651 Miracle medicines are invented accidentally

Style: Romance Author: Zang FushengWords: 3805Update Time: 24/01/18 18:16:30
Ouyang and Zhang Fan's mentality may not be understood by those who come from rich families. Isn't it just a small amount of money? After losing money, I will go home and inherit billions of family assets.

And ordinary people can definitely experience it.

For example, when buying a house, you have to spend all your savings in five or six wallets to buy a concrete building. To be honest, from looking at the house to buying the house and finally paying the money, if you miss it, you will not be able to sleep at night. I am so scared. Something went wrong in the middle and I was tricked.

This is the mentality of Ouyang and Zhang Fan now.

Moreover, experts generally do not deceive people, but they are unusual in deceiving others. For example, if you really want to invest millions of dollars in it, but in the end you say it failed, Ouyang and Zhang Fan will not even have time to cry.

The most important thing is that Ouyang and Zhang Fan have both been experts in deceiving people, and they know the nature of experts very well.

For example, earlier, the state sent a batch of surgical vehicles to various impoverished border areas, and Chasu was given two vehicles. At that time, Chasu Hospital and Renjiahua Hospital were still going hand in hand, and Ouyang wanted to eat more.

The director of Kehua Hospital didn’t give up either.

Ouyang began to lie to the leader, making it seem like without two operating carts, Chasu Hospital would be forced to close down soon and would no longer be able to operate. No matter how serious it was, it was really just making things out of thin air.

In the end, the Chasu government had no choice but to buy an extra car for Ouyang, which cost more than two million. At that time, the leader in charge of finance at Chasu almost had his head smashed by a primary school teacher who was owed wages. Therefore, Ouyang was able to get money from the government, which relied on bank loans to pay salaries to civil servants. It was no wonder that Ouyang and Zhang Fan were not afraid.

The experts who were deeply afraid of Zhao Yanfang and Xiao Wanzi turned around and gave them a look.

My ancestors have never been rich, so damn.

For a whole day, Zhang Fan, Ouyang, Lao Chen, and Ren Li, who came later, stayed in and out of the laboratory for the whole day.

"It's not over yet! I can't even look at the mice anymore. The last two mice won't die of joy!" Lao Chen secretly whispered to Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan was going crazy. He was so exhausted that he almost lost his bones. But with Old Chen's words, Zhang Fan became energetic again.

"You go ask Zhao Yanfang, it's not appropriate for me to ask." Zhang Fan pays more attention to this aspect, especially with women of similar age. He avoids contact if he can. Although his face is indeed a bit dark, he is still attractive.

Lao Chen didn't care. Although his face was white, his face was wrinkled, and someone who didn't know it thought he had the white gauze from the operating room covering his face.

In the laboratory, "What's your heart rate and your breathing?" Zhao Yanfang sat in front of the computer and asked the experts from Wanzi Country over and over again.

The expert from Maruko Country had red eyes, staring at the monitor and inside the glass cover, staring at the two black mice wearing the same clothes as Teletubbies.

To be honest, the two black mice were probably happy at first because they had never seen the opposite sex since they were born.

I originally thought I would disembowel him and feed him arsenic, but I didn’t expect such a good thing to happen.

After putting on the heart rate and breathing equipment, the two mice started.

As a result, this thing is also a hard job. If a mouse could speak human language, it would definitely say: Your uncle, please drag me to eat arsenic. My skin is broken, why don't I pee!

"The heart rate is normal, the breathing is normal, and the blood sugar has begun to decrease. Glucose needs to be supplemented." The expert from Wanzi Country is now speaking very smoothly. If you don't listen carefully, you will think that Lao Ju is talking.

Record once every ten minutes, record once every ten minutes.

To be honest, scientific research is more boring than surgery.

When the surgery gets boring, maybe you can drive with the little nurse, or ask the old nurse to tell you what kind of tricks the old man in the family has been doing recently, and whether he is drooling at the girls wearing suspenders or black stockings on the street again.

