As soon as I opened my eyes, I received a solid kick from Zhang Hazi on the chest, and then I heard him yelling, "I'm an ancestor of mine, and you can use Zhan Xingkui's craftsmanship." drop? Aren't you afraid of being wiped out?
Listening to his iconic mantra, I ignored the pain in my chest, but smiled at him and said, if I don't loosen the lid of the coffin from the outside, will you scream?
This is common sense, because it is impossible for a person who is locked in a coffin to open the coffin from the inside. The reason is very simple. The people who enter the coffin are all dead. How can the dead open the coffin by themselves?
But Chen Youwei, Wang Qingsong and my grandfather are exceptions. After all, none of them are normal people.
Even if it was the previous Zhang Hazi, let alone an ordinary coffin, even if it was the original tunnel coffin, and still without a body, he could use Yun Gao Huitian to break open the tunnel coffin. , where is it not my turn to play tricks on the class door?
It's just that Zhang Hazi is an ordinary normal person now. If there is no external force to open the coffin lid, then he will have no other choice but to suffocate to death.
Zhang Hazi didn't speak. I thought he was hurt by my words. Just when I was about to speak to comfort him, I saw him turn around and stare blankly at the river in front of him. I didn't know what he was thinking. .
After a long time, he quietly said to me, Ha Tu Tui, you have to remember that anyone in this world can die, including me, Zhang Ha Zi, but you alone cannot die.
This is not the first time Zhang Hazi has said this. I know that he is worried that after I die, another soul hidden in my body will wake up and occupy my body to realize his plan of thousands of years. Years of eternal life.
A man who dared to kill 450,000 people thousands of years ago, a chieftain king who dared to dominate an area 1100 years ago, just one move of 'Dream of Spring and Autumn' kept him alive for more than 2000 years , this kind of method is completely worthy of the name as the work of heaven and man.
Moreover, the three royal villages he arranged during his lifetime and the three dream keepers he arranged allowed him to easily control the chiefs of the major craftsmen's sects even if he died, making the entire craftsmen's sect fearful and manipulated by him; A catastrophe that lasted for ten years almost overturned the entire craftsman sect...
If such a person is really resurrected, no one can predict what will happen and what consequences it will have, and no one is willing to do this setup. Of course, except for the craftsmen who help him.
When chatting with Zhang Hazi in Laosicheng before, Zhang Hazi once joked that if kind-hearted people like us are regarded as Yangjiang, then that kind of people should be called Yinjiang, but no matter they are Yangjiang They are all tricksters, they are all tricksters, so they should all be called tricksters.
It is precisely because of my special constitution that I cannot learn advanced craftsmanship, lest it disturb the sleeping soul in my body that was injured by Zhang Hazi.
Although there is a soul-suppressing bell that 'suppresses' my soul to maintain the status quo, I am not my grandfather after all, and I cannot control the soul-suppressing bell. If that soul becomes stronger, it may wake up and break through the confinement of the soul-suppressing bell. .
Therefore, even if I learn advanced craftsmanship skills, because my soul is incomplete, I will not be able to play the normal role of those craftsmanship skills. Just like the previous Thirteen Taibao Decisions, if Chen Enyi or others from the shoemaker lineage were to perform it, the effect would definitely be dozens of times better than mine.
As for the Zhan Xing Kui Di I just used, I just asked the Yin people to get out of the way and the coffin lid to loosen. If Ling Jiang were to use it (provided her body could bear it), the effect would definitely be different. The Yin people in the river will have no escape, and even the manipulators behind the scenes will be affected and seriously injured.
However, this kind of craftsmanship is the creation of heaven and earth, and it cannot be used by people who are not blessed with great luck. Even if you have great luck, if you don't have enough craftsmanship and you try to use it forcefully, you will definitely suffer severe backlash from this craftsmanship.
To put it simply, if you don’t have that diamond, don’t take this porcelain job!
This is why Ling Jiang tried to use Zhan Xing Kui Land three times, but was interrupted every time. It's not that she doesn't want her to use it, but if she really wants to use it completely, it is very likely that no one will be saved, and her own life will be involved.
Therefore, fortunately, I cannot exert the full effect of these profound craftsmanship. Otherwise, with my superficial understanding of craftsmanship and the little craftsmanship I possess, I will definitely suffer unimaginable backlash.
At the very least, the result is that even if I have the blessing of the soul-suppressing bell, I'm afraid I won't be able to save him.
The reason why Zhang Hazi remained silent facing the river for a long time was because he was worried about this.
But he scolded me, and if I had to choose again, I would still save him without hesitation. Call me selfish or disregard the overall situation. Anyway, I will never let the people around me die in front of me again, at least, not in front of me.
I turned a deaf ear to Zhang Hazi's words. In order to prevent him from delving further into this topic, I changed the topic and asked him, did you first find me in the funeral procession? I thought you would follow that paper man and walk away.
