In fact, when the hospital did not implement an appointment system, the frequency of people choosing the First Affiliated Hospital of China was significantly higher. It is false to say that foreigners are all disciplined, that foreigners are particularly patient, and so on. Who would choose slow if they can choose to go fast, not to mention that it is to see a doctor and not watch a theater.
Just when Zhang Fan was preparing for the pancreaticoduodenectomy, the number of surgeries in the urology department had already increased. Zhang Fan never expected that after arriving in Argentina, the first hospital bed conversion rate to reach the level of domestic general hospitals would be the urology department. division.
In the operating room of the urology department, He Xinyi prepares for prostate resection. Doctors in Europe and the United States can perform up to two surgeries a day. In China, if five or six prostate resections are performed a day, it means that the hospital has a poor reputation.
In the operating room, Bayin took a large iodophor cotton ball and applied it to the patient's bare bird, which had been skinned and prepped, as if applying putty powder. For this kind of surgery, one doctor and two nurses are enough.
"Dr. He, don't they say that foreigners' penises are very big? I've been undergoing surgery for the past two days, but I haven't felt how big their penises are. It's not as big as my Xuefeng's..." Bayin's voice said it was big or small. .
Even though He Xinyi was wearing a mask, she didn't see whether her face was blushing or not. Anyway, Bayin's face didn't change at all.
"Keep your voice down!"
"He doesn't understand!" Then he turned around and asked, "Does it hurt?" The bearded man looked calm.
Bayin proudly raised his chin to He Xinyi, meaning look, he doesn't understand anything.
While installing the equipment, He Xinyi said in a helpless tone: "There are racial differences, but there are no statistical differences!"
"But the one in the movie feels thicker than my arm!" Bayin asked curiously, lying next to He Xinyi's ear.
"Hey! According to statistics, Mongolians are indeed smaller when they are in a weak state, but the ratio of expanded width to length after erection is very large. Your husband's is very large when it is in use, but very small when not in use! Caucasians tend to have low expansion rates! Why do you worry about this all day long?"
Bayin curled his lips indifferently and said, "You know so much!"
He Xinqia was so angry that he didn't want to speak anymore. It was obviously a compliment, but to his ears it didn't sound like it was a compliment.
Bayin was in a daze for a long time, as if the computer was down to reply, and said slowly: "Oh. It turns out that white people are dead cows! Doctor He, do you think they all undergo circumcision surgery?"
"Circumcision, circumcision, please leave me alone, okay!"
"Okay, okay, last question, does the foreskin have a function or not?"
"Hey, when humans evolved, the foreskin became longer and longer due to the degradation of hair. Do you think that if a man ran naked on the grassland without his foreskin, the place would be so tender and watery that all the flies and mosquitoes would come over? "
"Well, then why didn't humans evolve away the foreskin when they evolved later?"
"Nima, foreskin didn't know that you humans, who don't respect martial ethics, have evolved into pants. Do you understand, you fierce young woman! 「
After He Xinyi finished the installation and the operation started, the two of them stopped talking nonsense. The operation was done very quickly and was completed. Just when He Xinyi was about to turn around and leave, the patient on the hospital bed spoke: "Doctor, you are very skilled and knowledgeable!"
"Do you understand Chinese?"
"I have been in the small commodity province of your country for almost twenty years. "
After saying this, He Xinyi turned around and had the intention of killing Bayin, which was so embarrassing.
There are many jokes that happen because the patients are foreigners. For example, many Albanian people carry water bottles to the toilet, which makes many people curious, "You must be too thirsty if you have to take two sips when you go to the toilet!"
But just being curious in the first three days can be considered a running-in period.
"Are there many people who have signed up to observe?"
"There are already more than five hundred people!"
Wang Hong didn't even need to flip through the notebook, she just opened her mouth and started to report the data. It's not that Wang Hong's business has improved, but that Wang Hong's workload here has been relatively reduced.
When she was in China, Wang Hong was so busy that she couldn't lift her butt when she entered the office. Because Zhang Fan had given up, she had to receive various documents from superiors in the morning. If she encountered confidential documents, she had to find the responsible person. Dean.
After finishing this, she had to look at the information that needed to be sent to the department or to the deputy director. After finishing this, she started to look at some information sent to the director's office within the hospital.
Zhang Fan doesn't pay attention to awards, spiritual civilization, etc. In other words, he attaches great importance to every document and seals it neatly, but he never signs it!
The things Zhang Fan signed were all small things, such as a doctor's wife whose work unit couldn't coordinate, or a nurse who wanted her husband to change his job.
After arriving in Aguo, documents from superiors were sent directly to the deputy dean level and could not reach Wang Hong at all. For example, documents from the ministry went directly to the director. The documents from the province went directly to Ren Li's hands. Wang Hong had really matured. If it had been before, she would have gone to the vice dean's office to ask for documents.
Now, as long as Zhang Fan doesn't say anything, no one will ask.
"Why is there such a small number of people? Isn't there enough publicity?" Zhang Fan was a little dissatisfied when he heard that there were only 500 people.
It's not that Zhang Fan likes to show off when there are many people. To be honest, Zhang Fan is quite reserved in this aspect. Usually, Zhang Fan doesn't really like people coming to observe surgeries.
Because during the operation, although I couldn't see this group of people, I always felt like there was someone behind me. But this time, Zhang Fan really wanted people in the industry in Aguo to see what he was doing.
