Women, amazing creatures. Truly a magical species. To be honest, this type of parasite is very rare. The director of the gastroenterology department has never seen one in the hospital for half his life.
It's disgusting, it's really disgusting, it's terrible, but it's also a bit scary. The enlarged parasite has already given Wang Hong goosebumps all over her body. She's so scared that she can't even talk about it, it's just like a toad crawling on her bare feet.
"Come on, come on. Hospital Zhang is catching bugs in the endoscopy room! Big bugs." She took her mobile phone and started calling people in the QQ group of young people in the hospital. It was probably not to let everyone know, but to Let's all feel comfortable together.
There are too many things to deal with in the hospital. Generally, no one will agree to this kind of shouting, even if she is the secretary of the Youth League Party Committee.
To be honest, I don’t know if this position is considered a cadre among leaders, but among a group of young people who have just graduated, this position is generally ridiculed, especially in technical units. If it weren’t for some fees being deducted from the salary. , some people probably won’t even pay it.
But when you bring Zhang Yuan, these two words are different. Zhang Fan vigorously promotes the examination rotation system for general residents in the hospital's surgical and gynecological departments. Now the internal medicine department has also begun to follow suit, and Zhang Fan has the opportunity to further his studies. The doctor had the power to sign, so many young doctors rushed to the endoscopy room with the word "Zhang Yuan" in mind.
Zhang Fan held the tissue forceps, and when the insect was about to enter the corner, he pinched the last protruding genitals of the insect. The slightly swollen genitals were clamped by Zhang Fan with pliers.
The director of the gastroenterology department closed his eyes, "It's too rough. Even if you have to clamp, you have to clamp the middle part of the insect. What's the use of clamping the last genitals? This place is very mature and congested." Crisp, hey!”
Although the words were not spoken, she had completely given up hope. Are the sharp teeth on the tissue forceps fake? She decided that she would never give Zhang Fan face again! Zhang Fan couldn't care about internal medicine anyway.
A common problem among technical units is that without technology, there is no authority.
Zhang Fan certainly didn't want to leave only the insect's genitals as evidence or go for a medical examination. Wasn't this the insect's final sprint? He could only drag it by its tail.
Steel teeth and metal teeth of endoscopes are very particular. They are generally made of titanium alloy. Why not use gold or silver? Because special titanium alloys can inhibit the growth of bacteria, but other metals cannot.
When the insect swung up its disc genitals, Zhang Fan used the steel teeth of the tissue forceps to gently grab it at the moment it was about to enter.
How strong is this? Because the steel teeth of the tissue forceps are very sharp and cannot provide substantial support. Instead, they form a small space that is barely large enough for the genitals of the insect disk to pass through.
The body can survive, but the swollen genitals cannot. It's just such a space, just such a small point, where the super feeling of Zhang Fan's hands is most vividly expressed.
As long as it is a substance made of protein, it has a characteristic, that is, it cannot be congested with blood. Once congested, the original structure will become thinner and brittle, and the gravitational force between the carbon-based chains will become smaller. Therefore, it is not a steel gun. It must be light and careful. It is easy to break at this time.
Zhang Fan didn't dare to use force when pulling the bug. The suckers on the bug's body were sucked onto the intestinal wall by at least a thousand, so the adsorption force was very strong. If the force was too strong, only the genitals would be left behind.
This kind of thing, thanks to Zhang Fan's system, the training of hand feel in the system is really very precise. Without the system, Zhang Fan, who is not married and is still a young virgin, would never be able to grasp the temperament. Can hold the insect's genitals.
Of course, singletons are even more unlucky. It is estimated that the genitals of the female bug will be broken off immediately.
After Zhang Fan grabbed the worm, the director of the gastroenterology department finally turned to look at the monitor. When she saw that Zhang Fan didn't break the worm, her mouth opened.
"Zhang Yuan, don't pull hard, don't use reckless force, do it slowly, slowly, and use skillful force bit by bit."
This sounds very reasonable, but in fact it is all nonsense. Otherwise, why didn't she hold it with her hands? Because the force is too difficult to control, it is easier said than done.
At this time, the director of the gastroenterology department had her eyes fixed on the tissue forceps and the insect's body. Her hands were so tight that she was so nervous that her heart was in her throat.
She was very aware of the fragility of this thing. Not to mention the doctor's operation, if the patient had a severe cough at this time, all the previous efforts might be wasted.
"Yes, that's it, that's it, Chief Zou, please don't move!" The director of the gastroenterology department waved her fists, as if she was operating, and comforted Chief Zou as she spoke.
Section Chief Zou, at this time, no matter how painful it was, he could endure it because he had found the culprit and because there was hope. Therefore, Section Chief Zou clenched his teeth tightly, his face turned white with worry, and he remained silent.
Wang Hong called the hospital and called on many young doctors. Although it was late at night, young people are young people after all. Some of them came to the hospital from home.
