Mourinho sat leisurely on a folding chair on the sidelines, reading sports news leisurely.
On the court, under the guidance of Wang Xiaodong, Balotelli practiced shooting one kick after another.
For such basic training, Mourinho feels that there is no such thing as too much.
“What a relaxing day!”
"If DONG can really make Mario better and better, that would be wonderful!"
Seeing the two of them training hard, Mourinho even began to forget Wang Xiaodong's weird own goal in the Champions League.
"Mario, according to the latest news, you are likely to play in the next game!"
"What? Impossible, my suspension hasn't ended yet!" Balotelli shook his head decisively, "DONG, don't lie to me!"
"I didn't lie to you!" Wang Xiaodong shook his head and pointed to a player on the opposite side of the court.
"Do you know what the boss is doing now? He is thinking about whether to substitute you or him as a substitute in the next game!"
Following Wang Xiaodong's hand, Balotelli saw a veteran striker - Crespo.
He is neither training nor resting at the moment, but grumbling on the sidelines.
After failing to make an appearance in several consecutive games, Crespo was obviously a little impatient with this situation.
Compared with Cruz, who started as a substitute and had no desires, Crespo, who became a star as soon as he debuted at River Plate, obviously will not let this situation last long.
"Why don't I get a chance to play? I've been asking myself this recently. Of course, the coach's choice should be respected."
This is something Crespo often says.
"However, I still believe that I have the ability to play until the 2010 World Cup. Maybe I can wait until January."
The implication is that Crespo is likely to leave in the winter transfer window.
"Hernand is already old, he can't compete with me!" Balotelli showed a confident smile on his face.
"Don't be proud!" Wang Xiaodong immediately stopped Balotelli, "Have you forgotten what I taught you? Humility is sometimes a good quality."
"Okay, DONG, in order to get the Golden Boy Award, I will listen to you!"
Ever since Wang Xiaodong and Balotelli made an agreement, Balotelli has been talking about "getting the Golden Boy Award".
In fact, the purpose of this shy black boy is to let everyone know why he has become so "well-behaved" and "obedient" recently.
At Wang Xiaodong's request, he had not touched a woman for two consecutive days, and even did not even play games in order to practice more.
After Wang Xiaodong trained Balotelli for two days, he also saw the huge potential in him.
And now the two of them have a little tacit understanding. Many times, this guy knows when to start running without even looking back at him.
Seeing Wang Xiaodong's long and precise kicks reaching Balotelli, Quaresma, who was training on the side, could only stare in envy.
After completing three more consecutive sets of non-stop shots, both men sat on the sidelines panting.
"DONG, what do you think I should say after I win the Golden Boy Award?"
Hearing Balotelli's question, Wang Xiaodong, who was drinking water, suddenly choked several times.
"Ahem, Mario, isn't it too early for you to think about this?"
This year's award has not yet been awarded to Anderson, Balotelli has begun planning his Golden Boy Award speech, which is indeed too early.
"Is it too early? Okay!"
Balotelli scratched his head, "I used to think for a long time when writing a composition, so I think thinking a year in advance is not a bad thing!"
Yo ho?
This kid has learned how to fly first before the stupid bird?
After Wang Xiaodong calmed down, he also began to guide, "Mario, you don't need to think so far ahead."
"You can make a near-term goal plan."
"For example, how many goals will be scored in the league this season, how to reward yourself after scoring the first goal, whether it is to have a big meal, find a girlfriend, or buy a car..."
Of course, the latter two proposals are Wang Xiaodong’s “private goods.”
For Balotelli, a weirdo, many things need to be subtly affected over a long period of time.
"Oh, that's too complicated!" Balotelli thought seriously, "I just thought that if I can score in the next game, I will definitely eat a big bowl of Chinese noodles! DONG, it's the one you brought last time The one I ate!”
"Well, if you really score in the next game, I'll treat you to food!"
Looking at Balotelli showing his teeth and smiling, Wang Xiaodong covered his face and missed his days at Tottenham.
Although Bell and the others are occasionally disobedient, at least their IQs are online.
The Balotelli in front of him now is like a baby!
Wang Xiaodong also called his girlfriend to complain about this.
As a result, the little witch's answer was different: "That's great! DONG, you can adapt to the life of raising children in advance!"
Fuck Niang with the kids!
I'm still a kid!
"Mario, besides eating, you don't think about anything else?"
"Like designing a celebration?"
"Let all Serie A fans remember you instantly!"
"Wouldn't it be easier to wait until you are famous first and then run for the Golden Boy Award?"
This solution is relatively simple, and Balotelli's single-core brain can barely function.
After thinking for a while, Balotelli showed an excited smile on his face.
"Thank you, DONG, I know what I should do!"
Seeing Balotelli jumping away, Wang Xiaodong always had an ominous premonition for some reason.
...
Time flies quickly, the third round of Serie A has arrived, and Inter Milan challenges Turin away from home.
Seeing that Wang Xiaodong's name was once again missing from the starting lineup, the Milan scouts in the stands broke several pens in anger.
There is a derby with Milan at the end of the month. According to Mourinho's plan, he will try his best to protect Wang Xiaodong from injury and reduce the intelligence collected by his opponents.
In other words, Mourinho plans to use Wang Xiaodong as a surprise force to win his first tough battle in Serie A beautifully.
