It is good or bad to marry a doctor or marry a doctor.
If you want your significant other to make some achievements in career, you have to devote a lot. In larger hospitals, there is nothing to talk about labor laws, just like the leaders going to meetings regardless of time.
The other half is a doctor, which has obvious benefits. As long as it is about people, you can probably ask your other half. Even if your cat meows too much in spring, your other half can sell some medicine to cure it.
Of course, there are good things and bad things, and the bad side is also very obvious. Let’s not talk about pretentious things like lack of time. Just a living habit can make the other half crazy.
Especially the other half of the female doctor. To be honest, even if he is not crazy, he is lucky.
For example, when wiping her butt, she wipes it from front to back, but she also forces her husband to do the same. And when it comes to washing hands before meals and after going to the toilet, female doctors want to take a brush to wash their husbands, not to mention that when they first fell in love, there were many people who used hand sanitizer to disinfect their husbands' third line!
Even going to the bathroom and flushing the toilet would make her mother-in-law feel aggrieved that this doctor's daughter-in-law looked down on her. For example, many people go to the bathroom. Halfway through, they feel that the smell is too bad, and then they flush the toilet. At this time, the female doctor will jump out, point at the toilet seat and yell: It will be infected!
It may sound like female doctors are a bit neurotic, but this is actually quite scientific. Many people, especially girls, have never even held a man’s hand, only to find out they have a urinary tract infection! After searching again and again, there was no reason, and I accidentally discovered that she had the habit of flushing the toilet halfway! The urology department in Maruko Country conducted an experiment. When flushing the toilet without closing the lid, fecal aerosols can be flushed six meters away. The distance you can lift your buttocks is definitely not six meters away, so...
Also, when the child had a fever, the mother-in-law would cover the child with a dog-skin mattress to help him sweat, while the female doctor would take off the child's clothes, leaving the child's buttocks bare, and open the window for ventilation.
Oops, the old lady at home can't wait to chop her daughter-in-law into mincemeat with a kitchen knife and make dumplings. Isn’t the experience passed down from several lifetimes inferior to that of a little doctor like you?
In fact, this is like a joke in the hospital. It says that a patient had diarrhea for three days because he ate inappropriate food. He was admitted to the hospital because of dehydration. After treatment in the hospital, the patient became energetic the next day and then took a medicine. This is a comprehensive guide on "Don't seek medical treatment when you are sick". Discuss the treatment plan with the doctor in front of him!
In fact, this is the doctor, the doctor in the family. When a group of doctors are at a banquet, it really makes people gnash their teeth with hatred. I despise everything I go up to, and I despise everything I come up to!
The boss of the Tea Winery originally wanted to take advantage of this trend to bring his wine to the whole country. But as soon as he boasted about how many types of trace elements there are, the doctor began to spread knowledge to him, especially about Doctors in the hepatology department have colored glasses when it comes to alcohol!
It's like when a black drug company released a so-called super hemostatic toothpaste, and then a group of doctors started a lawsuit with the pharmaceutical company on the Internet, claiming that the toothpaste contained hemostatic drugs. What's even more frightening is that a company worth tens of billions of dollars couldn't sue them. Fighting, I actually started to want to learn the old methods of a certain medicinal wine factory!
Of course, no matter how rubbish the wine is, the boss of the Tea Winery cannot afford to offend these doctors in Chasu today.
Teasu's stomach accompanies Mr. Wu and Mr. Lu and his brothers. Of course, Ouyang still has a seat here. Zhang Fan was accompanied by several experts who were quite advanced in age but a generation younger than Mr. Wu and the others.
However, the pollen cheese cake with tea content is popular among everyone.
"Brother, you must get one of the Standing Committee seats tomorrow!" Zhang Fan talked one by one. He didn't have time to do the work one by one in private. Moreover, this was not about assigning rights, but assigning tasks.
Moreover, although Zhang Fan is young, his teacher has a strong background, so as long as he is not of the same generation as Mr. Lu and the others, it is absolutely fine for Zhang Fan to call him senior brother, and the other party will be quite happy.
Ancestor disciples, you are kidding!
"I'll give it to the Standing Committee. I'm sure Lao Li won't be convinced!" A professor of liver disease at Central South University held the boiled water reservedly, as if he were holding a puree wine with 60% tea content. He said he didn't want it, but he didn't want it. But his hand grabbed Zhang Fan and refused to let him go!
"Hey, you should win a Nobel Prize for your discovery of neoantigens in glycoproteins in the immune response of parasite proteins in the human liver. I'm afraid you won't like this little puddle!"
"Haha, you kid is laughing at me, you are laughing at me. Financial and material resources were really tight back then. If we had continued our research, hey, wouldn't the glycoprotein variant antigen that Wanzi had discovered would have won the Nobel Prize! Okay, you, Yuan Zhang, have spoken, I want one of these standing committee members! But we don’t have a lot of funds!”
Although Zhang Fan talked about his most proud achievements, everyone seemed to understand Zhang Fan's habit of catching people asking for money.
"Brother, there will be a meeting tomorrow, and you will have one of the Standing Committee members!" Zhang Fan whispered while pouring tea in front of an expert from Central China.
"Aren't you laughing at me? Regarding liver surgery, how can I still watch it in front of you?" The old man was very reserved!
"Hey! Just bully me about liver transplantation. My uncle said that if you are a younger generation, he will look after you!" Zhang Fan happily poured water for the bald old man.
"Teacher Wu really said that?"
"Look at you, where is your own level? For liver transplantation, who can bypass you? Are you afraid that I will ask you for money and funding? Senior brother, it's not good for you to do this. Everyone talks about liver transplantation. Department, Professor Hu from Central China is the most arrogant, can’t this be a rumor?”
After Zhang Fan talked with two or three people, he found that it was too difficult for these guys to get money, so he changed his strategy!
"Hey, you brat, you're not big, you're slick! After this wave, your work will probably become a trend. How many standing committee members are there now, and how many fates have you had?"
"With more than 20 members of the Standing Committee, we can probably make up five to six billion. As much as you senior fellow apprentices can contribute, we will also contribute as much as tea! Senior fellow, be more generous and don't let the legend of the world turn into a joke!"
"Okay, okay, I'll give you 20 million this time, but the project will have to be put here. When the lab comes, it won't be enough, and I'm going to cause trouble for you!"
Ouyang accompanied the leader, "Leader..."
Not only were the big guys at Cha Su making fun of him, but even the leader in charge of health immediately stood up when he heard Ouyang open his mouth and went to find someone to toast with a wine glass~!
They are really scared!
The next day, the meeting begins!
The huge five-star hotel was packed with Chinese hepatobiliary experts and scholars.
