440 Diseases that like to follow

Style: Romance Author: Zang FushengWords: 4154Update Time: 24/01/18 18:16:30
As for foreign medical insurance, it is an unfamiliar word to most people. And for people within the walls, this is a super beautiful word.

Many people use many methods to get this term, because Chasu Hospital is the only tertiary hospital in Chasu area, and although the later Chinese Medicine Hospital is also a tertiary hospital, it is not a general hospital, so it is not a designated hospital for prisons.

But people inside the high wall resort to all kinds of tricks to get medical treatment. Some are more ruthless, including swallowing toothbrushes, swallowing iron wire, and swallowing glass particles to cause self-mutilation.

Some people tried every means to get pregnant before they were imprisoned. Really, the methods they came up with were varied, and some of them can be called geniuses.

In Chasu Hospital, you can often see several police officers leading a prisoner wearing striped clothes and wearing white steel shackles and handcuffs. For ordinary people, not to mention intestinal obstruction, even an appendix will cause pain in their eyes, nausea and vomiting, and they will be unable to walk while holding their stomachs.

But there are often people in blue-striped clothes who are quite ruthless, with iron wires hanging in their intestines, and their faces are deformed in pain. Not only can they drag the iron shackles around by themselves, but they can also look at them fiercely if they encounter curious eyes. past.

Maybe it's because of the different materials, but it just gives people an incredible feeling.

It's hard to describe what kind of pain it is to swallow nails. Maybe naughty boys have had similar feelings, such as sitting on the horizontal bar with their legs spread apart, and then accidentally, maybe someone else pulled it? Maybe it's because of a lack of focus. Steady, suddenly, the steel pipe and the meatball were squeezed together.

You still have to squeeze together vigorously? Then the pain suddenly rises? This kind of pain is different from the pain of a broken hand and a broken head? Although a broken hand and a broken head also hurt, but compared with the compound pain of ball pain, It feels relatively better.

The first thing that came out was like a muscle was pulled from the body. From the abdomen to between the two spans, all the organs seemed to be violently pulled together for a moment, and then they wanted to run away collectively. The tearing pain spread. Come? Then it's scalding. It's like boiling water was poured directly into the body from the neck. It's so hot that the intestines are mixed together.

Swallowing a toothbrush alive or a nail? It is definitely not a job that ordinary people can do. Not to mention the pain? Even if you take an iron tool such as a nail and swallow it, it is quite difficult.

But those within the high walls dare.

There are also pregnant women. No matter how young they are, how do they calculate the ovulation period and the day of pregnancy? To be honest, careless gynecologists are not as good as others. Accurately, just a little bit of liquid can make you pregnant. There is no need for a man to show up to get pregnant.

Really, sometimes? It’s incredible just thinking about it.

What they do is actually to wait for the opportunity to seek medical insurance outside the country. The simplest and most difficult thing to obtain is to directly issue a certificate of mental illness. Most people would not dare to think of the difficulty of such a certificate. It's even harder inside the high walls.

When it comes to operability, other diseases are not very suitable because it is difficult to resist re-examination, but patients with diabetes are the easiest disease to operate and are not afraid of re-examination.

Therefore, in the early years, many people relied on this disease to get out of the high wall. As for high blood pressure, although this disease is easy to treat, the difficulty lies in resisting re-examination.

A bunch of morons in Tea Su started to sell various businesses after the government issued rectification documents. A scale bought for hundreds of thousands of dollars could be sold for tens of thousands of dollars if it broke. Electric stoves bought for millions are sold at scrap copper prices.

Many coastal bosses laughed out loud and spent a little money to buy real gold. Then, these moths are not stupid either. The smaller moths, those who divorced early, and those who divided their property, wanted others to refund the compensation after the incident, but when they went to check, they found that they had nothing.

Bigger bugs, more high-end, just let the wife and children go to the neighboring countries of Stan to be visiting scholars. Sometimes when I think about it, it seems like a middle-aged woman who is half-aged, going to Stan University to be a visiting scholar, and she can only speak Maozi. She is a Harrah boy who can only open and close her mouth. Is she going to exchange mahjong?

I don’t know if I visited or not, but after a while, maybe it was Paris in Europe or New York in Golden Retriever, and I suddenly became a foreigner!

Once these big and small borers get into the high wall, these people start to deceive other people with a little money. The director in charge of logistics at Chasu Hospital was the one who was deceived.

The dean took the amount that the other party spilled, which was like millet grains, and pounced on it like a skinny dog ​​seeing fat meat. His requirements were not high. During the examination, he took the prepared diabetic patients' Urine and blood exchange.

