“As we all know, crotch pulling is a normal thing!”
Hoshikawa Aoi slapped the table and said with an awe-inspiring expression.
"Not to mention that it looks very familiar. You can tell at a glance whose opening it is imitating. Whose famous quote is this?"
In the same activity room as usual, the members of the club sat around the table, and it was her boyfriend who raised the question at this moment.
When asked, Aoi Hoshikawa was speechless for a moment and grabbed the laptop of Mai Shiratori next to her and started tapping on it.
"Found it, it comes from the seventeenth paragraph of the postscript to the second volume of "Utopia ○"."
"You basically Googled your own nonsense on the spot, right?!"
"Well, I have a question, why are we suddenly gathered here?"
Arisa raised her hand cautiously and timidly to ask.
Mai Shiratori, who had stopped working because her computer was taken away, pushed up her glasses: "To put it simply, the author had something to do during the day, and he was crotchless at night. At the same time, he did not dare to face the readers directly, so please convey the crotch to us. , and at the same time, using this method of chatting for a long time gives readers the illusion of reading a chapter of daily life.”
"waste."
Horirin summed it up concisely and concisely.
"It's almost like the animation production team made a mistake and pushed the voice actor to apologize, and the operation was scolded and used a virtual anchor shield. We can already be called a virtual character shield."
Li Wu sighed, "Society is really darker than expected."
"That's right!"
Aoi Hoshikawa excitedly lined up the tables and pointed to the title of this chapter on the whiteboard, "Why is it called [Kit-Pulling Club]? Are we the ones who pull the hips? The ones who pull the hips are obviously the authors who can't write the text, right?" !”
The righteous magical girl wiped out the title and changed it to [crotched overlooking panda].
"That said, I still have to try my best to get through this chapter. Please provide some topics."
Shiratori Mai suggested.
"Do you mean chatting like usual?"
Aoi Hoshikawa sat down with her legs crossed, "What topics do you usually talk about?"
The scene fell into silence.
"Light, has anything interesting happened recently?"
Li Wu spoke stiffly.
"Well, fighting against the effeminate JRPG villain BOSS in the grand theater——"
"STOP! It is forbidden to include the content of this article!"
Hoshikawa Aoi made a big cross sign.
"Arisa, have you heard? The combination of Mizushima and Uehara in your class is said to be very popular among girls."
"Hey, but the girls in our class still seem to be more inclined to the combination of Teraya Mizushima and Uehara Takeshi. Simply put, it is the combination of a cold-faced Sanmu loyal dog × a hot-blooded man; a herbivorous type × a ghost animal attack..."
"Shut up! You two don't have that attribute in this article! It's better to say that there are no fujoshi characters in this book! Who else is a ghost?!"
Shiratori Mai turned her head awkwardly: "I just wanted to imitate the topics that ordinary female high school students might talk about..."
"It's so scary! Ordinary high school girls are so scary!"
Even high school girl Hoshikawa Aoi complained, "In that case, Li Jun, please provide a safe theme."
"Since the problem is caused by the author Kavin, why not ask our creators here."
Li Wu looked at Shiratiao: "What will Shiratiao do if the plot cannot be written? Travel to Kyoto to collect materials like last time?"
"That's a special situation. If it's normal..."
The lines on her face suddenly became resolute and rough, "Then keep beating the manuscript paper, and then order it to appear on its own."
"Are you the strongest creature on earth?!"
"Everyone is Airisa except me."
"An adaptation that subtly fits the original intent!"
Arisa, affected by her innocence, pointed to herself in confusion.
"Anyway, other than this technique that ordinary people can't use, is there any formal way?"
Aoi Hoshikawa tried to bring the conversation back on track.
Shiratori Mai is thinking.
"Then openly announce that we are going to write a chapter. For example, let the two protagonists travel to the world of the comedy comic Hiyori. The final requirement is to complete the script in thirty-three chapters."
"You are not allowed to talk nonsense about my respected teacher Jue! The special episode is obviously very interesting! And if the author wants to use this method, our world needs to develop a virtual game like Thriller Park!"
"Haha... Li Wujun, when did you have the illusion that there is no such game in our world?"
The novelist suddenly showed a strange smile.
Hoshikawa Aoi swallowed: "What does that mean? Shiratori-kun?"
"Our world has monsters, gods, dragons, and giant corporations that master prosthetic transformation technology. Why do you think there are no fully stealth games?"
Shiratori Mai looked into the distance in retrospect, "The ghost of that guy from Kayaba is still lingering above the world."
"It's obviously not a worldview, right?!"
Guang nodded: "Thanks to Xiao Wu taking care of me when I was unconscious in the outside world, I was able to defeat him using the two-sword style."
"What an astonishing fact!"
"But having said that, if this doesn't work, then you have to use the last resort."
A cold light flashed through Shiratori Mai's lenses: "In a meaningless chapter that seems to be a crotch-stretching chapter, there are shocking big hits."
"I think the past that you just made, which is enough to change the classification of this book from original fantasy to a derivative fanfic of Sword ○ Domain, is already explosive enough."
"Is that enough? What if I tell Li Wujun that I am the author of this book?"
Everyone was silent for a second.
"Eh?!!"
Overlapping questions sounded at the same time.
“The proof is in the testimonials.”
Shiratori, who claimed to be the author, calmly logged into the website and showed it to everyone, "The author said that he really liked "Records of the Student Meeting of Biyo Academy", right? Don't forget, the person who actually wrote that book ——”
"It's KEY! It's Mr. KEY who is the protagonist!"
Li Wu has already reacted.
"That's right, Mr. Aoi Kannan is just publishing it on his behalf. He has already proved this in the postscript."
Shiratori Mai made a gesture of releasing the words, "The truth is, I am the author of "Your Real Name Has Been Revealed by Me", and I just left it to the Overlooking Cat Bear to distribute it in Donghua!"
"In other words, the person pulling the crotch is actually White Bird?"
"Wait a minute, in that case, could it mean that in the future mentioned in the introduction, I disappeared midway, Airisa had her stomach cut open, and Horirin-san and Li Jun finally lost their memories of each other..."
Hoshikawa Aoi trembled in front of the dark truth, "And the thing about Shiratori-kun being the final boss... are they all true?"
Except for White Bird, everyone gathered together tremblingly.
The truth about the world is suddenly revealed;
People united together;
The twenty-second night when the Baltans came to Earth;
The mystery novelist who massacred Hinamizawa;
"Goodbye, all Li Wujun."
"Shiratori——!"
Looking forward to it,? ? ? Next chapter in the series! (Will there really be more?)
Having said that, I have obviously written more than 2,000 words, why not write the main text?
