"The city hospital made Lao Wang's "light" from the XX Bureau as big as a purple volleyball. Hehe, it is said that it can't be kept and will be cut off!"
"No, it's true. Ouch, Lao Wang is so unlucky. I guess he's been there every now and then, but this time there's no hope at all. What's going on?"
"Hey, what else is going on? Lao Wang is not a good guy. Didn't you see how drunk he is? There are many young people who want to fall from the countryside to the city."
"I guess Lao Wang is going crazy!"
"What are you crazy about? Lao Wang is about to arrive at the station. His family is always quite aggressive, and they are determined to cause trouble this time."
Good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. In addition, Lao Wang's wife made troubles so much that it almost became a joke throughout the city.
Especially in some fringe departments of elderly care, a group of old women who were originally bored and loved to gossip were as excited as seeing it with their own eyes. They described it as if they had seen it in person, and they understood it better than Zhang Fan.
He spoke with contempt for Lao Wang one by one, but what he was thinking in his heart was: I must give him a warning when I get home, don't act recklessly, otherwise it will become like a volleyball game.
The world of adults is so strange. There is no market for good people and good deeds. There is no market for good people and good deeds. There is absolutely no rosy news for people to pay attention to when they act bravely.
Especially the sexy news about people you know well, it's like a spark hitting the earth. The first thing you say when you meet someone to chat is: Do you know about Lao Wang?
"What? Don't know? I'll tell you somewhere!"
Lao Wang is really now, given a little courage and a little strength, he can think of wiping his neck to commit suicide.
Lying on the hospital bed, the pain was like waves, turning from bottom to top one after another. It hurt, it hurt like cramps, and it felt like there was a red-hot iron bump between my legs. I couldn't touch it. If you touch it, it will cause burning pain.
The physical torture can be endured with clenched teeth and eyes closed, but the mental torture really makes Lao Wang unable to cry.
The little nurse who was coming in and out looked at him. Although he tried hard to put on a natural face, his evasive eyes and the expression on his face that he wanted to smile but was afraid to smile made Lao Wang, who was more or less a leader, scream in his heart. A sour one.
The most important thing is that his wife, like a Tibetan mastiff with her chain broken, was outside the ward door, crying and cursing like crazy.
From time to time I shout: Why don’t I cut you, why don’t I cut you!
"Retribution, retribution!" Lao Wang was lying on the hospital bed, covering his face with a white pillow towel, tears streaming down his face.
How many times had he shouted to his wife to stop making trouble and come back quietly, but the other party seemed to ignore him and ignored him.
His state of mind at this time was really as if he had been naked and lying on the ice for three to nine days, feeling cold and cold.
Ouyang took Zhang Fan to check the ward. Originally, Zhang Fan didn't want Ouyang to come because when he was standing at the bottom of the first floor, he could hear the yelling and cursing from the fifth floor. You can imagine how loud and loud this woman must be. Loud.
People coming and going to see a doctor, and accompanying family members who came to see a doctor, saw a group of people wearing white coats, who looked like leaders of the group, and they all whispered to each other.
There are also those who deliberately add to the problem, "What kind of hospital is this? It can even damage people's ancestral roots, but no one comes out to take care of it."
In the past, the director of the medical department would definitely come forward to argue, but today, looking at Ouyang's face, everyone pretended not to hear.
In fact, people are like this, it is easy to hear and believe.
After going upstairs, Lao Wang's wife became even more uncontrollable when she saw the hospital leaders arriving. She lay down directly on the nurse's station and said, "I can't survive, I can't survive! The city hospital is so disrespectful of people's lives!"
Her chubby body was lying on the white table, with her arms and legs spread out, and no one who tried to help her could get close to her. Her hands and feet were dancing in a dizzying manner, just like a female turtle that had turned over and couldn't get up.
Zhang Fan frowned as he looked at the woman making trouble lying on the nurse's station, and could only sigh helplessly in his heart.
The medical environment at this time is the most difficult time. Many regulations and systems are actually trying to cross the river by feeling the stones.
Some people suffered a loss at this time, such as those who didn't pay for medical insurance. When they got sick and wanted to pay, they didn't want to pay, so they resorted to selling iron to cure their illnesses, and then their families were left with nothing.
There are also people who are making money at this time. For example, one day a hospital, to exaggerate, several hospitals joined forces to completely overdraft a county's medical insurance. It is really amazing.
Many hospitals, especially those at the county level and below, seem to have completely lost their patient numbers overnight. It’s time to describe them as empty.
As hospitals change and medical insurance changes, the contradictions become more and more acute. It is unrealistic to simply rely on hospitals and doctors to solve the problem.
