"I don't want to say anything!"
"What can i say?"
At the post-match press conference, Mourinho looked ashen and was surrounded by reporters in his seat.
"I can only blame myself for not allowing my players to keep up their efforts and score another victory when we were leading."
"That ultimately led to this situation."
"Today's pot..."
"I'll carry it!"
After saying that, Mourinho, who had turned 3 points into 1 point, pushed away everyone and left the press conference angrily.
The reporters couldn't help laughing when they saw the magic bird's deflated appearance.
Good guy!
The madman who has been looking for reasons on the referee, the opponent and the venue finally admits that he is wrong?
Tsk tsk tsk, isn’t this the front page headline of tomorrow’s news?
"China DONG scores a goal in his first show, the madman admits that he is not capable enough"
As soon as this title came out, people who didn't know it thought there was some conflict between DONG and Magic Bird!
The media were happily writing about tomorrow, while Mourinho returned to the locker room with a gloomy look.
As soon as he opened the door and saw the magical bird with its facial features twisted together, Wang Xiaodong also felt a little guilty.
"Boss..."
"Okay, don't say anything."
Mourinho waved.
He is not an unreasonable coach. In fact, it is precisely because of Mourinho's personal charm that he has always had a group of die-hard fans who support him.
"DONG, let this matter be over."
"You don't have to be mentally burdened, everything is my responsibility."
"But I have to explain one thing to you in advance. If this happens again, I will never allow you to guard the gate. Do you understand?"
...
The next morning, as the media expected, the entire football world was shocked by Wang Xiaodong's Inter Milan debut.
"Gazzetta dello Sport": "Seeing such a goal, Mourinho wonders whether he will regret buying China DONG."
"Marca": "DONG's first own goal in his career turned the Madman's 3 points into 1."
"L'Equipe": "After DONG moved to Serie A, he became seriously acclimatized and even used his own goal to score points."
Good guy, your reaction is really fast, your power is really big, and the rules are really vague!
The ball was obviously guarded, but you put an arm in your arms, causing the ball to cross the goal line.
What do you belong to?
When we were playing chess, the "shi" next to the "veteran" rebelled. It was the "rook" on the opposite side who was pretending to be a chess player!
Let alone Maiconsanetti, even if Maldini Cannavaro is here, he can't stop such a goal!
Not only in Europe, but also in China, many fans who stayed up late to watch the game showed off this wonderful historical moment to the people around them the next day.
"Ha, are you going direct? DONG scored an own goal!"
"Own goal? How did you score it?"
"Hahahaha, don't mention it, hahahaha, that scene..."
"Say it quickly!"
Listening to the intermittent laughter of male classmates, Ma Fanshu, who had just entered high school, was also extremely anxious.
Although she knew that last night was Wang Xiaodong's Inter Milan debut, she didn't know the specific situation.
This morning I heard from a classmate that Wang Xiaodong had scored an own goal. At this moment, Ma Fanshu was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot and wanted to immediately pick apart the other person's brain to find out what was going on.
"You don't know!"
"Wang Xiaodong came on as a substitute for more than 80 minutes last night."
"It was nothing at first, everything behaved normally."
"Guess what, the Inter Milan goalkeeper was sent off because of a red card, but Wang Xiaodong volunteered to change into goalkeeper clothes and become a goalkeeper!"
"Oh? Is there such a thing? What's the matter with the own goal? Wang Xiaodong can't be a goalkeeper, right?" other students asked.
"On the contrary, Wang Xiaodong's goalkeeping skills are simply amazing!"
"Pounce left and block right, block up and catch, and save several opponents for sure goals!"
"At the end of the game, Wang Xiaodong made another diving save to save the opponent's direct free kick."
"Maybe he was too excited. When he fell to the ground, Wang Xiaodong pulled out his hands and held the ball directly in his arms."
"But at that time, Wang Xiaodong was lying sideways inside the goal line."
"The football as a whole crossed the goal line, so the referee naturally counted the opponent as a goal!"
After listening to this, the students were suddenly enlightened.
"So that's it!"
"Good guy, this is an own goal!"
"Tsk, tsk, so Wang Xiaodong did his best, he just doesn't have enough experience in guarding."
"By the way, I also heard from my second uncle that the island country's "Asahi Shimbun" reported yesterday that Wang Xiaodong's own goal was as good as Nanxiong Tai's back then!"
