"Happy New Year, Dong!"
"happy New Year!"
"Dong, another big birthday!"
On the first day of the New Year, many Tottenham fans followed the team to the away game to cheer for the team.
Wang Xiaodong had already formed a feud with Portsmouth when he was at Southampton. This time the fans crowded into the stadium early, waiting for Wang Xiaodong to make another killing spree.
In the 11th minute, the visiting team broke the deadlock.
Lennon got rid of two defenders and made a cross pass. Robbie Keane received the ball and continued to cross. Berbatov scored from 10 yards in front of the goal, giving the visiting team a 1-0 lead.
In the 33rd minute, Tottenham expanded the score again. It was also the cooperation between Lennon and Robbie Keane. After Lennon regained the ball, he pushed the ball to the top of the penalty area. Wang Xiaodong, who appeared here in time, volleyed the ball into the upper left corner of the goal. .
In the 73rd minute of the second half, Tottenham sealed the victory. Bell crossed in from the left, and Robbie Keane, who had been silently dedicated, grabbed the point and scored the game-killing goal with his head.
3-0, Tottenham easily won an away game.
"Dong, that kick is so beautiful!"
"Yes, Dong, are Armani's underwear comfortable?"
"Will it affect your ejaculation?"
Tottenham fans are very interesting, they know very well that world waves are just a common occurrence for Wang Xiaodong.
When other teams score a long-range shot, the local media can't wait to praise the player; but these Bai Baihe fans prefer to watch Wang Xiaodong's gossip, chatting about football and other strange places. .
"It's very comfortable, the package is very tight, and the breathability is also very good!" Wang Xiaodong stood at the entrance of the player's tunnel and advertised to the stands on both sides. "After putting it on, I felt warm, and it felt like I was among the clouds. Medium. And the quality is also good, and it will definitely not limit your growth!"
"The most important thing is, it can be worn reversely! It can also be worn inside out!"
After hearing the last sentence, many male fans' eyes lit up. That afternoon, sales of Armani's underwear skyrocketed.
As soon as the door to the locker room was opened, a burst of laughter came from inside.
"Dong, I heard that you accepted an advertisement for underwear?"
"Haha, Dong, did you sell one just now?"
"How's the quality? You don't even introduce it to us."
Looking at his teammates with malicious looks on their faces, Wang Xiaodong quickly waved his hands, "If you want it, I will send you one one each when you get back. Of course, the premise is that you must report your size to me first. Only then can I send you the right size.”
"And I want to tell you in advance that these underwear are plus size, so when you report the size, it is best to say a smaller size."
"Hey, Dong, this joke is not good. Do you think I need to report a small number?" Robbie Keane stood up with a look of dissatisfaction on his face.
Seeing the captain and himself being tough, Wang Xiaodong didn't show any weakness and immediately stood up and took off his shorts.
At the same time, Lennon, who was sitting next to Robbie Keane, took off his shorts when Keane wasn't looking.
Two men in boxy trousers stood facing each other. Everyone looked to the left and then to the right.
Finally, vice-captain Ledley King came over, patted Keane on the shoulder and said: "Robbie, you'd better sit down. There is no need to compare in this kind of thing."
"Farke!" Robbie Keane quickly lifted up his pants and sat aside with a blushing face.
"How is it? Who else can compete?" Wang Xiaodong said proudly.
"Tch, what's the comparison with this thing?"
"Yeah, isn't it cumbersome to run on the court?"
"And what if I get kicked?"
Seeing the expressions of his teammates looking like sour grapes, Wang Xiaodong became even more proud: "You are a bunch of idiots, don't you know? This thing can maintain balance at critical moments!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was silence in the locker room.
Obviously, what Wang Xiaodong just said has touched other people's knowledge blind spots.
After a while, Bell, who was about the same age as Wang Xiaodong, stood up weakly and asked quietly: "Dong, are you telling the truth?"
"of course!"