But it took a long time for Nima to shout for 500 people. If this was done in China, not to mention outside the border areas, there would probably be thousands of people in the Chasu area.
In fact, this is because Zhang Fan doesn't quite understand this place. The medical facilities in this place are generally better than those in Huaguo, but the software is not good. The public hospital is a large orthopedics and trauma clinic. Zhang Fan performed the most high-end surgery in general surgery as soon as he opened his mouth. To be honest, this is not good for the public hospital. Doctors are not attractive at all.
Moreover, mainly the local doctors here don't seem to have a strong desire to survive. They can always have enough to eat whether they work or not, so they are completely different from the doctors in China.
In China, the higher the level of the hospital, the more precious the training places are. Sometimes, in order to get a place, all kinds of tricks are used.
"I have inquired. The maximum number of people here to observe the surgery before you came was fifteen!"
"Uh!" Zhang Fan was stunned.
Damn it, no wonder there are hospitals all over the world.
Five hundred is five hundred, and Zhang Fan has no choice. He can't let Wang Hong put on black gauze and stand on the street to pull people!
The operating room equipment in Afghanistan is really good, all European and American equipment. Even the shadowless lamp Dunima is a surgical shadowless lamp from the Demao Dräger Pris series. When the Chasu Hospital was renovated, Zhang Fan gritted his teeth and was reluctant to buy this lamp. Not only was this lamp expensive, a top-notch one cost a hundred dollars. More than 10,000 knives.
Not to mention, there are almost more than 60 bulbs on one lamp, and the life of a bulb is not very long. If you sell individual bulbs, you have to order them from the manufacturer.
Zhang Fan saw it today. It makes sense that this thing is expensive. The bulb has almost no heat. The biggest advantage is that working under the light for a long time will not cause visual discomfort.
The patient is a middle-aged man with hair all over his body. He is a Han nationality in China and does not have much physical hair. But the people here, obediently, feel like their beards are continuous from the chin on.
There is hair on the neck, and then on the chest all the way to the toes. Really, Zhang Fan was curious to see if there were any hairs on the soles of this guy's feet.
Disinfection and skin preparation. In China, the belly skin preparation can be done with just two scrapes. But here, it feels like shaving the head of a big girl. You can shave off as much body hair as a curved disk.
The operation began with Zhang Fan as the surgeon, Shuangdan Zhong Lin as first assistant, Capital Zhongyong Dai Menghua as second assistant, and Modu Senior Brother as third assistant.
This lineup, to be honest, is already the ceiling of Huaguo General Surgery.
Master Modu is really here to support the show. As for Shuangdan and Zhongyong, they say they are here to support the show, but Zhang Fan spent a lot of money to support the show.
Therefore, adhering to the principle of not having to waste expired food, Zhang Fan used these experts as assistants.
"I haven't been an assistant in more than ten years!" "Double Egg Zhong Lin looked at Zhang Fan unhappily.
"I haven't paid anyone for many years. Don't you know how much your pancreatic B-cell experiments cost per year?" "
Zhang Fan is very tough in the outside world. In the eyes of other doctors, these big guys are the ceiling. But if Zhang Fan and them really want to fight, Zhang Fan is still their elder.
Therefore, Zhang Fan didn't care about their rudeness, but Zhang Fan also wouldn't talk down and flatter them.
After glaring at Zhong Lin with double balls, Director Zhong shook his head with a wry smile.
Zhang Fan then said to Bayin: "Hurry up and get the camera ready. Don't waste it. After the surgery today, let Director Zhong and Director Dai explain it, and then send it to the school as a teaching material."
"Zhang Yuan is a moderate professor and has signed a contract with the school. This..."
"No wonder you, Dean Zhou, are so generous this time. You signed the entire contract! It's okay. We are not doing business. We are just teaching materials for Chinese students. What's wrong with using them as teaching materials? He, Old Zhou, has the nerve to sue me?"
Really, with a strong backer, I feel more confident in speaking than at other times.
For example, Zhang Fan is in the Department of Orthopedics, and even the Department of Special Orthopedics is fawning over Zhang Fan, but Huaguo Orthopedics just won't play with Zhang Fan, and Zhang Fan still has no idea.
But in general surgery, who dares not to play with Zhang Fan? Give it a try!
The operation begins. This top-notch general surgery operation is no different from the difficulty of appendix surgery in front of China's top general surgery doctors.
欻欻欻!
The surgeries don't stop at all.
After incising the abdominal cavity and freeing the duodenum and retroperitoneal pancreatic head, the superior mesenteric vein was already firmly suspended with gauze by Director Dai without searching for it.
Three assistants, almost general assistants, are doing convenient work at the same time.
Really, it feels like there are four surgeons in one operation, and it looks like a few wolfdogs snatching animals into the water, but the operation is so clean that it can be scary.
In the observation room, a group of European and American doctors looked blue in the face, as if someone had pinched their necks.
"Why are their skills so high? Oh my god, this is the pancreas!"
"You see, the main surgeon almost only performs the surgical path around the pancreas, and several assistants in other places complete it for him. My brother, the surgery can still be done like this!"
Those who are not smart are still marveling at the surgical skills of Dr. Huaguochensu, while those who are smart have begun to wonder if this place can make a lot of money in the future. Where did such a powerful doctor come from!
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