When Zhang Fan returned home, he looked at a table of fruits, which he peeled, even disembowelled and placed neatly on the table.
Zhang Fan felt a little emotional in his heart, hey, his wife still felt sorry for him, even the fruit had been peeled in advance.
But as he ate it, Zhang Fan felt that something was wrong. He just peeled it off, but why did the grapefruit have a cut in the middle and look like a smiling Maitreya Buddha? Moreover, each one can see the core of the fruit with one knife, the same as the apple, and the same with the watermelon.
Zhang Fan was puzzled: "Who in the family is practicing swordsmanship?"
After a while, Shao Hua came out of the kitchen and couldn't help laughing when he saw Zhang Fan staring at the fruit in a daze, "Your mother-in-law said that we can't eat fruit without seeds in the future!"
"Uh!" Zhang Fanhan came down. When did Minke come up with such a statement.
But home is not a place to be reasonable. Zhang Fan is now in the Chasu area. Although he cannot say that he dominates the city, he still weighs a lot about medical matters. But when he got home, his mother-in-law said that he could not eat fruit without seeds, so he could not. Eat fruit without seeds.
Not even a chance to rebut the appeal.
"What's wrong with the old lady? She suddenly came to the house and specifically told her about these little things." Zhang Fan, who was lying on the bed, hugged Shao Hua and asked.
"What else can I do? I just heard that there is a kindergarten in Chasu Hospital, and there are many people begging her. I guess thinking about it, I feel unbalanced, and I have no way to say it. Isn't it going to kill people at home? !
Shitou, do you think there is something wrong with me? "
Shao Hua asked a little melancholy.
"Bullshit, believe in science, we are all healthy after physical examination."
"Then why hasn't there been any movement?"
"Not often enough!"
Zhang Fan didn't feel any pressure at all. To be honest, he had seen people who had been married for five or six years and still had no children. They didn't deliberately use contraception, but they just couldn't get pregnant. Everything in the physical examination was fine.
But the bed is a bit useless.
In the early morning, Zhang Fan rubbed his waist and got up for a run. To be honest, it is really scary when a woman has a strong desire to have a child. After each battle, Shao Hua, who had been lying there for half an hour like a rabbit kicking an eagle, began to torment Zhang Fan again. Really, Zhang Fan was scared.
When he peeed early the next morning, he felt that he couldn't urinate cleanly even if he peeed standing up. "The prostate is edema!" Under normal circumstances, this kind of thing would not happen during sexual intercourse.
Many young people masturbate when nothing is wrong, and then have difficulty peeing the next day. This is because the catheter is in the hand. Why does sexual intercourse not occur? Because whether you are pushing a cart or falling into a lotus position, sexual intercourse requires physical strength. The consumption will never reach the point of causing prostate edema.
But fingering the water pipe is different. You can do it while lying down. The more you do it, the happier you become. Finally, when you were twenty years old and still a virgin, your prostate became enlarged!
This shows from the side that Zhang Fan's physical strength is so good that he can masturbate as frequently as one night, which is very impressive.
But fortunately, I was young, so I ate the double-yolked eggs prepared by Mrs. Shaohua. Under the supervision of the old lady, I drank almost a kilogram of milk, and also ate two walnuts, a handful of peanuts, and a plate of fried... Pork kidney with chicken popcorn. Really, the old lady used the form to complement the form to the extreme.
But what Zhang Fan actually wanted to say is, donkeys cannot be fed like this!
In those days, the Chinese people actually did not eat water. After Uncle Zhang Zhongjing said that the shape should make up for the shape, it was like an academician carrying goods. Especially the male animals in China suffered a lot. The Siberian tigers did not dare to come to the Greater Khingan Mountains because When he comes, he will be caught and cut off.
Let’s analyze animal kidneys rationally. Tiger, lion, and sika deer kidneys are not considered. Because it is illegal to eat them, let’s talk about pigs in the water.
The calcium content in all sewage is not high, ranging from about 6 to 9mg per 100g, and not even more than 10. However, pig trotters have 33mg, which is not only the highest calcium content in sewage, but also a whole pig. This part also has the highest calcium content.
Pork liver has the highest iron content, pig skin has the highest magnesium content, and pig hind legs have the highest potassium content. In fact, these are of little reference significance, because these trace elements are easily obtained in other foods.
What is really difficult to obtain are some trace elements, such as selenium. Some businessmen sell rice under the banner of selenium-rich rice, which makes people reluctant to eat it. '
Selenium-rich food, what is it, is pork kidney, 157mg, other tissues include lean meat, the highest pork liver is only 3.68mg, and the zinc is also highest in pork kidney. The trace elements in human body are these two things.
Especially for children, after six months, don’t listen to what others say to eat trace elements from Golden Retriever, and don’t eat Australian fish oil.
Get some pork liver for your child, cook it thoroughly, grind it into mince, and sprinkle a little with each complementary food. Not only will your child not be deficient in iron, but his eyes will also be bright!
Many people masturbate too much, and then their hands and feet are like snakes shedding their skin, layer by layer, and they will have bubbles on their tongue and mouth when there is nothing wrong. In fact, it is a lack of trace elements. Really, sometimes I’m so shocked when I think about it.
Back then, when bacteria had not even been discovered, how did Lao Zhang discover that these things could really replenish the human body? Could it be that Zhang Zhongjing, Lao Zhangtou was also a foodie, or that Lao Zhangtou also rubbed his hands too much and had skin peeling?
