Due to the large number of games in a single season of the British Championship, each team has schedule conflicts of one kind or another. So after a month, Southampton met Leeds United again in the league.
But it doesn't matter who he plays against. Anyway, there are two home and away games in a season. What Wang Xiaodong cares about most is when he can play.
As the former "Young Guards", Leeds United has suffered a huge financial crisis in the past two years.
After the team was relegated, the board ultimately chose to sell the club for £10 million.
Leeds United this season is completely in dire straits.
New boss, new players and new coach, promotion to the Premier League may be the only chance for this brand new team to prove itself.
Judging from the current points, Leeds United is just in front of Southampton.
If they can defeat Leeds United at home, the Saints may be able to directly rank among the top six; if they are unlucky and lose to their opponents, the density of the standings is likely to cause Southampton to fall outside the 10th place.
"The sun is shining!"
It is rare to see such a sunny day in England.
"Boss, when are you going to send me on?"
"Dong, go warm up quickly, I will send you up when it's your turn to play!" Kevin Keegan looked disgusted.
The next second, the England legend regretted it.
"Hey, did you miss me???"
Wang Xiaodong quickly ran to the bottom of the home team's stands and waved to the fans.
"Hahahaha~ Damn Dong, you are finally back!"
"Dong, is the mascot fun? Is the lollipop delicious?"
"Dong, do you want to grab a red card and show it to everyone today?"
"Okay, if that guy really dares to show his cards to me, I will... uh uh uh..." Before Wang Xiaodong could finish speaking, Jack rushed up and covered his mouth.
"Dong, go warm up!" Jack begged.
"Tch! It's so boring!"
Wang Xiaodong clenched his fists and said proudly in his heart: "Let you guys see the results of my training this month! Let me tell you, I am not going to be the mascot of the second team!"
Three minutes later, there was indeed a cry from the main stand.
"Farke, what is he doing?" Keegan looked surprised.
"Uh... he seems, seems... seems to be riding a bicycle?"
That's right, the ball is at Wang Xiaodong's feet at this time, and his two feet are circling regularly above the ball.
"Oh my God, I've never seen such a bad bike ride!"
Even the Leeds United players on the opposite side couldn't bear to look at him. They swore that if Wang Xiaodong came on the court, they would never be passed by his poor cycling skills.
That is definitely a lifelong insult!
At this time, Powell and Oakley were captured by Wang Xiaodong and acted as temporary "actors".
"Hey, are you ready? I'm going to beat you!"
Wang Xiaodong is obviously enjoying it.
Following a slogan, Wang Xiaodong began to dribble the ball forward.
Powell and Oakley looked at each other and could only face him head on.
If they hadn't given Wang Xiaodong face, these two people might have vomited it out long ago.
"Get out of the way!"
Facing the two "defenders" who rushed forward, Wang Xiaodong roared.
The left and right arms were swung hard, and Powell and Oakley were elbowed on the cheeks for no reason.
"Ouch!"
"Ayo!"
With two screams, Wang Xiaodong "stepped on his bicycle" and drove away.
Keegan on the sidelines covered his face: "I swear, if the score is not behind, I will never let that guy play!"
...
The players and the coach seemed to be on the same page at the same time.
Shortly after the opening, forward Harpas scored his first goal of the season in a header.
After scoring the goal, Harper was so excited that he ran to the sidelines and hugged Kevin Keegan passionately.
"Well done, Harper, just kick like that!"
"keep it up!"
"With this state, we are not far from being the main starter!"
"YES, SIR!" Harpas saluted immediately, his face full of joy.
The second goal came quickly. In the 35th minute, there was an exclamation from St. Mary's Stadium.
Oakley's direct free kick hit the Leeds United goalpost, and the huge impact shocked all fans.
Just as the Leeds United players were in shock, little tiger Walcott suddenly burst out of the crowd.
With a slight push of his right foot, he pushed the ball into the net before the opponent's goalkeeper got up.
2-0, the Saints saw hope of victory.
"Theo, awesome Theo! You are our pride!"
"Well done, TIGER!"
"TIGER!TIGER!TIGER!!!"
Cheers came and went. In Wang Xiaodong's absence, Walcott became Southampton's best rising star.
Everyone believed that the Saint who would eventually lead them back to the Premier League was none other than the black boy in front of them.
"Mr. Keegan, we scored again! Haha!"
