Before and after marriage, men and women really seem to have changed. You will find that after he rubs his feet like other rough men, he still seems to be barking, stretching his nose to smell the fingers that have touched his feet, and he looks intoxicated.
You will also find that she also farts, and the sound is very loud, just like fireworks, they are farted together.
Flowers before and after the moon have become pots and pans day after day. Passionate love slowly became relatives, with the left hand holding the right hand.
Although there is no passion or romance, when the left hand hurts, the right hand will also feel sad. When the right hand is injured, the left hand is definitely the first one to come out.
This is the most charming part of marriage. I know what you are thinking in your heart, and you also know what I am looking forward to.
Before the marriage, Shao Hua had already made plans for his honeymoon. Zhang Fan's family and his own were just ordinary families. Before traveling, traveling was still a bit far away for the elderly at home.
So, when Shao Hua planned to take four elderly people with him on his honeymoon, Jia Suyue couldn't close his mouth, "Oh my God, you can even take your parents as a group on your honeymoon, shouldn't it be a world for two?" "
The old people had never traveled far. Shao Hua thought about taking the four old people to see big cities and foreign countries. However, before Shao Hua could sign up for the tour group, the four old people seemed to have agreed upon it and collectively rebelled and refused to go. .
Four old people went to the farm collectively. In their words, "There is nothing else to do. Send them the next generation as soon as possible."
"What should I do?" Shao Hua was at a loss.
"Where do you want to go?" Zhang Fan lay on the bed and held Shao Hua's hand. Only now did he understand why people want to get married!
"Wherever you go, I will go!"
…
Half an hour later, "Tell me where you want to go." Shao Hua leaned against Zhang Fan.
Only at this time could Zhang Fan think normally. "It's just like that in foreign countries. We haven't seen the great mountains and rivers of our own. How about we go on a self-driving tour?"
"Have you had enough vacation?" Shao Hua looked up at his man, the man who would spend his whole life in the future.
"Haha, a month is no problem! It's just a bit shameless!"
Zhang Fan said with a smile that Wenrou Township is really a Tomb of Heroes. Zhang Fan felt like he would always be tired of being with Shao Hua.
This is the difference between eating secretly before marriage and not eating secretly. The feeling is different.
"Okay, then let's go on a self-driving trip."
After saying goodbye to their master, uncle, and fellow seniors, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua set off in the Cruiser.
Heading south, the frontier was so huge that they traveled thousands of kilometers in one day before Zhang Fan and the others reached the edge of the frontier.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" On the Gobi Desert in the golden autumn, Shao Hua stood on the wild ground wearing a red gauze scarf. The wind blew and floated gently.
It was originally a very literary scene, but the girl hugged Zhang Fan and insisted on making him roar in front of the Flame Mountain. In an instant, the artistic scene turned into...
The frontier is large and high-ranking officials should be suppressed. There is a modern joke, why don’t our big frontiers offer free shipping?
Express company: It’s not that you are too far away, but that Suzhou is too long!
More than two thousand kilometers away, they haven't left the northwest yet!
There is no destination for this self-driving trip. I just run casually. When I get tired and don’t want to run anymore, I go home. It can be considered that the two of them were willful for once.
The sun sets over the long river and the lonely smoke spreads across the desert. They walked through the grasslands, through the desert, through the Gobi.
Climb the Tianshan Mountains, cross the Qilian Mountains, and cross the Qinling Mountains. I once made a wish in front of the reclining Buddha, and I also took a look beyond the Great Wall.
After eating noodles, then firecrackers, and the beef noodles that Zhang Fan couldn't forget. After eating trouser belt noodles, we entered the realm of spicy soup.
After more than ten days, the two of them wandered into the realm of Nanhe. The excitement and anticipation of just going out were gone, especially Zhang Fan, who wanted to go back home.
“Someone bragged that if they gave him a computer, food and drink, he could stay in the room until the end of the world.
