If we look at the efficiency of medical school admissions advertising, it actually only affects the entire province. Unless it's a super hospital.
Because the medical industry, especially the employment opportunities for medical students, is particularly narrow, almost 80 to 90 percent of them stay in the local area where they were trained. If you want to go somewhere else, you have to lower your selection criteria.
Even super hospitals are not good. For example, if you go to the capital in Xihua, you may not be able to enter the top hospital in the capital. Those with mediocre numbers in the capital may not be able to enter Xihua even if they come to Sanchuan. However, the recruitment of Chasu Hospital this time will indeed make the Chinese medical circle, especially this year's graduates and those who will be mentors this year, feel like they are drafted by a mythical beast.
You’ll know just by looking at the commercials for the tea ingredient:
"Due to the expansion of the business scope of Tea Su Hospital, we currently need a group of hard-working fresh master's and doctoral students to work in our hospital, and outstanding undergraduates are also welcome."
With this sentence at the beginning, if it were turned into a flyer, no one would want it, and I would be afraid that the mimeograph would blacken my butt.
But what follows makes people envious and hate you: If you are hired by our hospital, you will undergo one year of off-the-job pre-job training, and your salary will be based on the average salary of Chasu Hospital (the average monthly salary for doctors is 3W, for graduate students, 1.5W, and for undergraduates, 8Q. ), no bonuses and other benefits.
The training content is general surgery: led by Academicians Lu and Wu, with Dr. Zhang Fan, Director of Chasu Hospital, Professor Miki, Director of the General Surgery Department of Jingdong University, and Professor Zhao, Director of the Shanghai International Hospital in Shanghai, focusing on the subject of general surgery for one year. targeted training.
Orthopedics: Led by Academician Shuimu Liao, Dr. Zhang Fan, President of Chasu Hospital, Professor Zhao, Chief Director of Shuitanzi Orthopedics, and Professor John, Teaching Director of Special Orthopedics Hospital, will conduct one-year targeted training for the Orthopedics Department.
Burn Department: Led by Academician Li Cunhou, the main inventor of allogeneic skin transplantation in the Burn Department...
Pediatric Surgery: Led by Academician Shuimu Jiang...
Those who excel in the training examination can apply for doctoral and master's degrees from the above academicians and professors. The local government is responsible for solving the employment problems of the employer's spouse and children's education.
In addition: Chasu Hospital welcomes teams with scientific research projects to settle in. It has sufficient funds, complete experimental venues and living facilities. For details, call 136XXXXXXX, Ms. Wang, director of the hospital office (deputy department level) of Chasu Hospital.
Every time I read one, it gave directors and even deans of major hospitals in the northwest a headache.
"Do you want to be shameless? You need to be shameless! Zhang Fan of Chasu is shameless, and the local government is also shameless!"
No matter how powerful the hospitals in several other regions in the northwest are, they cannot become local pillar industries or even leading enterprises.
But Chasu is different. When Chasu Hospital was still ordinary, the leaders in charge of industry at Chasu could not even enter the gastrointestinal team. Locals joke that Chasu's industry and commerce is making naan. Although this is a joke, it also shows that there is really no leading company in Chasu.
But things are different now. Relying on Chasu Hospital, just look at the companies in the current high-tech zones.
Major pharmaceutical companies, including world-class pharmaceutical companies, have built factories and branch factories in Chasu because of Chasu Hospital.
Now Chasu Hospital wants the local government to solve the problem of several family members going to work. What a big deal. As long as Chasu Hospital has nothing to do, it will be in debt.
After the advertisement was sent out, almost all the top tertiary hospitals in the northwest were yelling at Zhang Fan, a nouveau riche, for being shameless.
However, the hospitals affiliated with Zhang Fan's alma mater, which is located in Jincheng, are unusually quiet, and students and doctors are discussing it as the hottest news in the area.
"Have you heard that in the year of the earthquake, the school threw out a group of students and went to more remote places? Now it's amazing. Most of them, Senior Brother Zhang, are all mixed up. Look, now Senior Brother has found The invitation is here, why don’t we go, it’s too far, but the boss is our senior brother!”
The school and the affiliated hospital acted as if they had not seen it. In fact, they did not know what to say. Blame Zhang Fan, Zhang Fan graduated from this school, promote Zhang Fan, but damn, those who have made great achievements are not here.
Therefore, it makes schools and hospitals extremely embarrassed.
Many students who stayed at the school and knew Zhang Fan looked at the flyers in their hands and thought to themselves, "Nima dealers are shaking now. Hey, if I had gone there, I would probably be an academician candidate by now." You see, the dealer is still a doctor, not a professor or anything like that! I guess I’m still not good at studying!
The one who scolded him the most was not Niaoshi, because Niaoshi, like the Hua Hospital next to Chasu Hospital, was already used to being bullied.
They also know that it is useless to scold this thing, and it is useless to complain to their superiors. They can only watch the other person take off his pants and fart in front of them, and just treat it as an explosion of Nima gas.
The most scolded are the surrounding provinces, such as Mongolia, Tibet and the palm-sized Hetao Province.
These provinces have been unable to retain people. In previous years, they would force students from their own medical schools to stay in school, but this year was better. It seemed that a new semester was about to start, but not one of the students who had taken the first fifty exams came to the hospital to sign up for internship.
In previous years, these people were all scheduled to stay in this province, but today, an advertisement was sent, and all the top students left.
As for the border provinces, it is even more extreme. Regardless of whether they are good at studying or bad at studying, they all run towards Chasu.