When there are many people, if you say something in a low voice, she will say something in a low voice, and her voice will never be lowered. "Just pull it, Zhang Yuan, why are you hesitating? Look, the tail of the insect is swollen." As soon as he heard this, he knew he was a bachelor from the Department of Surgery.
"Zhang Yuan, you are so awesome. So stable, so strong!" This was probably a female doctor who wanted to further her training.
Zhang Fan held the trigger firmly in his hand, controlled the force tightly, and then gently pulled it. The insect's adsorption force was too strong.
With a gentle tug, it was visible to the naked eye that the insect's body was stretched a bit and became a bit thinner, but the insect did not take a step back. At this time, don’t dare to pull anymore, otherwise it will break.
Now it is time to be patient and spend time.
See who can outshine whom, just like walking a fish, you must not use reckless force. When the bug squirms, Zhang Fan uses a little force to pull the bug out a little, and then maintains a backward force, neither too big nor too small, just A principle, let it consume physical strength.
Pull, pull, little by little. At this time, make a table, the energy table of Zhang Fan and Chongzi.
The worms eat the small amount of nutrient solution in the small intestine. Because Chief Zou hasn't eaten for three days and has given enemas countless times, the nutrient solution can be ignored.
Zhang Fan ate the delicious pilaf made by Shao Hua, which included meat and vegetables. In terms of energy, Zhang Fan won the game.
However, in terms of energy conversion, Zhang Fan lost a round. A small egg that can only be seen through a microscope will grow into a behemoth of about one meter in one or two months. In this energy conversion, even if Zhang Fan has a system, he will not be his opponent. .
Therefore, Zhang Fan and Chongzi currently have the same advantages, and they can be said to be evenly matched.
In a stalemate, Zhang Fan and Chongzi were in a stalemate. Zhang Fan's sweat began to drip. Sweat began to slowly leak out from everywhere on his head and the tip of his nose. This physical exertion was not much less than moving bricks.
Zhang Fan was tired, and Chongzi was definitely not relaxed, because now Zhang Fan could feel that Chongzi's forward force was much smaller.
Section Chief Zou couldn't hold on anymore. He hadn't eaten for two or three days. Even if he lay down with his legs spread, he couldn't hold on any longer. The foreign body in his anus was so uncomfortable that Section Chief Zou felt like vomiting. , the idea of spitting out this anal thing from your mouth.
Pulling back and forth, Zhang Fan, who was sweating, found it even more difficult at this time. It was not because he was exhausted, but because his hands were sweating and felt a little slippery. The trigger he was holding felt a little hard to grasp. Living.
"Mom! Why is this thing so fierce?" Zhang Fan began to curse his mother in his heart.
Lu Shuyan was working the night shift, and there was nothing going on in the department, so she came to join in the fun. The gynecology department had seen too many disgusting things, and for this, at best, she was a little bit averse to this kind of bug.
Seeing the sweat on Zhang Fan's head, she gently took out a tissue and wiped it slowly. The two of them had cooperated in many surgeries together, so they still had a certain tacit understanding. Zhang Fan turned his head slightly, and she knew where to rub it.
Seeing Lu Shuyan wiping Zhang Fan's sweat, several doctors who wanted to further their education hit their chests with regret, "Why don't I have such sharp eyesight? Hey!"
"Zhang Yuan, why don't you get a bottle of glucose? I think the insect is almost at its end. Let's take a sip and get rid of it." Someone asked at this time. There are still many smart people.
"Okay, let's take a bite." Zhang Fan also felt his mouth was dry. Little by little, Zhang Fan kept pulling and pulling.
Just when Zhang Fan drank glucose, the bug almost escaped. Because the bug also exerted more force, the blood was slowly recovered from the genitals.
If Zhang Fan hadn't been staring at Chongzi's body all the time, he would have let Chongzi escape.
The bug is adjusting, and Zhang Fan has to adjust accordingly. Anyway, even if you don't move, I won't move either. As long as you move, I will pull your butt, a wretched operation.
It is estimated that this bug was also unmarried and was anxious. As time passed, the bug began to act mischievously. It was originally squirming like water waves, but now it turned into a posture where the whole body wanted to jump.
Zhang Fan knew that the insect was missing.
Just when Chongzi was about to make his final move, Zhang Fan suddenly turned the camera over with a sudden force, and the hand that grabbed the trigger gently used a little more force.
The monitor shook violently, making the director of the gastroenterology department feel dizzy, but his eyes did not move away. Zhang Fan turned around violently, and the insect was knocked over by Zhang Fan.
Then the insect's abdomen, magnified by the endoscope, was completely displayed on the monitor. Two rows of long suckers grow from head to tail, like a sow's udder, or like flesh-colored buttons on clothes, hanging on the insect's abdomen.