Seeing Wang Xiaodong's affirmative answer, Beier's face instantly showed a smile, and he secretly gave himself a breath: "YE, I'm still young and can continue to grow..."
"I really don't understand why you want to provoke me in this regard. Don't you know how to write the word "self-inflicted humiliation"?
Seeing Wang Xiaodong's triumphant expression, Beiba smiled bitterly: "Wong, blame your sponsors! Haven't you seen your latest commercial?"
"I didn't see it! I went to the scene and took a few shots, and they told me that they would do special effects on the video later."
"Then you didn't ask about the content?"
"Content? I know!" Wang Xiaodong shrugged, "I remember it was a story about Superman turning into God. This fits my image very well, okay?"
"Oh, Dong, I really don't know what to say. When you get back to London, go watch the TV commercials yourself!"
Seeing the malicious expressions of his teammates, Wang Xiaodong's heart skipped a beat. Amani wasn't going to trick me secretly, was he?
Just as the players were lining up to get on the bus, fans were crowded around the entrance.
Some fans saw Wang Xiaodong walking out with a bag on his back and shouted loudly: "Dong, Dong, it's us, it's us!"
Wang Xiaodong turned around and saw that it was a Southampton fan.
This time when they came to Portsmouth, these old fans came to the stadium of their rivals to cheer for Wang Xiaodong.
"Dong, sign your name for us!"
"Yes, Dong, just sign one, sign one!"
Wang Xiaodong looked at the coach, and Martin Joel shrugged, "Go back quickly."
Seeing Wang Xiaodong walking this way, the security guards in this row instantly became more stressed.
"Dong, sign here!" A fan thrust a poster into Wang Xiaodong's hand and pointed to the blank space in the lower right corner of the poster.
"This is..." Looking at his avatar and Superman's body in the poster, Wang Xiaodong felt a little familiar.
"Yes, this is the screenshot poster of your latest advertisement. I bought it from several gift shops."
"Oh, it's quite powerful!"
In the photo, the post-production special effects artist perfectly combined Superman's body with Wang Xiaodong's head. Everyone knows that Superman's chest is bulging out of his clothes.
Three more names were signed, all for the latest advertising posters.
Wang Xiaodong was dumbfounded until he picked up the last advertising poster.
"Dong, why did you stop?"
"Sign it right here, on your thigh below your balls!"
"Haha, Dong, so cute! This one is my favorite!"
This poster is a world-famous painting, originally titled "The Creation of Adam".
"The Creation of Adam" is the most touching scene in the entire ceiling painting. This scene does not directly depict God shaping Adam, but depicts the moment when the divine spark is about to touch Adam: God flying from the sky stretches out his finger to Adam. , about to pass on the soul to Adam just like turning on the power.
This was originally a sacred work by Michelangelo, but after it was photoshopped with Wang Xiaodong's face, it became so out of place.
Looking at Adam's organ in the lower left corner, which could only be found with a microscope, Wang Xiaodong felt like crying.
Farke!
Armani! Nima, look what you have done? !
Only then did Wang Xiaodong understand why those hateful teammates just made such a joke. It was all caused by this famous painting!
It's enough for you to advertise that you are extra-large, why do you need to contrast it?
If you do this, won't the "glorious image" I accumulated before be completely gone?
The photos in The Sun and Tottenham's official website are all mosaics, but you haven't changed anything in this advertisement!
In this way, what will those fans who see the advertisements first think when they see those "huge" mosaics?
There are no 300 grams of eggs here? Didn’t Wang Er next door have one? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Wang Xiaodong was so angry that he tore the poster into pieces and stretched his hands to his waist.
Upon seeing this, Bell rushed over to hug Wang Xiaodong and begged in his ear: "Wong, you can't take it off. There are media and fans here, so you can't take it off!"
"Fake, Great Sage, let me go, let me go! I want to prove to them that I am not cute, I am strong, strong!!!"