This operation is particularly simple because of the peculiarity of the examiner. Usually, a separate blood drawing room is found. The logistics dean, although not the business dean, is still the leader. He goes in to say hello to the prison guard, gives him a cigarette, and then, looking for an opportunity, changes the test tube.

If not, the moths had taken over, and this would have become a headless public case.

The fallen tea can was like the heart of the logistics dean. When the other party showed his work ID, he knew that he had done something wrong, "Zhang Yuan, Zhang Yuan, help me, Zhang Yuan, Zhang Yuan, brother." A handful, I just got some substandard reagents, and when I was building the dormitory, I revealed the lowest bid to the builder, Zhang Yuan, help me, I didn’t do anything!"

Zhang Fan has a big head. He doesn't have any brains or courage, so don't play with fire. They haven't even asked questions yet, and everything that should be said and shouldn't be said is thrown into the air. But he came here because of your trivial matters, I don’t know what he thinks.

A few young officers couldn't help but pick up this guy and walk downstairs. Anyway, he couldn't escape at the specified time and place.

In the hospital, everyone started talking when they saw the director of logistics being held up like a dead pig. Not long after, Ouyang also came to Zhang Fan's office.

"What's going on?" Ouyang said with a dark look on his face. The old lady was actually angry not because something happened to the director of logistics, but because he was an adult and it was his own business to do whatever he wanted to do. Ouyang was angry that the organization didn't notify her. She was not informed by Chen Sheng.

This made the old lady very happy.

"The dean of logistics took the money given by others and subcontracted the tester's urine and blood samples." Zhang Fan said with obvious depression.

"Is this brainless disaster involving anyone from the laboratory department and nursing department?" Ouyang looked at Zhang Fan's low mood and his voice became much gentler.

This is the mood, she can understand it. Ordinary drivers will feel twitching when they see a traffic policeman even if they are not violating the rules, let alone the Discipline Inspection Commission with a black face. When a group of people show their work IDs and speak righteously, the feeling of being in the scene is really not ordinary. Can feel it.

"Fortunately, no one else is involved! Don't think too much about the recent period. Just take it as a lesson. Remember, it is not enough to lead people to make money and improve their skills. You must also lead them to improve their own skills. Moral cultivation.

Don't think that weekly party classes are a waste of time. You must check them carefully. In a few days, we will sort out the hospital's management loopholes together. There is no best, only better. Although I have criticized you this time, this is also the leader's love and promotion for you.

If you don't love and care for you, if you don't care about you, will you think that you can just take people away quietly? And I wasn't even notified. Tell me, your boss loves you so much, why are you downhearted?

Isn't it just a criticism? No one is negligent. I still have a lot of punishments on me now. I don’t want to be like a hairless chicken like you who wants to lose the battle in one day. Cheer up! "

Ouyang thought that the government had reprimanded Zhang Fan, and was afraid that Zhang Fan could not bear it, so he calmly suppressed his anger and comforted Zhang Fan.

"At such a young age, I received such severe criticism from the organization. Thanks to my mother, I came early. If I had come a little later, it would have been an accident for a director of a tertiary hospital to cry in his office."

Ouyang thought proudly for a moment, she was right, it was really uncomfortable to have someone reprimand someone on behalf of the organization for no reason.

Zhang Fan was stunned.

"I'm not downhearted. I just think that Lao Li usually looks at people and animals as harmless and always pays careful attention to the soles of his feet when walking. He is afraid of stepping on something. Why is he so brave?"

"As long as you don't feel uncomfortable if you are ruthless when someone withered. Whatever punishment the leader gives you, if it exceeds the warning, I will go to the government to cause trouble. When this happened, it was not during your term of office. If you want to be punished, punish me!"

Ouyang is like an old hen protecting her chicks!

"No, I wasn't punished. I just said that I must pay close attention to management and don't let it go! Do I still need to be punished?"

Zhang Fan asked in surprise.

"Uh!" Old Mrs. Ouyang had a breath she couldn't get out of her throat. Her originally dark face seemed a little whiter with a brush, and then she stood up and left without saying a word.

The old lady felt a little embarrassed, so she pretended to be angry, waved her hands and left.

Zhang Fan opened his mouth, but before he could finish speaking, Ouyang left.

Feeling a little ashamed, Ouyang pouted and watered the cactus in the office. The cold wind blowing from Siberia outside the window finally started to whine, and the weather became very gray. It had just entered October, and the first snow fell as expected. to.

