"oh!"
"DONG wakes up!"
"DONG stand up!"
"DONG can walk!"
With the commentator shouting louder than ever, White Hart Lane burst into deafening cheers again.
Seeing Wang Xiaodong walking slowly with the support of the team doctor, the fans were happier than seeing Tottenham score.
"Uuuuuuuuuah, God, you finally heard my expectations!"
"Thank God, thank you for blessing DONG!"
"Great, nothing's wrong with DONG, nothing's wrong with DONG!"
"DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG!!!"
The fans chanted Wang Xiaodong's name in unison as a belated compensation for his two goals.
All the teammates looked at Wang Xiaodong's limping back and praised him one after another.
"You see, this is dedication!"
"DONG took these two steps, as if he had just woken up."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, DONG's acting skills are really good. He can do all the tricks, with this skill, if he doesn't succeed, who will succeed?"
There was not much time left in the first half, and the fourth official over there had already changed his shirt and was getting ready to play with what the referee should bring.
Wang Xiaodong, also under the focus of the camera lens, slowly came to the sidelines.
"DONG, okay, you're still pretending even though you're already on the sidelines!" Rebecca pouted on the side, and Wang Xiaodong almost put his entire body weight on the right arm that was resting on her shoulder.
"I'm not pretending!" Wang Xiaodong grimaced, and the complaint on his face became even worse, "Can't you be gentler? I was not prepared at all at that time!"
"How can you wake up if you don't do this?" Rebecca chuckled, "But it feels really good! I've been wanting to do this since we last met, but I didn't expect you to come to my door yourself."
"There are many ways to wake people up!" Wang Xiaodong pouted, "For example, artificial respiration or something. If you do this, I will definitely wake you up. Do you believe it?"
"Do you like artificial respiration?" Rebecca suddenly raised her voice, "If you like it, I can do it for you after we go back to the dressing room later, okay?"
Glancing at the female team doctor who was licking the corner of her mouth, Wang Xiaodong trembled and said, "Well, let's forget it. I have a girlfriend..."
"You have a girlfriend and you still eat me!" Rebecca changed the topic, "Take off your arm quickly, or you'll kill me!"
"Don't, don't..." Wang Xiaodong begged, "Come with me into the players' tunnel, I, I..."
"What are you? Why are you acting so coy as a man? Or did that blow just now really knock you out?" Rebecca asked doubtfully.
"No." Wang Xiaodong blushed a little and whispered, "I am not suitable for walking straight up like this."
"Not suitable for straight waist?"
Rebecca smacked her lips at these words, then glanced down Wang Xiaodong's neck, and she understood everything immediately.
It is said that men will set up tents after waking up. Just now Wang Xiaodong closed his eyes for such a long time and suddenly received such a big stimulus. The swelling has not gone away yet!
Rebecca, who figured out the reason, was happy and said to Martin Joel who looked worried: "Coach, DONG is just a little dizzy. I will help him to the locker room to rest for a while. Mr. David will do the rest. Let me tell you."
"Yeah, take him down to rest quickly." Martin Joel, an uninformed person, nodded quickly, and then turned his attention to David on the other side.
"Uh... Mr. Martin, according to my judgment, DONG should have a mild concussion..." David stayed on the sidelines and explained to Martin Joel in a serious manner.
Just as Wang Xiaodong pulled out the arm from Rebecca's neck and sat down on the chair in the dressing room, the sound of an ambulance "wow wah wah" sounded outside.
Needless to say, the unfortunate referee must have been carried into the car at this moment.
"DONG, you are so tough!" As the sound of the ambulance faded away, Rebecca said something with a double entendre!
"Of course, didn't you experience it just now?" With no one around, Wang Xiaodong regained his energy and said stubbornly, straightening his back.
...
The fourth official blew the whistle for three minutes and the first half was over.
When leaving the game at half-time, several referees gathered together and muttered about the "violence" of the North London derby.
