Once Zhang Hazi got on the bus, his life was completely in the hands of the paper man. As for the paper man driving the car - apart from taking the Yang man to the road to the underworld, I really can't think of any other possibility!
Zhang Hazi must be woken up!
I didn't care whether it would alarm the people around me, so I yelled "Zhanghazi" in the direction of the Hummer with all my strength. I originally thought that my voice would make Zhang Hazi alert, but I never expected that Zhang Hazi seemed to have not heard anything at all and continued what he was doing...
He first placed the paper man on the driver's seat, then took its feet and bent down to stuff them one by one in front of the driver's seat, as if he were really placing a normal person. I can even imagine that he was groping for the brake accelerator of the Hummer, and then put one of the paper man's feet on it...
When I think of him bending down and concentrating on arranging the paper figures, while the paper figures are sitting on a chair and looking down at the back of his head with a sinister smile on his face, I can't help but feel a cold sweat rising on my back.
No, Zhang Hazi must not be allowed to get on the bus!
But why can't Zhang Hazi hear my voice? Could it be that he couldn't hear me because we were too far away, the sound of the suona and the laughter were too loud, and my shouting voice was too soft?
No matter what, I yelled hysterically at the top of my lungs, breaking my determination to stop. But it turned out that no matter how I shouted, Zhang Hazi was indifferent and still went his own way and stuffed the paper man into the driver's seat.
At this time, his action had been completed, and only a bang was heard. After he closed the door, he was seen putting his hand against the body of the Hummer and walking toward the passenger seat along the rear direction of the car.
Damn it, no matter how much I shout, Zhang Hazi can't hear my voice!
No wonder I screamed so loudly, and none of the sinister people in the funeral procession jumped out to stop me. It turned out that they had known for a long time that no matter how I screamed, Zhang Hazi couldn't hear me.
Why is this happening? No matter how loud the suona sounded, it probably couldn't suppress my desperate roar.
Suddenly, an idea flashed in my mind, and I quickly figured out the mystery behind it.
I remember that Zhang Hazi could not hear any sound from the funeral procession before, whether it was the sound of a suona or the laughter of children, he could not hear anything. And now that I'm in the funeral procession, he naturally can't hear any of my voice!
Therefore, if I want to wake up Zhang Hazi, I must leave this funeral procession!
what to do?
run!
But when I started to take steps desperately to escape, I found that no matter how hard I tried, the legs I lifted up could only follow the rhythm of the funeral procession, moving forward step by step, and the speed was extremely slow, as if I was being beaten. It's like pressing the slow play button, and my whole body feels light and airy!
No, with my eyes open, my feet are completely out of my control!
It seems that if I want to leave here, I can only close my eyes.
So I checked the direction in advance, closed my eyes, and ran towards the Hummer regardless.
I didn't dare to waste too much time, so after only running seven or eight steps, I opened my eyes and wanted to wake up Zhang Hazi first.
But when I opened my eyes, I took a deep breath and almost fainted from the shock! ----In front of me is Zhu Dabiao's pale cheek that was swollen by the river water, and it is looking at me with wide eyes and bulging eyes!
Have you ever seen a dead fish eye? They were dim and dull, but they were bulging high, as if the eyeballs would pop out of their sockets if they weren't careful. Zhu Dabiao's eyes were like this. Because they had been soaked in river water, his eyeballs were bulging and extremely scary.
It took me a long time to come back to my senses, and then I realized that I didn't hear the footsteps when I was running forward. Why did it appear in front of me?
And my running speed is not slow. How did it appear in front of me as soon as I opened my eyes? Does it mean that while I was running forward, this guy kept staring at me and running backwards? While running, the water on your body is still falling down?
When I thought of this, that weird scene quickly appeared in my mind, which scared me so much that I got goosebumps all over my body!
Fortunately, I ran with my eyes closed. Otherwise, if I had opened my eyes and seen Zhu Dabiao running back with my face in front of me, I would probably have been frightened to death by the weird scene on the spot!
The moment I opened my eyes, there was the sound of suona and laughter all around me, and those yin people in white mourning clothes were still surrounding me.
It’s over, even this method didn’t work, I still couldn’t run out of the funeral procession!
The most important thing is that logically speaking, I ran seven or eight steps quickly. Even if I didn't run out of the funeral team, the funeral team should have followed me and moved seven or eight steps quickly if they wanted to trap me. But I Looking at the position away from Zhang Hazi, I found that the funeral team had not changed its original pace at all!
The whole team was still moving forward lightly as before, as if they were being released slowly!
In other words, the seven or eight steps I just ran were like running on a treadmill. I didn't take any substantial steps at all, and my position didn't change at all!
At this time, Zhang Hazi had already groped his way to the butt of the Hummer. If he delayed for so long, he would sit in the passenger seat. By then, it would really be too late!
what to do? what to do? what to do?
I can't run away, I can't wake up even if I yell. If this continues, Zhang Hazi will die in the hands of that paper man!
