This world is magical. In just over ten years, the world has changed in a dazzling way. It is as if people ten years ago had been living in a primitive society, and then suddenly one day, the world appeared!
Especially for some people, after entering the work industry from school, no matter what industry, these new people have seen the world and their eyes have been opened.
Of course, we don’t count some special people, only ordinary people who don’t have much knowledge.
The same goes for Zhang Fan. Although there were few people in Quark in the past, he had seen some things, such as two married people with families hugging each other in KTV, "I'm married now, no, no!"
They were so bold and unscrupulous that Zhang Fan's eyes turned green. Aren't they afraid of gossip?
After arriving at Chasu, I saw the big picture. Breast augmentation, facelift, and eyelid surgery were all trivial matters. Someone actually wanted to do beauty treatments near the chrysanthemums.
Really, Zhang Fan almost felt that he had come from Mars at that time. Earthlings are so good at playing.
How can I describe the person who asked for a beauty treatment of the chrysanthemum? Let’s put it this way, it was midsummer.
The weather was hot and dry, and the director of the Anorectal Department left with his young wife. Zhang Fan had only been acting as the director of the Anorectal Department for a few days. When he was about to get off work in the afternoon, a young woman came.
Why is she said to be a young woman? There is an explanation for this. She has a mature aura all over her body, and her figure is perfectly rounded.
The upper body is wearing a set of small clothes that are not considered suspenders, but they are not too wide. The lower body is wearing a skirt that is neither super short nor long. What's terrible is that this thing has slits on both sides.
Any movement, or a slightly larger range, can definitely make a curious man quickly gamble on the color. Maybe this is just subtle and not revealing.
At that time, Zhang Fan finally understood why light was so attractive.
She said she had hemorrhoids and lay down on the examination bed while Zhang Fan began to examine her.
But when he saw her chrysanthemums, Zhang Fan was quite puzzled. It was so hot in the summer. Why did the chrysanthemums look like winter's hands?
Before the confusion was over, he opened his mouth, speaking quite standard Mandarin. Not only Zhang Fan, but also the nurse on the side almost dropped his eyes in surprise at what he said.
"Doctor, if it's convenient, you can give me a beauty treatment around my anus to make it look smoother and smoother, okay?"
But today, when Quark's 120 sent the patient, Zhang Fan knew that today's patient was quite similar to the original patient.
When tea comes out in late October and November, the temperature is already below freezing.
Some people had already put on the down jackets and cotton coats packed in the boxes. Shao Hua had already put on thick clothes for Zhang Fan, for fear that he would be cold. There used to be a mother who was afraid of him being cold, and now there is a mother who is afraid that he would be cold. His cold wife!
Today, when this patient came out of the 120th floor, Zhang Fan's brows knitted together.
Four or five pairs of long legs were all covered in sky-high boots, long boots along the knees, and leather jackets and skirts.
The Korean-style large fur coat also has a furry collar. Let’s not talk about mink or not, but the exposed thighs are shining brightly, which makes the light in the car a little brighter.
When you look at your face again, you can tell at a glance that the cosmetics used are expensive, and not a single wrinkle can be seen on the face filled with collagen.
But if you look closely at their necks, the wrinkles that appear and disappear still remind you of their age.
The patient lying on the stretcher had a sallow complexion, but he still had eyeliner and red lips, and his long eyelashes seemed to be stained with coal particles.
"Go back and tell the director of your county hospital that we are not done with him!" Chasu's emergency center took the patient number and sent 120 from Kuak County to leave, but one of them spoke up.
When Zhang Fan heard it and looked at it again, no wonder Shi Lei couldn't catch it and even gave up the idea of calling an expert.
"What's going on?" Zhang Fan didn't go up first. The doctor from the emergency center went up to ask about the medical history.
The woman on the flat car spoke: "I just have hemorrhoids. I originally wanted to have a minor surgery, but in the end, the gang at the county hospital did it to me and now I can't even relieve myself from the toilet!"
Then, several other people started chattering.
"Okay, okay, one of the family members will stay, and the others can go out first."
After the doctors in the emergency center vacated the space, they called the nurses in. In medical treatment, there is a rule that for examinations of the opposite sex, a staff member of the same gender as the patient must be present.
After the nurse came in, Zhang Fan stood aside and watched the doctor on duty at the emergency center doing the examination.
With the leader here, the doctor's attitude is particularly gentle.
"Tell me what happened?"
