Zhang Fan saw that he didn't take advantage of it, so he said to Lao Yutou: "Old man, use a little more strength and see if you can get it back in." The old man held back his strength, and it was visible to the naked eye that the muscles around his buttocks were contracting. Then, slowly, a section of the prolapsed intestine entered. Seeing such a strange thing with her own eyes, the old wife covered her mouth. She couldn't help it. She wanted to laugh but felt it was inappropriate. Why don't you laugh? The scene in front of me is really ridiculous.
"Old man, let's go in. Since you have taken off your pants, I will check you out." Zhang Fan said and took a step forward. He wanted to perform a digital anal examination.
How does this examination feel? In professional terms, it is really meaningless. The examiner wears gloves, applies lubricant, and gently inserts it into the anus and rectum. That's it, just a few words.
If you talk about the doctor's own experience, it is really strange. First of all, the strength of the anal sphincter is relatively large, and the temperature inside the rectum is higher than the temperature on the skin surface.
When Zhang Fan gently inserted his lubricated finger into Lao Yutou's anus, Lao Yutou became nervous and began to contract his anal sphincter. "Old man, relax a little. The more nervous you are, the more uncomfortable you will be! Soon."
"Yeah!" Although I promised well, my muscles just couldn't relax. The muscles were tense, and Zhang Fan's fingers felt like they were being held tightly in the mouth of a toothless old lady. And as the muscles contracted, there was a force that sucked the fingers inward! The surrounding soft intestinal wall gently and smoothly caressed Zhang Fan's fingers. Weird comfort!
He exited gently, then patted Lao Yutou's waist with his unchecked hand, "Okay, old man, please get up slowly and put on your pants."
Zhang Fan took off his gloves, washed his hands and sat on a chair, waiting for the old man to tidy up. "Old man, it seems that you can still be treated with conservative methods. If that doesn't work, you will need surgery."
"I won't do surgery!" The old man probably didn't understand the conservative meaning, but he immediately stared at him when he heard about the surgery.
"Listen to what the doctor has to say first. Why are you so anxious?" The old lady pushed her old man.
"Are you often constipated?" Zhang Fan asked while writing outpatient medical records.
"Well, I've been constipated a lot since I was young. Oops, sometimes I squat for half an hour and my feet are so numb that I can't even stand up."
"Have you seen this constipation specifically?"
"There's nothing to see here! Nothing."
"Old man, your situation is probably related to your constipation. Frequent constipation leads to abnormal abdominal pressure, which leads to anal prolapse. I will prescribe you some medicine to treat constipation first. You can take it when you go back and take a look. .”
"The intestines have come out. Can I take medicine? If not, I need surgery. Every time I sneeze or cough, my intestines fall out. It's really scary!" the old lady said a little worried.
"If you want an operation, you have to do it yourself. I won't do it!" Old Yutou said with his eyes wide open. He didn't see it himself and didn't feel it was serious, but the old lady saw it with his own eyes.
"Don't worry. Let's take some medicine and see if it works. If it doesn't work, come back for surgery." Zhang Fan smiled. Old children, old children, are like this.
Don’t laugh at this prolapse. In the past, people ate a lot of whole grains and did a lot of physical work. There were not many diseases related to stress-induced prolapse, but look at people today.
In the morning, I smoke a cigarette and hold my mobile phone. Especially on weekends, I can go to the toilet for half a day. It feels very comfortable. In fact, this is the most harmful to the anus. If this continues for a long time, hemorrhoids and anal prolapse will not go away. It should be easily done in three to five minutes.
Moreover, the current refined diet is also an important factor leading to constipation. Appropriate amounts of whole grains are necessary, and the importance of crude fiber is self-evident.
After the examination and writing out the outpatient medical records, the old man took the medical records and asked, "What's wrong, old man, tell me." Zhang Fan looked at the old man's expression and asked.
"Dr. Zhang, please don't tell your father-in-law about this matter, otherwise I won't be able to live as a human being!"
"Okay, okay, don't worry, I will keep it strictly confidential." The old man and his wife left, and Zhang Fan and the nurse couldn't help laughing.
