The Bi-Glandular Department is a favorite department of female doctors, especially young female doctors. It's clean, there's no emergency room, and it's also a surgical department. The female surgeon is so nice.
Just like policemen and special policemen, when they were young, they liked taller ones and those with longer names.
Zhang Fan entered the operating room of the Double Gland Department. The director of the Double Gland Department is a woman, and she is also the only female director in the surgical system of Chasu Hospital. Some people are arguing that the director of the dermatology department is still Fat Naza.
In fact, in the dermatology department, it is very embarrassing to stand in line in the hospital. Dentistry, obstetrics and gynecology, and facial features are often classified as small departments, and human surgery does not require them.
Therefore, female directors, especially female directors of surgery, not only have face, but also have special status.
Often when selecting outstanding surgical directors at the end of the year, especially when several directors are competing against each other, the popular choice is usually a female director. In the past few years, female directors have been outstanding directors for six or seven consecutive years.
Afterwards, the director of the Department of Glandular Surgery was too embarrassed to participate.
Moreover, the director of the Department of Biology is also good-looking. Although he is in his early forties, he is neither thin nor fat. There are no yellow spots left over from pregnancy on his face. He speaks and does things in a grand manner on weekdays. In the words of the people of the capital, the director of the Double Gland Department is Da Sa Mi.
From this perspective, men, men, men are really strange creatures. Someone has said that once a person's curiosity is lost, it means weakness.
For example, there is an old man and an old lady who are about the same age. The old man secretly dresses coolly while watching the live broadcast, calls him to reward his brother's sister, and even outplays the young people. The old lady is slightly resistant to new things.
Although the old man is old and dishonest, in fact, the old man's aging rate is definitely slower than that of this old lady.
This thing is actually the same when it comes to technology. Zhang Fan, for example, is particularly curious about surgical techniques.
Sometimes, I also try to get a new technology. In fact, this is what men are. Men are teenagers until they die. It does not mean that men are innocent enough to be teenagers, but that men like to play until they die.
Even in the ward, especially the geriatric ward, you can find two old ladies chatting quietly in the female geriatric ward, or closing their eyes to relax.
The male geriatric ward was much more cheerful, even wearing a respirator mask and playing with the old man in the next bed with a walking stick.
The director of the Double Gland Department saw Zhang Fan entering the operating room.
"Oh, my boss, please help me quickly. There are a lot of breast surgeries today. Xiao Li and the others have gone to the countryside to conduct a women's census. There are not enough manpower. Please add some help and perform all the breast surgeries today. "
The director of the Breast Department glanced at it and saw that it was Zhang Fan. He was talking but his hands didn't stop.
Compared with the director of internal medicine, the contempt for Zhang Fan from the beginning was a common problem in hospitals. Physicians think surgeons are vulgar. Let alone Zhang Fan, even if his master is in the hospital.
Physicians do not quite recognize the academician status of surgeons.
Recently, after Zhang Fan defeated an internal medicine department, now the directors of various internal medicine departments look at Zhang Fan not with admiration, but with fear.
Damn, a surgical director actually overwhelmed the surgical director alive. Is this still a human being?
As for the Department of Surgery, except for a few senior directors, such as Lao Gao and Lao Li from urology, although they admired Zhang Fan from the bottom of their hearts, they still refused to admit it.
Except for a few veteran directors, the other directors were particularly kind to Zhang Fan. He is very reserved in everything he says and does.
Even Zhao Zipeng from the Anorectal Department secretly asked Zhang Fan how he could use more rebate drugs!
This is equivalent to treating Zhang Fan as a kind parent. They are comrades on the same front, not antagonists with class hierarchies.
"I'm not going to be a man for you today. I see there are several thyroid machines in the department. I just told the head nurse that I'm going to do thyroid surgery, not breast surgery!"
"That's better. I'm afraid you'll say I'm picky. I'd rather you do thyroid surgery. Who do you want to take?"
The director of the Double Gland Department said with a smile.
"You have few people today, just send any intern." After Zhang Fan greeted the director, he went to the operation and waited for the nurse to send the patient to the operating room.
As soon as Zhang Fan left the house, he saw several young female doctors, all of whom were young women. After secretly watching Zhang Fan leave, he muttered in a low voice: "I guess he seldom comes to our department. I guess he has thought of some new ideas in the past few days, and then he will go to the Internal Medicine Department to show off after the experiment is successful."
"What pretense? Speak up!" the director of the Double Gland Department said dissatisfiedly. Protecting superior leaders is a quality that lower-level leaders must have, whether you are pretending or sincerely.
But after that, I didn’t say anything else, just show a protective gesture! And he didn't participate in the chats of several other young doctors.
Zhang Fan really didn't have this idea. He just wanted to have surgery to relieve the depression he felt while reading recently. It was too frustrating.
