In the end, Tottenham defeated Charlton 6-1 at home. Both sides scored a goal in the second half, which could be regarded as an explanation for the visiting team.
After the game, many Charlton players came to the home team's bench, hoping to exchange jerseys with Wang Xiaodong.
Faced with so many requests from the opponent, Wang Xiaodong said helplessly: "I only have one jersey."
"It doesn't matter, Dong. Pants are fine too."
"Yes, sneakers will do too."
"Yeah, yes, underwear is fine too!"
Wang Xiaodong, who had just taken off his sneakers, felt a chill in his anus and took a few steps back: "What's going on? What do you mean?"
The Charlton players looked at each other and confessed with a wry smile: "Dong, we are collecting Chinese players' final jerseys. As you saw last time, our team also plans to introduce a Chinese player."
"Uh... Okay." Wang Xiaodong finally understood what the other party was thinking.
At that time, as long as they become more and more famous, the player equipment they collect will also increase in value. When the time comes to create a "Chinese Players" series, these guys can make a lot of money by changing hands.
"Dong, I think one day you will win the award for England's best player!"
"Yes, Dong, I even think you will win the Golden Globe!"
"Yes, and the World Footballer of the Year is none other than you!"
Amidst the "praise", Wang Xiaodong took off all his off-field equipment and gave it to the Charlton players in a "helping others" mood.
Charlton's performance is getting worse this season, and they may have to play in the English Championship next season. By then, these players may not be able to meet Wang Xiaodong on the court, so they take advantage of this opportunity to get Wang Xiaodong as soon as possible. "souvenirs" on your body.
However, this scene was photographed by thoughtful reporters, and in their publicity, it turned into another "explanation."
"Dong didn't hesitate to give away his own clothes in order to pay for prostitution."
There was a huge photo in the center of the newspaper. In the photo, Wang Xiaodong was bending over, sticking his butt out, and trying to take off his shorts.
Such irresponsible reporting is certainly not a mainstream newspaper in London, but these fans like this unreliable gossip newspaper the most.
Especially idle gangsters on the street. When they buy a sandwich from a vendor to fill their stomachs, they find that the material wrapping the sandwich is this kind of tabloid.
Combined with the gossip that Wang Xiaodong would rather run around with Sophie than go to bed with her, fans are even more certain that even if Wang Xiaodong is not bisexual, he is still having affairs with other male players.
For this reason, Wang Xiaodong's mailbox is full every day, all filled with love letters from male compatriots.
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On December 14, Tottenham faced Partizan Belgrade at home. With Wang Xiaodong's assist and Berbatov's two goals, Tottenham won the group and advanced to the top 16 of the Europa League.
Two days later, Tottenham visited the Etihad Stadium to challenge Blue Moon.
Zhan Jun and Huang Jianxiang sat in the broadcast room expectantly again, but found that Martin Joel did not bring Wang Xiaodong to Manchester at all.
"Tottenham have won consecutive games recently, especially after just finishing the Europa League. The main players also need to rest."
"Yes, so the Chinese Derby that Chinese fans were looking forward to tonight did not take place, but we can see that Sun Jihai appeared in Manchester City's starting lineup tonight. Under the influence of Wang Xiaodong, Premier League coaches began to be willing to Give other Chinese players more opportunities."
"Director Huang is right. According to statistics, Dong Fangzhuo has played 8 times for Manchester United in various competitions this season, including one League Cup game where he met the fans as the starting lineup. I believe that in the near future, we will Xiao Dong will take the lead and become an indispensable forward for Manchester United."
In the commentary of James and Huang, Manchester City finally lost 1 to 2 at home to Tottenham. Tottenham teenager Hoddlestone once again became the focus with a goal.
You must know that the team originally trained Hoddlestone as Carrick's successor. If Wang Xiaodong hadn't arrived, Tottenham's main midfielder would have been this 1.90 meter Nottingham boy.
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On December 20, "LOCAL HERO" (Unsung Hero), the Magpies' anthem, floated over the St. James Park pitch.
Speaking of which, Newcastle, which has already declined, has created several "bests" in the new season.
"The first training camp": All players reported on June 26, when the World Cup was not even over yet;
"The earliest to embark on the new season": The Magpies' season opener is the Intertoto Cup home game against Lylstrom on July 15, which is almost a month before the start of the Premier League;
"The most games played so far this season": 30 games, and Liverpool, which needs to start from the Champions League qualifying rounds, only has 29 games.