Just when I was jumping up and down in a hurry, I suddenly looked down and saw the shoes on my feet! Although my voice and I can't escape the funeral procession, I can throw things over there!
As long as some extra noises are made, I think with Zhang Hazi's wit, he will be able to detect some abnormalities.
After all, there were only two Yang people on this empty street, me and him, and he couldn't hear the sound of the funeral procession, so if there were other additional sounds, he would definitely pay more attention.
When the thought came to me, I couldn't wait to lift my feet. I originally planned to take off my shoes, but my legs moved forward involuntarily, causing me to lose my center of gravity and almost fall. After finally stabilizing my body, I bent down, lifted my feet to the rhythm of the funeral procession, and then took off my shoes.
After such a delay, Zhang Hazi had already reached the rear door of the Hummer and could not be delayed any longer!
So I aimed at Zhang Hazi and smashed his shoes hard. Then... it was smashed crookedly!
I overestimated the accuracy of my throwing, and I was still about one meter away from Zhang Hazi, and ended up at my grandma's house.
Fortunately, the shoes made a little sound when they hit the ground. I saw Zhang Hazi glance sideways at the place where his shoes landed, but he only glanced at it, and then continued to move forward.
I'm worried in my heart, so you should go over and take a look at the situation. As long as you bend down and touch it and find out that it is my shoe, you will understand everything!
But he didn't. Instead, he reached out and opened the passenger door, intending to get in.
Soon enough, I quickly smashed the other shoe over. This time I didn't aim at Zhang Hazi, but at the body of the Hummer. After all, the area was so large that it was relatively easy to hit.
Sure enough, after the shoe hit him, a dull sound was heard, which successfully attracted Zhang Hazi's attention.
But Zhang Hazi just looked at the place where the sound was coming, and then didn't react at all. He just put the bamboo stick in his hand into the car, and then got into the car.
It's over, it's over now!
This guy is usually so alert, why is he so slow today? In the dark night, on the empty street, two unusual voices appeared around him. Didn't he find it strange at all?
Just when I was desperate, I saw Zhang Hazi, who had already got halfway into the car, suddenly stepped out. Then, as if no one was watching, he untied his belt, took out the crime tools, and started peeing on the road!
If he was just peeing, I wouldn't be so surprised. The key is that he is swaying from side to side, as if he is painting, which is very confusing.
This... what kind of cool operation is this?
But this is good, at least it gives me some time to think of a solution.
Unfortunately, I touched my body and found that except for my mobile phone, there was really nothing to throw away. The bamboo knife was still under the driver's seat. After all, it was just to ask the late night snack stall owner about the cashier. If he was holding the bamboo knife, he could easily be mistaken for collecting protection money.
Forget it, just a mobile phone, just throw it away! At worst, if it breaks, let Zhang Hazi pay for it.
I took out my phone and was about to throw it out when I suddenly stopped what I was doing because I saw Zhang Hazi had naturally opened the door of the back seat of the car, and then, slouching, he pulled out a box of mineral water.
This is a habit that Zhang Hazi developed a long time ago. Keep a box of water in the car to avoid getting thirsty on the road when traveling long distances. After I took over the Hummer, I kept this habit, and even sometimes prepared a few more boxes of water. Anyway, the Hummer has enough power to keep these boxes of water.
I saw Zhang Hazi take out a bottle of water, unscrew it, take a sip, and then pour the water on the ground. Just like when he peeed before, he shook it left and right while pouring, and spilled the water in the bottle. Everywhere.
I didn't understand what he meant at first, so I thought the mineral water wouldn't expire, right? Is there any need to be so wasteful?
It wasn't until he took out the second bottle, unscrewed it and sprinkled it directly on the ground that I knew he was trying to protect the Hummer - Yin people are afraid of water!
If I guessed correctly, after he finished sprinkling the water, he would definitely return to the car and pose with his heart in the air to prevent the funeral procession from finding him.
But what I didn't expect was that after Zhang Hazi poured the second bottle of water, he started pouring the third bottle of water, and the area was no longer the road next to the car, but began to spread across the road, all the way to the road. In the opposite corner, there was even a bottle of water poured on the wall.
Just like that, while I was following the funeral procession involuntarily, Zhang Hazi spilled bottle after bottle of mineral water on the road, creating a horizontal bar more than one meter wide. Now on the entire road, only the area where the Hummer parked beside the road has not been sprayed with water.
What's happening here? Shouldn't it be a circle of water sprinkled around the Hummer?
Because this is the only way to better protect the Humvee from being approached by those evil people. But now you are deliberately blocking the funeral procession by spreading a water column on the road, isn't it forcing the funeral procession to come from your Hummer? detour?
Could it be that Zhang Hazi is crazy? Or... he was bewitched by the paper man in the car, so he did such a stupid thing, just to let the funeral team pass through the Hummer body, and then kill Zhang Hazi. Wave away?
Just when I broke out in a cold sweat and my throat was about to burst from shouting, I saw Zhang Hazi return to the front of the car, open the driver's door, bend down from under the chair under the paper man's buttocks, and pull out the knife that originally belonged to His sword...
