When classmate Xu Xinxin vaguely expressed that she wanted Zhang Fan to see a doctor for her husband, Zhang Fan thought that he might be a trembling old man, or a middle-aged man with a serious face and a square face.
But he never expected it to be such a master. His fair and white calves were like white marble pillars. Zhang Fan felt that this man's calves were thicker than Xu Xinxin's waist.
There is no dividing line between the thighs and the abdomen at all, and the chest will shake when you take a step, and there is no dividing line between the neck and the face. The fat chin and thick neck are like a bucket, buckled on the flour bag.
Seeing him, Zhang Fan subconsciously thought of two people...
It's so similar, not only the movements, but even the eyes have a sense of superiority.
"This is my classmate, Zhang Fan, Dr. Zhang, the most powerful surgeon under the age of forty. They all visited the military training ceremony a few days ago."
It is estimated that Xu Xinxin introduced Zhang Fan in advance. Maybe she would praise her again in front of Zhang Fan at this time, or maybe she would emphasize it to her husband at this time.
Anyway, Zhang Fan felt that after talking about the military training ceremony, the fat man showed a smile. "When Zhang Yuan visited the ceremony, was it in the left building? When I was young, I was lucky enough to attend it, but it was in the right building!"
The fat man smiled, and the flesh on his face was like a growth. But to his disappointment, Zhang Fan's face showed no change, not even an expression of surprise or gossip.
The fat man felt that this doctor was very wealthy.
In fact, this is like an old lady wearing lipstick in the capital giving Zhang Fan a three-talent bowl. Zhang Fan doesn't understand it at all, and even Zhang Fan subconsciously doesn't want to understand it.
Seeing that the situation was getting embarrassing, the plump Xu Yuanyuan immediately said: "Okay, okay, don't make any connections. Besides, you are not classmates. Zhang Yuan is here to give me face."
After saying that, he pinched his husband's fat arm angrily, and said to Zhang Fan with a smile: "You are the leader now, and I don't dare to give you anything. But as a classmate, you have become rich and don't despise us ordinary people." I am an old classmate and I am really happy.
I don’t know what to give you, but my husband-in-law said that you will definitely like this. "
While talking, he took out a brocade box.
Zhang Fan quickly said: "Oh, why bother? Why bother? Isn't this a slap in the face? How can I still hang out among my classmates in the future?"
I don't know what's inside the box, but the antique wooden box still has silk wrapped around it. Although it's only the size of a fist, the cost of this box is probably quite high, so Zhang Fan quickly declined.
"Hey, I see you are nervous. This is for your research. We don't have many in our family. When my husband came back from the capital, he took five pills. My mother-in-law took one pill when she had a stroke. Now she only has four pills. .
My husband heard that you are a flag-bearer of the younger generation. Although he was reluctant to part with it, he still asked me to take one and let you see if I can research anything. "
When Zhang Fan heard this, he became curious. What on earth was it that made it so mysterious?
But I was too embarrassed to ask. Xu Xinxin's eyes could speak, so she smiled and opened the wooden box gently.
When Zhang Fan saw it, hey! Angong Niuhuang Wan, the golden beeswax sealed in it has turned black, it seems to be really old.
"If you come up with something through research, you can't keep it for yourself. You have to share it with me or something."
This made Zhang Fan feel a little embarrassed, "This..."
"Okay, let my husband see a doctor. I'll wait for you outside!" After saying this, Xu Xinxin put it into Zhang Fan's hand, then got up and went out.
Wang Hong took a look and hurried out. Lao Chen smiled and made tea and then went out.
There was no one else around, so Zhang Fan was no longer embarrassed.
"Drink some tea first and tell me why you feel uncomfortable." Zhang Fan asked with a smile.
It wasn't the Niuhuang Pill that made Zhang Fan smile, it was habit.
"As you can see, I actually have a problem with this weight."
Zhang Fan nodded, thinking that there was something wrong, but something serious.