Hard work paid off, and the hard work of the Newcastle soldiers was positively rewarded. A few days ago, according to UEFA's confirmation, they have officially become the final winners of the Intertoto Cup in the 2006-07 season.
The specific explanation is that although three teams win the International Toto Cup every year and advance to the Europa League, as the only team currently entering the Europa League through the Toto Cup and still remaining in the Europa League knockout rounds, Newcastle are automatically qualified to win the cup.
You know, this is the first championship trophy St. James Park has won at home and abroad since winning the "Expos Cup" 37 years ago. Their "trophy drought" in the domestic arena has lasted for 51 years.
Because of this, this insignificant trophy deserves a good celebration from Newcastle.
Not only did the whole city hold a PARTY for this trophy, Newcastle officials also distributed a large bonus to the players.
This amount of money is not worth mentioning to the Magpies who have achieved great commercial success with Irving, but for some players who are tightening their belts to live a life, it is definitely a timely help.
The Magpies won a small victory against Watford 2-1 at home last Saturday. They have a record of 4 wins and 1 loss in the past 5 league games. The ranking has jumped from 17th on the verge of the relegation zone to 12th currently, behind the league rankings. Reading, who is seventh, has only 4 points.
Among them, the most gratifying thing is undoubtedly the Nigerian striker Martins's recent smooth footwork. Martins, who just joined from Inter Milan for 10 million pounds this summer, has made gains in the past three games. Last Saturday, he scored all two goals of the team, and his value began to be displayed in front of the fans.
On the other hand, with the return of injured players one by one, Newcastle is also developing towards a healthier situation.
It can be said that Newcastle is now in a period of great success.
Seeing that Irving is getting healthier and healthier, Magpies fans even began to dream that in the second half of the league, St. Michael's will lead the team back to the top six!
Tottenham, who came to visit, naturally had no idea where Newcastle's joy came from. Especially when he saw the charming "ball boy" in the player tunnel, Wang Xiaodong felt a chill.
"Does any of you know where Newcastle found such a group of top players?" Wang Xiaodong turned around and asked with disgust.
"Who knows?" Bell tilted his head, not daring to look around him.
"Are they deliberately disgusting us?"
"Ugh...I can't stand it anymore!" Lennon bent over and retched.
Seeing the expressions of several people, the "ball boys" at Tottenham were even more excited.
These bearded "caddies" and "tong" are not even related to each other. They are all a group of greasy men in their thirties.
Not only that, these guys also painted their nails and lipstick, and some even opened their shorts to let everyone see the pink underwear inside.
Coupled with the constant glances and teasing words from this group of people, Tottenham immediately understood what was going on.
Newcastle found a bunch of "GAY" ball boys for them! ! !
In the Premier League, at least 10 teams charge a certain fee to fans who want to be ball boys on match days and then arrange for them to enter the stadium with their players.
Each club has different charging standards, and some clubs even use this as the bulk of their fees.
For example, West Ham United once set the ball boy fee at 700 pounds, and Leicester City also set a high price of 600 pounds for off-field ball boys. Tottenham also have this charging habit, but the price at White Hart Lane is not too high, only 405 pounds.
This price is a huge sum of money for some poor families, but some middle-class families will think that letting their children become caddies will become a very meaningful activity in their lives.
In addition, some clubs will donate part of their caddy fees, which has received positive reviews from the society.
Therefore, the "profession" of "caddie" can also be bought with money, and Tottenham fans are not surprised by some children who spend money to come in.
But what the hell are you doing in Newcastle today?
A bunch of ducks in a cowherd shop? ? ?
At first glance, these greasy guys are not the type to sell. From the appearance, they look more like those disgusting nerds hiding at home and constantly browsing the web.
But for some unknown reason, the Magpies officials gathered this group of weirdos together and became Tottenham's ball boys.
Especially the one next to Lennon.
This fat man with a beard weighed over 200 pounds and was about 1.8 meters tall. He was wearing a ball girl's short skirt and kept leaning on Lennon.
The poor electric mouse was pushed to the wall, with no way to retreat, but he still couldn't stop the opponent's hand from rubbing on his chest.
Lennon, who once had his naked photos posted to a porn website by his girlfriend, was now like a skinned little sheep, unable to hide under the naked gaze of these gay guys.
