In the ward, looking at Modric on the bed with an intravenous drip, Martin Joel felt like his lungs were going to explode.
Wang Xiaodong, Lennon and Bale were scolded so badly that they didn't even dare to raise their heads.
"Community Shield is only three weeks away. Tell me how you can make me feel relieved when you are like this?"
"Alan, how old are you!"
"Why are you still playing such childish games? Why haven't you grown up yet?"
"You want to drag DONG and Bell along?"
"If everyone gets sick, Tottenham will be a joke to the whole world tomorrow..."
"Ah~~~Ahqiu!" Either way, Lennon suddenly sneezed.
When Martin Joel saw this, his nose was so angry that he became crooked.
Good boy, I just said a few words to you and you really gave me a cough?
"You guys, please go back and rest immediately. If there are any problems with your physical examination tomorrow, I won't be able to spare you!"
After receiving Martin Joel's order, the genius trio immediately left the ward in despair.
Without Robbie Keane having to say anything, Martin Joel knew that the mastermind of this farce was Wang Xiaodong.
But he couldn't tell.
Firstly, Wang Xiaodong is the youngest, and secondly, Wang Xiaodong’s temper is the most difficult to figure out, and he also has a lot of rebellious psychology.
In addition, the person Martin Joel valued most was Wang Xiaodong. After thinking about it, Martin Joel could only use Lennon to "kill the chicken and scare the monkeys."
Even though Lennon was short, he was already twenty.
"Oh, I hope the three of them don't catch a cold!" After seeing the three people leaving, Martin Joel fell down on his chair.
"Coach, if nothing happens, I will go back first." Berba raised his forehead and said coolly.
Martin Joel glanced at Beba's forehead, which was balder than his own, and waved his hand helplessly, "You should go back and rest quickly, as long as Robbie and I are here."
"Okay coach, I hope you have a good night's sleep tonight."
"Have a good sleep!" Martin Joel muttered in his heart. "Can I sleep tonight?"
Looking at the back of Brother Xiaosha who had nothing to do with him, Martin Joel didn't even have the energy to be angry.
Beba is a typical romantic, he doesn't care what others say and doesn't take it to heart.
Think about it, a man who can walk in the most intense Premier League game, what else can he care about?
But Berbatov is the team's top scorer. When Wang Xiaodong was attacking in the cup, the league was still supported by Berbatov!
"Alas, you people, one by one... alas!"
Looking at the embarrassed Robbie Keane beside the hospital bed, Martin Joel sighed helplessly.
"I hope those three little bastards won't catch a cold tomorrow, otherwise the whole team will be doomed!"
...
Early the next morning, Wang Xiaodong appeared at the door of Tottenham's training base wearing a football uniform and a pair of loafers.
"Good morning, Mr. Patrick."
"Good morning DONG, there are not many young people who get up as early as you! I think you must have had a good sleep last night!" Patrick, the doorman, touched his beard and greeted Wang Xiaodong.
"Ah, yes, I did sleep soundly." Wang Xiaodong recalled the embarrassment last night, rubbed his nose and said.
After entering the park, Wang Xiaodong did not go to the football field, but walked directly to the infirmary.
Whoever arrives first gets tested first, that's what the team doctors do anyway.
"Miss Rebecca, I'll be waiting for you tonight!"
As soon as he reached the door of the infirmary, he saw Beba walking out with a gentle attitude.
"Next!"
Rebecca obviously had no intention of paying attention to Beiba. When she saw Wang Xiaodong appearing at the door, her eyes immediately brightened.
"Take this and come back to me when it's full."
As soon as he entered the room, the female nurse in a white coat handed Wang Xiaodong a small plastic cup.
"Okay, wait a minute."
As Wang Xiaodong said this, he walked out, but he was pulled by a female nurse from behind. He pointed at the curtain aside and said, "Stop the ink stains. Let's solve it here."
Looking at the curtains on the side, Wang Xiaodong couldn't help but shudder when he thought of Beba's delighted expression just now.
This girl has a big appetite!
"Ok?"
Half a minute later, the curtains were opened, and Wang Xiaodong instantly pulled up his pants.
"Well, that's enough."
"Put it on the tray over there, and then sit up." The female doctor glanced at it, pointed to a bed that looked like a dental hospital, and then put on the stethoscope.
As soon as she sat down, the female nurse skillfully wrapped a roll of medical cloth bag around Wang Xiaodong's arm, then lowered her head and skillfully squeezed the rubber ball in his hand.
"Uh...Miss Rebecca, it may, it may be a bit high later." Wang Xiaodong reminded.
"Oh? Why? Did you drink last night?" The female doctor raised her head and asked seriously.
Wang Xiaodong sniffed a few times, then raised his eyebrows, "If you can fasten the buttons on the collar, maybe my blood pressure will return to normal."
"Oh? Really?" The female doctor straightened her chest, fastened the buttons on her collar in front of Wang Xiaodong, and then twisted her neck, "But if I do this, I will find it difficult to breathe."
"Okay then!" Wang Xiaodong shrugged, "I know that the British Empire has given you the freedom to unleash your talents."
"So, the only blame is that the club's coat is too small." The female doctor unbuttoned the buttons again, and then took off the cloth straps on Wang Xiaodong's arms, "Everything is normal."
"Have you had any fever, dizziness, cold, cough or other symptoms recently?" the female doctor picked up another notebook and asked.
