How come some are to the left and some to the right? Is this an illusion? Otherwise, if the wind blows, these notes must be facing in the same direction. How could they be facing left and right respectively?
But after Zhang Hazi heard this, he suddenly turned to the right, and then I was extremely surprised to find that the Hummer that originally jumped out of the dead end and should have fallen into a deep pit was actually like this in the void. Driving smoothly!
But before we had gone far, there was a "boom" from the butt of the car. Zhang Hazi and I were both shaken and leaned against the back of the car seat. The Hummer's double flashers also automatically turned on, flashing in the dark night. With yellow dazzling light. ----Obviously, the butt of the car must have hit something.
I was just about to ask Zhang Hazi why he was so crazy, but by the light of the Hummer, I saw a toll station not far in front of us, with red and green lights and bright lights.
Logically speaking, after we walked out, I should be very happy, but I was not happy at all, because this toll station was made of paper!
And next to the toll booth, there were two paper figures with pale faces wearing black shrouds, waving with one hand, and holding a red stick in the other hand, which was an alcohol detector.
And where we are now is at the turn of the highway entrance ramp of an abandoned service area. The Hummer's butt hit the guardrail on the outside of the ramp.
Although the process was difficult and dangerous, we finally got out of that hellish place.
It's just that I don't understand why the Hummer that couldn't be driven just now was driven out in Zhang Hazi's hands? And the most important thing is that he can drive the car without even seeing it. Isn’t it incredible?
Zhang Hazi said, you know the egg, but if I can see it, the two of us will not be able to open it until we die.
Zhang Hazi had said this before, but the situation was urgent and he had not had time to explain it to me.
I asked, what does this mean? You can see it but you can't tell it?
Zhang Hazi said, let me ask you, if you see a bumpy road ahead, do you step on the brake or the accelerator?
I'm telling you, it must be applying the brakes. I want to ask you?
Zhang Hazi said, so, if you were the one driving the car just now, do you think you would be able to get out?
I just shook my head and said, if I can't get out, I will definitely apply the brakes and slow down in advance.
But soon, I realized something was wrong, so I said again, since you already know that there is no bifurcation on the left or right and the dead end is the exit, can you just tell me directly and let me drive in reverse?
He said, if I tell you in advance, do you think we will be able to do it?
I don't understand. There's only one exit. What does this have to do with whether you told me in advance or not? Is it possible that the exit will change?
Zhang Hazi said, if the other party knows that we believe that there is no fork in the road and the dead end is the exit, do you think the other party will do it?
I was stunned when I heard this, and then said with fear on my face, if it were me, I would definitely find a body without arms and put it on the road. It would look like a dead end road with no forks!
Because if that were the case, Zhang Hazi couldn't see it and couldn't immediately tell whether the dead end was an exit. And if I calculated based on the principle that "all dead ends without forks are always the exit," I would have rushed over directly, and then both my heads fell to the ground.
When I thought of this, cold sweat broke out on my back.
No wonder Zhang Hazi didn't tell me this discovery in advance. It wasn't that he didn't want to tell me, but that he couldn't tell me.
However, since he drove the car by himself and drove to the real exit, why didn't he let me drive and had to drive it by himself?
Zhang Hazi glanced at me and asked me directly, do you think you can control your survival instinct?
I didn't understand what Zhang Hazi said at first, but I soon understood.
It's not that Zhang Hazi doesn't trust me, he just thinks that after seeing the cliff, my survival instinct will deform my movements - the movement that originally meant to step on the accelerator might turn into a gentle release. on the throttle.
Although I can control myself not to hit the brakes, it is still very difficult for me, an experienced driver, to still hit the accelerator when facing a cliff.
Zhang Hazi said that a philosopher once said that suicide also requires practice and courage to complete.
As soon as I saw Zhang Hazi's stinky fart, I knew that the philosopher he was talking about must be himself again.
But Zhang Hazi is right, suicide does require practice and courage. Especially for me, who knows that our heads will be removed as soon as we exit the dead end, this fear will form a conditioned reflex, making me even more unable to step on the accelerator.
Zhang Hazi said, so, do you think that in your state, you can make the car go faster than 60 yards?
Although I didn't want to admit it, I shook my head honestly and said that the most I could do was control myself from hitting the brakes, but it was probably impossible to increase the speed to 60 yards.
This has nothing to do with whether I have strong willpower or not. It's just that my instinct doesn't allow me to do this.