After waiting nervously for 15 minutes in the midfield, good news finally arrived: Wang Xiaodong was replaced early.
After learning the news, both Arsenal and the referee were relieved.
That is the God of Plague!
During the halftime break, Martin Joel and other substitute teammates also knew the general situation and they all breathed a sigh of relief.
However, looking at the big swelling on Wang Xiaodong's forehead, the Dutch took him off the field early to be on the safe side.
Already leading 2-0 and at home, what kind of splash can Arsenal make?
In the second half without Wang Xiaodong, Arsenal really looked for a counterattack and caused a lot of trouble for the home team.
But Modric still performed more than adequately in the single-core midfielder, and even played as much a role as Cesc Fabregas.
Facing the opponent's counterattack, the Croatian used precise long passes one after another to help the team counterattack.
Although the professor replaced Walcott at the end, he could only restrict Tottenham's side.
At White Hart Lane, where both wings were flying together, Bell's inward arc shot in the 87th minute won the opponent 3-1 at home.
This also allowed Tottenham Hotspur to win their city rival in the first derby of the 2007-08 season.
To break it down, Arsenal has not defeated Tottenham in 5 consecutive games.
After the game, watching Wang Xiaodong reappear with a bandage on his head, the fans in the stands once again gave him the warmest applause.
Scored twice, what could be more worthy of MVP than such data?
And Gilberto Silva, who made bold statements before the game and wanted to completely block Wang Xiaodong, also became a joke.
What Arsenal failed to do was done by a referee!
Do you want the referee to be your twelfth man in the future?
If you can't beat any team in the future, just let the referee "fight" with the star of that team!
In this way, there may be a chance to score goals.
After the game, many people, including the Queen Mother, called Wang Xiaodong to inquire about his injury.
After learning that Wang Xiaodong was fine, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Especially the Queen Mother, after learning that her son was just acting, she complained about Wang Xiaodong.
He said that he not only worried his family, but also worried his girlfriend. When will I go home and take a look? When will I go home with my girlfriend and take a look...
Wang Xiaodong had a grimace and was scolded by his mother for more than half an hour before hanging up the phone.
I had the experience of bringing the little witch home last time, and now the little witch has been in single-line contact with the Queen Mother.
Tian Jing also directly treats the little witch as her daughter. Now the little witch will visit Tian Jing when she is fine, more often than Wang Xiaodong goes home.
However, Wang Xiaodong was not idle all the time. After getting up the next morning, he changed into formal clothes and brought a fruit basket to the hospital to visit the poor unlucky referee.
Outside the ward, Wang Xiaodong looked through the glass at the referee who was wearing an oxygen mask and still had his eyes closed, and fearfully touched the bag on his forehead.
Good guy, how hard did you hit the bottom?
So the freshman still hasn't woken up after being rescued all night?
Under the flashlight of the media, the referee's ten-year-old daughter, accompanied by her mother, came to Wang Xiaodong with red eyes.
Looking at the little Loli with tears in his eyes, Wang Xiaodong's heart melted.
"Don't cry, don't cry, brother will definitely save your father!" Wang Xiaodong hurriedly knelt down and wiped away the little Loli's tears with a tissue.
Then he raised his head, stretched out his hand to little Loli's mother and swore: "Mrs. Charles, you don't have to worry, Mr. Charles's medical expenses will be all on my head. I will bear any subsequent treatment for him!"
After hearing what Wang Xiaodong said so firmly, Mrs. Charles finally couldn't help but buried her face in her handkerchief and cried.
“Woooooooo~~~”
Hearing her mother's cry, the little Loli couldn't help crying.
"No, don't cry!"
The old man and the young man were wiping tears in front of him. There were a lot of reporters taking pictures at the end of the corridor. Wang Xiaodong was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.
"Little sister, please stop crying!" Wang Xiaodong held Little Loli's shoulders, "Please stop crying. My brother will grant you whatever you want, as long as you stop crying, okay?"
