"Tottenham lost 1-2 to Chelsea, and the Blues returned to the top of the league table"
"Shocking internal dealings revealed, Tottenham lets Chelsea go"
"London teams join forces to kick Manchester out"
"Manchester United was framed by the two teams behind them"
An ordinary Premier League match has attracted the attention of many fans like the European Cup final. Many gambling dogs tore up their lottery tickets and went up to the rooftop, cursing the top three teams on the list.
Tottenham have not been intimidated by other London teams this season. Even on the road, they have scored 3 goals.
But in this league, many people could tell that something was wrong.
Martin Joel's mysterious substitution made the fans shout puzzled, you are obviously letting the water go on purpose!
For a time, fans in Manchester and London City were trolling each other online, both wanting to seek justice for their teams.
In an interview after the game, Wang Xiaodong was very calm about this performance.
"Match-fixing? Why do you say we are match-fixing? Do you have any evidence?"
"Substitution? That's just our team's tactical plan. Why do you interrupt? You're not the head coach?"
"Losing? If you lose, you lose. There is no permanent winner in football matches."
"Join forces? What a joke! There are so many teams in England, even if I let them join forces, can they prevent us from winning the League Cup? A truly strong person is not afraid of other people's machinations!"
Facing reporters' questions, Wang Xiaodong responded domineeringly.
Football matches have never been about medieval knights hedging, they are full of intrigues. And a truly strong person will defeat all difficulties in front of him.
This is Wang Xiaodong’s motto!
On the afternoon of the competition day, the little witch hugged herself into a ball and was used as a weight by Wang Xiaodong, who kept lifting it over her head.
Wang Xiaodong practiced strength, and the little witch also practiced yoga. Not only that, this couple interaction made the relationship between the two people closer.
After doing more than a hundred clean and jerks in a row, beads of sweat overflowed from Wang Xiaodong's pores and followed the ravines between the muscles on his body.
The little witch's eyes shone brightly, she hugged Wang Xiaodong's waist and used her tongue to catch the crystal beads of sweat.
Ring ring ring~~~
the phone is ringing.
"HELLO?" Wang Xiaodong picked up the cell phone beside him and pressed the answer button.
"Hey, DONG, what you're doing is really unreasonable!" came a Portuguese-flavored English speaker on the other end of the phone.
"Cristiano? Hahaha, why am I not honest?" Wang Xiaodong laughed proudly when he heard Xiao Luo's complaint on the other end of the phone.
"DONG, you clearly know that we are competing with Chelsea for the championship. At this time, you don't play the game well, but you use these tricks... Is this still the DONG I know?"
"What? We are allowed to lose to Manchester United by Tottenham, but we are not allowed to lose to Chelsea? What is the truth?" Wang Xiaodong said in a rogue manner.
"Fuck, how can this be the same?" Ronaldinho's angry roar came from the other end of the phone. "You lost to Manchester United because of the gap in strength. Don't forget that we beat you 3-0 in that game. And this time In the game against Chelsea, you were already leading by one goal, but your opponent still scored two goals in a row, and your whole team was indifferent to this. Dong, please explain to me, what is the reason for this? "
"Explain what? Is there anything to explain?" Wang Xiaodong held his girlfriend's butt with his other hand, letting her sit on his wrist so that he could easily reach his neck with his tongue. "Chelsea's goals were all legitimate, and they didn't dive into the penalty area to create points. Why do you care about that?"
"Xie Te! What are you talking about?" Upon hearing the word "diving", Xiao Luo jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
"I'm not talking nonsense, it's a fact." Wang Xiaodong shrugged, "If I remember correctly, you scored 13 goals in the league this season, just behind me. But among these 13, 4 of them were Penalty kicks are right, right? There are so many penalties, how can you blame others for what they say?"
"Oh, Shet, come on! Dong, you are such a bastard!"
Xiao Luo was so angry that he was poked at a painful point. Wang Xiaodong could even hear the sound of the other party throwing things on the other end of the phone.