"Let me tell you something that will make you laugh. When my wife and I were in the same room, she had to lift up my belly like a door curtain. It was better in the past. In the past two years, I have no desire.
But now I don’t even have a child, and my family is in turmoil. I have tried all kinds of weight-loss drugs and various weight-loss experts, but I was almost dead from exhaustion. For a while, some kind of management guru made me eat grass every day. I was so hungry that I wanted to take a bite when I saw anyone.
But not only did I not lose weight, I also developed fatty liver disease. I really have nothing to do now. This time Xinxin insists on saying that you have something to do. "
To be honest, if Zhang Fan hadn't practiced over the past few years, just this sentence would have made him laugh on the spot.
I've never heard of people who opened their shirts to look for thumbtacks, but I've never heard of people who opened their shirts to look for elephants.
However, Zhang Fan understood it once he heard it. Ordinary people chat, do whatever they want, or just want to express what they want to say. They don't listen at all, let alone think about what others want to express.
This is the difference. Ordinary people are not bragging. One is better than the other. He said that he has a friend who owns a Cullinan. The person opposite must have a friend who must and must have a car. The logo is not worn. Clothes, cars, dung forks and the like were mentioned without hesitation.
But doctors are different. The doctor needs to understand or think about what you want to talk about and extract what he needs.
It is estimated that this fat man's family has not only found a weight loss expert, but may even have a wife ready. Xu Xinxin became nervous, and then tried to make the fat man lose weight at all costs, and more importantly, to get herself pregnant, and even turned over her family fortune.
Zhang Fan went through several circles in his mind. The affairs of wealthy families are very special, and it is even more unusual for a family that can save Niuhuang Pills for decades.
Moreover, what kind of expert has never seen this fat man's family? It is estimated that Xu Xinxin is also in ruins this time.
The main need of this fat man is to lose weight so that he can have desires, while Xu Xinxin's goal is probably to get pregnant.
If you are really determined to lose weight, there are actually ways to do it. However, for people who live a stress-free life, it is really difficult to lose weight. The most important thing is that if you fail to lose weight, you will not be able to fight like a tadpole.
Why is it medically not recommended for adult women, especially adolescent women, to lose excessive weight because fat contains estrogen. This is also the reason why among mature women, the fat ones are the king.
Of course, if a man's fat content is too high, not only will the tadpole lose his fighting power, but this thing is even a kind of chemical castration.
People with a BMI over 30 must be given medication. If the value is higher, they can only squat down to pee, otherwise they will wet their pants!
Sweat suits have become more popular in the past two years. This kind of clothing is really not advisable. What leaks out in large quantities is not fat, but liquid. This thing is said to be light, but it is ineffective. When the sweat is over, I drink a few bottles of water and lose weight again. coming. To put it more seriously, if it leads to electrolyte imbalance, one mistake can be fatal.
Moreover, the previous extremely low-calorie dietary treatment has been questioned after a large amount of evidence-based medicine, because this dietary treatment is effective in the short term, but the long-term effect is no better than the standard diet, or even worse.
Zhang Fan thought for a moment. The only way to help this fat man lose weight and make his tadpoles have fighting power, and even make the elephant's trunk lift up and spray water, is to reduce appetite, give him some sibutramine, or give him some medicine to prevent fat absorption. Lister.
Many people are taking these medicines on their own and think they are effective. In fact, what everyone doesn’t know is that once the medicine is stopped, the weight will return quickly.
As for performing surgical treatment on fat people, Zhang Fan didn't say anything. No doctor has ever seen such a person. As long as he is not fat enough to die, he will never accept surgery to remove his stomach.
While Zhang Fan was talking about how to lose weight, he saw a little bit of impatience on the fat gentleman's face. He even frowned when Zhang Fan talked about medicine.
Suddenly Zhang Fan covered his head, this guy is not here to lose weight, but to strengthen his virility! Damn it!