This is a trace element. Really, it can be as high as more than 150. Of course, you can’t eat too much because the cholesterol is too high. Pig brain is the first, and pork kidney is the second.
But even if it is rich in selenium and zinc, if you eat it on a plate early in the morning, it will be greasy, which is not very good anyway.
A belly full of milk sloshed around, and a smell of pig smell came out of my mouth. Really, it was no exaggeration at all.
Zhang Fan ran towards the hospital. He couldn't do it without running. Zhang Fan felt that the energy was too high. Zhang Fan really doesn't dare to drink milk when he has surgery.
Tea is considered a pastoral area, and the milk is too pure. Zhang Fan drank the pure milk every time, and finally had to drink the bagged milk. However, the old people were very opposed to it, saying that it was not nutritious, so just drink it. Zhang Fan didn’t drink it today. Going to the operating room.
It just so happens that I have been too busy to take care of the internal medicine department recently. Although I was notified of the ward rounds, there are too many things to do. Zhang Fan missed the appointment. It just so happened that today I had a stomach full of milk and pork kidneys, and my energy was so full that I had to go to the internal medicine department today. Digest digest!
Men who eat pork kidneys early in the morning are different. They walk with a menacing look!
"Zhang Yuan actually used lip gel. I don't know what brand it is, but it's so shiny!" Xiao Chen looked at Zhang Fan and muttered in his heart.
Lao Chen has been busy recently. Originally, Lao Chen wanted to accompany Zhang Fan for ward rounds, but Zhang Fan refused. It is not easy for Lao Chen. He has a lot of things to do, and he still has to find time to accompany Zhang Fan for ward rounds. During the ward rounds, almost a day scrapped.
Lao Chen followed the ward rounds, which was a torture. He was not particularly proficient in clinical matters in internal medicine. Every time he went there, he would not say a word from beginning to end, and he had to listen carefully to the conversation between Zhang Fan and the doctors. It was really difficult. It’s too hard for Lao Chen.
Therefore, when Lao Chen did not go, Xiao Chen brought the clerk and the dean of the internal medicine department to participate in the ward rounds.
Today the dean has a ward round. I wonder if Ouyang killed the cactus again, but the old lady actually wants to participate.
Then, Ren Li also came, and so did Yan Xiaoyu.
The director of the gastroenterology department finally waited until the second boot fell on the ground. Anyway, the one who died was finally here.
After the last notice, Zhang Fan went to the bird market, and the director of the Department of Gastroenterology waited and waited. Really, there is no way to describe the torment in his heart.
It's like being told to behead, but the executioner refuses to drop his sword. This is so upsetting. If he didn't come again, the director of the gastroenterology department would feel like he was going to be depressed.
Ren Li and Yan Xiaoyu were accompanying them, because internal medicine was their responsibility, and Ouyang was just here to see why Zhang Fan was biting the gastroenterology department and not letting go. She was also a little puzzled. The old lady felt that Zhang Fan had passed away long ago. It’s time to establish your authority.
It's not to establish authority, but it's not right to jerk off hard. If you jerk off again, the director of the Department of Gastroenterology will probably collapse.
Unexpectedly, Ouyang, Ren Li, and Yan Xiaoyu came together. For the director of the Department of Gastroenterology, the sky fell. This is not a condolence before execution!
The ward rounds in the surgical department, especially those in the trauma and orthopedics department, are just like the doctor taking a walk after breakfast. The director leads the doctor around and it takes ten minutes to complete. Because there is really nothing to say.
At most, we just look at the postoperative recovery, preoperative examinations, and postoperative antibiotic use. The rest is to instruct the patient to get out of bed when it is time to get out of bed, and brake when it is time to brake. There is nothing else to do.
And internal medicine ward rounds, in the words of residents, are smelly and long.
"Ouyuan, shall we start?" After the handover, everyone in the department looked at Zhang Fan, and Zhang Fan said to Ouyang with a smile.
It means, old lady, you go ahead and we will follow.
Ouyang glanced at Zhang Fan and ignored him.
Zhang Fan is not embarrassed. Anyway, the old lady has this temper. I don’t know what happened today. Maybe another person died in the stick drama, or the cactus is no longer working. Zhang Fan is used to it.
The old lady ignored her, so Zhang Fan smiled and said, "Let's do the rounds!" The old lady could be arrogant and ignore Zhang Fan.
But others can't do it, and they don't dare.
The resident doctor each held more than a dozen medical records, medical records made of lead plates. Really, it didn’t matter if the little girl was held in his arms for ten minutes. It would be too tiring to hold her for several hours, but today I still have to hold her if I can’t. , because it is a grand round.
Check one by one and ask one by one.
"Diagnosis? It's been three days and the diagnosis is still not clear? Even if it's not clear, isn't there even a suspected diagnosis in the medical record?"
Zhang Fan asked unhappily while holding a medical record.
For hospital medical records, preliminary diagnosis results must be available within 12 hours, and definite diagnosis must be confirmed within 24 hours.
Even if a clear diagnosis cannot be made, there must be a diagnosis with a question mark.
But in this medical record, the initial diagnosis was appendicitis. After the general surgery doctor gave a diagnosis that ruled out appendicitis, the gastroenterology doctor remained vacant.
The doctor in charge of the bed suddenly turned red.
Because, for this patient, she wanted to be transferred to surgery. So I didn't take it seriously, but Zhang Fan discovered it anyway.