The doctor is polite, and it is the largest hospital in the area. The patient's attitude is also much better.
“I originally had hemorrhoids, but the county hospital said it was a minor operation, so they performed an operation on me. As a result, now I can’t eat, dare not eat, can’t sleep, and I get angry at everything I see.
Look, look, they made it like this for me. After saying that, Zhang Fan took off his pants and took a look.
With this look, he knew something. "Okay, let's take it to the anorectal department. A second operation is necessary."
After saying that, Zhang Fan left the examination room.
Chrysanthemum is not taken seriously in the human body. In fact, this organ is quite complex.
The nerves of the anal skin are highly abundant, and the coordination of the sphincter complex is no worse than that of the lips. There are even times when the coordinated movement here goes beyond the lips.
However, some people, I don’t know what they think, don’t treat their constipation properly. Some people swallow eels alive, and some people drink oil. They drink bottles of oil.
Let’s not talk about anything else. This eel has teeth. The strength of human stomach acid is very high, but the amount is not enough.
The eel entered the stomach and was burned. It hurts. Can you be patient? It bites wherever it catches. If I don't bite you all the way through your internal organs, I won't be sorry for your guts in swallowing others alive.
Ton! Ton! Ton! I don’t know if the fat I swallowed is greasy or not. Anyway, it’s like drinking cola. When the stool comes out like a whip, I don’t even have time to take off my belt.
It is a pity that after the oil and water are removed, the liver is also damaged, and constipation will still occur.
There are even weirder people who are constipated and can't get the Kesailu to work. They can put any glass bottle or glass ball they feel smooth and round into.
Really, don’t mess around. Being able to pass gas and defecate smoothly without pain is a great joy in life.
To be honest, this place is very delicate. Don't say you are messing around. Even in the hospital, the doctors are very careful when operating on the chrysanthemum.
Because if something goes wrong in this place, it will definitely cause very uncomfortable hidden dangers in the patient's life in the future.
Therefore, the goal of all chrysanthemum surgeries is to reduce the damage to the skin and surrounding sphincter muscles as much as possible while relieving the pain.
As soon as Zhang Fan saw it, he refused to let the emergency center handle it. If it was a perianal abscess, it would be treated in the emergency center. However, this woman's anus was not suitable for treatment in the emergency center and had to be hospitalized.
After the emergency center doctor called the anorectal doctor, the patient was sent to the anorectal department.
Zhang Fan thought about it and followed him.
In the anorectal department, Zhang Fan was a few minutes late when he heard several women in the treatment room chattering, "It's not over yet. This is for hospitalization. It's not for you to watch again and again. It's just a short movie." no?
I just saw it once with several doctors, and now I have to see it again. I’m addicted to taking off my pants, right? "
"The emergency center has checked you out, why aren't you hospitalized there?"
Zhang Fan shook his head when he heard the doctor from the anorectal department saying this to the patient outside the door.
The anorectal department cannot be opened, there are few patients, and the doctors are unbalanced even though they receive the average award from the hospital. The process goes on and on, and every one of them is filled with resentment.
The hospital also wants to put the anorectal department on its feet as soon as possible, but it is too difficult to train doctors.
After seeing Zhang Fan, the head nurse of the Anorectal Department greeted Zhang Fan loudly, "Dean Zhang, you are here!"
Zhang Fan cried and laughed in his heart, just like the old madam in the Yingbin Building. When the doctor inside heard that Zhang Fan was coming, he didn't dare to have any thoughts of quarreling.
The head nurse accompanied Zhang Fan into the treatment room, "What are you doing? You're here again. You didn't see enough. Why did you get it? Come here and see it again!"
The person who accompanied the patient was already angry at the county hospital, and then was treated so badly by the anorectal doctor. Then he saw Zhang Fan again, and his words were full of sparks.
Zhang Fan pretended not to hear, "Does the doctor's code require you to have this attitude when explaining your condition to patients?
Why not explain the condition clearly to the patient? Is this anorectal department? Are you a doctor in this department? "
The tone was not harsh at all, and the expression was not serious, but not only the doctors on duty, but also the head nurse of the anorectal department changed their expressions.
"I'm sorry! I have a bad attitude, please forgive me!" The doctor on duty blushed red. If you don't have the awareness to serve others and be managed by others, it's better to start your own business.
"This is our director!" The head nurse also hurriedly came out to explain, fearing that the patient would say something nasty again.
"Okay, hurry up and see a doctor for my sister!"