It doesn't matter if it's more, and because this thing is like a suction cup, it's constantly expanding and contracting, just like the lips of a toothless old lady, it's like it's constantly looking for something to suck.
You can imagine the mouths of rows of toothless old ladies. There are only mouths, countless toothless lips that are constantly making sucking movements, hanging in rows on the pink to white abdomen. And it's in the intestines again, the red intestines. It's really a horror movie.
Even if it's not a horror movie, this kind of intensity and sucking action means that the doctors don't have trypophobia. Otherwise, under the enlarged monitor, this kind of pink sucking can definitely knock out a few people.
At this time, Zhang Fan's eyes became sharp and his movements became faster. He would kill you while you are sick. He was absolutely unambiguous. If he waited for this thing to turn over and then adsorbed to the intestinal wall, Zhang Fan would not Knowing whether he was successful or not, Section Chief Zou probably couldn't hold on any longer.
Both hands cooperated, "Hold it, it's about to come out." Zhang Fan shouted, and then began to withdraw his hands quickly and steadily. Like a cobra that has bitten its prey, it quickly retreats.
The bugs didn't make the doctors vomit, but the rapidly receding monitor made a group of doctors feel dizzy and nauseated.
"Director, please help me open the anus." As soon as Zhang Fan said the words, the director of the gastroenterology department had already started to open the anus. After all, he was an old doctor, so Zhang Fan didn't need to ask for this.
Following the fiber tube of the colonoscope, the colonoscope began to withdraw with a squeaking and sticky liquid. "Get the oval forceps ready, don't use toothed forceps." Zhang Fan said as he backed away.
"The oval forceps is ready, it can't run away." The director of the gastroenterology department replied from the side.
"Come out, come out!" Wang Hong covered her mouth tightly, as if she was afraid of bugs entering her mouth, but her voice could still come out. The girl was really excited, so exciting.
As the colonoscope was pulled out, Zou Ke let out a long sigh of relief, and the slimy worms all over his body were pulled out.
Without the magnification effect of an electron microscope, nothing can be seen. They are just longer rice noodles, but they are still movable rice noodles.
Pink, slightly whitish pink, the bug dripping with sticky liquid was pulled out. This thing also knew that the end was coming, and kept twisting its body, like rice noodles held by chopsticks shaking.
"Good boy, it's so long." The director of the gastroenterology department roughly measured the length of the insect with gloves. A good doctor's hand is his measuring tool. He knows how long it is.
Zhang Fan was actually at the end of his strength, especially the right hand that held the trigger, which was almost no longer his own, and felt sour and astringent. The nurse in the endoscopy room saw Zhang Fan's slightly trembling hands and quickly took the colonoscope.
"Zhang Yuan, we're out. If it weren't for you today, this bug would probably have to be taken out of the patient's mouth. Look at the mucous membrane on this thing, it's so slippery!"
"Ugh!" Some people can't hold on anymore. They can still accept it when it comes out of the anus. Think about it, it goes through the stool and finally pulls it out from the mouth. It's so disgusting.
One person sent out a chain of "Ugh!", and several female doctors felt a little bad.
"Haha!" Zhang Fan suppressed his nausea and rubbed his hands. To say it's not disgusting would be a lie.
"Why are you disgusting? This is nothing. If the worm is broken and the internal organs in the worm's body flow to the esophagus and the taste buds of the tongue, it will be called sour. I guess you won't dare to eat rice noodles in the future. "
The director of the Department of Gastroenterology was also a weirdo. He couldn't say how disgusting he was. Zhang Fan couldn't help it, squeezing his hands. He nodded quickly, closed his mouth, and hurried out without even glancing at the pink rice noodles. Endoscopy room.
Lying on the window, he took a few big breaths of air. The cold night air suppressed Zhang Fan's nausea.
"Zhang Yuan, do you want to work overtime? The hospital cafeteria made some noodles, do you want to eat?" The dean of the logistics department was on duty today. When he saw Zhang Fan, he greeted Zhang Fan very enthusiastically.
After suppressing the nausea for a long time, Zhang Fan finally vomited, noodles, rice noodles, shaking insects, rows of lips, and sticky liquid. Zhang Fan vomited. This was the first time he had been vomited since going to work!
The red ones are carrots, the white ones are pilaf, and some red mutton!
"Uh!" Wang Hong, who followed closely, saw the puddle Zhang Fan had vomited on the ground, and she also vomited. In order to beautify herself at night, she ate some instant noodles, and then went to bed quickly.
As a result, after suppressing the nausea for a long time, she began to spurt out violently, and even the unchewed instant noodles spurted out from the girl's nose.
"Uh!" The dean of logistics, who was burping, had a stomachache, and his muscles moved counter-peristaltically. His stomach pulled and hurt his nostril sphincter!
"Damn, it hurts me so much, a noodle is so powerful!"
