At noon, Min Congda arrived at the cafeteria of the Clippers training center on time for dinner to eat with the players.
Throughout the summer, the training center was idle most of the time, and Min Congda had to use his $2,000 fine bonus to solve his dietary problem.
Of course, after Curry moved back to Los Angeles from Charlotte to start special training in August, Min Congda's base became Curry's home.
She went to Curry's home to "visit" every three days, and every time she was stuck at meal time, Ayesha had to wonder whether the general manager was concerned about Curry's training results or the taste of their food.
Fortunately, in addition to eating, Min Congda, who has been single for 30 years, is also a good cook. He is good at Chinese and Western food. He is especially good at making Curry's favorite Cantonese steamed dumplings. Curry can eat more than 40 at a time.
With just these steamed dumplings, Kuli was willing to let Min Congda come to their house for dinner.
At the same time, Ayesha is a quarter of Chinese descent. Her grandfather is Chinese and her grandmother is Jamaican. Ayesha also has a good impression of Min Congda.
In addition, in the Las Vegas Summer League, Min Congda became angry and criticized Curry's protective behavior. The Curry family established a good relationship with Min Congda.
So, Min Congda received a long-term meal ticket as a matter of course. He didn’t want to spend money on food, so he drove to Curry’s house for dinner. Min Congda’s car was also bought with the Clippers’ money and was a team asset, but he You can drive it at will and the fuel cost will be reimbursed.
This little life of collecting the team's wool is so much fun. Plus, I don't have to take care of all the matters in the team. It's just endless fun.
Now that the restaurant in the training center is open, how can Master Cengfan not come to support us and give everyone a taste of it?
Compared with the summer training camp, the faces of the players have all changed. Except for the Three Little Pigs from 1988, the rest are the Clippers' original lineup from last season.
Baron Davis, Zach Randolph, Chris Kaman, Marcus Camby, Ricky Davis, Al Thornton, Steve Novak, P.J. Tucker... Waiting for a total of 15 people.
To be honest, with this lineup, it gives me a headache when the gods come, it’s a bunch of cancer!
Randolph, lazy tofu, old cancer.
Ricky Davis, a man who throws the ball at his own basket to get a triple-double, a man who thinks James is here to assist him.
Marcus Camby, a Mian man who won the Defensive Player of the Year award by not playing good defense to improve his statistics.
Baron Davis, once a bearded warrior, is now an inefficient point guard whose shooting percentage has dropped to 30%...
This lineup, if you ask Popovich and Phil Jackson to lead it, they will probably shake their heads, and they can't lead it.
Does Min Congda not know that these players are cancerous? Of course he knew. Since playing 2K10, checking data on the Internet, and reading reviews on forums, Min Congda has gained a certain understanding of this group of players on the team, and found that this is simply a bad team.
The cancerous man who had his aunt's funeral in a bar, the best defensive player with a statistic, an arrogant man with a bad brain, a captain whose condition has declined off a cliff, a skinny and weak shooting No. 1 pick, a screaming breakthroughr with a face like a flying saucer, and one more Jordan, who is not very smart...
Want to trade them away? There are no doors, just these people, the Los Angeles Clippers of the new season are setting sail!
As the team's new general manager, Min Congda cordially met with the Tiantuan members in the restaurant. Davis and others were still very enthusiastic about Min Congda. They had heard the legendary story of this strange general manager for a long time, and they could even say that in the past two months , Smart-Min is thunderous!
As the nominal boss of the team, Davis said as soon as he met Min Congda: "Mr. Smart, would you like to go to the red light district of Los Angeles at night and experience the scenery and charm of the West Coast? Today is the first day of the training camp. We Mr. Smart should be given a welcome ceremony, right?"
"There is a nice nightclub in Santa Barbara. The girls there have big and round butts. Mr. Smart, you will definitely fall in love with her!"
Davis was quite presumptuous in front of Min Chongda, because Min Congda was young and did not look as dull as Olshey and Dunleavy. In most cases, the relationship between the general manager and the players is more like that of an employer and an employee, and everyone has work contacts. , no contact in private.
Min Congda was obviously an outlier. When Davis mentioned that Ass was big and round, Min Congda actually blushed!
Not to mention that this guy has never been in love, he has never even touched a woman's hand. Can he handle such a high intensity all at once?
After coming to the United States, he didn't want to experience the joy of capitalism. The problem was that he had no money.
And after all, this is an unfamiliar place. If you don’t have an experienced driver driving you around, your life will be in danger. Americans have guns, so if you accidentally crash and restart, it’s not worth it.
Therefore, Min Congda's activities have always been fixed in Chinatown near the apartment, the training center, Staples Center, and Curry's home.
I rarely go to other places. I usually drive to the city and the beach to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Pacific coast and the attractive bodies on the beach.
As for those places of entertainment and entertainment, forget it. In Las Vegas, he rejected some girls who came to him.
Nowadays, there is a big bearded man who leads him to the pile of makeup and powder, which is simply what he wants. A place like this is the most depraved person.
Min Congda thought that he must open the team's windows and let the bad social atmosphere blow in, so that the team can become worse and worse, and the sailing Clippers can sink in the port.
"I don't like the ones that are too big. Do you have any that are a little smaller?" Min Congda whispered to Davis.
"Of course. Santa Barbara is my territory. There are also girls from Japan there. There must be one you like. After training, let's go explore together?"
Davis grew up in Santa Barbara, south of Los Angeles, where gangs were rampant and the porn industry was developed. As long as you had money and someone to take care of you, you were guaranteed to have fun and be satisfied.
After dinner, Min Congda wanted to observe the team's training in the afternoon, but his mind had already wandered to Santa Barbara's ass, and all he could think about was the round, long, plump butt...
"Mr. Smart, Mr. Smart..."
Someone was calling him. Min Congda hurriedly came to his senses and turned around to see a round... face, a white and fat man's face.
The charm in my mind immediately disappeared completely, it was the fat man Rob Racheli!
"Carrot! What happened? You scared me!"
"Mr. Smart, let me introduce to you, this is Jordan Peele, the documentary planner, part-time director and screenwriter you hired."
Min Congda noticed the chubby black man standing next to Richele. It turned out that he was the producer Jordan Peele that he was interested in.
He chose Peele for the following reasons: 1. He is not famous, 2. He has never made a documentary, 3. He has a whimsical idea, and he probably wants to practice documentaries, 4. His name is Jordan, which is pleasing to the eye, and his partner's name is Michael is more pleasing to the eye.
"Hello Mr. Peel, the filming starts today, right? Where is your partner Michael?"
"He is making some preparations. Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity, Mr. Smart. I would like to ask you if you have any other specific requirements? I will start shooting the first segment in the afternoon."
"My request is to strive for excellence. There is no best, only better! But I will not put any restrictions on you. You must make good use of the $10 million budget and spend it to your heart's content. Don't save for the team. We have no money. I will borrow money! In short, I will produce a satisfactory work."
"Well, what I want to ask is if there are any specific requirements, such as shooting style, length, content..."
"Specific requirements? I don't have specific requirements. I think artists must be free to express their talents to the greatest extent. Let yourself go, Mr. Peel."
Hearing Min Congda say this, Jordan Peele suddenly felt moved to be recognized by Bole. He has made guest appearances in comedies and done imitation shows for many years. Everyone regards him as a clown.
Except for his good friends Rebecca and Michael Key, no one believes that he has amazing talents, and this Mr. Smart actually believes in himself?
"Thank you Mr. Smart, I think I will definitely make a unique and unique documentary!"
