"The dean came to endocrinology today! I heard that he is still doing ward rounds!"
It's past three in the afternoon, and the ward rounds are not over yet.
This is how people are, if things don’t fall on themselves, everyone can always get together and gossip.
For a while, everyone wanted to see the endocrine joke.
As for endocrinology, this department is quite disliked by everyone. When others are riding bicycles at work, the daughter-in-law of this department is already driving a car.
When cars became popular, people would tie their heads with a rope while going to work and start running again.
When everyone can afford to wear leather clothes and carry real leather bags, people start to carry sacks to achieve natural beauty.
Therefore, although this department leads the fashion style of Chasu Hospital, the department that other departments, especially female doctors, dislike the most is this endocrinology department.
To be honest, the conditions of the doctors in this department are really good.
The lowest-ranking person is the wife of the Tobacco Bureau of a county in Chasu. When the meat was twenty-five pounds per pound and no one else was willing to eat it, their welfare was to give out half a pig, which was not considered a big deal in this department.
Really, when I think about it, I feel helpless. I don’t know how I got together in the same department in the first place.
The director, the daughter-in-law of the Chasu National People's Congress, the deputy director's daughter-in-law, the boss of the Chasu Winery, other doctors, tax, public security and law.
That is to say, the Tea Su Hospital has been upgraded, and Zhang Fan is now so powerful that he doesn't need it. Otherwise, there is really nothing you can do about it.
This is no joke. For example, Dr. Li's husband, the boss of the Chasu Environmental Sanitation Bureau, used to treat Ouyang's medical waste disposal through Dr. Li to treat her husband to dinner to solve the problem of the medical waste truck arriving late every day.
The director of endocrinology voluptuously wanted Zhang Fan to go in front, but Zhang Fan refused, "You are busy with your own business, just pretend I'm not here. I'm here to learn business, not to do ward rounds."
When the director of endocrinology heard this, his eyes turned red with grievance. It seemed that this was the second rhythm of the digestive system.
To be honest, she really wanted to treat Zhang Fan as if he didn't exist, but her strength didn't allow it. Everyone saw the attitude of the director of endocrinology, especially Yang Hong and Xiao Chen. They were really envious.
On weekdays, although their rank is not high, they are at least close ministers of the emperor. But when they meet the director of endocrinology, they often do not treat the hospital office and medical department as their plate.
Now, although I am not going to add insult to injury, I am relieved to see Zhen Ni Ma.
The ward rounds began, and the first patient was a patient with diabetes and lower limb sensory neuropathy.
Diabetes is a disease that, how should I put it, seems easy to control, but to be honest, not many people can control it very well. The first is the obedience of patients. Some patients are very obedient when they are in the hospital. If the doctor asks them to take one bite, they will never take another bite.
But after I was discharged from the hospital and returned home, I forgot about what the doctor said. It was only when I was lying on the bed after eating and drinking that I began to regret it.
Secondly, doctors have too many patients, and they don’t pay enough individualized attention to the patients. In human terms, when the doctor sees that you have diabetes, he checks your blood sugar, and treats you according to the blood sugar treatment in the textbook. You stick a needle in your stomach to inject insulin.
Although the blood sugar seems to have dropped, it is not well controlled due to the dosage, and it keeps going up and down!
Therefore, although many diabetic patients take insulin and oral medications, the progression of the disease is not slow.
There are two types of diabetes, one is congenital, and the official explanation is that it is caused by autoimmune destruction of B cells. That is to say, the B cells in the pancreas are killed by the body's own immune system.
The second type is insulin resistance or insulin deficiency.
Just these two, they look very simple. The treatment is also very simple. Just follow the textbook and a high school student can learn it after spending a few days in the hospital. But it's difficult to understand the mechanism here.
The director walked at the front. She felt that Zhang Fan must not be able to find an excuse to get angry today, so she put her skills to full use.
For a physical examination, a director of internal medicine for more than ten years can be said to be somewhat skilled in physical examination. The director of endocrinology really worked hard today. Starting from the patient's hair, he meticulously examined the patient's toes.
Zhang Fan was also happy that the director was serious and looked at carefully. After all, he was here to study today.
A patient, Zhang Fan said nothing, and a physical examination took about twenty minutes. This is also the main reason why doctors in modern large hospitals do not examine patients because it is too time-consuming. Many times, today’s doctors hardly examine patients in outpatient clinics.
It started at 8 a.m. and lasted until 3 p.m. A group of ladies and grandmothers who, although they can't show off their clothes, can make a fuss about their feet, really want to take off their high heels and stand barefoot on the ground.
It was so sad. What was even more hateful was that Zhang Fan was standing at the door of the ward. When a doctor came out, he raised his wrist to look at his watch and at the same time watched him off. When the doctor came in, he also raised his wrist to look at his watch.
I can't wait to be lazy in the office. Zhang Fan is like a timekeeper with red sleeves. I will record every extra second you have in my notebook.