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"A competition of skills among top three doctors? Why doesn't our Chasu Hospital exist?" In the administration building, Ouyang argued with the other party on the phone.
Sometimes, Zhang Fan is also surprised that Ouyang, an old lady with such a small body, comes from such a powerful energy. She is either quarreling or on the way to quarrel, and the object of the quarrel is usually her superior.
Opposite is a deputy in charge of medical teaching and re-education from the Bird City Health Department. At this time, when he received a call from Ouyang, Monk Zhanger was confused.
After Ouyang puffed out seven or eight sentences like a machine gun, the other party said: "This matter is arranged according to previous years, and it is not my responsibility! Did you scold the wrong person?"
The other party was also very gentlemanly, thinking that he was a man and a leader. But when Ouyang heard this, he said, "It's not your business. You should have stopped telling me earlier!"
Then, he hung up the phone directly, and the deputy leader was furious.
Really, I got yelled at for no reason early in the morning, "Chasu Hospital, let me take a look, Chasu Hospital, don't think about going to further studies this year. If you haven't told me earlier, let's see what you can do!"
As a result, when I looked through the list of further training courses, I saw that none of them had applied to Renchasu Hospital!
The deputy leader stood up and went to complain.
"European Academy, oh, my fault, my fault, I will definitely criticize the people below, how could they forget the rising stars of Frontier in recent years, but you have to understand, after all, it is not a very important thing. "
The boss of the health department smiled and explained to Ouyang.
The clinical skills competition for young doctors was a relatively popular event ten or twenty years ago.
But later, just like Hua Guobing Table Tennis, except for the doctors in the capital and Shanghai who were more active, doctors and hospitals in other areas were not very cold.
Damn, I run with you every year, run with you every year, and you still get laughed at after you finish running. Whoever likes it can go.
In the past, Chasu Hospital was not qualified because it was not even under the provincial administration. Now that he is qualified, Zhang Fan doesn't worry at all. In his opinion, these are all bullshit.
If you can apply clinical skills to patients, you are already an excellent doctor. Why do you have to organize all these extravagant tasks? Moreover, some of these skills will be used on patients.
If you cannot use it on patients, even if you are the best in the universe, it will have no medical use.
But Ouyang is different. People like her take competitions, competitions, and other competitions very seriously.
Zhang Fan felt that the pennant and certificate issued by the government were exactly the same as the small red flowers given out by primary school teachers to children.
But Ouyang didn't think so. She said it was an honor and national recognition.
Therefore, even if there are no arrangements for such competitions and competitions, Ouyang will take the initiative to initiate them.
"Our Chasu Hospital is also participating this year. We were not eligible before, but now we are. Why are we not allowed to go?"
"Okay, okay, go, go, I'll give you 20 places this year. I think Chasu Hospital will definitely win a grand prize for the Border Province."
Although the boss of the health department sounded like a compliment, he was actually just trying to make Ouyang feel flatulent. Not to mention the border area, even the entire northwest has not won a significant award in the past ten years. It is just the participation award every year as a consolation.
Ouyang will not let the other party have the upper hand in words. Regardless of whether he gets it or not, I will be happy first.
Don't be polite and just get angry with your words:
"One? Who are you looking down on? Our Chasu Hospital is not like those doctors from your Bird City Hospital who go there and get their heads shaved every year!"
After saying that, he hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to say anything else.
Anyway, I am happy, I don’t care if you are happy or not. Firstly, I don’t rely on you to provide me with funds, secondly, I don’t rely on you to give me a place for further study, and thirdly, I don’t even think about going to your company to be your deputy. Why should I spoil you?
In the office, two health leaders complained to Xi Xi, foaming at the mouth: This bitch is not a good person!
Ouyang was happy. After he was done, he went to Zhang Fan to arrange manpower.
As for the technical aspect, she was very clear that Zhang Fan had to arrange this thing, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.
Zhang Fan was actually happy this time.
"Thyroid, it's so simple. Among all surgeries, the thyroid surgery is a pure resection. You don't need to think about reconstruction, leaving a position, etc., just cut it! Look, here, just pay attention to this nerve, and just cut it. Go down.
Look, look how simple it is. Look, how easy it is! "
It was rare for Zhang Fan to talk so much on the operating table. The two intern doctors listened in stunned silence.
Because everyone knows that Zhang Fan barely speaks on the operating table. It is known as Zhang's mute surgery. What happened today? Could it be that you have discovered that I have attainments in surgery and want to give me some advice?
In fact, Zhang Fan was suppressed in internal medicine, and then he was bullied by the internal medicine book. This was to vent his anger!
After a great day, I was finally tired.
Zhang Fan entered the operating room in the morning and had a full day of thyroid surgery. It's like hanging up and killing monsters. You know it's boring, but it's so fun!