"Let's take a look at the patient number first!" Zhang Fan said gently to Ouyang. Ouyang nodded, then glanced at the head nurse. The nurses in the special needs department were all furious.
"Go back to the ward quickly. There is nothing to see. Hurry up. Everyone should go back to the ward to rest. The more you rest, the faster you will recover."
The special needs department is different from the ordinary ward. The head nurse really doesn't dare to criticize. She is probably the most unworthy head nurse in the whole hospital.
After entering the ward, Zhang Fan and the others saw Lao Wang's appearance. Really, if nothing else, they felt a little sympathy for Lao Wang now.
Lao Wang looked like he was dead and not buried. His face was covered with a white pillow towel, his whole body was slowly twitching, and he was moaning in waves. He didn't know if he was crying or moaning in pain.
"Come, let me check it for you." Zhang Fan stepped forward and said, and then gently took off the pillow cover on Lao Wang's face.
Lao Wang looked at Ouyang, Zhang Fan, and the other leaders of the hospital, feeling ashamed, especially Ouyang, whom he often bumped into during meetings before, and could occasionally say a few words.
When Ouyang saw that Zhang Fan wanted to check, he stood by the window sill and looked outside.
When he lifted up the thin quilt on his legs, Lao Wang couldn't help but twitch, his hands hanging in the air like a hen protecting eggs, wanting to stop but not daring to stop.
As soon as the quilt was lifted, Zhang Fan almost laughed. Really, although it was a bit too much to joke at this time, the scene in front of him was too ridiculous.
Lao Wang's legs were half crossed on the hospital bed, half hanging like an O shape, neither letting his butt touch the bed nor letting his legs close. Really, it was just like practicing yoga.
The middle of the legs looks like a bunch of big grapes but not like a big grape. It should look like a big purple papaya with a crescent moon.
"Diandan" is a bag containing two yellow twins.
In the early days, they were actually four brothers. Because they still had twin kidneys hanging on their lower backs, they could be said to be brothers from the same ancestry.
When there are too many brothers, they will be divided into two families, one on each side of the kidney, while the other two brothers go far away and live outside the abdominal cavity.
Although they are blood brothers, they are still different, such as being fatter, taller, and whiter.
Therefore, there are actually differences between the two yellows. For example, one has a slightly better appetite and eats more, and the other becomes fatter.
In fact, the same is true for organs. The yellow on Lao Wang's right side is normally a little larger than the one on the left.
This is accumulated over time, such as eyes. Some people have amblyopia in one eye, but the myopia is not high, and the other eye does not have amblyopia, but the myopia is high.
I wear glasses to take care of people with high prescriptions, so that people with high prescriptions can see more clearly.
Over time, the use rate of the eye with high degree is high, while the use rate of the eye with amblyopia becomes low, and in the long run, one side will become larger and the other side will become smaller.
Therefore, people with this condition can take off their eyes and go far away if they are fine, so that the amblyopic eyes can also function.
Otherwise, when you get older, you won’t know when your eyes will go blind.
Also, for example, if some people stand for a little longer, they will naturally stand upright with one leg and rest the other leg.
In fact, this is because one leg is long and the other is short. Of course, the difference must be within two centimeters. If it exceeds two centimeters, there will definitely be a limp.
Therefore, people with this condition should put a slightly thicker insole in their shoes, otherwise the hip joints will wear out over time.
And Huang is actually the same way, one is fatter, so his blood vessels and channels will be wider.
Although it's not much big, just that little bit can make a difference in the organs.
The yellow spot on Lao Wang's right side is slightly larger. When ejaculating, the right side secretes a little more. When blood is needed, the right side also secretes a little more.
It all seems to be a good thing, but in fact, it is not. When brother Lao Wang caused some dirty trouble, bacteria entered, and more bacteria entered the right side.
The result is that the swelling near the yellow area on the right side is particularly obvious.
The bag, which should have been wrinkled like a little old man, now looks as if it has undergone a cosmetic facelift. It is as smooth and flat as an inflated balloon. Even the hair follicles on the bag seem to be protruding and arrogant. , like a barb, a proper rambutan.
There was also a slight oozing of liquid, like sweat but not sweat, and a thin layer of greasy liquid film hung on the bag.
It's just like a flower bag on an autumn morning, ready to move.
"Gloves, flashlight!" Zhang Fan gently touched Lao Wang's bag with the back of his hand.
One is to feel the temperature, and the other is to appreciate its hardness. The organs of the human body can be described as soft, slightly soft, tough, slightly tough, and hard.
As for Lao Wang's bag, it was hot and hard at this time, and the swelling was too severe.
After taking the gloves, Zhang Fan put on the gloves, took the flashlight, and then checked.
