Chapter 151 If you don’t hum or haha, you will die.

Style: Romance Author: Zang FushengWords: 3165Update Time: 24/01/18 18:16:30
The Spring Festival and the Chinese New Year are Chinese festivals that shine on the land of Asia. To be honest, relatives and friends put aside their busy work and gather together. The courtesy exchanges between relatives and friends are full of human touch.

Of course, this kind of visiting relatives and friends sometimes changes its taste. For example, before the Spring Festival has come and the superiors and subordinates have not prepared the report for the coming year, the Chinese cigarettes and Maotai liquor that have been accumulated for a year are sold out.

Don't say it, they are all bought by people to eat and drink for their own families.

In this regard, Ouyang's education to Zhang Fan was unforgettable, and Ouyang really had a method for dealing with people.

She doesn't hit you, but it hurts more than beating you. She doesn't scold you, but her taunting words are like echoes that keep echoing in your ears.

Of course, this kind of education is not available to everyone in the hospital, and Zhang Fan is someone who understands it deeply.

Therefore, on his first major holiday as the executive dean, Zhang Fan not only gave Shao Hua but also many instructions to the elderly at home.

Colleagues can come to the door, but they must not leave anything behind. If they see someone coming with something, they would rather not open the door.

Regarding this point, Shao Hua is the most thorough. She knows the power of money very well. When she first entered the work unit, she received anti-corruption education. The people in the prison were frightening to look at. She could I don't want anything to happen to Zhang Fan.

The old people were sensible and cared about what Zhang Fan told him, but there was one person they couldn't guard against.

Li Hui! Zhang Fan's fellow countryman and colleague. After work, Zhang Fan walked in and saw Li Hui and his wife coming home with their children.

"Oh! It's such a cold day, you can take your child out without fear of freezing. Come, let me hold the baby." Zhang Fan said, holding the child curiously.

"Oh, this little naughty girl, she always cries when my mother hugs her. Today is strange. In Zhang Yuan's arms, let's see if she behaves well."

Li Hui's teacher's wife didn't know whether what he said was true or not, but Zhang Fan held the child and looked at the child's soft mouth and bright eyes, and his heart melted. Yes, this is who he was back then. Delivered child.

As if there was real telepathy, the child raised his hand to touch Zhang Fan, and Zhang Fan quickly put his nose towards it.

"Ouch, ouch, I'm almost jealous." Li Hui exclaimed exaggeratedly.

The elderly people in the family were also very strange, and several people gathered around the child. Zhang Fan's father smacked his lips, thinking, Hey, it would be great if he was his own grandson.

"What? I have free time today." Zhang Fan said to Li Hui.

“I heard that my uncle and aunt are here, but I haven’t visited them in such a long time.

This is not the busiest stage of my recent career in the respiratory department, so I quickly brought my children to wish my grandparents a happy birthday. "

Li Hui and Zhang Fan sat together.

"Why are you so polite?"

"There's no point in being polite. This is etiquette. You don't understand!" At home, Li Hui could still be more relaxed.

"Xiao Li, let's have two drinks later. He can't drink. Although I can't drink well, I still want to have two drinks with you." Zhang Fan's father rummaged through the cabinets to find a bottle of liquor.

"Okay, uncle, I will have a few drinks with you."

Li Hui turned around and replied with a smile. Li Hui's wife in the kitchen acted as if she hadn't heard anything. She was fed up with Li Hui's drinking, but today she wanted Li Hui to get drunk.

Li Hui spoke with a Jinglan accent, and he came to the frontier with Zhang Fan. Zhang Fan also delivered the child, and then Li Hui deliberately flattered him, making the old man who had been an ordinary worker all his life treat Li Hui. The image is quite good.

"This is what a doctor is. If you think someone is good, he will be honest and listen to you!"

As for Zhang Fan, the old man felt that this bastard was not only stubborn, but also disobedient. He never even flattered me. The two of us just ignored him and glared at him when we saw him.

Zhang Fan's mother watched Zhang Fan go to change clothes and hurriedly came to Zhang Fan's side. "He brought a whole sheep. Shao Hua asked me to tell you. You know what you know. If you can't save face, Shao Hua said Yes, she refused."

"Is there only one sheep?" Zhang Fan stopped changing clothes and asked the old lady. The old lady, like an underground party joint, listened outside with open ears, and then said to Zhang Fan: "Well, a whole A sheep weighs thirty to forty pounds, I estimate."

"Hey!" Zhang Fan couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, I understand, you tell Shao Hua to find some good wine and cigarettes to return when you leave.

After all, we are fellow villagers, and if we brought our children here today, we should treat them as face-saving. "

"Well, that's what I thought too!"

"Who is my mother? What a shrewd old lady."

"No way, you didn't see whose mother I am!"

The old lady went out proudly. When she walked through the living room, she glanced at the old man who was already confused.

Zhang Fan locked up General Tie during the Spring Festival. Only Li Hui exchanged courtesy with him once, and the others couldn't even think about it.

This can be regarded as a microcosm. Chinese people are very strange. In the past, life was not good. During the New Year and festivals, it was okay to eat delicious food and improve their lives.

But now, it is still like this. In the past, some elderly people would tell you a set of health tips when they came out one after another.

