Although I am not good at playing mahjong, I still understand the meaning of "three missing one", which means that the mahjong players have gathered three people, but one person is still missing, so the mahjong game cannot be played and has to be abandoned.
But this mahjong game with three missing ones has nothing to do with the craftsmanship we are encountering now?
Zhang Hazi snorted coldly and said that the opponent's situation in this game was almost three and one.
These are all related to each other, why are there three missing ones?
Zhang Hazi did not answer me anymore, but led me straight to the back door of Xie Bugui's house, and then asked Xie Bugui if the back door of your house was locked?
Xie Bugui nodded, then climbed over the wall and opened the back door from the inside.
I took a look inside, and to my surprise, it was still completely dark.
I asked Zhang Hazi, how could this happen?
Zhang Hazi didn't say anything, but kicked Xie Bugui in from the door, and then asked him to leave the door unlocked and climb out of the wall.
Xie Bugui cursed, then immediately turned out of the wall. I thought he was scolding us because of the kick he received from Zhang Hazi, but I didn't expect him to tell us as soon as he came out. Fortunately, he ran fast, and the corpses that I had scattered before came out again.
Hearing this, I frowned and looked at Zhang Hazi and said, have you made a mistake? The problem is still not solved.
Zhang Hazi ignored it, but groped forward, then stretched out his hand to push open the backyard door, and then walked in swaggeringly.
I was just about to stop Zhang Hazi, and was about to scold him for his life, but through the open back door, I saw the clear sky, abundant light, and completely peaceful appearance in the backyard, which was different from the dark one before. The appearance is completely different.
I hurriedly followed and asked Zhang Hazi, why is this happening?
Zhang Hazi said, I am talking about Lao Sa, this is called "Mahjong Three Missing One", don't you think of Tongmai?
I shook my head, then glanced at Xie Bugui and found that he was also confused.
Xie Bugui said, I know that the three are missing and one is missing, but I really can’t figure out how it has anything to do with the current situation.
Zhang Hazi asked, haven't you ever tried those 'dating' apps on the Internet?
I was confused again. I felt that Zhang Hazi's thinking was even more out-of-the-box now than before. We obviously agreed to play mahjong, so why are we talking about 'dating' apps again?
However, I still answered Zhang Hazi truthfully, saying that I only know Penguin and WeChat, but not the others.
So Zhang Hazi looked at Xiang Xie again, but it turned out that this guy didn't even know Penguin, he only knew WeChat.
At first I thought he was pretending, but later I learned that it was normal not to know this. After all, my family was poor and I couldn’t afford a smartphone at that time, so I didn’t know Penguin. Although his family is not poor, they have been trapped in Xiejia Village and dare not go out. Even if they go out, they do not dare to have a girlfriend. Naturally, they do not know about those dating apps.
After Xie Bugui and I finished talking, Zhang Hazi looked at us in surprise. From his expression wearing sunglasses, I could clearly see the contempt in his eyes.
Sure enough, after he stared at us in surprise for a while, he shook his head and said to himself that he deserved to be an old virgin even when he was older.
After he finished speaking, he explained to us that the so-called "dating" software is to first check whether the other person is beautiful through the news and circle of friends, and then communicate through preliminary friendly chats, and finally make an appointment to have a meal and see each other. You don’t even know about movies, renting a house, etc., these modern things?
To be honest, when I first listened to Zhang Hazi’s introduction, I thought this ‘dating’ software was pretty good. It could at least expand your social circle and allow both men and women to find the person they like. Isn’t it a modern version? Matchmaker?
If this can be done, it can also help the country alleviate the pressure of negative population growth and contribute to the country's promotion of three children!
But when I heard the rest, I felt something was wrong. I could understand eating and watching movies, but I even asked for a room. Are you sure you are making friends and not hooking up?
Zhang Hazi said, "Look, your thoughts are unacceptable. How can you call hooking up?" This is obviously an in-depth, frank and candid communication so that we can better understand each other. This is to lay the foundation for us to live together better in the future. You idiot, you know this.
After listening to Zhang Hazi's words, I just regretted that Xie Bugui's backyard was so clean that I couldn't even find a brick. Otherwise, I would have shot Zhang Hazi to death!
This is the first time I've heard someone talk about this thing in such a high-level manner. Are you still shameless? Do you believe that I conveyed these words to Wu Tinghan intact?
When Zhang Hazi heard Wu Tinghan's name, he was immediately frightened. He coughed twice hurriedly, and then said, Don't get me wrong, I was listening to someone else, and I didn't know the rules here at all. Yes, what I want to say mainly is that in these 'dating' apps, there is a type of people who specializes in dating people to play mahjong. I don't know if you have ever seen them.
Seeing that Zhang Hazi finally got to the point, I stopped looking for bricks and said, I haven't seen it before, but when I was in school, I heard from my roommate that it was among the people nearby. Some women's signatures were playing mahjong and asked if anyone was coming.
Zhang Hazi said, yes, it is like this. They girls say that three are missing and one is missing, but in fact they are setting up a trap. The three of them are all working together, waiting for the idiot to get in, and then kill the idiot who got in.
Although I understand what Zhang Hazi wants to express, I still don't understand how this is related to what we are experiencing now?
Xie Bugui also shook his head and said, I didn't understand it either.
Zhang Hazi said, didn't you say yesterday that you were playing mahjong all night long? You just saw three coffins placed in the main room, which are actually three people waiting to play mahjong. And you are the one who gets ripped off. As long as you go in, you will be killed by them.
So it turns out that Zhang Hazi went around in such a big circle just to make friends with us two newbies and explain the horror of making friends online.
But why is it okay if you come in through the back door?
Zhang Hazi said, aren't you talking nonsense? Only such a person would go through the back door? Those are all related people. No matter how courageous those who plan to rip people off are, they dare to attack these people who go through the back door, don't they want to live a long life?
I suddenly understood and gave Zhang Hazi a thumbs up sincerely to express my admiration for this guy.
Xie Bugui was also full of admiration like me.
But soon, another question came to my mind, so I hurriedly asked Zhang Hazi, you just said that you were killing one person, so Xie Bugui was the one who got hit. So what if all three of us had gone in at that time, would nothing have happened?
Zhang Hazi slapped him and said, "Do you really want to eat shit?" If all three of us die there, those three coffins will be where we end up! Not only are we going to die, the three of us will become "three missing one" with "three" in it, and then we will trick everyone else in the village into coming in and killing them!
When I think of the three of us sitting in the main room playing mahjong and tricking people from Xiejia Village into killing them one by one, I can't help but get a chill down my back!
Fortunately, Zhang Hazi saw it through, otherwise, the consequences would be really disastrous.
I never imagined that Xiejia Village, which even outside craftsmen can't enter, would have so many dangerous and strange things waiting for us. We haven't left the village yet, but we have encountered so many killing moves. If we really leave the village, how can we deal with it?
I was still worried about what would happen after leaving the village, when I heard Xie Bugui yell, "No, those three coffins are missing!"