It's so ridiculous. I'm starting to get bored while we play like this. "Zhang Fan drove the car and looked at the undulating mountains outside the window.
"Go to the beach. Don't you like to eat seafood? Let's take a look at the sea and then return. I want to see the sea that you have never forgotten."
"Okay, let's go!" With the destination in mind, Zhang Fan no longer felt bored. That's how people are, if they really don't have a goal, it would actually be boring.
Just like the demolished households in the capital in the early years, tens of millions of assets were lying in the bank, and then they drove the latest BMW series and sold them at night.
To use a popular saying: I have nothing to do! I really can't envy this kind of life.
On the longest highway in China, Zhang Fan's Cruiser drove towards the seaside. People who are used to seeing grasslands and snow-capped mountains love the endless sea.
"What are you taking?" Zhang Fan, who was driving, accidentally saw that Shao Hua seemed to be taking medicine.
"The old man at home is worried, and I also want to have a baby as soon as possible. I asked Ya Nan last time, and she told me to take some vitamin folic acid before pregnancy. Isn't Yue Yue's sister-in-law in Australia Sheep? She bought me some of that. Vitamins on the side.”
The newly married Shao Hua is still like a girl, a little shy, just like the Chinese saying, there are some things you can do, but you can't say.
"Baby, do you have it?" Zhang Fan almost couldn't hold the steering wheel.
"Go and drive well. It's normal to have your period this month. How silly!"
"Blame me, blame me, I should have made a plan for you earlier." Zhang Fan said angrily.
"Don't listen to Wang Yanan. What does she know as an orthopedic surgeon? I, although I am not a gynecologist, I have been in the gynecology department and delivered babies. She doesn't even know where the gynecology department is."
"Only you can! Look at this."
"This thing is a health product. During this period of pregnancy, you must first have a balanced diet. First of all, you must not be picky about food. This is no problem for my wife.
Secondly, we must supplement folic acid, which must be 0.4~0.8mg/d every day. Now we must pay attention, and we must wear a cap in the future! "
"Why!"
"Come on, give me some water first!" Zhang Fan licked his lips.
"This is the posture of giving a lecture. Teacher, please drink!" The newlywed couple was quite bored.
"Cough! Cough! Cough!" Zhang Fan cleared his throat deliberately. Then he said: "Listen, after marriage, there are five periods before a woman can conceive! These five periods are divided into ten small dates!"
"Uh!" Shao Hua's head was spinning, "Is it so complicated to have a child?"
"What do you think? Where is this? It's too complicated and boring for you to listen to. I'll give you a simple explanation."
"First of all, you need to avoid certain risks during pregnancy and childbirth. For example, if women are younger than 18 and older than 35, you are at the best age now, hehe."
"Say it nicely!" Piaji Shao Hua patted the hand that slid over from the gear lever.
“When women give birth between the ages of 25 and 29, children are least likely to die prematurely, and they are also less prone to some chromosomal diseases.
Folic acid should be taken three months before pregnancy to prevent neural tube defects in children.
Not only can it prevent fetal neural tube defects, but it can also prevent pregnant women from gestational hypertension, spontaneous abortion and other diseases.
This medicine must be taken starting three months before pregnancy and until six weeks postpartum or the end of breastfeeding. "
"So long?" Shao Hua asked in surprise.
"Yes, you should not only take folic acid, but also check your oral cavity in advance. The teeth in the oral cavity are very far away from the fetus. Many people ignore it. In fact, oral inflammation is the biggest cause of premature babies. It is also an important factor in causing eclampsia."
"What is eclampsia?"
"You should understand it as high blood pressure during pregnancy. Once it occurs, you will have to have an abortion."
"Oh my god!" Shao Hua was stunned.
"Okay, anyway, I will take care of your food from now on. We can't have children in these three months."
"Well, I know it's not good to take birth control pills! I'm just afraid you won't feel comfortable!"
"It's okay, it's okay, it's comfortable, it's comfortable!" Zhang Fan even fell down.
