After having children, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua always fought secretly. You don't even dare to make a sound, for fear that the sleeping little kid will raise his head and ask you what you are doing.
The two of them were like two beef cattle colliding, and the dull sound didn't feel very good anyway. But life is getting back to normal.
After sleeping, getting up before dawn and running, this is how a man's life should be. Anyway, I don’t know if I can stay up late at night, drink a lot, and smoke all year round. I don’t know if I can get up before dawn for a run. But as I get older, I will definitely not be able to win a fight with my wife.
Although eating and drinking in the past two years has been obviously much better than when he was in college, Zhang Fan shows no sign of gaining weight at all.
It’s still about dressing to look slimmer, but the second half of the sentence is about taking off clothes to look slimmer, which means that the beauty on the face is gone. After the administrative rounds, Zhang Fan was mainly in the operating room today.
As soon as they entered the operating room, they found that the public operating room was occupied by Xue Fei and a group of obstetrics and gynecology women's troops.
Zhang Fan asked Bayin who was following him, "Don't they have an operating room in the emergency center?"
Generally speaking, every operating room in a hospital is public. But with the upgrading of equipment, some operating rooms have gradually become exclusive to certain departments.
For example, those with lead walls and C-arms in operating rooms are generally reserved for orthopedic carpenters. Those who have laparoscopy are usually general surgeries.
As for the emergency center, they also have six operating rooms. Under normal circumstances, they will not come to the main operating room of the hospital, and any surgeries will be completed in their own operating rooms. If they cannot perform surgery, they will transfer the patient to a specialist for treatment.
"While you were away, the surgery and emergency center seemed to have discussed it over dinner and set up a few day operating rooms. They are still in the trial operation stage."
Day operating room is actually a way of shortening the hospital stay of patients. For example, if a patient has a breast lump, this disease does not require antibiotics and other treatments. In fact, surgery can be performed after thorough examination.
The surgery department discussed with the emergency center, and they asked the patient to be hospitalized directly at the emergency center. However, the patient was only admitted to the hospital, not actually hospitalized. It was just to complete the examination, and there was no need to charge hospital bed fees. Then the patient was operated directly and waited for the operation. , returned to the emergency center for observation for a few hours.
If no obvious abnormalities are found, the patient can be discharged. The efficiency will obviously be improved in this way.
In the past, each department had its own calculations based on its own income, but now that Zhang Fan has cut off drug rebates and equipment rebates, everyone has begun to make improvements spontaneously.
This is a good thing. Zhang Fan nodded. He was originally going to general surgery, but turned around and entered the day surgery room.
You have to admire some men. In this era when young men or wealthy men are everywhere, they have the ability to get into a group of women with just a few words.
For example, Xue Fei is this kind of person.
Before he was the director, he could make a few old women become his playing partners in the mahjong room. This guy's talking skills were really impressive.
The electric door opened gently, and the person doing the surgery didn't pay attention. As soon as Zhang Fan took half a step forward, he thought about quitting.
Because these guys are flirting with pornographic accents. Day surgeries are not major surgeries. It is inappropriate if you say you don't let people talk, but when you talk, they start talking.
To be honest, surgeons, regardless of gender, encounter a lot of things and accumulate a lot of jokes.
I don’t know how Xue Fei mobilized, but Lu Shuyan would speak now: "Yesterday, I encountered a strange thing. A man and a woman came to the clinic. The man rode an electric bike and rubbed the woman. I was still thinking of saying This is a visit to an orthopedics department, why are you going to an obstetrics and gynecology department? I didn’t see a woman with a big belly.
Guess what, the woman was holding the report form of the color ultrasound room in her hand. It must be said that the man hit her with a bicycle and caused cervical erosion. And make the man pay for it! "
Zhang Fan's face turned green. You said she should drive. If a layman still doesn't understand this, you said she shouldn't drive. This is enough to get online.
A few young nurses who were learning to patrol with the old nurses covered their mouths and laughed secretly, and even glanced at
Zhang Fan didn't care and continued to laugh.
At this time, Xue Fei's voice rang out, "Hey, let me tell you something. A golden key can't be opened when inserted into an iron lock.
Then an iron key came, and he opened it immediately. The iron key said proudly: No matter how noble you are, you can't open it. I am the original wife, so I can get its heart.
Golden Key said directly: You must be sick, I just want to poke and play with it, I want the hair on its heart! "
A group of people in the operating room laughed repressedly, and the female anesthesiologist in her forties was also cheerful. As a result, I saw Zhang Fan.
The anesthesiologist quickly started coughing. Because Xue Fei was carrying his back, he even joked: Lao Yang, you played a musical instrument last night. Why did you start laughing when you heard the joke?
Zhang Fandu didn't dare to make a sound, fearing that the group of people undergoing surgery would be frightened and something would happen. He could only retract the one leg he was stepping forward into.
As soon as he went out, Zhang Fan started to deal with Bayin, "It's getting more and more outrageous. How did you become a head nurse? What are you doing with me? Go to the operating room more. Look at what it's become. This guy Xue Fei, hey!"
