Wayne Rooney has been a little irritable lately.
There are only two things that can make England's popular youngster irritable.
Football and women.
Coleen's dress sense has become increasingly erratic since her red carpet failure.
But no matter how much rumors spread outside, she still went her own way.
This time, Colleen's dressing sense comes mainly from Hollywood woman Jennifer Lopez.
As we all know, Lopez feels that she has the sexiest butt in the world, so she especially likes to wear fashionable pants that highlight the curves of her buttocks, and the colors are mainly white and pink.
Now Colleen has followed suit and has become a loyal follower of this kind of fashion pants.
According to Colleen himself, these pants make his buttocks look one size larger. Europeans and Americans like these kind of plump hips and thin waists, so when walking on the street, Colleen's turnaround rate has also increased a lot.
"Honey, which pair of pants do you think I should wear better?"
In the bedroom, Colleen's questioning voice came.
Lu Xiaopang had a gloomy face and shouted in a low voice: "It's best not to wear any of them!"
"What did you say? Honey? I didn't hear clearly!"
"I said whatever!" Lu Xiaopang gritted his teeth.
There are more than a dozen pairs of pants of the same style displayed in the closet of Colleen's bedroom.
Each pair of trousers costs between a few hundred and a thousand pounds and comes in a variety of colours.
But Colleen's favorite pair was the pink one. She felt that every time she wore these pants on a date with Rooney, it would have some magical effect.
Especially when other men stared at Colleen's buttocks, Rooney's eyes were full of jealousy.
"How about if I wear this pink one?"
"Fake, if you dare to wear that pink pair, I will burn it immediately!"
"I'm not afraid!" After hearing Fatty Lu's answer, Colleen replied without hesitation.
She is not afraid of the threat of Lu Xiaopang. This ferocious-looking big boy is only as powerful as he is on the court.
In normal life, she is not afraid of Rooney at all.
Moreover, Rooney's jealous thoughts were all about her performance in Colleen's eyes.
"Sooner or later, I will throw them all away one day, and there won't be any left!" Lu Xiaopang said angrily.
"Why? Don't you have any love for beauty?"
"Not only do these pants look great, but they are so comfortable to wear that I can't bear to throw them away."
"I know you said that, but you are actually afraid that these pants will make my butt more beautiful and attract the attention of other men, right?"
"Don't worry, Honey, just a few glances won't help outsiders!"
Colleen's reasons made Rooney very angry, but he had no way to vent his anger, so he had to swallow his anger back into his stomach.
Today, Colleen's self-confidence has been greatly enhanced and she is very satisfied with her figure.
Although his face is not very beautiful, he is neither skinny nor voluptuous, and is full of femininity. Coupled with the external grooming and grooming, there is no fear that a romantic young man like Rooney will fall under her pomegranate skirt.
Judging from the current status of the two of them, Colleen has long forgotten the scandal involving Rooney soliciting prostitutes and having sex with a 40-year-old woman in a nightclub.
Now she is not only the fiancee of England's leading star, but also a celebrity in the entertainment industry.
So in front of Rooney, he naturally seemed confident!
After a lot of tidying up, Colleen finally dressed up and walked out of the house holding Rooney's arm.
This time, their destination was a little far away.
When the camera caught Rooney again, he was at Ibrox, home of Rangers.
Today is the day of the Scottish Premiership Derby, Glasgow Rangers VS Celtic.
Rooney wanted to experience a Scottish Premiership derby up close and personal, while also cheering for former Manchester United captain Keane, who played for Celtic.
Since Rooney asked for tickets from his former Everton teammate Stubbs (former Celtic player), his position happened to be among the fans of the visiting team.
When Lu Xiaopang and his girlfriend got up and left the field five minutes before the end, they accidentally alerted the surrounding fans.
When these fans recognized this person as Lu Xiaopang, heroic cheers immediately erupted around the stands.
"Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, Rooney!!!"
That an English player can be so welcomed in Scotland is enough to prove the magic of Lu Xiaopang.