Anyway, it can be adjusted.

But that's not the case in the laboratory. Various data, such as this test, sometimes only one pair is not accurate, and often dozens of pairs of mice are there at the beginning. Really, the mice can't bark. Otherwise, the cry of a laboratory would not be called one...

It's scary to think about it

After Zhao Yanfang finished recording, Lao Chen stopped asking. As far as I could think of, they had already prepared everything. Before going out, Lao Chen glanced at the mouse with its tongue hanging out. Lao Chen couldn't help but shudder.

As a male, the things that he originally looked forward to were made so digital. Really, think about it again, if he and his wife were at home, dressed like this, and then being stared at from the side, all his body I got goosebumps.

"When the mice were given sugar, they prepared it themselves. It is said that the purity is several levels higher than that used by humans."

"Oh!" Zhang Fan felt very uneasy now, as if two villains were fighting in his mind.

One moment I hope the test will be effective, and the other moment I hope the test will be ineffective.

To be honest, he has rarely been so entangled.

There are so many benefits here. If the experiment really wants to be successful, just buying the patent will be enough to keep the Tea Su Hospital in business for several years.

To be honest, human beings have made great progress in medicine. It feels like they are advancing by leaps and bounds. In fact, to be honest, people are not interested in anti-cancer, anti-rheumatic, anti-Parkinson's and other treatments, but they are definitely not focused on the effectiveness of the medicine in men and women.

This is no exaggeration at all.

When sildenafil was not available, many hospitals and laboratories were developing drugs of this type. China is no exception.

The path taken by the Hua Kingdom is a bit different. If it weren't for food supplements, the Siberian tigers eaten by the bosses at all levels would not dare to come. They would all go to Lao Maozi. There is no way. They come here to cut off the chickens, tigers. Can you not be afraid?

Or it can nourish the kidneys. Back then, many big shots took concentrated Liuwei Dihuang Pills. This medicine seemed to be a secret recipe. Every pharmaceutical factory produced this medicine. It was more popular than Hawthorn Pills. It is definitely not an exaggeration. .

Some people even suffered from liver failure after eating this stuff. They ate it like jelly beans three times a day. As the poison accumulated, whoever died would die!

The other type is even more ridiculous, Asan Oil. In fact, this stuff was created by a small pharmaceutical factory in China. After it was created, it was like the brain-selling gold in later generations. The advertisements were full of temptations. Anyway, they just wanted to If you want the other party to shout, you need foaming oil.

Then post a photo of a yoga monk or some old man with a white beard, which really creates a sense of mystery.

This gadget was all the rage back then, and many customers used it in hair salons where the iron fences had to be pulled down at any time.

What is this thing? To put it bluntly, it is an anesthetic. It is applied to the tip of the gun. I don’t know whether it is bright or not. Anyway, it can make the person who uses it feel lighter and weaker, just like the money spent on a hairdresser and a shave is not in vain. It must be made to make the person walk with his legs crossed. , and won’t give up until the skin is worn out.

But the biggest drawback of this thing is that long-term use will cause it to become really soft. If it becomes really soft, it will not matter whether you are playing or singing, or you are a charming star.

To be honest, this is the thinking of Chinese pharmaceutical companies, quick money, quick money, quick money must be made.

And Europe and the United States are also fighting.

There is a joke here, it’s true.

Back then, men's doctors held a conference in Belgium or Austria. It was a small country anyway, and many of the top men's doctors from Europe and the United States gathered together. Sildenafil did not exist at that time.

Then, everyone talked about their own research results, but none of them were particularly satisfactory. The biggest problem with various drugs was side effects.

To put it more simply, although various drugs can make a man's spear shine, they all have a side effect, that is, after long-term use, when the drug develops resistance, the spear that could originally pick up a dry towel will become completely unreliable. I couldn't even pick up a napkin.