But why does it have to be over 60 yards?
Zhang Hazi said, you are so stupid that you have to increase the speed to 60 before exiting the off-ramp and merging onto the main expressway. Do you not know this common sense?
Let me tell you, I know common sense, but few people do it.
He said that if he couldn't do it, it would mean he was not ready to get on the highway and would still be trapped here.
Okay, I'm totally convinced. Even such small details can be taken into consideration. It seems that I still have a long way to go.
But I feel that as long as I practice a few more times, I should dare to step on the accelerator as hard as I can.
Zhang Hazi said, the key is that you don’t have time to practice this, otherwise we won’t be able to get out.
I asked, why is this?
He said that because there is only one chance, we cannot let this exit go to the front and form a real dead end.
I don't understand what Zhang Hazi said. What does it mean that a real dead end cannot be formed in front of the exit? Aren't the dead ends there just there? Could it be that the dead end road I just saw was fake?
Zhang Hazi cursed loudly and said, "I'm going to make a fool of myself in your house. If it wasn't fake, the two of us would have moved our heads long ago!"
I said, since it's fake, it shouldn't matter if it's me who drives it. After all, by this time, the dead end must be the exit. The other party shouldn't have time to find a headless and handless corpse to deceive us, right?
Zhang Hazi turned around and stared at me. "Teacher, is it like I just talked to you for a long time and it was all in vain?"
I said, I know what you mean. You are afraid that my movements will be distorted and I will not be able to make up my mind to accelerator and rush over. But as long as you tell me it's fake, I can definitely rush out.
Zhang Hazi said, even if I tell you at this time that it is fake, we Hazi will not be able to get out.
I asked, why?
He said, think about it, every time you see a dead end road, do you do something?
I thought about it, then let off the accelerator, stepped on the brakes, and turned the steering wheel.
Zhang Hazi said, so even if I tell you that the opening is an exit and tell you to rush over directly, when you see a bump here, will you release the accelerator immediately?
I nodded and said, I should subconsciously release the accelerator.
He said that as long as you let go of the accelerator, there will be a real dead end in front of the exit. When the time comes and you rush out with all your strength, the result will be something like this, what do you want me to say?
After hearing this, my neck couldn't help but tighten.
Until now, I finally understand why Zhang Hazi insisted on driving himself instead of telling me these things and letting me drive.
It's not that he doesn't want to say it, it's that he really has no way to say it. If you reveal even a few words, the result will change. This feeling is like ---- Schrödinger's path. Just say it and the road below your butt will change.
Zhang Hazi said, another reason why you are not allowed to drive is that you are responsible for helping me see the direction of the papers below. If you drive by yourself, you have to look at the direction of the note and turn the steering wheel. Do you think you can make it in time?
This was indeed too late. After all, to see the direction of the notes, you had to stick your head out of the window. In this way, there was no way to grasp the steering wheel immediately.
I asked, what are those notes for?
He said he would help us figure out which way the ramp turns.
I thought about the directions of the notes before. Five on the left were towards the right, and thirteen on the right were towards the left. Then I frowned and asked him, the directions on both sides were different. How could I tell?
He said, think about it, if a car passes by this ramp, which way will those notes float?
I imagined the scene in my mind. If these notes were hung directly on the ramp, once a car passed quickly below, the notes would be driven by the car and float up, and where would the notes go? The higher the side float, the more it indicates which way the ramp turns.
There were thirteen poles floating to the left at that time, which meant that the ramp was turning to the left. Zhang Hazi was driving in reverse. To make the car turn to the left, he naturally had to turn the steering wheel sharply to the right.
It's just that the bamboo sticks with the notes on them were not long enough to continue to indicate the curvature of the ramp to Zhang Hazi, so Zhang Hazi crashed the car into the guardrail. Otherwise, with his method, you can get on the highway in one go without hitting the wall.
After figuring this out, I only had one question left. I asked, why can I find the exit by driving backwards?
After all, when I was driving before, whether I made a U-turn or took a fork to the left or right, I was getting closer and closer to the center of the pile of headless corpses, and the distance to the exit was getting further and further away. How could I just drive in reverse?
Zhang Hazi said, because as long as you drive forward, whether you go to the left or the right, you will drive further and further down.
I asked, why is this?
He said, because this is the 'Six Paths of Reincarnation'!
When I heard this, I said categorically: Impossible!