In the morning outpatient clinic, hemorrhoids accounted for the majority, and the identities of the patients were all very similar. Almost all of them had occupations of sitting or standing for a long time. Drivers, teachers, and government officials accounted for a large proportion. Some come in because of severe pain, and some come in because of blood in the stool. Zhang Fan admitted several patients who needed surgery in one morning.
Returning to the department, Zhang Fan took a look at the patient admissions situation. Generally speaking, it was pretty good so far. The doctors in the department were quite cooperative and they were doing what they were supposed to do.
Shao Hua had already prepared all the things that should be prepared. Although Zhang Fan was worried, he asked many friends who had been to Thailand and they all said that it was quite safe. There was no problem with following the tour group.
"How many days are you going to go?" Zhang Fan watched the two girls busy packing their things.
"Ten days, what's the matter? Do you want to go too?" Shao Hua asked Zhang Fan while packing his things.
Zhang Fan curled his lips and said, "Are you all ready? What else do you need to buy?"
"It's just seasonal clothes. I don't have any other preparations. Go out quickly. Get in the way!" Zhang Fan was also helpless. Shao Hua took his girl to see the world. Although he was worried, there was nothing he could do. Who made him a country bumpkin? .
Zhang Fan's parents had already gone to the capital, and the old couple regretted it to death the next day. Tourism in the capital was off-season this season, the weather was bad, and the smog was serious.
And the most serious thing is eating. The tour group agreed to take care of food and accommodation. We stayed in a small hotel, and there was a musty smell when we entered the door. Forget it, three meals a day, these two days have really made the old couple starving. Zhang Fan's mother, who didn't eat much at first, now has a super appetite.
It’s not that the food is good, it’s that it’s less. There are ten people at a table. Although they are all old people, there are quite a lot of people. They are full of rice. It is a very cheap kind of rice. Then there are four dishes. Four dishes on small plates, shredded potatoes, boiled cabbage, and fried tomatoes. Eggs, pickled cabbage, vermicelli, meat, the meat is almost invisible minced meat.
A group of old people followed a tour guide during the day and could walk more than ten kilometers a day. They were active and had no food or water. After two days, these people were really hungry. The food was ready in an instant, and there was a bowl full of brown rice. , and also eat cleanly.
They are all elderly people who are reluctant to spend money, and they are people with ordinary lives, even more reluctant to spend money. The old couple were lying on the hard bed of the small hotel. Zhang Fan's father sighed, "Hey! It's so painful. All I can think about now is meat, fat braised pork and braised lion's head!"
"Why don't we go out to eat something? Look at the scratchy corners of your mouth. Wipe it quickly." Zhang Fan's mother said after eating three bowls of brown rice.
"Forget it, just be patient and let it go. When you get home, eat well for three days! I will never travel again. This is not tourism at all. This is just coming here to suffer foreign sins!"
During the seven-day tour, the tour group took these old people to the Great Wall, climbed Xiangshan Mountain, and watched the flag-raising. Anyway, they went to all the places they should go. They did as much activity as they wanted. Once they returned to the hotel, these old people were almost exhausted. .
On the last day, the killer move came out. The so-called functional belt that can treat systemic diseases and enhance physical fitness was brought out by the tour guide. The two good talkers deceived these old people. The most important thing is that this belt can appetize! It can prolong life, so it is very good to give to relatives and friends, or for personal use.
"This belt can best relieve everyone's fatigue and fatigue. Let everyone try it now. It will be taken back tomorrow. It is the last day. Today, the boss of our functional belt invites everyone to eat and take a bath."
The meal was not bad, at least it had some meat. After the meal, these people organized the old people to experience the culture of the old capital people and take a bath!
The next day, the tour guide started to fool around with me, saying that I was no longer tired and my meals were delicious. People are social animals, especially the elderly. After arranging for the care, they took the money and rushed to buy. A group of old people, reluctant to eat or drink, started to buy belts, which cost three thousand and three thousand each!
Almost all the old people who went there bought it, and the atmosphere was mysterious. It felt like I was offending someone if I didn’t buy it. They are all masters at creating an atmosphere! Zhang Fan’s mother also bought one pair. She couldn’t bear to buy two, so she bought one pair and used them interchangeably with Zhang Fan’s father!
Why!
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