"Nan Xiongta, is that the stupid goalkeeper who threw the ball into his own goal back then?"
"What qualifications does he have to compare with Wang Xiaodong?"
While the students were chattering and discussing, Ma Fanshu slammed the table and stood up.
Liu Xiaoyan, who was admitted to high school with Ma Fanshu, was startled by Ma Fanshu: "Xiaofan, where are you going?"
"I'm going to buy Wang Xiaodong's latest poster. Hum, my Xiaodong will look very handsome in goalkeeper uniform!"
...
Early the next morning, the Inter Milan players came to the training base for recovery training.
Seeing the evasive glances around him, Wang Xiaodong shouted disdainfully: "Hey, Cesar, I'm not trying to compete with you, why are you hiding so far away?"
With that said, Wang Xiaodong raised his right leg and fiercely swiped the ball under his feet toward the goal.
At this moment, Wang Xiaodong is only 245 meters away from the goal line, but the angle is extremely small, almost to the side of the penalty area line.
But even so, Cesar still jumped sideways and missed.
Looking back at the ball that plunged into the side net, Cesar was also frightened.
This kid is not good at goalkeeping, but his shooting is top-notch!
"Hey, DONG, how do you kick? Can you teach me?"
Balotelli's eyes lit up and he immediately came over to ask.
The keys to that car had been thrown away by Wang Xiaodong, and the car had been parked in the parking lot.
Balotelli saw that Wang Xiaodong "didn't want it" anymore, so he found a locksmith to get a key, and now it has become his own car.
Now seeing Balotelli's unfazed face, Wang Xiaodong's anger has not subsided.
"Mario, you are a forward, why do you want to learn long-range shooting? Learn more about movement and response."
"No, I have to learn long-range shooting!" Balotelli's brain circuit allows him to identify one thing, and he will have the momentum not to give up until he achieves his goal.
"Then tell me, why do you want to learn long-range shooting?"
"Because long shots are good for scoring goals!" Balotelli replied naturally.
Wang Xiaodong was stunned when he heard this.
He was not interested in Balotelli's goal-scoring approach, but he was very curious about the opponent's sudden interest in scoring goals.
"Yo? Why does the sun come out to the west today? Mario, do you want to score a goal too?"
"Of course, I am a forward, of course I want to score goals! Not only do I want to score goals, I also want to score more goals!"
"Oh? Then why do you score so many goals?"
"Didn't you read today's newspaper?" Balotelli looked dissatisfied upon hearing this, "That guy Anderson won the Golden Boy Award!"
Anderson?
Golden Boy Award?
Wang Xiaodong nodded, as if this was the case.
Since about a month ago, there have been rumors that the Golden Boy Award was "unofficially determined" by Manchester United's Anderson.
But why does Balotelli mention this?
He and Anderson were incompatible with each other.
"He is so black and can win the Golden Boy Award, why can't I?" Balotelli said angrily.
After hearing this, Wang Xiaodong finally understood. This guy is jealous of Anderson!
Van der Vaart in 2003, Wayne Rooney in 2004, Leo Messi in 2005, Cesc Fabregas in 2006, myself in 2007, and Anderson in 2008.
Who would have thought that by this year, the black guy would also win the Golden Boy Award?
Seeing this news, Balotelli, who has been troubled by his skin color since childhood, naturally quit.
Why can he do it and I can't?
Wang Xiaodong smiled bitterly.
Their blackness is "Brazilian black", your blackness is "Ghanaian black"!
Can it be the same?
However, Wang Xiaodong did not mention this matter, but asked: "Then what do you want?"
"I want to win the Golden Boy Award too!" Balotelli clenched his fists with a look of longing on his face.
"It's not difficult to win the Golden Boy Award. I can just give you some guidance."
Wang Xiaodong said, deliberately raising his chin to show his "identity".
"Yes!"
"DONG, you are last year's golden boy!"
"Tell me, how can you win the Golden Boy Award?"
"Do you really want to win the Golden Boy Award?" Wang Xiaodong raised his eyebrows and asked with squinted eyes.
"Of course! DONG, please teach me, I want to win the Golden Boy Award!"
"If a young man wants to win the Golden Boy Award, hard training is essential..."
"I can, I can!" Balotelli said anxiously.
"Then what if you can't do it?"
"If I can't... If I can't do it, I won't touch a woman for a year!" Balotelli swore.
"Oh? Since you say so, then I promise you!"