…
After entering Dongshan, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua climbed Mount Tai once. Shao Hua felt a little tired that day, but the next day, his calves were so sore that he couldn't even touch them.
There is nothing special about Zhang Fan's insistence on exercising every day.
After visiting Mount Tai, we plunged into Blue Bird. Lu Ning, Jade Bird’s senior brother, had been waiting for Zhang Fan and Shao Hua for a long time.
Zhang Fan took Shao Hua to see the master first, and this time he brought his wife to the door. Zhang Fan came before and wanted to have a meal with the old man, but the old man refused without even thinking. Didn't the old man have any cards?
This time, looking at Shao Hua's face, not only the old man, but also Zhang Fan's mistress, Lu Ning, and Lu Ning's daughter-in-law, it was a family dinner.
After dinner, the old man did not hold Zhang Fan back for the operation, nor did he check his homework. However, before Zhang Fan left, the old man deliberately asked how long Zhang Fan's vacation would be!
Under Lu Ning's hospitality, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua went to an island. "Oh my god, this place is so nice. Senior brother, I've been here several times, but you haven't brought me here. How unkind."
"I am the host, Shao Hua. I went to the frontier without Shao Hua to entertain me. If I counted on you, I would just eat noodles." Lu Ning laughed at Zhang Fan with a smile.
As the old saying goes, entertaining others is actually entertaining yourself.
"Thank you, senior brother!" Shao Hua thanked him sweetly.
It’s hard to say whether Bluebird is considered the south or the north. Let’s call this place the south. It licks its face and burns the heater every year. Not far from it, Yungang, the starting city of Lianhuo, looks at the Bluebird every winter. I was shivering with cold just because Yungang is in the south.
In October, it's a little cool to go to the sea in Qingniao, but it's still nice to bask in the sun on the beach. Lu Ning took Zhang Fan and Shao Hua to a small island that could be seen at a glance.
There are no tourists at all, and the beach is not long, but the best thing about this place is that there are no tourists. It is like a private beach. After the fishermen who usually go to sea have left, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua are left lying on the beach to bask in the sun.
"Pfft!" Zhang Fan, who was lying on the beach wearing sunglasses, suddenly laughed.
"What's wrong?" Although Shao Hua didn't know why Zhang Fan was smiling, the girl also asked with a smile on her face.
It's like, if you are happy, I will be happy too.
"I remembered a joke."
"What a joke."
"The story of a male and female sea turtle on the beach."
"Fuck you!" Shao Hua smiled and hit Zhang Fan. It was obvious that she had also heard this story. The girls are actually pretty good when they are together!
"I'm surprised, why do you, a Northwester, love seafood so much?"
Speaking of which, the Shaohua family can be said to be from the south, but the girl doesn't miss fish much if she doesn't eat fish for a year. Zhang Fan can't do it. He didn't have the conditions before, but now that he hasn't eaten for three days, it feels like he's missing something.
Zhang Fan broke into various shells without raising his head, "Don't you think it's delicious? This one is rich in zinc. Did you know that this is what men lack the most?"
"Just talk nonsense seriously."
"It's really not the case. Let me tell you, if you don't have enough of this stuff, you will easily lose your hair and become bald."
"Really? I'll try it too."
In fact, there is another important point that Zhang Fan failed to mention: without this gadget, the quality of the tadpoles will not be up to par. It’s easy to get wet, so many people do it until they can’t lift their heads. In fact, this is the loss of a lot of zinc. This thing comes out after shaking it for a few times. It’s easier to come out than a machine gun, but it can be replenished quite a lot. trouble.
At night, the two of them lay in the fisherman's courtyard listening to the sound of the waves and looking at the twinkling stars in the sky.
"I really want to live like this for the rest of my life!" Shao Hua stroked Zhang Fan's thick chest. Zhang Fan also wanted to touch him, but he wouldn't let him.
Just when the two of them were enjoying each other as sweetly as each other, their uncle from far away in Magic City called.