The heating in Chasu was turned on in mid-October, but the hospital burned it by itself. When the weather dropped, the boiler in Chasu Hospital started to burn. Many old men and women with geriatric diseases brought changes of clothes, as if Like migratory birds, they slowly moved towards the hospital.

When Zhang Fan got off work, it started to snow heavily. The snowflakes in late autumn are particularly wet and heavy, not as elegant as the snowflakes in winter. The snowflakes in late autumn are mixed with the rain that has not yet turned into a solid substance. When they fall, they are like a mouthful of phlegm, sticking to people's faces and sliding down, which is very uncomfortable.

There are many teas in the Kazakh and Mongolian people. They have begun to celebrate the Winter Slaughter Festival. The rich will kill a horse or a cow. Ordinary people usually kill a sheep for the festival. Bayin is considered a rich person now. She and Xuefeng are married. I had a happy little life.

Bayin had savings in hand, Xuefeng's beef stall was also very popular, and the young couple discussed inviting people from the hospital to their home for the holidays.

The Shao Hua family also prepares some ingredients at this time of year.

The winter in the frontier is definitely not what mainlanders can imagine.

Sometimes it is really impossible not to stock up on some ingredients. Often when a heavy snow comes, the vegetable market is closed and the meat stalls are out of business, so Mrs. Shao Hua and Mrs. Zhang Fan also started to cook some frontier-style food.

Chrysanthemum eggplant is Zhang Fan's favorite food. Although the frost-killed autumn eggplant has much less water, it is better at chewing. Wash it and steam it in a pot. When it is about 70 to 80% cooked, take it out and put it on the cutting board. Next, press on the big stone to squeeze out the water in the eggplant.

Then heat sesame oil and minced garlic and pour it on the eggplant with a little bit of vinegar. When you eat it, it's more fragrant than meat.

Because Zhang Fan loves to eat, Mrs. Shao Hua cooks a lot, and the family is very busy.

Just when everyone is happy and ready to welcome winter. The flu arrived as expected, and what’s even more disappointing is that not only the flu, but also hand, foot and mouth disease seemed to be here for the holidays, following the flu into the tea plant.

After having a delicious meal of chrysanthemum and eggplant, Zhang Fan lay in bed chatting with Shao Hua at night, chatting about the hospital's logistics director. Zhang Fan rarely told Shao Hua about work matters because Zhang Fan felt that there was something wrong If you can bear it yourself, there is no need to tell Shao Hua.

But today was different. Zhang Fan was really shocked. How terrifying it must be for a person to be scared to pieces and paralyzed on the ground.

Shao Hua was also quite surprised. During the day, the dean of logistics told Shao Hua that he wanted to treat Zhang Fan to dinner alone, but Shao Hua smiled and did not answer.

"Thankfully, I kept my eyes open and didn't say anything. Oh my God, people really can't be judged by their appearance!" Shao Hua patted his chest with his little hand.

The young man and woman chatted endlessly, and while they were chatting, the two began to compete in kung fu.

In a county hospital called Hanggai near Chasu, a pediatrician was on duty. In more developed cities in the mainland, there are many top-three hospitals in a county. After all, there are many people. For example, Humen in Yangcheng, no one will doubt it if you say it is a provincial city, but it is just a town.

As for the county seat of Chasu, if you say it is a town, sometimes it seems untenable. Just make a big cross here and there, and then leave the city. It's no exaggeration at all. Hanggai County is located on the edge of the grassland and is known as the city with blue sky. The sky is indeed as blue as a gem.

There are grasslands on one side and plateau lakes on the other. The environment is beautiful, but there is really nothing to say about the economy. The economy is not good and it cannot support people. Every year, fresh graduates wait for the doctor qualification certificate and the teacher qualification certificate. No need to think about it, I went to the big city without any nostalgia.

In the county hospital in Hanggai, the pediatrician was a doctor recruited from the Department of Gynecology. Because there were originally four doctors in the pediatrics department, one of them gave birth to a child and the other wanted to be transferred because of activities. After two college students directly verified the results, even the files were lost. Don't just leave.

The dean couldn't even force him to stay, so he had to hire a doctor from the gynecology department to be a pediatrician. Otherwise, the pediatrician won't be able to unscrew the plug, and the director of pediatrics and the gynecologist will be on duty all day long.

As a result, a child came in the middle of the night. She looked at it casually, thought it was a simple cold and fever, prescribed some antipyretics and antibiotics, and sent her home.