Chapter 97 Who dares to eat?

Style: Romance Author: old bear fishingWords: 4278Update Time: 24/01/18 18:12:05
The villagers were muttering. The village committee compound was crowded with people. No one was listening carefully. They were all thinking about the eggs.

Qin Zheng and Liu Sigou looked at this large group of people and couldn't help but murmur.

"Are there usually so many people in our village?"

"Why do I feel like there are so many new faces..."

Qin Zheng muttered. He usually likes to hang out in the village when he has nothing to do. He still knows how many people there are in the village.

Besides, he knew all the people in the village, so where did these unfamiliar things come from?

Liu Sigou was puzzled at night. Eggs were not expensive, so why did so many people come?

Moreover, these guys even called people from other villages over at night to make up their numbers. This is too outrageous!

God knows, these guys must be here for eggs. What if this girl refuses to buy eggs..."

Liu Sigou thought, if this girl Chen Xuan doesn't admit defeat, it will be troublesome.

"If she doesn't buy it, we can't buy it. It won't cost much anyway."

Qin Zheng waved his hand and had already thought about it.

But this is just a remedy. According to the official authority of the village chief, he should be forced to suffer this loss.

Looking at the noisy crowd, Chen Xuan's authority suddenly rose.

"Quiet, quiet, what's the point of making a fuss about a meeting!"

"This is something related to the future of our village!"

"I have read the data of our village over the past few years. The biggest problem in our village is poverty!"

"Why is our village so poor? Many people can't even afford chemical fertilizers. How can we grow crops?"

"Where has the money you earned from growing crops gone? I see that the wheat in the city is only four to five yuan per catty, and one acre of wheat must cost more than a thousand catties. I saw that the average per capita land in our village is more than three acres."

"Even with a simple calculation, you can earn almost 30,000 yuan a year, but I don't think you can even afford fertilizer. What's going on?"

At first glance, Chen Xuan looked like the kind of recruit who talks about military matters on paper. She didn't know anything about crops.

I thought the price sold in supermarkets was the same as what they sold.

It couldn't help but attract laughter from everyone.

"Village chief, the supermarket sells it for four to five yuan per catty, so we will sell it for four to five yuan per catty..."

"I'm not talking about selling it for four or five yuan per catty. If you can sell me this wheat for two yuan per catty, I will admire you. Not to mention admiration, you will be my biological mother!"

"That's right. Where did the little girl with yellow hair come from and talk so loudly here..."

"I don't want two yuan, just one and a half. If you can sell it, I'll be your son."

"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. If you want to sell this wheat, you have to ask grandpa to sue grandma, otherwise it will just be piled in the barn."

Hearing Chen Xuan's speech, everyone laughed out loud.

Aunt Li on the side looked ugly.

She thought the new village chief had something, but she didn't expect that he had a big problem.

Isn't this a joke to everyone?

"I don't know how Qin Zheng and Si Gou called these guys over..."

"It's so embarrassing now..."

Aunt Li muttered, she thought it would be better not to have so many people come.

Now it would be extremely difficult for the village chief to establish his authority in the village.

"Then how much does a pound of wheat you sell cost..."

Chen Xuan couldn't help but become confused when she saw everyone reacting so fiercely.

Even if you don’t have four or five yuan, you still have two or three yuan...

"How much does it cost per pound? When it's good, it's eighty-nine cents, and when it's bad, it's sixty-seven cents..."

"For the little money we get from selling wheat, who would be willing to give up fertilizer? Fertilizer is more expensive than wheat!"

"That's right, you girl, stop talking nonsense here and go back and forth from wherever you are. It doesn't make any difference whether Xinghua Village has a village chief or not."

"It's just that it's better not to have a village chief than you village chiefs who mess around..."

"Hurry up and distribute the eggs. I have to go back to harvest wheat later..."

"That's right, stop talking so much..."

The villagers are not willing to listen to these bullshit. It is of no use anyway. A layman is guiding an expert. Isn't this purely funny?

Listening to the noisy voices of the villagers, Chen Xuan couldn't help but frown, but her anger was not as bad as before.

Eighty-nine cents per pound of wheat...

That means the villagers may only earn three to four thousand yuan after working hard for more than half a year.

What can this little money do in today's society?

Even if she has been busy for a whole year, it seems that it is not enough for her to buy a mobile phone!