When the rounds of the last patient were over, Zhang Fan felt that the toes of the ladies wearing high heels had become a little thicker.
Especially those wearing crystal stockings, the crispy white toes look clearly visible on the beautiful shoes.
Now, due to edema caused by standing for a long time, Cuizhu's white toes have now turned into fat toffee, and they are closely leaning together one by one. It is estimated that they were originally wearing 38's shoes, but now they are a bit hard to fit into 40's. .
What Zhang Fan wants is this effect, I will make you look beautiful. I won’t say anything, so I’ll just let you stand. Anyway, I’m wearing flat traveling shoes. Although it’s uncomfortable, it’s definitely better than yours.
Although there is no explicit requirement in the hospital, doctors and nurses are not allowed to wear high heels. But this really cannot be worn, for example, if a patient has an accident and needs to be rescued in a short time.
You put on high heels and ran from one end to the other ward. It was about ten meters in total. You ran for two minutes. When you ran to the ward, the patient was cold.
After checking the room, the director wanted Zhang Fan to say a few words. Zhang Fan shook his hand, turned around and left.
Today, apart from being punished by these people, Zhang Fan gained nothing. Because it was too basic, Zhang Fan left unhappily.
The moment the doctors saw Zhang Fan leaving, they were really like children playing a game of musical chairs. They grabbed the nearest stool one by one. They took off their shoes and wanted to put their toes in their mouths.
The director of endocrinology sat in the middle, rubbing his toes and thinking in his mind, "What are we going to do today? I didn't say a word, I listened from beginning to end, and I didn't have any opinions. I was serious and worked harder than the students who came here to study." .
But when I left, why did I look unhappy? Could it be that the ward rounds were too short? "
If someone takes a camera at this time and takes a picture of these endocrine ladies, you will find that it is extremely weird.
They all obviously have celebrity faces, but their actions are more rude than the other.
One was rubbing his feet, two were rubbing them, and one was holding them and looking at them carefully. "I was really tricked by Zhang Fan today. I think he did it on purpose!"
"Why don't you hit him!"
"If you don't fight me, why should I?" The woman with two professional titles, both of whom are attending doctors, and her husband is a deputy department quarreled.
"Your husband is on disciplinary inspection..."
The director of endocrinology felt a sense of sadness in her heart when she heard this, even though she also came here this way.
To be honest, the situation in this department is really complicated.
Back in his office, Zhang Fan dismissed his two tails, changed into slippers, and relaxed a little.
He had killed one thousand enemies and suffered eight hundred losses. Although he had not reached the point of covering his feet and crying, his toes were already sore and swollen.
Although I didn’t gain much today, after listening to the director-level doctor’s ward rounds, it was like reviewing an endocrinology course. After taking a slight breath, Zhang Fan sat on his desk and opened the internal medicine book to endocrinology.
People's success is really not something that is blown out of proportion. Zhang Fan's enthusiasm for learning is really admirable.
Yang Hong returned to the office. Although her feet hurt as if she had just taken off the foot wraps, she looked at her watch and saw that it had been ten minutes and Zhang Fan hadn't gone out yet.
She gritted her teeth and stood up, walking as if she had been injured between her legs. But she still twisted her face and gently opened Zhang Fan's office.
"Dean, you haven't eaten yet, should I go to the cafeteria to get you some food?" As he said this, he made tea and poured water for Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan was a little embarrassed and wanted to stop him, but Yang Hong quickly brewed it for Zhang Fan, and even knew that Zhang Fan was now trained by Lao Chen to like drinking Dahongpao.
"It's okay. You don't have to worry about me. I'll go eat something by myself later. You go and eat quickly. You should also take a rest this morning."
"The leader is working so hard, how can I rest? As long as the leader is in the hospital, I have to be responsible for the leader's food, drink, and toilet. This is my job." Yang Hong said while glancing at the books on Zhang Fan's desk. .
I secretly admired him for working so hard even though he was already the dean.
Although Zhang Fan said he didn't want it, his body still honestly accepted Yang Hong's arrangement. To be honest, this is a subtle influence. If a subordinate, especially a staff member in a subordinate department, can do this, it means that your position is already solid.
Zhang Fan drank tea and nibbled on the endocrine bit by bit. To be honest, the more Zhang Fan read, the more uncomfortable he became. He wanted to tear up the book.
I don’t know how many people feel this way when they are studying endocrinology.
Zhang Fan felt this way anyway.
Really, the more I watched, the angrier and angrier I became. Zhang Fan was so angry that he ate five or six more thin-skin buns than usual.
Yang Hong looked at Zhang Fan's eating appearance and was even more impressed.
I'm so hungry, but I still have to read and study, hey! He deserves his success.
That's how people are. If you succeed, your farts will taste like lavender. For example, if Zhang Fan doesn't succeed now, she will definitely say that you are so stupid. You have to read a book during meal time. This is how it will be in this life. !
