Chapter 146: Hang up the purple sweet potato

Style: Romance Author: Zang FushengWords: 4686Update Time: 24/01/18 18:16:30
In the past, probably due to lack of food or heavy work, men and women after fifty years old felt extremely old. Just like a bus driving on the streets of Chasu, they could take a break anytime and anywhere. .

But nowadays, to be honest, even people in their early sixties, especially those who have been in the system for many years and can still be a small leader, are definitely more energetic than some young men who look younger.

This was the case for Leader Wang, who was undergoing surgery at Chasu Hospital this time. He was just in his early fifties and had no hope of promotion, so his hobbies began to change.

Eat, drink and have fun, dress up, put on a floral tie, put on hair wax, comb your hair with a slicked back, and then put on a bright-colored down jacket, and you will become a successful uncle.

If there is another car that passes by, go to the entertainment venue at night and yell, I will pay for it today, be good, Yingying Qieqie, your life will be quite happy.

Although Lao Wang is not exaggerating to the extent that I will pay for tonight, he should not be underestimated. In the unit, many things have been put aside.

But there is still a certain amount of energy. For example, after employees retire or leave their jobs every year, some people are transferred from prefectures and counties to replenish the city.

Leader Wang's current function is mainly responsible for this, and it seems that he really has no rights.

In fact, the power is not small, and this thing is just like a meat bun, whether there is meat or not, it is not on the skin.

How many young people live in two places apart because of work, and how many young people dream of moving from the county to the city. This is understandable.

Leader Wang is in charge of this area, and he lives a very comfortable life.

I don’t know why, but I got epididymitis. This disease, how should I put it, is very unfamiliar to many people.

However, after all, the urinary tract has not been opened, so I will briefly describe it to give everyone an idea.

What is the epididymis? It can be said that it is a small organ near the testicle (a) ball. One side is connected to the vas deferens and the other side is connected to the testicle (a) ball.

Human sperm (a) is actually just like the bananas sold from the south to the north. When it comes out of the testicles (a), it is not fully mature.

And this epididymis is actually responsible for the ripening work.

On weekdays, this place is relatively deep, and generally does not cause infection, especially among young adults, who rarely get infected because of their high usage rate and fast metabolism.

But this thing, once the lower body is not cleaned up, something might happen.

For example, if the foreskin is too long, it hides dirt and bacteria, it will cause infection in this area, or there is another way...

Especially E. coli, it is too easy to infect this place. Just like a chicken eating a bug, it's one to one and can't escape.

Leader Wang is already fifty years old, and he has never heard that his skin is too long.

As a result, one day, he felt that he was no longer suitable down there. It was swollen and uncomfortable, as if I wanted to fly out and see the world all the time, and I couldn't even put on my underwear.

And it hurts. This kind of pain is not a painful pain, nor is it a pain that will immediately make you worse than life and death.

It's a kind of, hey, it's like someone pulling at the intestines, and it feels swollen and painful every now and then, just like being pulled by life to pull the intestines out from the chrysanthemum.

Lao Wang came to the hospital, bragging about his position, but also worried that something would happen.

The doctor in the special needs department, that is, the former cadre ward, looked at it and thought, oh, we need to ask a surgeon to take a look at this.

The surgeon came to check and found not only epididymitis but also hernia. Both diseases can cause edema in the lower body.

As a result, with the addition of two items, the swelling was extremely severe. The skin is bright and bright, just like the current LED bedside lamp.

Anti-inflammation plus surgery!

The hernia surgery was successful. The doctors pulled the intestines back into the abdominal cavity from underneath, and the infection was well controlled.

It can also be said that the medicine cures the disease.

After the operation, the doctor warned me that I must rest in bed and avoid unclean behavior.

Medical treatment, especially what doctors say, can sometimes sound scary.

"You are not good, you might become cancerous!" In fact, the doctor himself has no idea what the chances of cancer are. The most important thing is actually to express: maybe

But it sounds like it makes the patient feel as if he is going to die tomorrow.

And some words, for example, you must stay in bed, many patients don't take it seriously. I can't sleep, so why should I ask you to teach me?

To be honest, doctors are not very sure about the chance of cancer, because there are so many causes of cancer.

However, as long as the doctor tells you to rest in bed, he will be sure.

There are also unclean behaviors, which are not as simple as children playing in the mud.

Once someone reminds you in a subtle way not to behave uncleanly, this does not mean that you need to wash your hands before meals and after using the toilet, but it tells you clearly: don’t mess around!

Lao Wang was lying in the ward. The first day, the second day, and a week passed. He felt much better, but he didn't want to go to work, but it was boring not to go to work, and the doctor told him to get more rest.

Therefore, lying on the big bed in the special needs department was boring day by day. Finally, one day, this guy took off his hospital gown and secretly left the hospital.

