In the past five years, I have dealt with many yin people. Although I can't tell at a glance whether the other person is a yin person, I still have no problem in judging whether the person is a yin person or not. But I can't see through the clerk in front of me.
Before he said this, I had the thought that the service area in front was also made of paper, and the clerk inside was just another craftsman who borrowed his appearance.
But when these words came out of his mouth, all the cells in my body were mobilized in an instant, and I also touched my lower back with one hand, where Zhang Hazi's bamboo knife was hidden to deal with dangers that might arise at any time. .
I asked the man, who are you?
After the clerk only glanced at us from the beginning, he has been concentrating on playing with his mobile phone, as if he didn't pay attention to us at all. Even when he heard my question, he never took his eyes off the phone and just replied lightly: Cashier.
Let me tell you, the average cashier has no idea that we have just been trapped.
He said that ordinary people would not go inside a paper toll plaza when they see it.
Hearing this, I didn't hesitate anymore. I pulled out my sword and was about to go up and fight the guy, but I was stopped by Zhang Hazi. He said that he should not be hostile to us, otherwise we would not be able to get out now.
Let me tell you, how do you know he is not hostile? After all, only the murderer knows best the methods used to commit crimes.
Not only did this guy tell me in advance at the service area that the road ahead was difficult, but he also knew that there was a paper toll station there, which made it clear that he was the one who arranged the paper toll station.
But Zhang Hazi said that if he knew the methods of committing the crime, he would have someone to solve the case except the old murderer.
This is the truth, but this guy doesn't look like the person who solved the case. After all, if it was really him, he should have burned down the paper toll station long ago.
Zhang Hazi shook his head and said, I don't know why he didn't burn that toll station, but I know that if you see another Hummer, it must be his work.
I was shocked when I heard this and looked at Zhang Hazi in shock, saying, are you sure you're not mistaken?
Zhang Hazi nodded and said, this is a highway. Besides him, is there anyone else within ten miles to help?
Indeed, if we hadn’t seen that Hummer one after another, we might still be trapped in the six realms of reincarnation. But what I don't understand is that if this guy was really willing to help, he would have stopped us from the beginning and not let us in. But why would he do this? Wouldn't it be troublesome?
Zhang Hazi sneered and said, I remember he seemed to have persuaded you, but you didn't listen.
Hearing this, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. It seems that this is really the case. The cashier did persuade me that the road ahead was difficult and asked us to turn around and go back.
But the problem is, I was deceived by the paper toll booth before I even got to the real toll booth!
At this time, the cashier who was playing with his mobile phone spoke quietly and said, if you had turned around at that time, do you think you would still be trapped inside?
I was immediately speechless because what he said was completely correct. And even if I turned around and got on the highway again, it wouldn't delay my journey. After all, it was just a fake toll station, actually an abandoned service area. Even if I turned around and got on the highway again, I would still be walking in the original direction.
Therefore, the cashier actually did not intend to delay our journey in the first place, but wanted to use that method to persuade us to turn around early. In fact, he just wanted us to leave the paper toll station early.
Let me tell you, you know that the paper toll station will draw passers-by in, why didn't you burn it in advance?
The cashier raised his head and glanced at me, and said angrily, I begged my grandpa and grandma to put that thing there, and I spent tens of thousands of dollars to put it there. Why should I burn it?
I raised the sword and pointed it at him and said, "Did you set it off?"
The guy glanced at me sideways, then stared at the phone again and said, Oh, what you said is interesting. I didn't put it there, could it be you?
Let me tell you, why do you want to use that thing to harm people?
He raised his head and finally looked at me with a very serious look on his face, saying, "So, do you think I put that thing in order to harm people?"
Let me tell you, what else?
If you trap people inside and can't get out, what else is it if it's not harming people?
He snorted coldly and said, besides you, do you think anyone else will break in?
I ran out of words again and didn't know how to respond.
What he said should be the truth. If he didn't have a special physique or the flame was low enough, he wouldn't even be able to see the first cone mark, so naturally he wouldn't enter the first service area and wouldn't hear it. Those scary comments.
Since you can't even see the cone sign at the first place, you can't see the cone sign at the second place, so you won't get off the expressway from that place, and you won't break into the paper toll station. inside.
So, it seems that except for people with special physiques like me and Zhang Hazi, no one else would break into that ghost place for no reason. In fact, even if there are people with the same physique as me, they will be persuaded to leave by the cashier at the toll station in advance, and naturally there will be no danger.
If we take another 10,000 steps back and encounter someone with the same orientation as me and insist on walking in, this cashier also has the means to pull them out. Just like before, he used an identical Hummer to let them out. Zhang Hazi and I found the exit.
Therefore, no matter from which angle you look at it, this guy does not have any ill intentions towards us, and the paper-bound toll booth is naturally not harmful to others.
But if it wasn't for the purpose of harming people, why would you put such a thing in that place? Normal people wouldn't have a chance to see it anyway. Wouldn't it be unnecessary to take off your pants and fart?
The cashier said, "Don't you see what the land is?"
