Within the medical circle, the Department of Gastroenterology is probably not ranked among the top three in terms of nausea. For that matter, other departments in the surgical system treat general surgeons as feces-pickers and disdain them at all.
There are things even more disgusting and terrifying than the gastroenterology department, such as the burn department. This department, especially in cities with developed chemical industries, only has god-like talents.
What's more disgusting than the burn department and makes people's anus tighten is the anorectal department of my surgical brother Zhongdi. There is Xihua in Sanchuan, and the best in the basin circle can't be better.
But the companion next door said nothing, and took out the brother-in-law, just like taking out a hot pot, leaving Sanchuan speechless.
What is more disgusting and terrifying than the Department of Anorectal Disease is the Department of Dermatology (A) which is the best in the world. Really, for example, in a city in the Yangcheng Circle in the early years, the dermatologists there could become gods.
If the disease is mixed with anorectal and dermatological (a) disease, then no disease can be found more terrible and evil than this.
The chain of contempt in the medical circle is that surgery mocks internal medicine, internal medicine despises surgery, orthopedics looks down on general surgery, ophthalmology looks down on all surgeries, and neurology looks down on all medical disciplines. It looks exactly like the telephone company in Manchuria.
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In all medical circles, the anorectal department has always been the younger brother! And the Department of Sexually Transmitted Diseases and Dermatology makes all doctors unable to look directly at it! Because this department is so powerful, so powerful that it breaks the sky, and is so powerful that it is against humanity.
The anorectal department of Chasu was in a state of collapse after the director ran away with his wife.
Zhang Fan has now set an example for the anorectal department. As long as you are willing to work hard and struggle, I, Zhang Fan, will spare no effort to support you!
The operating table was really smoky, like a camping barbecue chef with two knives.
The assistants who leaned slightly behind him straightened their arms and moved away. But that's not the case with the surgeon. He can't stay away.
Wang Zipeng held the electric knife and gave it a sizzle. The movement must be fast in and out. If the movement is too slow, the rotten flesh around the lesion will wrap up the electric knife. If it is moved slowly, the high-temperature metal sheet of the electric knife will cause the electric knife to be wrapped up. The tissue was burned to create a large area of scarring.
This place is too special, and the lesions are densely packed. If one lesion has a little more scar, the accumulation of scars will make the entire lower part of the vagina invisible.
If it is just about aesthetics, we can still ask the doctor to think of another way, but it will be troublesome if there is a large area of contracture. This place is either the anorectal orifice or the urethral orifice. If it is not the urethral orifice, it is the reproductive (a) genitals. If it is scarred The area is too big, this place is contracted together, and the consequences are unimaginable.
This kind of surgery tightly restrains the doctor. Really, the doctor who performs this kind of surgery has the heart to cry.
When roasting mutton, even if it is fresh lamb, the barbecue master will straighten his arms and pull his neck to stay away from the fumes.
The doctor, now the chief surgeon Wang Zipeng, is like an old lady threading a needle. He almost always crawls between the patient's legs, and he can vaguely smell a mixed smell every time he breathes in. .
Every time it burned, pink foam exploded and splashed on his protective mask.
He must ensure the minimum area of burns, and must ensure that every lesion must be completely and cleanly removed without leaving a base, otherwise it will not take long for this place to spread like a fire.
The mask can prevent liquid splashes, but it cannot prevent smoke. Zhang Fan held the suction device and followed Wang Zipeng's electric knife as much as possible.
Unfortunately, it’s useless!
The oil fume is too big because it originally contains a large amount of fat pads, and the subcutaneous fat content is particularly large. When the electric knife breaks the skin, yellow fat is what comes.
If it were just pure fat, the fumes would actually be bearable, just like the aroma of barbecue, but with a little less seasoning.
However, what is unacceptable is the smell of the lesions, because viruses cause the body to grow, and bacteria cause pus to form.
So when the electric knife is roasting, the smell it emits is so unpleasant, a hundred times worse than the smell of burned shoes and broken plastic.
There is a strange smell in the scorch that can't be described, but it can make people go straight to the sky.
Wearing a protective mask, Wang Zipeng burst into tears, as if his beloved toy had been roasted into a charcoal gourd. He couldn't stop it! Smoky and disgusting.
But man is a strange creature.
Watching other people eat delicious food can quench their thirst by looking at the plum blossoms and secreting a lot of saliva! Seeing a drunk man vomiting all over the floor can make him secrete a mouthful of saliva in disgust.
But now, Wang Zipeng, shedding emotionless tears, felt as if his girlfriend he had loved for decades had run away.
It's obviously so disgusting that it would kill a dog, but there is so much saliva in the mouth that it almost floats on the tongue, just like the endless river of tea.
Swallow it, disgusting! If you don't swallow it, it will be even more disgusting. Really, this kind of surgery is too uncomfortable.
Green smoke spread in the operating room. Although a lot of it was sucked in by the suction machine, there was still a faint smell that filled the operating room.
Naughty male compatriots may have smelled this smell when they were young.
Just like the smell of a dead rat that has been doused with kerosene and set alight, the operating room smelled hot and burnt.
Even the roving nurse wearing a three-layer mask can’t stand it~
Little by little, the pink color disappears little by little at the anorectal opening and between the legs, and the charred color increases little by little.
