I watched the car go further and further away, until the taillights on the butt of the car completely disappeared into the darkness, but I still couldn't recover from the shock.
This is not the first time I have seen another me, but I can count the number of times I have seen another Zhang Hazi on one finger, because I have indeed only seen another Zhang Hazi, the one who was returning to Zhangjiacun. In the home tunnel.
But what frightened me was still not that I saw another Zhang Hazi, but that the scene just now seemed familiar to me!
Yes, I must have experienced that scene just now, and I should have been in the car on the opposite side at that time!
I quickly remembered, isn’t this the scene I experienced when I first got off the highway?
I was driving very slowly at the time, and I also saw a Hummer passing me, but the other person was driving too fast, and I didn't even see who it was. After passing by, I vaguely heard someone calling me.
After hearing someone calling me, I turned my head back, but I didn't turn back completely. I probably didn't blow out the open flame on my shoulder.
So, when we got off the highway, the voice that Zhang Hazi and I heard was actually my own shouting?
I was startled by this idea of mine, and cold sweat broke out on my body, but I soon realized something was wrong, because I remembered that I had just gotten off the expressway at that time, and there was a toll booth behind me, but there was no such thing as this. One, completely different from the scene at that time.
Besides, at that time, I should have been driving very slowly, and the other car was driving very fast. In other words, if it were changed now, it should be that I was driving very fast, and the other car was driving very slowly. But the fact is exactly the opposite, so my terrifying idea should not be true.
These thoughts flashed past, and Zhang Hazi asked me, what are you screaming about?
So I told Zhang Hazi roughly what I just saw and what I thought. After he listened, he only frowned and asked me a question. He said, are you sure what you just saw is another you? , and another me?
Let me tell you, my eyes are not that bad yet, so I can definitely confirm it.
Zhang Hazi thought for a while and said, get off the car!
So Zhang Hazi and I got out of the car, and then I saw him squatting on the ground, touching the soil on the ground with his hands, putting it to his nose and smelling it.
I asked him what he was doing.
He said, let's see if the feng shui of this land is good. If we really die here, we have to find a place with good feng shui, right?
I knew Zhang Hazi was joking, so I didn't respond. Instead, I took a look at the front tire and found that half of it had jumped out of the ground. If I had braked even half a step too late, the entire car might have fallen into this ten meters. High cliff.
And the most dangerous thing is that as long as Zhang Hazi and I show our heads, we will be beheaded immediately!
I have to say that the other party was really insidious. They used a car to attract our attention. If I hadn't remembered that there was no road here, I might have been deceived by the other party.
However, what I didn't want to understand was how the other party made that car drive through the void? Is it an illusion?
But it shouldn’t be. If it’s an illusion, I should be the only one who gets the trick. Zhang Hazi shouldn’t get the trick. After all, he can’t see. What could he use to create an illusion?
But if it wasn't an illusion, why could that car fly so high in the air?
I asked Zhang Hazi why this happened, but he didn't answer me. Instead, he asked me to stand aside while he got into the driver's seat and started the car.
Seeing his skillful movements and thinking of the scene where he said he wanted to find a Feng Shui treasure for himself, I was shocked. I advised him not to let his mind wander. Things haven't reached a dead end yet, and there is still a chance to turn around.
But without saying a word, he just stepped on the accelerator, and the Hummer jumped out from behind. Then he turned off the engine and got out of the car. He took out a backpack from the back seat and threw it to me, with a look of disgust written all over his face.
When I took the backpack, I looked very embarrassed. Fortunately, Zhang Hazi couldn't see me, otherwise, I would be really embarrassed to death.
Zhang Hazi then said, "Where do you put Laozi's sword?"
I said, under the driver's seat.
While talking, I walked over to get the bamboo strip knife and handed it to him.
When Zhang Hazi took the bamboo knife, I felt that his whole temperament had changed. He was no longer the blind fortune teller from Lao Sicheng who only knew how to take advantage of little girls, but Zhang Hazi from Yuzhou who had the sword in his hand and owned the world. Hazi.
After handing him the bamboo knife, I realized that there were four or five green bamboo tubes placed in front of him.
And after he took the sword, he didn't waste any time, sat on the ground and started to draw it.
Although he has lost his craftsmanship and craftsmanship, he has not lost the skill in his hand, and his strokes are still very skillful. He quickly divided a bamboo tube into sixteen equal parts, and then took out one piece. , cut it thin again, and tie the remaining fifteen pieces together end to end to form a long bamboo stick.
Zhang Hazi no longer has any craftsmanship skills. I don't know what he is doing with these strokes, and I don't know what he is doing with so many bamboo sticks. But since he has decided to do it, I can just watch from the sidelines.
I saw him tying seventeen or eighty long bamboo sticks like this one after another, and just putting them aside. I didn't know what he was going to do.
Then he took out some white paper from his backpack, tore it all into long strips, then handed it to me and said, stick it to the end of these sticks, stick them tightly, and don't let the wind blow them away.
When I heard him say this, I knew that he was asking me to use their craftsmanship to stick these papers on. Otherwise, he would not have specifically warned the last two sentences.