Unmarried and married female doctors are two different species. It's no exaggeration at all. Zhang Fan couldn't resist this group of married female obstetrics and gynecology doctors. He didn't have the skills of Xue Fei.
After walking around the operating room, except for the day surgery which was not serious, the other operating rooms were obviously much better.
After a chest operation, Wang Hong called and said that Ouyang was back.
Zhang Fan tidied up and saw Xue Fei when he left the operating room. Xue Fei was like a rabbit and ran away without saying hello.
Zhang Fan didn't intend to care about it. There is no way to deal with this kind of thing. Sometimes you really can't do anything when people are shameless.
Just when he went out, he saw Lu Shuyan also coming out. Zhang Fan glanced at Lu Shuyan and said nothing. Lu Shuyan blushed a little this time, but only for a moment. What she was thinking was: I am not talking about porn. This is The real thing that happened to me in the clinic.
Ouyang was in the office, holding a tea cup. He hadn't seen her for a week. Zhang Fan felt that the old lady seemed to have an indescribable temperament.
"Dean, I have been exhausted these past few days and have lost weight." Zhang Fan said duplicity.
"Really? Why didn't I feel it?" As he spoke, Ouyang put down the cup and looked down and around.
Zhang Fan refilled Ouyang's water and quickly added, "It's better to lose weight and be more energetic."
Then Zhang Fan gave an overview of the trip to Golden Retriever. The most important thing was that the two sides would send exchange scholars to each other. He also talked about it.
Moreover, Zhang Fan also expressed his thoughts and sent exchange scholars, mainly those under the age of forty.
After hearing this, Ouyang pondered for a moment.
This matter is not that it is difficult to make a decision, but that there is great resistance.
How to say this? It's like shouting a slogan: only when there is a hospital, we must give up our personal interests and fully support the development of the hospital. This thing is like Uncle Ge's donation. You can donate millions, but not a car.
Anyone can shout slogans, but if the truth falls on you, it’s hard to say.
If a doctor, especially a doctor from China, has a resume that has been exchanged in Jinmao, even after retirement, he can get thousands of dollars more if he applies for a job in a big city in the south.
In fact, if they go to Golden Retriever at this age, to be honest, the effect is almost negligible. At most, it will give them a little more bragging and showing off capital. It is really not of much use to the development of the hospital.
But young people are different. Zhang Fan's one-size-fits-all approach may seem crude, but it is the choice that maximizes the effect.
But the problem is that most of the directors of various departments in the hospital are just on this line. If one mistake is made, if the directors collectively cause trouble, it will be a big deal.
Especially now in the Tea Hospital of China, with so many patients a day, we must be very careful. "Who else knows about this?" Ouyang asked cautiously.
"I will only report to you when I come back. No one else knows about it."
When the old lady heard this
, nodded approvingly. But he just gave it a thumbs up, then pinched his forehead, which was like an axe, and thought hard.
This matter is really difficult to handle.
It is really difficult to get so many directors to give up willingly.
Not only is Zhang Fan unwilling to do a large-scale irrigation, but Ouyang is also unwilling to allow directors who are about to retire to occupy this quota.
The two of them discussed it for a long time in the office, muttering secretly and not even letting Wang Hong come in to collect water.
I just barely have a strategy to deal with it.
Zhang Fan then started talking about the robot. When Ouyang heard this, he waved his hand and said, "Don't tell me about this, I'm still busy with the meeting.
I have to speak at a very important meeting. I asked the old man to be my audience last night and I contacted him several times. "
Ouyang left after finishing speaking.
"Hey, you official fan!" Zhang Fan said with emotion when he heard the sound of the elevator. Then he summoned the leaders at home to his office to hold a meeting to share the spoils.
"Some of the complex surgeries performed by this kind of operating room robot are actually not as good as our own doctors. However, dermatology surgeries are relatively simple. I think we can put more of these in the skin and burns department."
Li Cunhou rarely wanted to take more.
The deans of other surgeries did not object openly, but they all wanted to eat more and occupy more. "One for ophthalmology, one for urology, and three for skin..."
After sharing it with each other, Zhang Fan felt that there was not enough food left. Not enough points.
Seeing that the division was finished, Ren Li looked at Zhang Fan resentfully and asked: "Zhang Yuan, this time we go to Golden Retriever, don't we have anything in the internal medicine department?"
"this and that·····."
At that time, Zhang Fan was preoccupied with wanting to learn more about surgery, and did not bother with internal medicine.
This question caused trouble, and Lao Ju joined in unwillingly, "Internal medicine is the baby who is coming."
Zhang Fan really wanted to say, "Why are you there?" But this time it was a mistake, and Zhang Fan could only smile awkwardly.
"Next time, next time for sure."
"Don't worry about it next time. How about, Dean, please give Dean Yan some notes and give some funds to our Department of Internal Medicine according to the price of the robot."
Lao Ju is a guy who just climbs along the way. Zhang Fan really wants to throw this guy to a rich country to practice Mandarin.
"Don't think too much about it. This was donated, not bought. What do you need so much money for? Do you want to make the respiratory department independent?"
Zhang Fan softened for a moment, and then became hardened again. I didn't spend the hospital's money, so what's the point of being embarrassed, you bastard?