At this time, really, although the areas looked like battlefields bombarded by artillery shells, although they were dark and scorched, they were no longer as scary or disgusting as they were at the beginning.
People are really weird. For example, the skin on the buttocks (a), regardless of whether it is maintained or not, is definitely softer and tenderer than the skin on the face. This also shows from one aspect that cosmetics may not be more effective than boxer briefs.
The fat canyons after roasting are like youthful pimples, with pits and pits. However, these pits are so cute at this time and not so disgusting.
In the hospital, patients from various departments have more or less similar gaits.
For example, in the respiratory department, the patient is covering his chest with his right hand and putting his left hand on his waist. He coughs with each step and each patient becomes thinner than the last.
For example, in the Department of Gastroenterology, there are many patients who cover their mouths with one hand and their buttocks with the other hand, fearing that both their upper and lower bodies will be exposed.
As for the patients in the Department of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, there are only one patient. When he comes to see the doctor, the man walks like a short Taijun, with his splayed legs moving every step of the way.
The female patient walks like a grasshopper, hopping step by step.
After the treatment, both men and women are almost like crabs. They can divide their legs as much as they want, pull them out, and walk extraordinarily boldly.
Why do you have to leave like this? It's grinding and painful, even if you don't have to be bold.
The pink color between his groin was finally completely burned away. The tearful Wang Zipeng raised his head, looked at Zhang Fan with red eyes, and closed his mouth tightly.
"Yes, the technique is good, the patient's wounds are small and accurate, the operation is clean and the damage is not serious. It seems that time has not been wasted in the past six months, not bad!"
Wang Zipeng grunted and swallowed the saliva in his mouth excitedly!
"Zhang Yuan..." There was choking in his voice.
He recalled the hesitation he felt when he was admitted to the department. When he was transferred to another department, he was busy falling in love, and none of the surgical departments wanted him. At that time, he regretted it, and finally the family spent money to enter the anorectal department.
It was not a bright future, but the young man gritted his teeth and wanted to get approval from his parents, his girlfriend, and even his girlfriend's parents. He worked hard. When he was in Shanghai, he worked hard day and night.
Now, the reward is here, the hard work finally bears fruit, tiring, but fulfilling, disgusting, but gratifying!
The next day, at the morning meeting of the anorectal department, Wang Zipeng was appointed as the chief resident! Zhang Fan has high hopes for anorectal surgery!
Wang Zipeng and Dai Yongshou were even more excited, "We must let chrysanthemums bloom all over the mountains and fields!"
In the hospital, the youngest group of doctors are like chicken blood. They are not afraid of hardship or tiredness. They are afraid of not being recognized, and they are afraid of being ranked according to their seniority even if they have paid hard.
But now we have a role model!
Before Ouyuan became Secretary Ou, Zhang Fan's life was quite smooth.
With a flying knife, he can leave as soon as he wants. Sometimes he doesn't even need to make a phone call. Just send a text message and the old lady can give him support.
Now, Zhang Fan wanted to leave, so he sent a text message. It was as silent as a cow drowning in the sea. When he called, he either didn't answer or was on the phone! Zhang Fan sometimes wonders if this old lady has blocked me.
In the past, Zhang Fan was often invited to dinner, but Zhang Fan declined all the invitations he could. Now, more and more people are inviting Zhang Fan to dinner, and some of them even come to the hospital to block the door.
The hospital director from a neighboring city came to Chasu to study and conduct research, and Zhang Fande came out to receive him.
Every year, Zhang Fan has to come forward to accept the invitation from the boss of a major hospital for physical examination.
Really, sometimes, Zhang Fan felt that he had fallen into Ouyang's trap.
"Director, you have to help me." Ouyang was away, and Lao Gao's energy finally improved a lot.
Looking at Zhang Fan, who was recruited by his carrot recruitment, Lao Gao was filled with pride. The Zhang Fan in front of me has a personality similar to mine, and his temper is even more similar. He is not overbearing, reasonable, and can show the most sincere smile to everyone. That's enough!
"What's the use of oppressing me? I saved the country with my curve!"
Lao Gao smiled and said, "What, you can't take it anymore? No, look, I'm telling you, you are just getting started now.
If you can't stand this, how will you build a team in the future?
Do you just expect others to use love to generate electricity?
Rights, achievements, income, status, you don’t need to consider any of them. This is also a kind of practice. "
"Director, why do you have the same tone as the European Academy!"
Zhang Fan said unhappily that when he faced Ouyang, he mostly acted like a little scoundrel, because Ouyang only accepted the soft and not the hard.
When facing Lao Gao, Zhang Fan was able to show off his temper.
"Haha, you, okay, tell me what you want me to do."
Lao Gao smiled helplessly and said, "I can't help you." The Zhang Fan in front of him was his medical support.
"Hey, I knew that the director didn't tell me. The hospital's annual bidding is about to begin, and you have to help me check it! You take the lead on this."
"Okay, I will take care of the evil ones."
Spring is warm and flowers are blooming. The sun is shining brightly in April. It’s already hot in the south and everyone is sweating profusely. Even in the urban area of Chasu, it’s time to wear a thin coat.
But on the border of the plateau, severe cold is still the mainstream. On the snowy mountain plateau, winter is not scary for soldiers patrolling the border, and the equipment issued by the state is enough to withstand the severe cold.
The transition between cold and warm is the most dangerous time.
