After Zhang Fan and Shao Hua ended the game in which you attacked and defended each other, switching roles, Zhang Fan's brain was like a pile of used diapers. He couldn't squeeze anymore, and if he squeezed anymore, he would just pee. Under normal circumstances at this time, men who smoke often take a puff of fairy cigarettes, which is more enjoyable than smoking after a meal. In the faint green smoke, their eyes are straight, and their minds are filled with blank questions about how the universe was formed.
Between men and women, especially couples, whether they are loving each other on the bedside or arguing on the floor, it is a very strenuous exercise. At first glance, it seems that there is not much movement. In fact, if you think about it carefully, the consumption is definitely no less than holding a big top.
Let's talk about quarreling. A couple who quarrels a little every three days and a big quarrel every five days is usually fat and thin. The fat one wins the quarrel. Even though they are very angry at the time, they look at the words the other party has been scolded by. Even though I was frothing, I actually felt secretly happy.
Then there is the one who gets more and more angry and loses his appetite, and cannot gain weight even if he wants to, while the other one brings victory on the battlefield into his job, and the more he eats, the more he eats, and then he becomes the so-called person who grows fat even if he drinks water, can you? Do you want to gain weight? The adrenal glands have exerted their maximum effect. Not only does the heart feel good, but the brain also feels good. In order to continue this pleasure, the brain uses various methods to make the body stronger to release more adrenal glands, so there is a fight. A more courageous posture.
And a family that is like a battlefield every day, if it encounters a well-matched opponent. The couple was absolutely skinny. They consumed too much. They had a good meal and didn't even leave the house. They had an earth-shaking quarrel and all the nutrients were used up.
It wasn't over yet. At night, the couple lay on the same bed, not talking to each other, as if they were pretending to sleep, but actually they were counting their ribs and calculating: Why didn't I have a fight today? How will I make a fuss tomorrow and how will I plan my tactics?
Then, the final result is that sooner or later one of them will have gastric cancer, breast cancer or thyroid cancer. What's wrong with my stomach? What's caused by drinking alcohol and taking medicine? To be honest, the stomach is the most solid organ among the internal organs.
This thing is not even afraid of strong acid. Drinking alcohol, yes, can indeed cause bleeding in the gastric mucosa, but with this level of drinking, the liver will be destroyed long before the stomach is damaged.
So, this is an aspect of the family environment in medical terms. Gastroenterologists often tell patients to improve their home environment and living habits. This is not the doctor telling you to move to a bigger house of 200 square meters, but it is telling you to stop arguing and getting angry and eat all three meals on time.
Fortunately, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua are not like this. Shao Hua occasionally plays a little temper, and Zhang Fan immediately pretends to be understanding. If an outsider makes Shao Hua angry, Zhang Fan will never do it when Shao Hua is angry. Reasoning with Shao Hua and saying what you should do is what fools do.
Zhang Fan usually moves a bench, pours a cup of tea, and while Shao Hua curses the so-called outsider, drinks water, and opens an operation in his mind to practice his skills. Even though Zhang Fan didn't seem to have been in love before getting married, this function seemed to be innate. That is, if he was a little poorer back then, it's hard to say whether Zhang Fan would have become a doctor.
It is estimated that God was also on guard against this, which caused Zhang Fan to have a face that looked like he was harvesting wheat in June during his hormonal years, not to mention that he had no money in his pocket.
After a tie, Zhang Fan leaned on the bed in a daze. But Shao Hua would be dishonest now. When the fight didn't start, Shao Hua was like all the women. The one on the left didn't want it, the one on the right hated it. She knew exactly what was going to be done, but she just wanted to put up a symbolic resistance.
And Zhang Fan was very cooperative and said sweet words, this is the charter, the charter and procedures that are inherent in the nature of men and women. Unless it's paid for or forced.
After it's over, the process is reversed. Zhang Fan just wanted to be quiet, but Shao Hua started to want to move! One moment he felt the muscles on Zhang Fan's chest, and the other moment he studied the small bean button on his chest. I was also very curious and asked: There is a small eye on your little Doudou. Let me see if there is one on the other side.
Shao Hua's slipperiness finally made Zhang Fan confused.