"Yeah, I didn't expect it to go so well. If we keep playing like this, we can still score in the second half!"
"Hehe, the most important thing is, I don't have to change Dong to play!"
Jack got excited and spoke out what was in his heart.
The two of them were stunned at the same time, and subconsciously turned to look at the bench.
Wang Xiaodong was turning his head and waving to the beautiful woman in the stands.
"Phew! Fortunately, he didn't hear it." Keegan wiped the sweat from his head, and then said with a serious face, "Jack, you can't make such a mistake again in the future."
"Yes, coach."
"The first half is almost over, let's study the tactics of the second half. If possible, we can pursue the victory and get a few more goal differentials!"
"Okay, Mr. Keegan!"
After nodding, Jack sat down next to Wang Xiaodong, took out a pen and notebook and began to record the calculations seriously.
Wang Xiaodong turned around and asked with a smile: "Coach Jack, what are you writing?"
"Mr. Keegan asked me to record the comparison of the offensive statistics of the two sides in the first half. If we are completely dominant, we may be even more aggressive in the second half."
"Oh~~~So that's it." Wang Xiaodong nodded thoughtfully and said no more words.
You bitch!
Black-minded guy!
Do you think I am deaf?
Do you still want me to play?
Give you face!
Wang Xiaodong smiled and looked at Jack, who was carefully making the list, and mentally greeted all the eighteen generations of his ancestors.
After looking at it for a while, the boring numbers made Wang Xiaodong yawn.
At this time, Wang Xiaodong rolled his eyes, bent down, and tied the shoelaces of Jack's feet together while tying his own shoelaces.
Jack was concentrating on recording and calculating, and did not notice Wang Xiaodong's little movements at all.
As time passed, Wang Xiaodong even tied the shoelaces of the other three substitute teammates together.
And this scene happened to be captured by the camera on the sidelines.
Seeing Wang Xiaodong's successful look on his face, all the fans in front of the TV burst into laughter.
"Haha, Dong is so naughty!"
"It doesn't stop anywhere!"
"He was riding a poor bicycle, but he tied other people's bicycle chains together."
The little witch who had been waiting in front of the TV early in the morning also covered her mouth and giggled.
"Haha, I didn't expect this guy Dong to be so childish! He can do such insidious things!"
"No Weiwei, Dong is not like this usually..." the little witch couldn't help but defend, "Have you never seen Dong dressed up in a suit? Wow, he is so cool!"
"In your eyes, Dong's usual appearance is to wear a suit? How many times have you seen him?"
"This...this..." the little witch clapped her fingers.
Although she had met Wang Xiaodong several times, whenever she recalled Wang Xiaodong's appearance, the scene when they filmed an advertisement together automatically came to mind.
All the sloppiness in Wang Xiaodong's life was automatically filtered out by the little witch.
On the court, there was not much time left in the first half, and both sides seemed to be planning to take a short break before deciding the outcome in the second half.
But at this moment, little tiger Walcott passed the ball on the right, creating a one-on-one situation in the frontcourt.
When people thought he was going to continue moving forward, Little Tiger, who noticed that the opponent's goalkeeper was too far away from the goal, directly tipped his toes and chose a long-distance lob.
Watching the ball flying over his head, the Leeds United goalkeeper jumped up helplessly, grabbed a handful of air and fell to the ground.
Without any contact from the Football Association, the ball hit the net without any suspense.
Wow! ! !
Seeing this goal, St. Mary's Stadium was boiling again.
Jack and several other players on the bench also immediately put down what they were doing and wanted to stand up and rush to the sidelines to celebrate with their teammates.
Plop!
Plop!
Plop!
Plop!
There were four muffled sounds in a row, and the four people kicked their left foot and right foot at the same time, and they all fell down.
what happened? ? ?
Jack's eyes widened and he saw the shoelaces that tied his feet together.
Who did it?
The four of them looked at each other, raised their heads, and saw the cheering Wang Xiaodong who had already rushed to the sidelines.
Farke, it must be him, it must be him!
Just when the four of them were about to get angry, Wang Xiaodong seemed to notice something.
In front of everyone, he tripped over his left foot and threw his right foot flat on the ground.
"Ouch, ouch! Who tied my shoelaces together?"
“Ouch, ouch!!!”
Wang Xiaodong wailed and got up on his own. In front of the four people, he tied two shoelaces that were not connected together and tied them tightly.