As Wang Xiaodong expected, Mourinho did not bring Crespo with him, but put Balotelli, who had been performing well these days, on the bench.
The powerful Inter Milan did not disappoint the Nellas. Even in the away game, the home team was unable to fight back.
In the 24th minute, Adelaide went straight to the right from the front of the penalty area in the middle. Mancini shot from a small angle near the baseline. The ball was deflected into the net by Pisano stretching his leg at the front point.
Only 2 minutes later, Ibrahimovic launched a fast break in the backcourt.
Vieira passed the ball to Maicon. The latter took the ball from his right rib and took two steps. He volleyed with his right foot from the corner of the penalty area. The ball flew straight and hit the lower edge of the far end crossbar and bounced into the net.
2 to 0.
Maicon's world-wide kick made all Nella excited.
The right back's World Cup was so terrifying, so what about DONG's world wave?
After the start of the second half, Turin also tried to counterattack.
However, after Adelaide's direct free kick missed the crossbar, he retreated obediently.
It wasn't until the 73rd minute of the game that Mourinho finally used his third substitution on Balotelli.
As Inter Milan's high-profile youth talent, Balotelli was immediately given the highest level of applause by Nella in the stands after his appearance.
Balotelli seemed to be infected by the atmosphere at the scene and was extremely excited after taking the field.
In the 77th minute, Balotelli received a cross pass from his teammate on the right side of the penalty area, used the change of rhythm to shake off the opponent, and went straight into the penalty area.
Wang Xiaodong took him to practice shooting from this angle many times in the past few days of training. The trick is to use the side net next to the far post as the real shooting target.
Balotelli, who had already dribbled the ball into the penalty area, remembered Wang Xiaodong's instructions, took off with a sudden left kick, and shot the ball directly to the far post.
Whoosh!
There was a sound of breaking through the air, and the ball actually hit the post and flew into the net.
Seeing Balotelli score, the Nellas in the stands were extremely excited.
Unlike others, this is the product of our own youth training!
After officially signing this season, he can break into Serie A at such a fast speed, so don't we have to praise him heavily?
Facing the fans who stood up and applauded violently in the stands, Balotelli ran to the sidelines like a flying ball.
In front of the camera closest to him, Balotelli actually made an action that stunned everyone.
I saw Balotelli standing firm on his right leg and raising his left leg with all his strength.
However, due to his body structure and the fact that he had never trained as a child, Balotelli's left leg was only raised to his chest and then bent to the point where he could no longer raise it.
At this time, Balotelli's right leg was already trembling due to one foot on the ground, but the black boy still struggled to raise his left leg.
After watching the fans in the stands blankly for two or three seconds, they couldn't help but have a question deep in their hearts - what is this kid doing?
"Yeah, I got it!"
Some fans exclaimed loudly.
"He's learning DONG!"
"Oh my god, he must be learning DONG!"
Wang Xiaodong's one-horse goal celebration is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and his long legs that extend to 180 degrees have fascinated countless female fans.
Looking at Balotelli's appearance at this time, isn't he trying desperately to imitate Wang Xiaodong's classic POSE?
"But...is this really DONG's one-letter horse?"
"Shet!"
"This is obviously a wild dog peeing!"
The fans who saw Balotelli's purpose felt quite happy, but those who didn't saw it felt more and more uncomfortable.
Balotelli was now raising his legs with all his strength, and his posture was similar to that of a male dog peeing.
Such an "unfashionable" posture made the linesman on the side even want to stop him.
But just when the linesman hesitated, Balotelli suddenly heard a "sizzle" from his crotch.
The low-quality black shorts had a big hole exposed in the middle.
"Mamma Mia!"
There was a cry of surprise from the stands.
The female fan in the stands quickly reached out to cover the child's eyes, while the man next to her also covered her eyes as quickly as possible.
But Balotelli didn't seem to notice and was still trying his best to raise his left leg.
"Beep!!!"
At this moment, the referee finally couldn't stand it anymore.
He immediately blew his whistle and rushed to Balotelli, holding up a red card without hesitation.
"Oooh, Shet!"
When the red card appeared, the first one who almost fell to the ground was Mourinho.
Poor Portuguese.
The third substitution in two consecutive games had an unexpected consequence.
Balotelli was also a little confused at this moment.
What's going on? Why was I suddenly sent off?
However, the explanation given by the referee was that he deliberately used indecent behavior to stimulate the fans and try to arouse their emotions.
Thinking about it, it seems that it really makes sense.
He was given a yellow card for taking off his jersey after scoring a goal.
If you reveal your DD after scoring a goal, you shouldn't be immediately ejected with a red card?
Just like that, Balotelli was sent off with an innocent look.
On the way to the players' tunnel, the staff also wrapped a jersey around his waist.
Mourinho was so angry that he was choking people. He had already anticipated the snickering faces of those hateful reporters at the post-match press conference.
However, Balotelli disagreed and dialed Wang Xiaodong's phone immediately after returning to the locker room.
"Hey, DONG? Did you watch today's game?"
Wang Xiaodong, who had just turned off the TV, saw that it was Balotelli on the other end of the phone and gave a frightened sigh.
"Did you see that? What helped me score today was the new pair of sneakers you bought me!"