The other party glanced at Zhang Fan a few more times. Although he didn't say anything else, he didn't look good either.
To be honest, many people think that the power agencies are the most powerful. In fact, for ordinary people, they may or may not urinate in relation to organs of power.
If I don't commit any crime, I am the uncle.
But in a city, one is a top hospital and the other is a top school. To be honest, the power of these two industries in China cannot be underestimated.
Zhang Fan didn't care at all what the other person said. He was also a herbivore and understood the other person very well. And no matter what industry or profession the other party is in, once she enters the hospital, she is a patient.
The doctor at the Anorectal Department saw that Zhang Fan didn't pursue the matter further, but he felt regretful that his intestines were about to twist into knots.
When something was on his mind, his movements became chaotic. Without thinking, he put on film gloves and started to do it.
"Bring the rubber ones! Saving money is not something you can save like this!" Zhang Fan's tone was stern this time.
"Okay, okay! Zhang Yuan, I know I was wrong." Hearing Zhang Fan's stern words, he felt relieved.
They knew very well that if Zhang Fan was severely criticized on the spot, he would not pursue it later. They were afraid that Zhang Fan would not get angry and Ouyang would crawl out again, which would not be a joke. Ouyang would definitely clean up people. It can make you anxious.
Putting on rubber gloves, the anorectal doctor said very gently: "Relax, I'll check your anus, yes, that's it, don't be nervous, yes, the sphincter is open, relax a little."
Watching the doctor in the anorectal department begin the examination, Zhang Fan said to several family members: "There can't be too many people in the examination room, otherwise it will cause accidental infection of the patient. Please wait outside for a while. If anything happens, I'll call you."
The fashion fur team filed out.
After the examination, the anorectal doctor looked at Zhang Fan with a hesitant expression.
"Tell me about the test results!"
"The sphincter obviously didn't contract hard enough, but it felt quite stiff during the examination, as if the muscles had tightened to a threshold."
"Come, let me take a look!" Zhang Fan gently asked the anorectal doctor to put on rubber gloves and apply paraffin oil.
"Don't be nervous. The hospital's repeated inspections are to better treat your disease. They are not deliberately tormenting you. Just relax!"
Tone, this person, many people are soft-spoken and not soft-spoken. Of course, there are also those who are soft-spoken and not soft-spoken.
Zhang Fan spoke softly and tried to imitate Mr. Lu's attitude in checking patients. I don't know why, maybe it's his age or his personal accomplishment. It's strange that when the old man speaks, even if he speaks casually, the patients can hear respect. Weird.
"Um!"
After the group of relatives and friends was invited out, the patient seemed a little embarrassed when facing the team of two men and one woman, and his answering voice had a buzzing feeling.
"Relax, relax! My fingers are about to go in, relax." A hand on the buttocks, applying gentle force, with a force of breaking apart.
The digital examination of chrysanthemums sounds very colorful and looks very ambiguous. But, to be honest, not many people are willing to diagnose patients.
No matter how bright and glamorous a person is, this place is also the place where grains are discharged!
In fact, for anorectal diseases, the doctor only needs to gently open the cheeks, and most patients do not need to insert a painful anal (a) portal scope for examination!
When Zhang Fan's fingers entered, he quickly felt a sense of emptiness.
How to describe a normal chrysanthemum digital examination? It's like feeding your girlfriend with cake cream on your hand. At this time, there is a wrapping feeling. When it first enters, it is a repulsive force. When it enters the deep part of the sphincter, it becomes an internal suction force.
The patient's feedback to Zhang Fan was that the muscles felt as if the bones were stuck when he first entered.
It's like your girlfriend biting her with her teeth, but once she enters, there is no muscle strength at all. It's like entering an empty cotton wool with no temperature.
"Tell me the key points of anorectal diagnosis and let the patient listen to the symptoms that fit her."
Zhang Fan asked questions while checking.
"The pain occurs intermittently, accompanied by blood, but it is not related to defecation. It is most likely an anal fissure.
The pain is persistent and gradually worsens into a perianal abscess.
The pain improved, and I felt a lump, which was a thrombosed external hemorrhoid.
If the pain occurs intermittently and the underwear is contaminated with secretions, it is an anal fistula.
If a lump prolapses, it may require manipulation to remove the mole! "
"Well, it seems that your heart is still professional. You are professional enough in business. You should cultivate your character more in the future."
After that, he said to the patient, "You feel that your symptoms are very similar to the one he mentioned."