"You can't touch this thing!" Zhang Fan's little peas were pinched red by Shao Hua. Originally brown. Now it looks like a little cherry that has been exposed to the sun.
"You're just talking nonsense, then why are you, why are you touching me!"
"Uh, can this be the same!"
"Why is it different? It's so small and you can't touch it!"
"Silly girl, do you feel uncomfortable when you have to urinate and have no place to go to the bathroom? This thing is the same as when you need to pee and can't find the bathroom!"
"Huh?" Shao Hua said, "Don't lie to me." She had her little hands ready. If Zhang Fan was talking nonsense, she would probably have to grab him a little bigger.
In fact, a man's gland is just like the human sacrum, or in layman's terms, the tail bone. It is a metamorphic organ. What is this thing for? It is an organ that secretes juice. But the various internal pipes have deteriorated and are half open and half closed, just like the sewers that are old and in disrepair.
You say it is unobstructed. When a child urinates, water will leak out everywhere. You say it is not unobstructed. When the disease occurs, the dripping of this thing can make the underwear soaked, just like during breastfeeding. The child's mother is the same.
Women's glands have well-developed channels, and proper stimulation can increase secretion. This is where the prolactinologist comes from.
This is not the case for men. Just like Zhang Fan said, once it is stimulated and secreted, it will immediately feel like a person whose bladder is about to explode and needs to urinate. It is quite uncomfortable. The male glands actually feel uncomfortable when stimulated.
What should I do if I feel uncomfortable? It can't come out, and no one can tell what the secretion of juice is. Over time, like spoiled milk, it begins to deteriorate, followed by inflammation and cancer.
Female breast cancer is very cruel. Usually, both breasts have to be removed. It looks very cruel. After this kind of surgery, it was as if the breasts had been gouged with a big bowl and left marks, and then burned again with a soldering iron. The white color had turned into a brown, shrunken shape.
Fortunately, the cure rate is currently very high.
But it's different for men. Once breast cancer is diagnosed, the chance of survival is extremely slim. Money is often spent and people are lost.
Therefore, many people, especially some young people, in order to find excitement, let their girlfriends suck and suck, and the glands become swollen like Wangzi steamed buns. When we came to the hospital, the doctor was scared and kept telling him not to stimulate it anymore. Don't stimulate it anymore. Can't you just let it be a peaceful and quiet little soybean?
Because irritation can lead to inflammation of the rheumatoid gland and then cancer, it has been on the rise in recent years. Could it be that the sensitive point has moved up? This is not bluffing.
When Zhang Fan told Shao Hua, Shao Hua immediately didn't dare to play with it. After all, they all grew up on breast milk, who doesn’t have one yet...
Zhang Fan and Shao Hua have a very good and harmonious relationship. Firstly, both of them are reasonable and broad-minded people. Secondly, in terms of family income, there is nothing to worry about between poor and humble couples. Thirdly, the main reason is that Zhang Fan is good at Kung Fu.
Zhang Fan is quite proud of this aspect. After all, medicine is not acquired in vain, and understanding of the human body is not acquired in vain.
Men, most men, come up like very hungry piglets, burping, burping, burping, and then lying there like dead fish, unable to move.
In fact, for men, this is like drinking liquor. A few big gulps will make you feel drunk. Even if you drink well, if you drink too hard, you will vomit all over the floor early.
As for women, it is actually like drinking rice wine. Just like the ancient people, they warm the wine to compensate for the plum blossoms. First they go from sour to hazy, and then they see the mountains as not mountains, and the water as not water. Slowly, the mountains are still mountains, and the water is still water. But the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers can last for a long time.
Therefore, many men and women are not harmonious. One is anxious and the other is slow-tempered. It would be strange if they can be harmonious.
But it’s not the Chinese men’s fault, it’s the Chinese education’s fault.
For example, when Zhang Fan was in junior high school, he had to take physiological hygiene classes, and books were distributed with his physiological structure drawn on them. When Zhang Fan and others were in junior high school, boys and girls often read the human physiology section in biology books behind their backs.
After enduring it, it’s finally the end of the semester and it’s time to start this section. The freshmen asked the repeaters what the teacher said in this section. It really doesn’t matter whether you study well or not, whether you want to get into high school or join the society.