Since his identity was "exposed", an interview was naturally inevitable.
When facing the camera, Rooney put aside the "coward" at home and showed an extremely confident side.
"...a player is nothing if he has not won a championship medal!"
This is Rooney's definition of success and his own motivation.
You know, if you look at it from this perspective, he, who was personally positioned as the captain of the Three Lions by Eriksen not long ago, is nothing special.
In fact, Rooney's private honor room is not empty.
In that small space, there were countless medals and medals.
But Rooney was not satisfied because those were obtained during the time when he played for the Copplehouse junior team.
Since joining Everton's first team in the 2002-03 season to participate in professional competitions, Rooney has not won any championship trophy so far.
"My cabinet of honors is almost full, but I have no intention of clearing out those 'antiques.'"
"Winning championships in every competition is an important reason why players choose to play football, whether you are 12 years old or 42 years old."
"Especially when I see Giggs, Scholes, Neville, those older Manchester United team-mates and all the titles they have won, I feel very envious."
"I decided it was time for me to add to my collection a little bit."
Rooney's words were directed at this weekend's League Cup final.
Although Manchester United had just been eliminated by Liverpool in the FA Cup, Lu Xiaopang showed confidence in the League Cup championship that was just around the corner.
"I don't know how many tickets each player will get, but I have booked 24 and even double if possible. Every one of my family and friends wants to go to Cardiff to cheer me on. , they all want to see me win the first championship trophy in my career."
However, if Rooney wants to successfully realize his wish on the weekend, then he must adjust his condition to the best in the remaining days of preparations.
You know, since scoring a goal in a visit to Birmingham on December 28 last year, Lu Xiaopang has played full attendance on behalf of Manchester United in the past 12 games, but has failed to score.
What worries fans even more is that Lu Xiaopang's performance has been extremely poor since February, and he is no longer the magical boy who "can help the team win even without scoring goals."
The intensive schedule had a serious negative impact on his physical fitness. Some news media even said that Lu Xiaopang should temporarily abstain from sex for the sake of football.
Of course, whether Colleen agrees to this or not is a matter of opinion.
In this regard, fans across England are looking forward to Rooney returning to his best form as soon as possible, even if it takes the remaining club games to adjust his form.
You know, this young and immature shoulder also carries the ardent hope of helping the Three Lions win the World Cup crown!
It is conceivable that it is precisely the desire for the championship that makes Lu Xiaopang's mood not always so calm this week.
Manchester United's exit from the FA Cup is one aspect. The other aspect is that Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool all participated in the knockout round of the Champions League's top 16 this week, but Manchester United had to act as a spectator due to their defeat in the group stage in December last year.
This made Rooney very upset.
"...Of course I will watch a few other Premier League teams' Champions League games because there are many of my national team-mates there."
"But don't expect me to really cheer for them. After all, I am still very sad about their premature exit from the Champions League!"
For Lu Xiaopang, Manchester United is still second in the Premier League standings and has basically locked in a Champions League spot for next season. This also provides an opportunity to add collections to his honor room.
In the eyes of many fans, if Lu Xiaopang, who has just celebrated his 20th birthday, can maintain his current momentum of progress, similar opportunities will be within easy reach for him in the future!
By then, he will no longer envy his teammates.
When asked about his opponent in the weekend's League Cup final, Lu Xiaopang's eyes flashed with a hint of haze for a moment.
"Southampton?"
"Oh, I remembered, that was a team that was eliminated from the Championship last year."
"I still remember the last game of last season. We had obviously come up with a substitute lineup, but they still didn't take the opportunity into their own hands."
"I don't know how difficult it will be for Manchester to conquer them in the final against a team that doesn't know how to seize opportunities."
"In my opinion, there are only two outcomes for the League Cup: either Manchester United wins, or Manchester United wins completely!"
"What?"
"Wang Xiaodong? Gareth Bale?"
"who are they?"
"Sorry, I've never heard of these two guys."
"If there's a chance, I can give them a chance to get to know me."