This is why sildenafil became popular all over the world. This product does not have such side effects. Although it may cause heart failure, is it a hero who is afraid of death? no!

Just when everyone thought that this meeting had no results, Mishima, an old doctor in his eighties, opened the door and came in.

Then he said: I have achieved results and there are no side effects.

No one believes it, because so many people have been studying it for so many years. What can you, an old man, do?

As a result, the old man took off his pants

Really, if an 80-year-old man took off his pants in a venue with hundreds of people, it would make the news.

As a result, the man showed his spear and said proudly: "This is my achievement."

You don’t know the atmosphere at that time. All the major pharmaceutical companies were going crazy. They wanted to drag the old man and ask for the name of the medicine.

Think about it, an eighty-year-old man is not an eighteen-year-old boy!

As a result, although the drug developed by the old man was useful, it had drawbacks. It was an injection, and it was not a muscle injection, but a vascular injection, and it had to be injected into a long gun. Really, this old man Mishima also tried his best.

When the old man revealed the treatment method, people in the pharmaceutical company were shocked.

This thing, unless you are really helpless, who would give yourself a shot beforehand? It hurts just thinking about it. What if I went to Tie Zhan's beauty salon, took out a syringe and gave myself a shot, and then I would scare Teacher Tony to death!

Although the medicine has no side effects, the method of using it is so mind-blowing, it really makes me tremble.

However, this drug was still popular for a period of time, and then it disappeared after sildenafil came out.

These drugs mainly target ED.

For example, with sildenafil, you are a barbarian king, and you are still a barbarian king after taking the medicine. You should vomit in five seconds or five seconds. It is amazing that after vomiting, it can light up again for a short time.

However, this is already quite good, and it gives many people who are disappointed with the hope of continuing the family line and having children.

As for extending time, it is not that famous compared to ED.

For example, the so-called third brother is actually the magic oil made by Hua Guo himself. And it is said that this thing is very popular in the meatball country. This thing can brighten up and down, and it can also maintain the durability of the gloss over time.

But once drug resistance develops, the consequences can make men cry to death.

In modern medicine, there are about three types of time-prolonging drugs.

One is psychological intervention. To put it bluntly, it is to let the patient relax and then stop thinking about this matter and think about mysterious and mysterious issues such as why the earth revolves around the sun.

The other method is anesthesia, which is the same method as divine oil. The last one is SSRI drugs.

What SSRI is originally used for is the same as sildenafil. It is originally a cardiovascular drug, while SSRI is originally an antidepressant.

This thing has one price when used to fight depression, but a different price when used to clean guns. Really, it’s so easy to play with.

When this drug was discovered, many patients did not have good effects on diseases such as depression after taking this drug. However, patients who tried the drug did not return the drug to the doctor. Secretly taking the medicine and going home!

And after the onset of the disease, it was discovered that although the patient was frothing at the mouth and in a frantic state, the spear was actually bright. The doctor used an electric baton to shock the patient, but the patient remained strong.

Therefore, this thing was later used to treat premature (a) ejaculation.

Many people, many men, in order to prolong the time, do not follow the doctor's advice and eat twice as much. After eating too much, not only the blood pressure drops, but also some of them are calm, and they don't change their expressions when they see the earth exploding.

And long-term consumption of this stuff can indeed make a man go from one minute to two minutes, but eating too much of this stuff can induce suicide.

Of course, the market for this drug is not as big as the market for sildenafil after all. Those who understand this stuff will understand it, but it will be difficult to explain to those who don’t.

Anyway, I’m done having fun, so I won’t worry about whether others are happy or not!

"Zhang Yuan, you and the leaders should go home first. I don't think it will be over for a while."

Lao Chen looked at Zhang Fan's tired face and said.

To be honest, Zhang Fan was really exhausted mentally and physically. He finally realized why his master put down the scalpel early before he reached the age of eighty. Scientific research was so exhausting!