I shook my head and said that it was late at night and I didn’t see anything except encountering countless dead ends and knowing that it was the six paths of reincarnation.
I saw the cashier look away from me and look at Zhang Hazi, saying, he didn't see it, you should have noticed it, right?
Zhang Hazi pointed at the black sunglasses on his face and yelled, "I'm a bastard in your house. Isn't this pair of black glasses obvious enough?" Have you ever seen a normal person wearing sunglasses at night? Are you asking knowingly?
The cashier smiled and said, you can see that I have no ill intentions towards you, and you can also see that it was me who led you to the exit, so I thought you had a clear mind and could see the Feng Shui of that land. pattern.
I don’t know how Zhang Hazi felt when he heard this. Anyway, I felt very uncomfortable after hearing this.
If Zhang Hazi could still see, he would definitely be able to see the Feng Shui pattern of that land at a glance. How could this guy get his turn to be so weird here?
Zhang Hazi didn't seem to be hurt by the cashier's words, but stood there with a calm face, waiting for the cashier's next words.
Upon seeing this, the cashier calmed down his emotions and said, let me give you a reminder, the toll station we have here was originally on that wasteland. Later, troubles often happened there, so we moved down there.
After hearing this, I only had one thought in my mind - is this considered a reminder?
But Zhang Hazi nodded and said four words: the plague chicken will stay in the nest.
I saw the cashier's eyes visibly brighten up, and then he looked Zhang Hazi up and down again, and then he started to speak. Even the rare Feng Shui pattern of chickens staying in their nests was immediately recognized. Sure enough, it was Insider. Don’t know what to call this colleague?
Zhang Hazi said with a straight face and a calm heart, "I won't change my name in business, but I won't change my surname in office. Luo Xiaoyang, the old Sicheng in western Hunan and Chu!"
When I heard what he said, my eyes almost popped out!
If you are Luo Xiaoyang, then who am I?
Where the cashier couldn't see me, I poked Zhang Hazi with my finger to indicate if he was going too far, but he was slapped away.
Sure enough, after hearing Zhang Hazi's answer, the cashier nodded, then looked at me and said, this colleague is blessed with good luck, so he must be a member of our circle?
I felt a shiver in my heart and thought, my province has been used fraudulently, so who should I be? I have never done anything like lying before. Maybe the secret will be revealed if I'm not careful? What should I do?
I was thinking this in my heart, but a sentence came out of my mouth without hesitation, saying, I am just like him, whether I want to change my name or my surname, Jingchu, Chenjia Village, Chen Siqing!
After I finished speaking, I felt my heartbeat carefully. I thought I would be red-faced and my heartbeat was speeding up, but I found that I was actually as calm as an old dog!
Go ahead, I was never like this before!
Well, it’s all Zhang Hazi’s fault for ruining a pure little boy like me!
The cashier nodded, clasped his fists at us, and said, "As expected, we are all the best among people. Compared with you, I am far behind. It is Zhang Polu from Zhangjia Village in Yuzhou, so people give us the nickname Zhang Hazi!"
After hearing this, I was still struggling with whether it was bad to lie, but now I feel extremely at ease. After all, he was facing a charlatan, so even if he lied, there would be no psychological burden.
But what I didn't expect was that I could meet someone pretending to be Zhang Hazi in a place like this. This shows that this guy's popularity is indeed well-known in the circle of craftsmen.
I thought Zhang Hazi would be very angry when he knew someone was impersonating him, but I didn't expect that he just frowned and then said, Zhang Hazi? Are you a Hazimai like me?
The cashier obviously didn't expect Zhang Hazi to ask this question. After all, as long as he is from the craftsman circle, who doesn't know Zhang Hazi's name? So after his expression paused, he nodded subconsciously, but soon realized that he could see, so he shook his head and said, he... I am not blind, I can see.
Hearing this, Zhang Hazi snorted coldly, "Oh no, you're not a Hazi. You've called me bullshit Zhang Hazi, aren't you afraid that you'll actually turn into a Hazi?"
Zhang Hazi's acting skills had obviously exceeded the cashier's expectations, and he was immediately speechless by Zhang Hazi's question. So he had no choice but to issue an eviction order, saying that he had to find a way to repair the paper toll station and had no time to entertain us, so he asked us to leave this dangerous place quickly.
Zhang Hazi and I didn't get too entangled. After choosing some things in the supermarket, we checked out and left.
Before checking out, Zhang Hazi asked me to take a photo of the cashier. He said it secretly. I thought he noticed something strange about the cashier, so I took a photo quietly without saying anything.
After we got in the car, I asked Zhang Hazi, did you let me take the photo to expose him?
He shook his head and said with a very lonely expression, he should be like you, he also didn't want Zhang Hazi to disappear from this world, so he pretended to be me, hoping that someone in the circle would remember me.
I was stunned when I heard this and asked him, why are you so sure? Aren't you afraid that he will use your name to deceive you?
Zhang Hazi shook his head and said, if you know what it means to be a plague chicken, you will know that that guy has always been a helper.
I asked, so, am I just a plague chicken?
