"Wow~~"
The moment I landed on the ground, there was a sound in the hall. I turned my head hurriedly, and then I saw the rows of spiritual tablets that I had restored. It was as if someone had pushed them down. They fell again and fell to the ground.
"boom!"
Before I could recover, the coffin in front of me made a muffled sound. From the corner of my eye, I could clearly see that the coffin lid, which had been nailed shut, jumped upwards in response to the sound!
My grandpa is really coming out!
The scene of my grandpa crawling out of the coffin last night instantly occupied my mind. His posture of walking backwards, squatting on the ground with his hands stretched back to warm himself to the fire, and that weird smiling face without any wrinkles... are still vivid in my mind. !
Plop!
I knelt on the ground and kowtowed to my grandpa's coffin. While kowtowing, I cried and begged grandpa in dialect not to come out and scare me.
But the more I kowtowed and cried, the more the coffin lid beat. I saw that the nails that sealed the coffin lid had already been pushed out! You know with your butt, these nails will be pushed out within a few strokes.
Seeing more and more nails popping up, I didn't know where I got the courage. I stood up and rushed towards the coffin. Then I stepped on the bench and tried to lie down on the coffin again.
But at this time, the coffin lid kept banging and banging, and it was not easy to climb up. Especially those coffin nails with their heads sticking out, just like the glass fragments inlaid on the wall in the countryside. It is impossible to climb up.
And even if it goes up, there is still a big problem, that is, what to do with the gap? My grandfather’s fingernails could go through the coffin lid!
Since he can grow such long nails in just one day, he will definitely grow longer. Maybe he will soon be long enough to pierce my chest! I won't even have to wait for him to come out by then, I will already be dead.
Is this Mr. Wang’s plan to let me die first?
Otherwise, why would he let me lie on the coffin while he himself ran away without even a shadow? Why did he not want to create proof of alibi?
Besides, the gap in the coffin lid was made by him with an axe. I don’t believe he forgot about it! Maybe he deliberately left a hole for my grandfather so that he could pierce my heart with his nails!
Haha, what a trick to kill someone with a borrowed knife!
Although I scolded Mr. Wang for being cunning and cunning, and suspected that he wanted to kill someone with a borrowed knife, I still climbed onto the coffin with difficulty, then passed my hands between several nails, and held the lid of the coffin tightly until I beat him to death.
I don't know why I have reached this point and still do what Mr. Wang said. Maybe in my opinion, this is just because a dead horse is a living horse doctor.
I thought that as long as I climbed up, the coffin would stop for a while, but I didn't expect that the coffin lid would beat even more. And this time, not only the lid of the coffin was moving, but the coffin below was also shaking together.
Lying on the coffin, I was like a small boat in the vast ocean, drifting with the current. After a few moments, I was shaken to the point of dizziness, and my stomach was churning. If I hadn't gritted my teeth, I would have died long ago. Vomited all over the coffin lid.
The violent shaking was not only unbearable for me, but also the two benches under the coffin. Judging from the frequent creaking sounds they made, they would break after a few shakes.
The coffin cannot touch the ground before being buried. I believe this is not just a rule in our village. ----Just because I broke the rules and shed a tear on my grandfather's face, it has become like this. If his coffin still falls on the ground, I really can't imagine what the consequences will be.
The coffin shook more and more loudly, and the painful moans from the bench below also became louder and louder. I could even feel the entire coffin tilting to the left!
It's over, the chair can't hold it anymore!
Just when I thought it was all over and I was going down to accompany my grandfather, I saw Mr. Wang running towards me from outside the courtyard.
As before, on his shoulders, he carried a giant piece of wood that was thicker than all the previous pieces of wood. It was hard for me to imagine how Mr. Wang, with his slightly hunched back, could be so big. The strength!
But no matter what, I now understand that this guy went up the mountain to chop down trees again, and he didn't just run away from the battle? So it was natural that I didn't kill someone with a borrowed knife, but that I wrongly blamed him.
After Mr. Wang came in, he raised his shoulders forward, and the piece of wood hit the ground, making a dull sound that was louder than the inside of the coffin. Then he cursed loudly, "It's a dog's day!" Is it like this?
After the scolding, Mr. Wang came over and without saying a word, he reached out and patted the coffin nails.
With a 'bang', a coffin nail that was about to be pushed out was instantly slapped in by Mr. Wang's fleshy palm. The nail cap was flush with the coffin lid without any protrusion. It was tighter than a hammer. Reality!
In the future, if anyone tells me that kung fu is all a lie, I will definitely discuss it with him. Isn't Mr. Wang's hand the legendary iron sand palm?
There were constant banging sounds, some coming from inside the coffin, and some coming from outside the coffin. The sounds inside were duller, while the sounds outside were crisper and clearer. On this moonlit night, they came one after another, making my ears hurt.
After Mr. Wang finished patting all the nails, he yelled at me, "Have you ever jumped off?"
Does he know all this? !
I didn't hide it and told him about the fingernails.
After hearing this, Mr. Wang slapped his forehead and said, have I forgotten this?
Let me go, it turns out that this guy really forgot to chop the coffin with an axe!
After Mr. Wang finished speaking, he turned around and took out something from the back cage behind him. It was a planer (bao, four sounds) - the planer body is in the middle, with blades and wedges inside, which can be used to adjust the planer. The angle of the blade, with a handle on each side, can be used to plan, plane, straighten, and thin wood. It is a woodworking tool commonly used by carpenters in rural areas.
After getting this thing, without saying a word, Mr. Wang grabbed my back collar with one hand and pulled me off the coffin. Then he stood at the head of the coffin, holding the plane with both hands, and suddenly pressed the lid of the coffin from top to bottom. With one push, a thin black sawdust shot out along the blade.
And when the plane passed vertically through the gap, not only the fingernails that were poked out were cut off, but the gap disappeared without any warning after the plane passed by. The entire lid surface was as smooth as if it had never been there before. There are no gaps at all!
What kind of method is this? !
Before I could marvel, I heard a click and the bench under the coffin broke. My grandfather's coffin fell straight down and was about to hit the ground!