So I used the "Sealing Mountain" technique he taught me and pasted all these long strips of paper on one end of the bamboo stick, and then asked him, after all of them were pasted, what should I do now?
While I was pasting the note, he was squatting sideways on the edge of the cliff. Except for one arm stretched out, the rest of his body was inside the high ridge. Apparently, he was also worried about being beheaded.
And the reason why he used such a weird posture was because he was poking around on the side of the high ridge with a bamboo knife, not knowing what he was going to poke.
When I asked him, he had just finished poking, so he told me to poke each bamboo stick into the holes I dug, one bamboo stick for each hole, and don't think of it as a girl, insert it deeper, and insert it deeper. Tighter.
I looked at Zhang Hazi with contempt, and wanted to retort to him, but I knew that as long as I opened my mouth, he would talk endlessly until I was speechless.
For the sake of peace and quiet, and to get out of this hellish place quickly, I chose to do as he said, inserting all these bamboo sticks, and making sure that each bamboo stick was firm and strong.
After doing this, I stood up and checked, and found that after inserting these bamboo sticks, it seemed like more than a dozen pipes were releasing floods. Those white strips of paper were the floods that were released. It was very spectacular.
I was about to ask Zhang Hazi what he was doing with all this, but when I turned around, I didn’t see Zhang Hazi!
I yelled hurriedly, fearing that he would be kidnapped by dirty things. Fortunately, he had already gotten into the car in advance and was responding to me from the car.
I opened the driver's door and found this guy sitting in the driver's seat. When I looked over, he happened to be looking at me while wearing sunglasses.
I asked, what are you doing?
He said that if you sit in this position, what else can you do besides driving the car? The space is so small, could it be that the car is so powerful?
I ignored his nonsense and said, come down quickly, I don't want to die yet.
But he said, if you don't want to die, come up quickly. According to your method, sooner or later you will drive into the pile of headless corpses.
When I heard this, my eyes lit up and I said, did you know you drove out?
He said, if you don't know what I'm doing here, come up quickly and don't go to the toilet with constipation.
Although I don't know what Zhang Hazi came up with, he always felt that the risk factor for him to drive a blind man was too great.
Also, what does "don't go to the toilet with constipation" mean?
Zhang Hazi looked at me and said with disdain that all I could do was fart when I went to the toilet with constipation!
I……
Where did your uncle learn all these idioms?
The point is, even though it’s very rude, at first glance, it actually makes sense!
Forget it, I tolerate it.
After I fastened my seat belt, Zhang Hazi stepped on the accelerator, and the car jumped backwards, causing my head to almost hit the windshield in front. I have every reason to believe that Zhang Hazi deliberately accelerated and started in order to retaliate against my previous sudden braking.
After the car had driven out for a while, I asked Zhang Hazi, "You can't even see it. Do you know when to turn?"
He said, I can't see it, can't you see Mai either?
I was stunned when I heard this. Tell me, when have you ever seen a car with one person driving and the other watching the road?
Without even thinking about it, he just said, isn’t it true that two people drive the same car?
There seems to be nothing wrong with the driver and the navigator...
But the premise is that the driver can see it!
Zhang Hazi said, if I could also see it, neither of us would want to grow old together in this life.
I quickly asked, what does this mean?
He said, you look at the road first, and I will explain it to you after you get out. Remember, when you are about to turn a corner, you only need to count down to three, two, and one. I know which way I should turn.
I nodded, said "I remember", then opened the window and stared at the road behind and the rear tires of the Hummer.
three.
two.
one!
I only heard a "squeak" sound of the brakes. I didn't know how Zhang Hazi operated it, but I saw the Hummer smoothly enter the left and right turning road, and Zhang Hazi quickly returned to the steering wheel and started to accelerate. Back up the car.
Zhang Hazi and I both remained silent. He raised his ears to listen to my signal while driving. I kept my eyes on the road under the wheel and prepared to start the countdown.
three.
two.
one!
"Gah~"
The Hummer backed into the lane on the left and right very smoothly again, and quickly returned to the right direction. Its accuracy was not like a blind man driving, but like a professional racing driver.
As the counting was done again and again, even if Zhang Hazi didn't say it, I realized a problem, that is, the intervals between my counting were getting longer and longer. In other words, we were getting farther and farther away from the center of the pile of headless corpses. Far!
Have you really come out? !
And at this moment, with the help of the car's taillights, I saw that there was suddenly no road behind the car, either on the left or the right!
I hurriedly told Zhang Hazi about this discovery and asked him to brake quickly, but I felt the car suddenly jump back, even faster than before!
It's over, it's over, Zhang Hazi is really crazy, he only knows how to reverse the car, but he doesn't know how to brake!
But Zhang Hazi told me very seriously, pay attention to the note dripping under your buttocks and see where it floats!
I hurriedly stretched out my head, no longer caring whether I would be 'decapitated', but looked at the bottom of the cliff, and found that I really saw the bamboo stick that Zhang Hazi had inserted before, but only half of the length was left.
The strips of paper hanging on the ends of these bamboo sticks are not floating in the same direction at all, but five on the left are going to the right, and thirteen on the right are going to the left!