"No, I, ugh...I want to protest! Wow...I want to protest!!!" Unable to tolerate it, Lennon pushed the greasy man next to him and shouted loudly to the staff on the side. .
And this group of staff has long been accustomed to it. Newcastle can even sell the "caddie" position to a group of horses for money, not to mention the sexual orientation of these people is different from ordinary people.
In the West, no one can openly despise gays and lesbians. This is called "Zheng Zhiyi".
So no matter how disgusted the Tottenham players are, they can only endure it.
Because if they do something extreme that "hurts" the self-esteem of these "vulnerable groups", they will be infinitely amplified by the media who are watching them, and then they will be ridiculed by those keyboard warriors from the moral high ground.
The "triangular relationship" between Wang Xiaodong, Bale and Lennon has always been one of the topics that fans talk about, so this time Newcastle officials "went along" and directly arranged for a group of gay guys to be Tottenham's ball boys.
In this way, you can make money, publicly declare your support for the same XL, and disgust the Tottenham players. It can be said that you kill three birds with one stone.
Following Wang Xiaodong was a strong man who was over 1.9 meters tall, but this square guy with a square face seemed to be very timid. He kept staring at Wang Xiaodong with a "loving" look, even if Wang Xiaodong stared at him. When he went back, he didn't flinch.
"Look again, if you look again I will pluck out your eyeballs!" Wang Xiaodong raised his fist and threatened, "Still looking? Do you believe I will beat you up?"
But this time, Wang Xiaodong's repeated threats were completely ineffective.
The 1.9 meter strong man clamped his legs and said softly: "Dong, if you like, hit me with your fist, harder, harder!"
"vomit!!!"
This time, even Wang Xiaodong, who was determined, couldn't help but retched.
The Newcastle players on the other side burst into laughter when they saw the miserable situation on Tottenham's side.
They naturally knew about the club's grand "arrangement" and were all waiting to see Tottenham's jokes.
After a while, the referee waved his hand and led the two teams onto the court.
In front of everyone at Tottenham, the Newcastle player took the hand of the ball boy next to him. When the gay guys from Tottenham saw this, they all grabbed the hands of the Tottenham players around them.
"Let me go, let me go, ugh~~ let me go!!!" Lennon wailed miserably.
He is short in stature and is no match for this greasy fat man in terms of strength. Because of this, he was also the first Tottenham player to "fall".
"Haha, I caught him, I caught him!" The fat man excitedly raised Lennon's right hand and shouted loudly in the tunnel.
Upon seeing this, the other players immediately put their hands to the other side of their bodies, then quickly followed the teammates in front and walked out of the tunnel.
When players from both sides walked into the court with such a group of ball boys, the St. James Park stadium instantly became quiet.
The next second, a burst of laughter broke out from the stands.
"Hahahahahahaha~~~"
"what is this?"
“Look at Tottenham’s ball boy!”
"Are you sure they are not family members of Tottenham players?"
"Hahahaha~~Look, the fat man who is a head taller than Allen is holding Allen's hand tightly."
"Hush~~Shh~~Alan, are you going to announce your relationship today?"
Not only the home team fans, but also the visiting team fans burst into laughter.
They didn't realize the helplessness of the team members at this moment. They all regarded it as a farce and laughed happily.
"Dong, what are you doing? That big man has hinted at you many times, why don't you hold him?"
"Bell, are you shy? Don't explain, I saw you peeking at him!"
"Alan, is he soft? Is his beard sexy? I didn't expect you to enjoy it so much!"
In this way, with "humiliation" and the fans' incomprehension, the Tottenham players stood up in the stadium as quickly as possible with a shameful face, and then looked straight ahead.
When the camera lens passed by, many Tottenham players were blocked by this group of tall "ball boys", which made the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but laugh.
"Ha, I really didn't expect that Tottenham's ball boy today was so... so weird." Zhan Jun thought for a long time before he came up with this word.
"This may be a tactic of Newcastle." Huang Jianxiang analyzed calmly, "They may want to use this method to interfere with the performance of Tottenham players. You see, the disgusted expression on Wang Xiaodong's face says it all. "
"That's really unfortunate." Zhan Jun shook his head and sighed, "Wang Xiaodong is not a person who will be easily subdued."
"Yes, Wang Xiaodong is indeed like this." Huang Jianxiang nodded. He looked at the fierce look in Wang Xiaodong's eyes and said thoughtfully, "Maybe Newcastle will lift a rock and hit themselves in the foot this time."