At this time, the little witch's legs were already tightly wrapped around Wang Xiaodong's waist, she was baring two little tiger teeth, and she was planting strawberries one by one on Wang Xiaodong's neck.
Enjoying his girlfriend's peck, Wang Xiaodong couldn't help but breathe suddenly.
"Hey, Dong, what are you Timo doing?" Sensing something strange about Wang Xiaodong on the phone, Xiao Luo, who was extremely sensitive on the other side, immediately seized this opportunity and changed the subject. "You, Timo, are not having sex, are you? You are a pervert! I know who your girlfriend is! Shete, others don't know, but you and I still don't know?"
"So what if you know?" Wang Xiaodong proudly challenged, "I just want to capture England's daughter, what can you do to me? Besides, why are you, a Portuguese, so anxious? If you have the time, you might as well think about it. How can we help Manchester United return to the top of the table!"
"Of course I will help the team regain the top spot in the standings. Don't forget that there is still a league game between us and Chelsea! Want to give Chelsea 3 points and let them steal our championship? Let me tell you, Men'er also No!"
"If that's the case, what are you talking about? Work hard and prepare for the war!" Looking at the little witch blinking over his shoulder, Wang Xiaodong began to walk towards the bedroom.
"Also, Dong, isn't it just one more league goal than me? Let me tell you, after the season is over, I will definitely surpass you in the number of goals! Absolutely!" Ronaldinho roared again.
Hearing Xiao Luo's roar, Wang Xiaodong frowned subconsciously.
"Cristiano, tell me the truth Timo, what are you doing now?"
"I...you care what I'm doing?" Xiao Luo was obviously a little panicked.
Wang Xiaodong paused and asked tentatively: "Cristiano, I heard that you had a relationship with a football girl named Gemma a few days ago. Is this true?"
"It's none of your business?" Xiao Luo obviously lacked confidence.
"I remember that she went to the Australian jungle to film a national reality show before, and I also saw her bathing in public on TV." Wang Xiaodong said to himself, "And she just happened to have sex with her a few days ago. The man Marcus Bent (a Charlton striker) had a falling out because she refused to perform her newly learned striptease alone for her boyfriend. Cristiano, wouldn't you..."
After hearing Wang Xiaodong clearly explain the details of his new girlfriend, Xiao Luo on the other end of the phone finally admitted loudly: "Yes, that's right, that's it!"
"Now Gemma is in front of me, oh, my God, you will never imagine how perfect her breasts are after surgery. They are just like two bulging water balloons!" Xiao Luo came from the other end of the phone. Breathing like a cow.
Wang Xiaodong curled his lips in disgust, this guy was either a bitch or a BT request kicked out by his girlfriend, otherwise he would never have made such a complaining phone call to himself.
"Cristiano, I won't talk to you anymore. There is something wrong with your brain right now!" Wang Xiaodong said with disdain, "Wait until your mind is completely empty before you think about it again. You will know that what you just said has some meaning." How ridiculous! You don’t even think about how many more appearances you have played than me this season, and you have scored 4 more penalties than I have. If I were you, I would definitely find a place to pee and drown myself. Don’t go out and be embarrassed!”
"You can contact me again when you surpass me in the number of goals scored. Okay, I won't bother you HAPPY anymore. I hope you can straighten up tomorrow!"
After saying that, Wang Xiaodong hung up the phone, threw the little witch in his arms onto the bed, and jumped on her.
"My dear, you are such a waste! Do you know? I almost couldn't hold it anymore just now."
Putting his head on the little witch's forehead, Wang Xiaodong said fondly.
"Dong, I heard the content of the phone call just now." The little witch pursed her lips, with a look of grievance on her face, "Dong, do you want me to have an operation too..."
"Don't, don't, never! The original ones are the best!" Wang Xiaodong shook his head violently, looking at the A on the little witch's chest, "Uh... well, it's true, it's a bit small..."