As a result, when the Spring Festival comes, all the health tips and dietary taboos are pushed to the back of my mind.

Big elbow, fatty pork, if this is not enough, it needs to be oiled twice to make it crispy and fat.

Not only do you eat meat, but you also drink alcohol. Whether you are drunk or not does not count as celebrating the New Year.

Big fish, big meat, heavy salt and oil. To be honest, even normal young people would not be able to feel relieved after eating like this for a few days.

Also, although life has improved, the old man is used to being frugal. He eats vegetables and has a little oil soup left. He feels it is a pity when he pours it down, and then he drinks it directly after adding some boiling water.

Really, sometimes, just this sip of oil soup, the money you save in your lifetime is not enough for you to go to the hospital.

Not to mention spending money, but also suffering.

Zhang Fan had just gone to work in the afternoon when the director of the cardiothoracic surgery department called, "Yuan Zhang, emergency consultation in the cardiology department! Secretary Ren personally called and asked you to come too."

"Okay! I'll be there soon." Zhang Fan put down the phone, threw down the pen that gave him a headache, got up and ran away.

Among all emergency consultations in internal medicine, consultations in cardiology are the most frightening.

Don’t look at the emergency consultation patients in the gastroenterology department rolling on the floor in pain, or the patients in the urology department holding their lower bodies and calling for mother.

These departments may seem very serious, but in fact they are not as serious as internal medicine.

Don't look at the emergency consultation patients in the cardiology department and say nothing, sometimes you will die in a matter of minutes.

Therefore, when he heard that the cardiology department was calling for an emergency consultation, it was the emergency consultation that Ren Li had named, and Zhang Fan couldn't think about anything else.

"Yuan Zhang is gone again, what should we do with this report!" The deputy director of the medical department almost cried.

Old man Chen, he is sixty-four years old. This age is very taboo in the northwest. People often say that sixty-four or seventy-four, the King of Hell will not ask him to go.

On weekdays, old man Chen pays great attention to it. Not only does he get up before dawn every morning and squeeze on the bus to buy groceries with the young people at work, but he is also a member of Tai Chi and Yangko dancing in the park.

Moreover, Yangma’s health program is one that can be watched from beginning to end without stopping.

But just these days, the house is full of children and grandchildren, and the children who work out of town have all come back.

The old man was happy, and then he ate more and was able to drink two glasses.

On this supposedly happy day, something happened. At noon, I had a meal of braised pork elbow at Laojiao. The old man was very happy after eating it.

My elbows are fat to begin with, plus a lot of sugar, salt, and some alcohol. Really, eating this at this age is almost like standing on the edge of a cliff and boxing, and your life is likely to be ruined.

As a result, not long after the meal, the old man felt uncomfortable at first, indescribably uncomfortable. My wife thought that the old man had a cold, but didn't take it seriously.

But not long after, Lao Chen, who was lying on the bed, had big beads of sweat on his face and the pillow was wet.

The old man felt that the festival was coming soon and he didn't want to cause trouble to his family, so he gritted his teeth on the bed and endured it, but in the end he couldn't hold it back, and his wife heard the painful moan.

"Oh, what's going on?" The old lady grabbed her wife in panic and didn't know what to do.

"Stomach hurts!" Old Chen's teeth were chattering in pain. People who didn't know better thought he had a cold or a fever.

"I'll rub it for you, I'll rub it for you." My wife warmed her hands, put her hands on her old man's belly, and rubbed it slowly.

While rubbing, he looked worriedly at his boss, a young couple who came to keep him company.

Although they usually bickered every day and never gave up until there was a winner or loser, at this time, the old lady's eyes were full of worry.

He rubbed and rubbed, but there was no effect at all. The old man's expression became more and more wrong, and the old lady became anxious. "Come on, your dad has a stomachache, hurry up!"

The sound of crying changed.

The children came over to take a look and saw that something was wrong. The old man’s face was in pain and had changed shape, so they rushed to the hospital.

I was sent to the community hospital. When the doctor heard that I had eaten too much at noon, he thought it was a gastrointestinal disease.

I looked and looked, but I couldn't find the reason. I ended up doing an abdominal color ultrasound, and the doctor almost sat on the ground in shock.

"Quick, quick, quick, send him to the city hospital quickly, don't delay, hurry!"

When the doctor at the community hospital sent Old Chentou away, he felt very flustered.

When Mr. Chen's children saw it, they called 120 directly. As soon as they entered the city hospital, they didn't even get out of the car at the emergency center. 120 went directly to the cardiology department.

Doctors from the cardiology department are already on standby in the lobby.

"I just ate a few mouthfuls of meat, I just ate a few mouthfuls of meat, and I didn't do anything. Oh my God, isn't this going to kill me?"

Old man, you have to be nice. I will never be angry with you again. Ouch, old man. "

The old lady at home came out of the community hospital at this time. Seeing her husband and children taken away by 120, the old lady sat on the ground and started crying.

The color Doppler ultrasound doctor at the city hospital held the probe as if he were dismantling a mine, slowly and gently, and he even started to sweat. It was really scary.

Ren Li stood aside and took a look, and quickly started making phone calls.