This is a question I haven't thought about before. After all, Zhang Hazi can't see anything, and the paper man will definitely use my voice to confuse Zhang Hazi. In this way, I can hardly think of a point where I can find the flaw. I don’t know how Zhang Hazi found out.
Zhang Hazi sat down on the bank of the river, looking at the river that never stopped flowing, and said, "When I hugged you and got into the car, I felt something was wrong."
I thought about it, then walked over and sat down next to him, and asked, is it because the weight is too light?
After all, it was a paper man, and there was no way it could be compared to a Yang person like me in terms of weight. This tiny loophole would have been difficult to detect in a tense situation, but Zhang Hazi was Zhang Hazi after all, so he could tell something was wrong at a glance, which is why the next scene happened.
I thought my analysis was sound and logical, but Zhang Hazi just shook his head and said, that cashier was too thoughtful to reveal such a simple flaw.
Let me tell you, if it wasn't for the weight, what else could it be for?
Zhang Hazi said that it is because of the weight, but it is not because it is too light on the elderly, but because it is too heavy on the elderly.
too heavy? I don't understand this. No matter how heavy a paper man is, how heavy can he be? Even if there are ten paper men, they can't be heavier than a Yang man like me!
Zhang Hazi said, have you ever carried a corpse?
I nodded, spoke, and memorized it naturally.
Not only have I been carried on my back, but I have also been crushed by corpses. I don’t know how many times I have experienced the legendary ghost pressing on my bed.
Zhang Hazi said, since you have carried a corpse, you should know that it is more tiring (meaning tired and uncomfortable) to carry a corpse than to carry it to the end of its life.
Of course I know this, and I understand it deeply. I believe you will also have this feeling. Even if you have not carried a corpse, you must have carried a drunk person. When a person is unconscious after drinking, he will definitely weigh more than twice as much as usual!
But even so, there's no way to explain why the paper man is heavier than me, right? At the end of the day, it's just a paper man. Moreover, I had chopped off its head before, and I could clearly see that the skeleton in its body was just ordinary strips, not heavy steel and iron bones.
Zhang Hazi shook his head and said, since the other party wants me to think that the paper man is you, they will definitely take your weight into consideration. Although it is just a paper man, as long as the other party makes me believe that the paper man is you, then its weight will naturally be the same as yours.
Although what Zhang Hazi said was very vague, I still understood it. It meant that the other party directly let Zhang Hazi fall under the illusion and thought that the paper man was me. So when Zhang Hazi picked up the paper man, his hands The weight I feel should be exactly the same as mine.
Zhang Hazi said, "So, now you understand, why do I think too much about being old?"
I nodded and told him I understood.
Because the weight of the paper man is exactly the same as mine in Zhang Hazi's mind, so logically speaking, when he picks up the paper man, the weight he feels should not be heavier than my weight, but because the paper man It can't move, just like a corpse or a drunk person. When Zhang Hazi carries it into the car, it will feel heavier than my weight.
It was precisely because of this that Zhang Hazi was sure that the paper man was not me.
Although it sounds reasonable, if it were me, I would definitely not be so sure of my judgment without seeing it. If you make a mistake, wouldn't you miss the best time to escape?
Zhang Hazi said, I was really not sure at first. After all, it is a big deal. If you admit the wrong person, it will be fun. So I walked around from the back of the car to the passenger seat, just to wait and see if you, you idiot, would provide me with any new clues.
I looked at the soles of my bare feet, which were still bleeding. It was obvious that I wouldn't be able to live there for a while. But I was still very happy and said to Zhang Hazi, those two shoes?
Zhang Hazi said, although I have been obsessed with it for a long time, I can still hear some sounds outside. So when I heard those two sounds intermittently, I asked the paper man on the old car if he heard it. It was said that hearing is old, so I knew that things were old.
I asked, why do you doubt it when it says it heard it? In my opinion, I would be surprised if it said it couldn't hear it.
Hearing this, Zhang Hazi looked at me angrily and said, "Does it mean that your ear drops are better than mine?"
I glanced at Zhang Hazi's eyes and understood instantly. He can't see, so his ears are a little more sensitive than any normal person's. He could only hear the sound vaguely, but if it were me, I wouldn't be able to hear the sound at all!
Zhang Hazi is indeed Zhang Hazi, and his analysis of problems is always so precise and clever.
But how could he be so sure that I must have gone to the funeral procession?
He said that when the Yin people are buried, their souls are gone. There are so many big battles going on. If you don't get dragged into the funeral procession by them, is it possible that you'll end up falling asleep in a hotel?
I smiled and said, what should we do now?
He turned back and looked at the never-ending river. After a while of silence, he suddenly spoke. I thought, should we continue to Xie's house?
