With the development of the economy and the development of the country, many people have begun to highlight their individuality. In fact, it’s pretty good. The all-blue overalls look boring. After all, they don’t look good without suspenders and short shorts!
But sometimes, you must not pursue specificity. For example, if you get sick and get the flu, even if it is a mutated bacterial virus, because of the large number of sick people, even if there is no mature treatment method, you will definitely find a suitable treatment method in a short time.
If you get a rare disease, it is not a matter of money. First of all, someone has to be able to diagnose, not to mention other rare diseases such as "Puppet Man (Multiple Sclerosis) and Involuntary Dancing (Huntington's Disease)".
Not to mention that you are in a high-ranking hospital, even a national key hospital directly under the Ministry of Health, even if you find the wrong department, you may not be able to diagnose it. It is not an exaggeration at all.
The definitions of rare diseases are different in foreign countries. For example, in China, people think that refractory or stubborn diseases with less than 50,000 patients are called rare diseases.
If a golden retriever comes directly, it is considered a rare disease if it is less than 200,000 yuan.
As for domestic, there is currently no definite definition.
There are currently about 7,000 recognized rare diseases in the world. It can be said that each one is a disaster for individuals. Sometimes, even if you have money, you may not be able to cure it.
Most of them are hereditary diseases, while a small number are caused by novelty and curiosity, such as the current AIDS. If rich European and American men hadn't gone to the African grasslands to have sex in the open air, maybe we wouldn't have this disease now.
Not to mention how gentle the golden retrievers are, they can even eat beef with blood, so they can be very particular.
Zhao Zipeng of the Anorectal Department discovered a rare anorectal disease early in the morning.
Zhao Zipeng was dumbfounded and couldn't do anything, so he had to call Zhang Fan.
As soon as Zhang Fan got out of the elevator, he saw Zhao Zipeng standing guard at the door of the elevator, with a blank expression on his face, as if he was deep in thought thinking about some world problem.
"What are you doing!" Zhang Fan asked after seeing Zhao Zipeng with Xiao Wang, the officer from the medical office.
"Zhang Yuan! I'm waiting for you here." Zhao Zipeng immediately came back to his senses after hearing Zhang Fan's voice, and then hurriedly came closer.
"Here comes a female patient, thirty-five years old, with very special symptoms. Hemorrhoids combined with anal prolapse, and there are signs of infection."
Zhang Fan was stunned when he heard this, and then asked: "How many times have you been treated?"
"First time coming to our hospital!"
"Let's take a look at the patient number first."
As he spoke, Zhang Fan took the lead into the department. As soon as he entered the ward, he saw a woman lying on the bed, surrounded by a group of bear-like burly men.
He was only wearing a white coat, otherwise he would really think it was some kind of ceremony.
One by one, the doctors bent over, lowered their heads, and looked carefully. Moreover, there are exaggerated cases of taking out a notebook and directly copying another one! After all, taking pictures with a mobile phone is a bit excessive here.
Zhang Fan looked across the group of men and saw the hospital bed. The woman climbed on the hospital bed, with her head facing the window and her butt facing the door. Zhang Fan glanced at the middle of the snow-white buttocks, as if half a lotus mist had been inserted, and the bottom of the lotus mist was facing the door. It was really similar!
Because the patient's symptoms were rare, the anorectal doctors in the department organized a team to do ward rounds.
When it comes to rare diseases, they are rare in small places. After all, the population base is just that small.
But there are also many that make people laugh or cry, such as the magnetic ball stuffed into the male urethra. The male doctor couldn't help but shudder when he examined me.
To be honest, after cystoscopy, it can cause men to walk with their hips in pain, just like the Asian dance king Zhao Si, who has one hand drooping and the other trembling, making him tremble in pain while walking. How can he put more than a dozen of them bigger than a pea together? What about inserting magnetic beads?
Really, he is definitely a martial arts hero and a master of pain tolerance. Otherwise, how would he have been able to stuff them in one by one? Moreover, this thing is magnetic. It rolls around in the path, dear, it hurts just thinking about it.
As for the anorectal department, women’s diseases are often more serious. Men, especially once they have tasted the life of a man and a woman. He started walking downhill.
When I was a naughty boy, I had to find a place to pee where no one could see me. I wanted to punch my penis against the wall before peeing. But once I was done with the naughty boy, everything seemed to be different. Anyway, it just felt like nothing. No big deal, I'm not afraid of people seeing it.
And after women have tasted the taste of men and women, they develop in two directions. One type is like a young guy who changes into a man. He has no scruples and takes over when he has to urinate in the street.
The other type is becoming more and more cautious.
The person on the bed is the second type, the more cautious one. Because I am an office clerk, I have little activity and sit for a long time, and I usually have the habit of constipation. This has led to another problem, which is that I like to look at my mobile phone in the bathroom.
Anyway, once you enter the bathroom, you can stay there for half a day without being disturbed.
As a result, I got hemorrhoids.