"No, not at all." Wang Xiaodong pulled the jersey off his neck, "My health has always been very good."
"Well, do you have any medical history? Or other allergens?"
"No." Wang Xiaodong replied seriously.
"Uh... I'm sorry, what do these two words mean?" The female doctor suddenly pointed to the unfamiliar words in her notebook and asked, "I just came to London from the Netherlands, and my English is not very good yet."
"Beba, didn't he tell you?"
"He's worse than me." The female doctor complained.
"Oh, let me take a look. I have filled out this kind of notebook many times." As soon as Wang Xiaodong leaned closer, he smelled the scent of perfume, which was the one he and Emma had endorsed before.
"Here." the female doctor asked.
"There's nothing wrong with my heart."
"What about here?"
"My respiratory tract, lungs and respiratory system are also very healthy. My lung capacity is more than 9,000, and I can even blow 10,000 when I'm lucky!" Wang Xiaodong said proudly.
"You don't smoke? Are you allergic to tobacco?"
"No, I just hate the smell of smoke!"
"There are not many young people like you. In the Netherlands, even among my medical classmates, there are many men who smoke."
"It's different when you come here." Wang Xiaodong clapped his fingers. "This is a football club, and lung capacity is extremely important for a team member. And not only do I not smoke here, but neither Bale nor Lennon smoke."
"But Beibaba just left." The female doctor felt a little regretful.
"Maybe it's because he thinks it's more chic this way!" Wang Xiaodong shrugged. He just had to take care of the people around him.
After asking several lengthy words in succession, Wang Xiaodong suddenly asked: "Ms. Rebecca, you...you actually know these words, right?"
Hearing this, Rebecca removed her water balloon from Wang Xiaodong's shoulder, rolled her eyes, and suddenly put on a flattering look: "Fortunately, it's not too late for you to find out!"
"Ms. Rebecca, I want to declare that I have a girlfriend..."
"I know, Emma Watson, right?" Rebecca's chest puffed up and she directly pushed Wang Xiaodong onto the scale.
"Yes, so I..."
"There's nothing wrong with that. Don't worry, I'm not interested in children."
"I'm no longer a child!" Wang Xiaodong muttered.
"I know, I just saw it, it's really not small." Rebecca glanced at the machine and wrote the two numbers "187" and "78" on the height and weight columns.
"Congratulations, you have grown one centimeter taller than last year."
When Wang Xiaodong joined Southampton, his height was 185. When he came to Tottenham, he was 186. Now a season has passed and he has become 187 again.
Wang Xiaodong touched his Adam's apple, "I think I can still grow."
"Yes, your Achilles tendon is very long. It is indeed possible." Rebecca agreed, "But since you are already 18 years old, it is possible that it will end there. But your body fat rate is very high. Like you It’s really rare to see such a slim yet strong boy!”
As soon as he sat down again after getting off the machine, a rubber tube was skillfully tied into a bow on Wang Xiaodong's arm.
"Pah, pah!" After applying the alcohol, the female doctor patted Wang Xiaodong's arm.
"Ms. Rebecca, you remind me of a movie star, fuck you!"
Rebecca slowly pulled out the syringe in her hand and asked proudly, "Oh? Which star is it?"
"I forgot!" Wang Xiaodong frowned. This drawing of blood was too ungentle, and he thrust it in before he was ready.
"What a young man with a poor memory, I'm thinking about whether to write this down in your medical record!" Rebecca laughed. "And you said the same thing as Beba just now."
"Fake!" Wang Xiaodong cursed in a low voice.
I originally wanted to find some topics to regain the ground, but who knew that the other party would counterattack again.
Wang Xiaodong hates this kind of atmosphere where others control the rhythm.
"Okay, DONG, you have to lie down here next. By the way, don't forget to take off your clothes and pants."
"I'm only wearing a football uniform!"
"Then take it all off!"
Wang Xiaodong hesitated for a moment, then took off only a pair of boxy shorts and lay flat on the hospital bed.
"I think Mr. Beba will like this part."
"No, he didn't have this link at all just now." After Rebecca finished speaking, she found an acupoint on Wang Xiaodong's body and pressed it hard, "Does it hurt here?"
"Hiss~~it hurts!"
"Just because it hurts, it means you are still alive." Rebecca fumbled around Wang Xiaodong's collarbone again, and then pressed it again, "Does it hurt here?"
"It doesn't hurt."
"Well, what about here?"
"It doesn't hurt either."
As Rebecca pressed back and forth on his body, Wang Xiaodong wondered when the acupuncture and acupoint massage of traditional Chinese medicine had been introduced here.
Don’t Western doctors always despise Chinese medicine?
How come the top students in this medical school have such good massage techniques?
Just when Wang Xiaodong was relaxing, he suddenly noticed a cool breeze blowing across his crotch. The next second, there was a "bang" sound, and the underwear bounced back to the stomach.
"Hey! Ms. Rebecca, how could you do this?" Wang Xiaodong protested loudly, "I want to complain. I want to complain that you bully the handsome young man in the team through work!"
Rebecca clapped her hands, and still said with a nonchalant attitude, "It looks good! I'm very satisfied! If you want to sue, go ahead and see if they believe you or me!"
"I can be a witness..."
The two of them looked for news and left. Bell was standing at the door of the infirmary and asked awkwardly: "Uh... did I see something I shouldn't have seen?"
