“It’s really unusual and unique. I’ve never eaten such a large intestine!”
The longevity monk gritted his teeth and said that he cried because of the smell. These stupid guys actually thought that he was moved to tears by Li Xiaobai's cooking skills.
And the instigator was still looking at him with a smile, on purpose, definitely on purpose!
"Li Xiaobai, you didn't clean your large intestine. This is blasphemous!"
"You lost the qualification to win the leadership, and you made a mistake. Although I don't know what method you used to avoid risks, you must have made a mistake. You didn't clean it at all. There was something wrong with your process!"
"After all these years, you are still the first person who can make me take the initiative to eat shit. I recognize you, and you can die!"
"Law of Order, judge him!"
Monk Changsheng roared with anger that made his lungs explode.
He has the law, and even if the order does not drag Li Xiaobai into the background, he can call out the law and try again.
However, despite the roar, nothing happened. The expected ripples in space never appeared, and order was not inspired by him.
"what happened?"
"As long as the poor monk is calling you, the poor monk has doubts about Li Xiaobai's cooking process and will try him again!"
A bad premonition appeared in Monk Changsheng's heart.
The village chief beside him, Shangguan Dong, seemed to have an insight into something. He took two steps back without leaving a trace and quietly distanced himself from the Changsheng monk.
"what have you done?"
"Is it possible that you can counteract the power of the Law of Order?"
Monk Changsheng lost his voice a little and ignored the surprised looks of the villagers. He looked at Li Xiaobai with a mixture of anger and panic.
"Master's words are serious. Haven't you noticed yet? You have lost the protection of the law. Did you spit out the large intestine from your mouth just now?"
"You broke the rules of appreciating food. I thought you would be taken away by the power of the law. Now it seems that I have only deprived you of the qualification to use the power of the law."
Li Xiaobai put his hands behind his back and walked slowly in the courtyard. At this moment, the home and away games were switched, and he felt confident.
"So what? The poor monk has chewed it carefully. This is just a piece of fucking shit. Do you really want me to swallow the shit?"
"What's more, you made a mistake in the first place. You didn't clean your large intestine at all. Even if the monk vomits it out, it won't be considered a mistake!"
"If you want to deceive me, you are a hundred years too early!"
The monk Changsheng's words were filled with murderous intent. On the surface, he was as stable as Mount Tai, but on the inside, he was as panicked as an old dog, because the truth was as Li Xiaobai said, he had lost contact with the laws of order.
No matter how he communicated the power of law in his heart, there was no response.
"Master, there are times when you lose your judgment. The more you talk, the more mistakes you make. Your taste of large intestine fully reveals that you did not appreciate its taste carefully."
"Didn't you realize that even though you just cut off a bit of the leftover material, the flavor is surprisingly rich?"
The corners of Li Xiaobai's mouth curled up and he asked with interest.
"You haven't washed it, of course the inside..."
The Changsheng monk was in a state of rage and was about to blurt out, but he stopped abruptly. He was cutting off scraps, and the feces and urine were concentrated in the core. There should be no presence at the edges. At most, there would be some odor.
Looking back at the taste just now, it is true that it only has the smooth texture of large intestine meat, without the gritty texture of eating shit.
"Could it be that...when you were blanching..."
The longevity monk's eyes widened with disbelief on his face.
"Yes, I have cleaned the large intestine very well. I just used the juice from cleaning the large intestine for blanching."
"It's not just water used for blanching. It's also used for cleaning the large intestine. I use it to reduce the juice. In this way, the original taste of the large intestine will be evenly spread throughout every corner."
Li Xiaobai said lightly.
As soon as these words came out, the nausea that the Changsheng monk had finally suppressed came to his heart again.
At this moment, he finally understood why there was no trial under the Law of Order and the process was all correct. Li Xiaobai had deliberately made it this way!
But he couldn't stand the stench, so he secretly vomited out his large intestine while wiping his mouth.
"Contemporary conspiracy, if you don't eat my intestines, you can't judge me."
"Eat my intestines and you'll fall into the trap."
"Everything is going well. You have lost the favor of the Law of Order. This village is no longer your support!"
Li Xiaobai scolded sternly.
The corners of Monk Changsheng's mouth twitched and his fists in his sleeves clenched tightly. He did not expect such a result. The originally planned execution for Li Xiaobai turned into his execution in the blink of an eye.
As an envoy who tastes delicious food and selects sacrificial rice for the gods, he became furious in the expectant eyes of the villagers and even spit out the food in his mouth. This was a big violation of the rules and he was caught without order and was taken to the back mountain. Fortunately.
"Keep calm. I have made two mistakes. The Law of Order has left me, but it doesn't matter. I am still in the village now. The Law of Order still covers the village, but it has become an ownerless thing."
"The rules I established are attached to the concept of the immortal envoy. As long as this concept is not broken, the rules of the village will still exist!"
"From now on, I will no longer pay attention to Li Xiaobai, select the best sacrificial rice, use a blinding method to deceive the villagers, pretend to be a god eating scene, and then end everything, I will still be safe."
The Changsheng monk muttered something and quickly organized his thoughts. The logic was correct. There was no problem. He was still safe.
Taking a deep breath, a bright smile appeared on his face, and he continued to taste the dishes one by one, as if nothing happened just now.
Step by step, Wang Dachui selected the double-sided green dragon, raised the tray high, and a holy light fell from the sky, sweeping away the ingredients on the tray.
The whole process was smooth and silky. Monk Changsheng did not give Li Xiaobai any chance to cause trouble. After a set of combos, the villagers packed up the pots and pans and left with questions and surprises.
Li Xiaobai secretly thought that it was a pity. If the immortal monk attacked him in a rage, or ordered someone to attack him, he would definitely be caught by the law of order and thrown into the back mountain. However, it would be a pretty good result if he could lose the blessing of order. .
"Master Xiaobai, what happened between you and Master Changsheng just now? He doesn't seem to like your dishes very much?"
Fang Hua appeared out of nowhere and looked at Li Xiaobai with big eyes.
"Haha, maybe it's not to Master's taste. It's my problem to make Master unhappy."
"It's a pity that we missed the first place."
Li Xiaobai said a few words casually, wanting to quickly go to the back mountain to see if Ma Niubi and Wang Wang could get out of trouble.
But what Fang Hua said next made him suddenly stunned.
"It's okay, Master. You're not from the village anyway, so you won't be able to use it if you get first place."
"What's not needed?"
"It's an opportunity to overcome it. Villagers who are favored by the gods every month can have an opportunity to offset their mistakes, just like the envoy of the gods."
Fang Hua said innocently.
"A chance to pass?"
"If you make any mistake, you won't be arrested and sent to the back mountain?"
"Yes, that's why everyone is so serious."
This is bombshell news.
He remembered that the dish that won the first place just now was the Double-sided Green Dragon, made by Wang Dachui!
[Happy school starts, remember to finish your homework! 】