Although he suffered from both general surgery and urological diseases, he was hospitalized in the special needs department, so the doctors in each department had very weak jurisdiction over him.

Lao Wang, who ran out, felt that he was better, he had nothing to worry about, he was young again, he could drink wine every day, and look for small things every day.

After drinking some wine and being flattered by the people who asked him to do things, Lao Wang dismissed everything the doctor said as if it were farts.

After a happy night, I returned to the hospital exhausted the next day. During the ward rounds in the morning, the doctor saw, oh, "Mr. Wang" was still sleeping.

And it's been so long that I don't embarrass the leader anymore, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing to take off my pants and expose my bottom in front of the big guys every day.

Just like that, if the matter comes out, if Lao Wang is discharged from the hospital, the matter will have nothing to do with the hospital.

But here’s the problem, the Special Needs Department, in the past, was very effective, and you couldn’t even live in it if you didn’t tap into people’s energy.

But now, serious leaders and cadres dare not live there, and ordinary people cannot afford it, so it has become a decoration. Where in the world can there be so many wealthy people who are sick?

But doctors and nurses also have to live. When a patient finally comes, everyone just ignores him and lets him stay in the hospital.

This bubble is causing trouble!

It was originally epididymitis and hernia, which directly damaged his spermatic urinary passage. It can be said that it has been severely damaged, even if it is repaired.

In fact, it is just like a dam that has failed once. It is no longer as strong as it was before, and can only be made up for by time.

But this guy, after drinking, alcohol has a paralyzing effect. Even if his body sends a pain warning, he can't feel it.

Moreover, there was a whole night of commotion. When I returned to the hospital, I was so tired and tired that I fell asleep directly.

When your body looks like this, go and ask for it. You don’t care about it, and I don’t care about it either. I love whoever you want!

Just like that, Lao Wang slept and slept, pouting and thinking about the good things he had done last night in his dreams.

As a result, what was originally a spring dream suddenly turned into a nightmare. In the dream, when he was about to do something, a burly man suddenly walked in.

The head was bigger than a pumpkin, and the hands were wider than a cattail leaf fan. He grabbed his neck and lifted him upside down. He forced his legs apart with both hands, opened his bloody mouth, and shouted, "I let you bully my wife."

Then he bit him between Lao Wang's legs. Lao Wang was so frightened that he jumped up from the big bed, his panic almost jumping out of his throat.

Suddenly, I felt very, very painful down there, as if I had been bitten in a dream.

Pulling open his pants and looking down, Lao Wang was really frightened this time, his eyes were split open. The dandan was hanging there like a huge purple meatball.

Not as big as a bowl, but not much smaller, just a purple honeycomb, or a huge purple potato hanging there.

Moreover, the more he looked at it, the more painful it became. It was so painful that he couldn't lift his legs. Ouch, Ouch, Lao Wang couldn't even press the beeper. It hurts when I move!

It hurts. The huge purple meatball cannot be touched. If it touches the skin, it feels like all the tendons in the body have been pulled out, like the intestines have been pulled out from the anus. It hurts from bottom to top.

Sweat, cold sweat on the forehead, it hurts, it flows, oh, oh, oh, groans one after another, Lao Wang can't even scream, and he doesn't dare to tremble with his tongue.

When the nurse who was about to give the patient an infusion was passing by, she heard it and opened the door to take a look.

Lao Wang lay upright on the big white bed, spreading his legs as if he were doing the splits.

And what about him is particularly obvious, the purple is dazzling, the purple is shining.

The look of horror on his face was as white as if he had seen a ghost.

When Lao Wang saw the nurse, he burst into tears, "Help, help me!" He didn't even dare to shout louder for help because it hurt!

His voice was like a dog guarding its food, it couldn't be any deeper.

When the nurse looked at it, she turned around and ran away. She was not scared. To be honest, as a nurse, I have never seen anything before, but I have never seen anything like this!

"Doctor, hurry up, the patient in bed 8 has a problem, doctor, hurry up!"

When the doctor in the office heard the nurse shouting so urgently, he thought the nurse had heart failure.

He pushed the ambulance and ran to the ward, but when he entered the door, he was also stunned.

Really, surgical diseases are often not the kind to be treated slowly. Sometimes, half an hour before and half an hour later, there are two diseases directly.

The doctor in the special needs department was an internist, but he knew at a glance that it was an intestinal incarceration.

Call now!

Incarceration, to be honest, is one of the words that medical practitioners least want to hear.

Because incarceration is often followed by necrosis!

When the human body's organs suffer from ischemia, they can still delay the resolution of the condition through the support of surrounding organs.

This is not the case with impacted ischemia. This thing, the body cannot support it through other organs. If the ischemia time is even a little, it will be necrosis. You don’t have to think about it.

