just to express your love for Raphael? The kind that is as indispensable as air?"
Jiao Zhengyu raised his eyebrows.
"Ah, of course it's not to that point. I just admire her and like her very much. If she leaves every day in the future, I won't be unable to live."
"She will always live in my heart."
Valentine suddenly sat up straight and put his hand on his left chest.
"Raphael won't shoot you if he hears this... Is this a curse for her to die soon?"
Jiao Zhengyu had a dark look on his face.
"It's just a way of expressing emotion." Valentine smiled sheepishly.
"Then how do you explain that battle in the slums? You didn't hesitate at all to save Raphael, and you almost died."
Valentin didn't believe it at all when he said he just fantasized about liking Raphael Kaku Zhengyu. Can you give up your life for the one you love?
Who could be so naive?
It would make sense if Raphael was Valentin's girlfriend at the time, but it wasn't.
Moreover, Jiao Zhengyu analyzed the thoughts and feelings expressed in Valentin's words just now. He probably regarded Raphael as an idol and was willing to pay a lot for her, but he did not covet her body and did not think about it. The thought of tying the knot with Raphael.
Simply giving without asking for anything in return, just hoping that the other person will be well and laugh all the time...
"Is Raphael your daughter...are you so kind to her?"
After thinking about it, Zhengyu could only think that father's love, one of the greatest selfless emotions of mankind, could match Valentine's performance.
"She is two years older than me. How could I have a daughter like this..." Valentine felt that this guy who always claimed to be a god-level civilization creation was not very smart.
"There is nothing wrong with my IQ, I just can't understand the emotions of you humans. Although I have my own emotional module, it is a man-made thing after all, and it is far from what is natural to you."
"I'm afraid emotion is the only thing that can defeat you." Valentine smiled bitterly.
"You...are really not greedy for her body?" Jiao Zhengyu looked Valentin up and down. In his impression, this guy was not so innocent.
"greedy."
"Your conclusion proves that there is nothing wrong with my program. Thank you for saving me the pain of rework." Jiao Zhengyu got the answer he wanted.
"But I would never do anything like that."
Jiao Zhengyu curled his lips: "Because you don't dare."
He also knew very well how timid this guy was when facing women.
What he said was more slutty than anyone else, but it really made him dare not move even if he actually took action, and his face was as red as a monkey's butt.
No wonder I'm still a virgin even after I'm in my late twenties.
"Although I don't know what you are thinking, I always feel very uncomfortable." Valentin glared at the malicious Felin and continued to stroke the hair of Holy Light Raphael.
It's just like the one in a shampoo advertisement from a previous life. It's very smooth and I can't put it down.
"Actually, it's not just that I don't dare, but more of that I don't want to."
This time, Valentin didn't give Jiao Zhengyu a chance to interrupt and continued talking on his own.
"In my heart, Raphael is extremely sacred, and she should be respected by others. She will not be contaminated by any darkness, corrupted by desire, or affected by disaster, just like a real angel."
"As for that physical desire, it makes me sick just thinking about it."
Looking at Valentine with a pious look on his face, Jiao Zhengyu rubbed his chin, wondering whether he should say this.
"Well... you have to know that Raphael is only a human being, although she looks like an angel. No matter how holy she is, she still has to get married and have children and raise offspring, and she will also grow old, with wrinkles on her face and bags under her eyes."
"Do you take her too seriously? Just like you did to those two-dimensional paper people. But those paper people are just data, but Raphael is a living person."
Liberole, the little girl with long white curly hair, one of Griffin's human forms, was also the object of Valentin's deep love. She was summoned during the last gang war, but Valentin didn't bother her and just watched quietly from a distance.
At that time, Jiao Zhengyu felt that this was not possible. After Griffin's human form was removed, he weaved a dream to make him give up this abnormal love. It turned out to be a success, at least the little girl didn't appear in those posters.
But now he has a new object of admiration. This object is still a real person, and he also has a good impression of Valentine. His straight ball, spin ball and curve ball are better than six. I don’t know if he is more radical than Xing Yihuang. How many.
As a result, Valentin did not dare to respond to Raphael's feelings because of his ridiculous emotions and his timidity towards love.
Otherwise, he would have become an adult long ago, okay?
"You know, there is a term on Earth specifically used to describe people like you."
"What?"
"Lick the dog."
Valentin raised his head and looked at Jiao Zhengyu, and the movements in his hands stopped.
"Dog licking refers to those people who know that the other person does not like them in a relationship, but repeatedly put their hot face on their cold butt without any dignity or bottom line."
"Do you think I am?"
Jiao Zhengyu used its simple emotion module and a processor as luxurious as a star to think for a very short time.
"I think you could be called a 'believer'."
"I think so."
Both parties reached a unified opinion.
"But your 'Saint' likes you very much."
"I know."
Jiao Zhengyu looked at Valentine, knowing that it would be difficult to continue this conversation.
"It seems that Raphael does have some incomprehensible magical existence. Maybe I should conduct a detailed investigation on her."
He rubbed his chin, and the memory usage went up and down.
"What do you think of Xing Yihuang?"
Jiao Zhengyu felt that he should take some responsibility for the CP he pulled.
"What a nice girl."
Simple and understandable yet vague answer.
"That's it?" Jiao Zhengyu was not satisfied.
When you talk about Raphael, you are eloquent and wonderful. Why does Xing Yihuang only say one sentence?
She has been with you for two years, one year longer than Raphael!
"That's it." Valentine had no intention of saying more.
"Aren't you greedy for her body?"
"greedy."
"The Shining?"
"greedy."
"Kelsey?"
"greedy."
"Razer?"
"greedy."
"silver gray?"
"Greedy...wait, how can you sneak in a man?"
…
At this moment, Jiao Zhengyu looked at Valentine's somewhat sullen face, expressionless, and the processor memory usage was reduced to the minimum. It seemed that there was nothing in this world that could interest him anymore.
"Can you please be more forceful? Can you fuck me with someone? Anyone can do it. Men are fine too."
Jiao Zhengyu slapped Valentin on the head, causing veins to bulge on his face.
“Don’t always talk the talk but never do the deeds!”
"I am the man who wants to become a great magician!" Valentin didn't have the slightest fear and stared directly back at Jiao Zhengyu's line of sight, causing Holy Light Raphael to chuckle, and several feathers fell to the ground and turned into A little light.
"No, why are you so interested in my lifelong events?" Valentine slapped Jiao Zhengyu's hand away.
"Because I want to watch romantic comedies."
…
"I suggest you observe the daily life of Razer and Franka. It's quite comical."
Valentine thinks the CPU of this system is broken.
Jiao Zhengyu fanned Valentine's head, and his body became translucent again.
"I know what I just said was a joke. Sometimes if you want to make changes, someone has to take the difficult first step. If you don't want her to, it will only make things irreversible."
"Take a good look at your heart and see how you feel about others."
"You can't let a girl take the initiative, right?"
After saying this, Jiao Zhengyu disappeared, leaving only Valentine and the Holy Light Raphael behind him.
Valentine sighed, and the room filled with light dimmed.
"Easier said than done..."
"the most important is……"
"As I am now, I cannot make a lifelong promise to anyone."