You said you should go for formal treatment if you have hemorrhoids, but she didn't. She felt shy and couldn't talk about it, so she went to a beauty salon.
In the past, beauty salons had few services, and the most they could do was sculpt your eyebrows and cut your eyelids.
I don’t know if it was because of the increase in rent, or because of the imaginative thinking of being a boss.
Anyway, it’s something you can’t think of, and no one else can do it.
From breast care to buttocks care, we can provide all kinds of care, including various essential oils and various nutrient solutions.
Not only can it whiten it, but it can also tighten it. Really, it sounds very noble.
This patient bought a butt care product at the beauty salon, which was said to be all kinds of massage and stimulation. Since they were all female waitresses, she didn't feel too embarrassed.
And every maintenance seemed to have some effect, so I continued to use it for half a year.
As a result, something happened in the end, fecal incontinence!
This time, it’s terrible. The owner of the beauty salon said that your nature is different from others. If the maintenance is not effective, you should go to the hospital. I won’t ask for compensation from you for pulling on the bed.
The woman was so frightened that she cried and convulsed and was sent to the Chasu Hospital. Thinking about it, she suddenly turned into a confinement baby and couldn't even control her bowel movements. How could she not be afraid.
This time, I no longer felt shy. I could do whatever the doctor asked me to do, and I could take off my pants with ease.
It turns out that the essential oils in beauty salons contain anesthetics. The use of anesthetics after each massage makes the patients feel a lot more relaxed.
In fact, the situation became more and more serious, and due to violent massage, the rectum and anal canal moved downward and prolapsed. I don’t know how the massage was done in the beauty salon, but it was prolapse.
This is not over yet, and because there is no telling what essential oils are, it directly leads to infection and edema.
Originally, the skin in this area was very thin, just like the membrane on the outside of a sausage, very thin.
Because of prolapse and edema, this area looks like a red lotus mist.
And because of the stretching, it hurt so much that she didn’t know what to do.
"Zhang Yuan!"
"Zhang Yuan!"
When the doctors from the anorectal department saw Zhang Fan, they all started to say hello.
"Gloves!" Zhang Fan said after nodding.
Zhao Zipeng quickly handed over the disposable rubber gloves.
Zhang Fan started to inspect. He said it was an inspection, but in fact he couldn't touch it.
You can think about it, the swelling is like the sausage mouth that is stuck in the east and west, and the red and swollen feeling is like a fruit that is about to break when touched.
Moreover, it is still in the shape of a pagoda. It really looks like a ripe lotus mist. It has a ruddy feeling that makes people take a bite. To be honest, you can't see such ripe lotus mist in the north.
There are quite a lot of nerves in this place.
Upon touching it, the female patient screamed loudly like a pig being slaughtered. Zhang Fan didn't dare to touch it.
"Doctor, please think of a solution quickly, it hurts me so much. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!"
The patient's husband was embarrassed as he faced a group of doctors who looked at him strangely.
"Doctor, this was done at a beauty salon. I want to go to them to settle the account. Look at how they tricked my wife!"
The man was sweating. I don't know if it was an explanation or he was really angry. Anyway, he was saying this incoherently.
Really, it's so embarrassing.
You need to get checked even if it hurts, otherwise you won’t be able to understand what’s going on.
"Have you used the medicine for dehydration and swelling?"
"It was used, but this is a terminal organ, so the effect is not good."
"Give me the lidocaine!"
Routine examinations were not possible because the patient was in excruciating pain, so he could only find a solution under local anesthesia.
"The prolapse is about 10cm. There is rupture of the surrounding mucosa on the surface. The anal sphincter is severely relaxed. There are many erosions, bleeding, and pus production!"
After the lidocaine injection, Zhang Fan began to perform digital examination. While checking and talking about the results of the check, Zhao Zipeng, who was in charge of the bed, quickly recorded it in his notebook.
This is all necessary to form a medical record file. For example, after a while, Zhao Zipeng's department will record this sentence on the computer.
"Vice President Zhang Fan's ward rounds record" because Zhang Fan's professional title is not high, he can only write down his position.
For normal adults, during digital examination of the anal canal, a middle finger is inserted into the anal canal and it feels very tight. What does this tightness feel like?
In fact, it's simple. You put your middle finger into your wife's mouth, and then ask her to shut up and suck hard. That's about how it feels. Of course, if someone bites you, it's a different feeling.
But this patient's digital diagnosis gave Zhang Fan the feeling that his fingers were stuffed into the intestines, or into a tube much larger than his fingers.
I can't feel any muscle contraction at all.
After the examination, the woman buried her face in the quilt with shame and did not come out at all. She was like a returnee with her head stuck on the beach, sticking out her buttocks and basking in the sun.
"We have to have surgery, the prolapse is serious!" Zhang Fan took off his gloves and explained the patient's condition to Zhang Fan.
"Okay! Doctor, you must be careful, please." Zhang Fan, the patient, also knew that the situation was serious. Who wouldn't be nervous with such a big lotus hanging on his butt?
"Don't worry, we will definitely take care of it!"