It's like pinching the respiratory tract, and the air can't be breathed in.

The surgeon took Lao Wang and ran into the operating room, calling for family members and leaders.

When the director of general surgery saw it, he quickly called the director of urology over.

The Department of Urology, the Department of Tea Surgery, is the department that listens to Ouyang the most. Because of the director, Urologist Li came over to take a look and said, "Excise it, and the testicular (a) ball is necrotic!"

When the director of general surgery heard this, his scalp went numb. The general surgeon in charge of the bed almost cried.

"Have you done your ward rounds this morning?" Old Chen, a general surgeon, almost touched the bedside doctor's head with his fingers.

"Checked, he slept in the morning..."

"Isn't this just a hotel? You are a doctor, not a waiter. What do you do? What do you do?

What to do now, tell me, what to do now? It's necrotic, what should I do? "

The family members are here, Ouyang is here.

Lao Wang's wife has a fat face and a sinister face. Her double eyelids were made with two knives, as if someone was pulling her eyelids from behind.

The eyes are always half-open and half-closed, and when looking at people, the chin is raised, as if looking at people with the lower eyelids.

The mouth is thin, and when you open it, you can vaguely see the golden teeth embedded in it.

There was a donkey bag slung on the fat arm, yellow teeth, red lips, and extremely white foundation. When the director of general surgery saw it, his heart skipped a beat.

As a veteran doctor, you can still count as having met a few people. When he saw it, he knew that he had no choice but to hand the matter over to the hospital.

The doctor in charge of the bed, at this time, really couldn't even cry even if he wanted to.

I originally thought I could make some connections after the surgery, but the connections didn't come and it was a disaster.

When he looked at the other party's wife again, he felt bitter and wanted to slap himself a few times.

"What? Necrosis? Do you want to cut it?" Lao Wang's wife jumped up, and all the flesh in her body seemed to start to tremble together, just like a sumo wrestler in Maruko Country.

"Is this how you treat patients? Ah, he brought a good person in, you looked at him for a few days, and you actually wanted to cut off his...

Ah, come on, I'll cut off yours, will you? If you open your mouth, it will be cut. Why don't you cut your own?

Ah, what kind of doctor, bullshit! "

The director of general surgery was so embarrassed that he had no place to put his words.

Ouyang stood aside, unable to open his mouth.

How to say? What can be said?

Could it be said: He is already so old and has no desire to reproduce, so he should just have it removed?

Ouyang felt miserable because he couldn't explain it. His triangular eyes glared, and his sharp eyes almost killed the doctor and director of the general surgery several times.

Lao Wang's wife probably burst out her dissatisfaction with Lao Wang and the depression of her own life.

In the office of the director of general surgery, she cursed loudly. Ouyang turned around and walked out. He immediately contacted Zhang Fan. She didn't say a word to the director of general surgery.

The director of general surgery was really upset.

"Suspend the doctor in charge of the bedside first and reflect on it!" Ouyang heard that Zhang Fan had already boarded the plane and immediately hung up the doctor in charge of the bedside.

Lao Wang's wife is still making trouble. Anyway, it's just the same idea. You have to find a way for me.

The Director of General Surgery had a face full of saliva from the other party, but he didn't dare to wipe it off. He was like a child bride, persuading and explaining.

On the plane, Zhang Fan took the internal medicine book he took from the Provincial Central Hospital and kept flipping through the basics of heart.

Cardiothoracic surgery is open. Although there are many sub-projects, the first one is the basics of cardiothoracic surgery.

There are all kinds of ever-changing medical records in it. If you can't fix it, none of the other sub-items can be opened. This is also different from other subjects.

Zhang Fan has been working hard for the past two years, and he feels that he is also working very hard. Finally, when he clicked on the basic subjects, he found that the medical records there were specious.

"Still not working hard enough!" Zhang Fan sighed in his heart, and then stopped sleeping. In the past, he would sleep when he got on the plane, but now he couldn't sleep.

When there is pressure in my heart, I can always find the right way by practicing surgical operations and struggling with my liver.

But this foundation is not good. One is one, and it has nothing to do with two. If you know, you know, and if you don’t know, you don’t know. You can’t try, you can only accumulate bit by bit.

Learn from good people and learn Tiao Shen from wizards. As soon as Zhang Fan got on the plane, he opened a book and read. And he was not just pretending, he was quite serious.

Xue Xiaoqiao's original mood to chat and spank suddenly disappeared.

"Mom, with such great talent and hard work, who should be the dean if he is not the dean?"

Then, I also picked up a book and started reading it, and then slowly I became obsessed with it.

Passengers on the plane watched the two young men reading hard. Some parents tell their children: You must study hard in the future, otherwise you have to study with books even when you go out. Look at these two brothers, they probably failed the exam again.