"Hiss!" Before he got started, Lao Wang started to get scared.
"Don't worry, it's okay, it's okay." Zhang Fan bit his lips as he spoke, otherwise he was afraid that he would laugh.
Lao Li from urology and Lao Chen from general surgery are all around.
Zhang Fan wanted to check, and each of them grabbed Lao Wang's hands and legs.
Lao Wang was frightened, really, his eyes were like a mouse seeing a cat, his pupils almost dilated.
"Relax, relax!" Zhang Fan slowly grabbed his bag, "Yeah!" He let out a long groan, as if a death row prisoner had finally been stabbed, and Lao Wang's teeth were broken.
The most common examinations are color Doppler ultrasounds. Nowadays, doctors find it troublesome and usually write examination orders for patients instead of doing it themselves.
In fact, when inspecting bags, the first step is to do a light transmission inspection. What is the inspection method?
If you like playing with stones or jade, you may know that you can take a flashlight and apply it on a stone or jade to see its transparency and light dispersion.
In fact, the same goes for checking bags. Zhang Fan held a flashlight and applied it on the bag just like examining a violet jade.
"The right one has started to dissolve! It can only be removed." Zhang Fan said softly.
When Lao Wang heard this, he roared like a wolf.
Together with his wife's howling outside the door, it was really like a duet.
"The left side can still be saved! But the release surgery must be performed immediately. It must be done immediately, quickly, otherwise it will be too late."
"Zhang Yuan..." Lao Li, the director of the urology department, shouted.
Zhang Fan raised his head and looked at Lao Li, "Although there are signs of melting, there is still hope. You can give it a try."
After finishing speaking, he said to Lao Wang who was lying on the hospital bed: "One has dissolved and there is no hope, but the other one still has hope and must be operated on now. Hurry up and ask your family members to sign.
Whether it can be saved now depends on whether the operation goes quickly or not. Incredible delay. If your wife makes trouble again, prepare to have everything cut off! "
When Zhang Fan said this, Lao Wang felt as if he had seen a savior. He ignored the pain, patted the bed and shouted loudly: "You are so immortal, come in quickly and sign. If you make trouble again, I will divorce you."
After much fuss, he finally signed.
Surgery, a "light" excision surgery is actually very simple.
I don’t know if anyone has seen it before. To stir up sheep and pigs, take a blade, cut it open, and then squeeze it with your hands, and the white "light" will come out. Then pour in some pepper water or something, and it's over. .
The sheep and pigs were screaming in pain at this time, and they didn't dare to scream loudly. They just turned around and screamed.
In fact, it is similar to that of humans. On the operating table, the blade of the knife cuts across the bag, which has swollen like a layer of protective wings, directly expanding the incision a lot.
Yellow water, brown pus, and the smell of ambition hormone filled the operating room. It was like entering a barbecue restaurant specializing in roasting kidneys.
The suction device kept washing, just like cappuccino coffee, and the yellow-brown with white cream-like liquid kept sucking into the drainage bottle.
The "light" on the right side has been eaten away by E. coli. The size of this thing is actually slightly larger than the usual checkers, and now, it is directly like the pearl particles in pearl milk tea.
There was no way to keep it, Zhang Fan squeezed gently, and the thing was squeezed out, "Tissue bag!
Remember, when taking it for a medical examination, your wife must first check it and sign it! "
Zhang Fan explained to the traveling nurse.
"Um!"
It’s really those with merit who go first! The "light" on the other side seemed to be afraid, desperately trying to get back into the abdominal cavity and clinging tightly to the upper end of the bag.
"Here, let's clean it with yellow salt water!" After treating the necrotic right side, Zhang Fan started to treat the left side.
The human body's tissues, especially the end organs, all have a drawback, that is, poor backflow. Be it blood or lymph, in fact, they are not very smooth at the end.
Therefore, systemic medication is not very effective on terminal tissues.
And in this situation, whether he can save his only seedling now depends on whether the cleaning is thorough.
Yellow salt water is actually iodophor plus physiological saline, all using iodophor. This stuff is irritating to single seedlings, which are already dying. If it is stimulated again, Zhang Fan may die on the spot.
Just using salt water is of no use against E. coli.
The yellow salt water was poured into Lao Wang's bag. The little nurse on the equipment opened her eyes and looked at it curiously.
I guess I haven't seen it before, so I lay down next to Zhang Fan and watched with big eyes without blinking.
"Hurry up and wipe your equipment. It's just a fleshy pimple. What's there to see?" Old Chen was angry and told the little nurse.
The little nurse curled her lips, as if to say: I don’t have it, let’s see what’s wrong!