Zhang Fan understood why his female classmate could shed such a large amount of blood. He originally asked Zhang Fan to see it. In fact, he thought that Zhang Fan must be very advanced in this area since he came up with anti-emetic medicine.
Zhang Fan suddenly asked: "Have you checked the serum testosterone and prohormones?"
As soon as he said this, the fat man's eyes, which were covered by flesh, lit up, as if he said again: I like to talk about this! Chinese people are always tactful when talking, and even if they are like this, they still treat their illnesses without treatment. If he had known this, Zhang Fan wouldn't be thirsty for you to worry about your weight.
Zhang Fan began to perform a physical examination on the fat man. This kind of physical examination was different from ordinary physical examinations. First check whether the breasts are feminized and check the length and egg size.
Sure enough, something is not right. First of all, the egg sac that holds the egg has become significantly smaller. The size of a normal Asian male is more than 15ml, but this guy has fewer wrinkles and feels like he has shrunk.
"I'm actually pretty good at it. I eat wild deer with bones and blood twice a week, but it still doesn't work."
"You are resistant to male hormones. Have you ever taken active testosterone undecanoate orally?"
"I've taken it orally. It's imported from Canada. It had some effect at first, but then it stopped working." The man said excitedly.
He felt that his wife's classmate was quite capable.
"Take off your pants!" Zhang Fan showed no expression and asked the fat man to take off his pants while putting on his gloves.
He must have seen too many doctors. The fat man didn't hesitate at all. He took off his pants with pockets, and with a bang, Zhang Fan was stunned as soon as the pants were taken off.
Damn, he's really fat, like a baby magnified hundreds of times. This guy's legs have lotus-like shapes that only babies have.
Without Zhang Fan saying anything, the fat man climbed directly on the edge of the sofa. The posture was standard and Zhang Fan didn't need to adjust it.
To be honest, it was too laborious to examine him. His buttocks were too big. Zhang Fan had to open them with great effort and then performed a digital examination! Really, I have never seen such a fat person, with such a fat buttocks, it was so painful that Zhang Fan's fingers were pinched.
Fat people don’t have much beard on their faces, but the beard on their buttocks looks like women’s hair, especially around the crotch and perineal triangle. The pigmentation is like the skin of black people. This is obviously due to excess estrogen.
After the inspection, Zhang Fan washed his hands and said, "It's better to ask your wife to come in."
"Okay!" The fat man stood up slowly and held onto the sofa.
"How is it?" Xu Xinxin asked slightly anxiously.
"Drug treatment and injection treatment must be a two-pronged approach, otherwise it will be absolutely ineffective in a short period of time."
"How to inject? Injection?" the fat man asked.
"Yes, an injection, but not in the muscles, but in the corpus cavernosum!"
In fact, Zhang Fan didn't say anything. This kind of medicine requires a 27-30 gauge syringe. In this way, most people probably don’t feel it, but with such a set of data, they may have a deep feeling. Subcutaneous injection 1ml 4.5~5, intramuscular injection 2.5ml 5.5~6, intravenous injection, venous blood collection 2.5ml 10ml 6.5~ Number 7!
This means that a needle thick enough must be used for injection. The needle is really thicker than an elephant's trunk. Zhang Fan did not dare to tell the fat man, because he was afraid that the fat man was not big in the first place, and if he was scared, he would shrink back!
"When will the treatment be given?" classmate Xu Xinxin asked nonchalantly. She was not afraid of the injection since she was not giving herself an injection.
Suddenly, Xu Xinxin seemed to have thought of something, and said: "Let's go to tea therapy!" Then she turned to the fat man and said: "There are too many acquaintances here, and the influence of too many eyes and mouth is not good. Let's go to tea therapy." Su, don't worry, I, a classmate, will definitely go for the achievement award in the future, so your problem is not a big deal in his eyes."
Zhang Fan was horrified when he heard this. He must be thinking too deeply!
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