"Suck~~ What, anything, is it okay? Woohoo~~" The little Loli sobbed a few times and looked at Wang Xiaodong in front of her with her lips curled up.
"Yes, anything is fine!" Wang Xiaodong replied immediately.
"Well, can you sign this jersey for Lolita?"
The little Loli pulled out a Wang Xiaodong's final jersey from behind with some magic. There was a marker pen on the back of the jersey.
Without thinking, Wang Xiaodong immediately took out the cap of his pen and wrote on the jersey: "Wang Xiaodong, for the most beautiful Lolita."
Watching Wang Xiaodong write down a string of Chinese characters + English letters, the corners of the little Loli's mouth secretly raised.
Wang Xiaodong didn't notice this detail. After signing his name, he wiped his cold sweat and continued to ask: "Is this okay? Do you have any other requirements?"
"Still, we still need to kiss!"
Lolita did not take the jersey, but put her two short arms on Wang Xiaodong's shoulders.
On one side of her face, she exposed her rosy cheeks to Wang Xiaodong.
Eh? ? ?
How old are you?
Are you asking me to go to jail in public? ? ?
When did British law start? ? ?
"What's wrong? Kiss me quickly!" Seeing Wang Xiaodong stunned, little Loli said anxiously.
Hearing this "excessive" request again, Wang Xiaodong raised his head stupidly, just in time to look at Mrs. Charles who peeked at him from the handkerchief.
The middle-aged woman did not expect that Wang Xiaodong would raise her head at this moment. When she saw Wang Xiaodong's gaze, she hurriedly blocked it with her handkerchief and hid behind it again.
Eh?
What's going on?
Before Wang Xiaodong could react, with a "pop" sound, the little Loli who couldn't wait took the initiative to step forward and pecked Wang Xiaodong hard on the cheek.
After being forcibly kissed, Wang Xiaodong was stunned for a moment, then looked at the grinning little Lolita and stuttered: "You, what are you..."
"Oh! DONG, thank you for the gift you gave my daughter."
Before Wang Xiaodong could react, Mrs. Charles stepped forward and hugged Wang Xiaodong.
"Forgive Lolita for joking with you, she likes you so much, and our whole family is your fan."
After Mrs. Charles finished speaking, she pointed to the ward with her thumb.
Wang Xiaodong turned around and looked around. Referee Charles, who was dying on the hospital bed, had taken off his oxygen mask at some point and was sitting on the hospital bed waving to Wang Xiaodong.
"this..."
It wasn't until he saw Charles with a glowing face that Wang Xiaodong realized that he had been "played".
The reporter's flashbulb kept clicking, and Wang Xiaodong felt the lump on his forehead bulging, and he was in constant pain.
Well, I just got a shot yesterday, and today I was blinded by a goose.
Time? Life!
...
After the North London Derby, the video of Wang Xiaodong and the referee turning around and colliding was viewed by countless fans.
Even if they knew the result, many people were still frightened when they saw the moment when the two collided!
It really hurts to look at it!
However, the FA had nothing to say. After all, Wang Xiaodong did not do it on purpose this time, and he was also one of the victims.
Moreover, the referee's family of three did not say anything, and even posted a photo with Wang Xiaodong's signed jersey after the game. In line with the principle of doing more than doing less, this incident was directly listed as a "court gossip" news.
Although the Football Association did not come forward to express anything, people in the refereeing community were panicking.
For example, let’s take a look at the referees who have been “taken care of” by Wang Xiaodong since his debut. Whether they were stunned by the ball or grabbed a red card, or now directly “hit” with their heads, the referees suddenly found that their profession has become a “high-risk profession”. ".
Good guy, the referee is at risk, so be careful when you play!
Since then, referees will not only check conventional props such as red and yellow cards and pens before officiating games involving Wang Xiaodong, but will also wear an extra protective vest.
There was even a referee who put a tube of epinephrine in his pocket. According to his explanation, "It's too embarrassing to lie flat on the court. It's better to walk on by yourself."