Those who are good at studying feel that they are sure to go there this time. Those who are not good at studying feel that they may be lucky if they go to Chasu. The academician thinks that he is so rich that he accidentally left him as a student!
For a time, Chasu became a university town, filled with young people carrying backpacks and luggage.
There was already a long queue at the entrance of Chasu Hospital. Crowded crowds of girls and boys lined up from the hospital administration building to the main road outside the hospital with their resumes, transcripts, and lab reports they had participated in in the past.
Even the Chasu Traffic Police Brigade sent several traffic policemen to direct traffic. If it weren't for the road leading to Chasu Hospital, people would have decided to block the road directly.
Although autumn in tea season is no longer as hot as summer, the sun is still quite hot at noon.
Lao Chen didn't need Zhang Fan's instructions. He took the hospital cafeteria and directly asked the Tea Vegetarian Restaurant to place their homemade sodas and piles of orange sodas at the entrance of the hospital. Whoever drinks them can take them, as long as they are not wasted.
In the past two years, the cafeteria of Chasu Hospital has made money. As the food-loving dean, in addition to clinical work, he probably has the tightest focus on the cafeteria.
The food really couldn't be better, we eat whatever is in season. No, autumn is here, the air is crisp and clear, it’s time to eat crabs. Zhang Fan directly contacted the local farmers through the director of the local tertiary hospital in Dahu.
The crabs were flown directly to the Chasu Hospital. They were given out, but there were many bachelors, young and old. The hospital cafeteria sold crabs every day at noon. One ticket per person, and one ticket was exchanged for two crabs.
When Zhang Fan went to the south, when his senior brother from West Lake entertained him, Zhang Fan ate a few. After eating, Zhang Fan remembered it in his heart.
However, the current Great Lakes crabs are not famous, unlike in later generations, when these large crabs have become a luxury product.
People who like to eat will have a mouthful of greasy food, but people who don't like to eat will think there is nothing to eat in this thing. After eating it for a long time, they can't even eat a mouthful of meat.
But ten years later, when they retire or see others showing off, they will say, what’s the point? Back then, we ate in the canteen every day and didn’t like the food.
The dean pays close attention, and the cafeteria makes money. In the past, the cafeteria subsidy was 600 yuan per person per month. Many doctors and nurses had to take rice and noodles without eating. The government stipulates that the amount cannot exceed 600 yuan.
But Zhang Fan changed his mind and said that doctors and nurses would miss meals during the operation and needed to be subsidized. Many doctors and nurses have occupational diseases and have bad stomachs, so they need subsidies. One person is given a monthly subsidy of 1,500 yuan. Anyway, the hospital has money and will not pay for it in the mouths of doctors and nurses. Of course, the most important thing is that the dean is a foodie.
The only requirement is that the cooking must be good.
The cafeteria of the Chasu Hospital has become the place with the largest concentration of Chasu delicacies.
Moreover, several bosses worked together with clinical nutritionists to directly prepare an orange physiological soda. Nima not only works as a welfare worker in the hospital, but also sells it on the street, euphemistically calling it the tea drink designated by the hospital. Unfortunately, the traditional tea drink kvass and happy water have disappeared from the market.
So when Lao Chen Yi said that, the hospital cafeteria directly brought out orange soda, euphemistically saying that it was to provide early benefits to future tea doctors.
Seeing the name of Chasu Hospital on the soda, the young people in line didn't know what to say.
Damn, this hospital is so awesome.
Looking at the crowd of people, Zhang Fan felt uncontrollably happy.
"They say I don't have the conditions to go to school, that I don't have the educational conditions..." Zhang Fan muttered in a low voice.
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"What on earth is this boy of yours going to do? He really doesn't want to build a school, right? Even if we old guys are cut into parts, it won't be enough!"
I asked Old Man Lu while drinking some coffee made of rat or cat excrement specially obtained from the French five-star hotel opposite.
"Why, my students can't have a school? Let's not talk about other things. In terms of achievements, who have you taught in this life is as good as my little apprentice? Those who started from the top three in a region can now be considered as the second-top top three.
It was only a few years before he was that old. "
The typical thing about Old Man Lu is that he can say that he also thinks Zhang Fan's work is unreliable. How could he be like this? After that, when running a school, the senior students will start first. Others run schools from the first grade to the sixth grade.
Fortunately for you, right after graduating with a master's degree and a Ph.D. degree, he didn't know how Zhang Fan operated.
But others can't say who is in a hurry with whom.
No, the two old men arranged a public class today, and all residents and related attending doctors must come to study.
It was not yet class time, and the two old men were sitting on the same sofa as the big boss in the lounge of Zhang Fan, drinking coffee that was not easy to buy, and kept arguing.
Their generation is very unique, they wear suits and ties, and they are very knowledgeable about Western humanities and etiquette. You can eat Western food by putting down your chopsticks, and you can drink coffee by lifting the cup.
But people of their generation also have very different feelings towards China.
Zhang Fan sometimes secretly thinks that when these guys were young, they went abroad and suffered a lot.
Chasu’s first open class for academicians, no, it should be the start of academician training classes.
The first choice was Lao Jiangtou, an academician in pediatrics, who started to explain clinical mistakes in a clear and concise manner based on his many years of experience.
Because here are all doctors with certain experience. Of course, the students at the door have not yet been selected. Now they are all working doctors and nurses from Chasu.
Therefore, talking about mistakes is more useful than talking about a few cutting-edge technologies.