All very curious.
There was a boy in Zhang Fan's class who repeated the grade. He told Zhang Fan and the others in the corner of the classroom: I'm going, this class is exciting. After the teacher started the class, he took off his clothes while teaching, and then slowly descended from top to bottom. What is here and what is there.
As he spoke, he sipped his saliva. It was probably that the young man was secretly watching movies back then. But Zhang Fan and the others didn't know that at the time. A bunch of little chicks who heard this almost stood up and saluted, because the biology teacher at that time was said to be Qianjin, a leader who had just graduated a few years ago.
Dressed in a western style, wearing a red check mark on the upper body, this kind of caring T-shirt is only found in big cities, light blue stretch jeans, wide-mouthed red leather shoes, and transparent shiny stockings exposed on the white ankles! Darling, this teacher was the goddess in Zhang Fan and his dreams back then.
In that class that year, before class, all the boys in the class had their heads raised like crows in anticipation and their eyes were red.
As a result, the teacher came in, threw the book on the desk and said, "Teach yourself this class!" Then turned around and left.
You don’t know, some people probably cried at that time, not for any other reason, but because they love to study, and because the repeater lied to others!
That's it in junior high school, but it's even more strict in high school.
Let’s not talk about the love between men and women. School teachers are like mountain kings trying to steal a bride. Anyone who flirts with someone will be beaten with a stick...
Not to mention, when iron boats were introduced to China from the Kingdom of Golden Horses, there were no movie theaters in small counties at that time, but iron boats were so famous that they were said to be classics, and there was even a piece of shredded pork or green pepper for a beautiful lady to draw. What about drop paintings?
Zhang Fan and the others made an appointment to see the classics. They were definitely not here specifically to see paintings. Then dozens of students went to the undocumented dark room on a dark and windy night. This room was the famous video hall. Three movies were available for one dollar. After midnight, they could watch whatever they wanted. Of course, Zhang Fan and the others usually also I have to go home at ten o'clock at the latest because the evening self-study time is over.
Look and look, it’s really boring, a broken ship is really nothing to watch, because it’s a gun movie, and from time to time there will be a southern Chinese saying, “Fuck your mother!”
Finally, we waited for the painting scene. By coincidence, just like every student, a vicious dean of the academic affairs office came to the school. He took the physical education teacher with a stick and a rope and kicked the child away. The door to the dark room.
The light shone in like a prison search light. The director of the Academic Affairs Office did not see the drawing board on the TV, only saw the white thighs, and then yelled, "You dare to watch pornographic videos! Arrest them all."
Those who are caught will be expelled, and then they will probably be beaten to death by their parents.
A room full of high school and junior high school students originally stood up to salute, but they were suddenly frightened. Some of the children were probably psychologically frightened. Zhang Fan realized something was wrong at that time, so he pulled down the black curtain and threw it towards the director of the Academic Affairs Office.
In fact, the dean of the Academic Affairs Office only scares and scares students, but he is still a good person. When the black curtain flew over, he thought he had met a hero flying over. He tilted his head and raised his arms, turning on the defense mode. At this moment, Zhang Fan kicked the window and shouted vaguely, "Run!"
Then a group of students, like frightened bats, swoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Then the dean of the academic affairs office and the physical education teacher held flashlights, just like catching pornographic and gamblers in a joint defense, "Stop! If you don't stop, I won't let you go. I've seen you."
Catch the thief and catch the filthy. Can the person who dares to escape from late night self-study and watch the video be a good boy? Whoever stops is the fool. The streets are like rabbits chased by dogs on the mountain.
The students ran, and the teacher chased them, followed by a fat boss with a kitchen knife, "You bastards, pay for my window, look what I've done to you. I provoked whomever!"
Will children under such strict guarding be able to understand things between men and women when they grow up? No, so this is also the reason why few people have the best first love but eventually get married. Isn’t there a saying, don’t bother to adjust other people’s husbands!
Shao Hua and Zhang Fan were tired for a while, and then they started talking about business. Young couples are probably like this. They don't fight, they talk about differences, and it's generally not easy to talk about business.