"Quiet everyone, quiet everyone!"

"I didn't know the price of wheat. It was indeed an oversight on my part. Now I know why people don't buy fertilizer."

"But you must have nutrients to grow things. Just planting them won't work."

"And what do you mean by making eggs? What do you mean by making eggs..."

Chen Xuan asked with a blank look on her face, as if there were quite a few people talking about giving out eggs.

"Eggs are given out, that is to say, there are eggs given out when you come to the meeting..."

"Village Chief, you won't pretend to be dumbfounded with us. It's just two eggs per person, isn't it..."

"That's right. If it weren't for the eggs, I wouldn't come here. Just listen to a little girl like you talking nonsense here with a red mouth and white teeth."

"Hurry up and give out the eggs, I'm counting on it to eat tonight..."

The villagers murmured and seemed to be very interested in the egg.

In other words, the reason why there are so many people here is simply because I heard that they can lay eggs.

This is all about the eggs!

"Um?"

Chen Xuan immediately realized that something was wrong and looked at Qin Zheng and Liu Sigou.

How do these two guys promote it?

"We brought the people to you, the village chief. We just want to give each person two eggs. The village chief should have no problem..."

Liu Sigou grinned, and Qin Zheng beside him scratched his head with a silly smile.

Only then did Chen Xuan realize something. She had been tricked by these two guys!

"Eggs, aren't there two eggs per person..."

"Aunt Li, help me buy eggs from all the supermarkets in the town and distribute them to everyone!"

"Now listen carefully to me, you can fertilize your crops even if you don't have money!"

"Feces has been used as fertilizer since ancient times. Don't you know?"

"We can use the manure to add nutrients to the wheat."

Chen Xuan spoke seriously, as if she had discovered some new world.

But the villagers didn't take it seriously.

"Village Chief, we just haven't read books, we're not stupid..."

"I have long wanted to use the chicken, duck, cow dung and other things in the village, but it is not enough. The quantity is far behind..."

"That's right. These are all passed down from our ancestors. How can we farmers not know this?"

"It's just you intellectuals who think we don't know."

The villagers waved their hands, thinking it was some big move, but it turned out to be a big lump.

"Who said it must be chicken, duck and cow dung?"

"Can't you do anything else?"

When Chen Xuan said these words, everyone was a little confused.

When Chen Xuan said these words, everyone was a little confused.

In addition to the excrement of chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep, what other excrement can be used as fertilizer?

Those other messy things are not raised in the village.

There is no large-scale breeding farm in the village, so we can only rely on our own free-range farming, but the farmyard fertilizer accumulated in this way is really limited.

This also resulted in the fact that there was little fertilizer available in the village, and the little farmyard manure was used to grow vegetables.

It is absolutely impossible to use it on wheat and corn.

Anyway, after the corn and wheat are harvested, the straw can be used as fertilizer. Although it is not very good, it is better than nothing.

"It's not the feces of chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep. What kind of feces is that?"

"Village Chief, we don't have enough education, please don't lie to us."

"That's right. We have already used everything that can be used in the village. You can find it when you first come to the village?"

"Something we didn't find for so long?"

Everyone murmured, naturally a little unbelieving.

In their opinion, the village chief is just a layman when it comes to farming.

Can a layman discover something that even an expert can't?

That is naturally impossible.

But Chen Xuan said with a sly smile.

"Of course you didn't notice it, maybe you didn't notice it at all."

"I ask you, what excretes the most feces in the whole village."

Chen Xuan looked at everyone, and the villagers looked around blankly, not knowing what he meant.

"What does excretion mean?"

"It means shit."

"That's asking who pooped the most."

"Of course cows poop the most, but cow poop is just like that when it's dried. It's useless and has no nutrients."

"That's right, and there aren't many cows in the village."

The villagers didn't understand what Chen Xuan meant and scratched their heads.

The village chief is not trying to make trouble here. He is not going to persecute his son again. Just don't be a big one.

“There are not many cows in the village, but besides cows, which ones are the most numerous and excrete the most feces?”

Chen Xuan's mouth was full of smiles. These peasants really didn't understand anything.

Even though he said it was so clear, he didn't even react.

Reading is still useful, it increases your knowledge.

"The one who poops the most also poops the most..."

"That's not a human anymore..."

“Using human feces as fertilizer?”

Qin Zheng muttered. When everyone else couldn't figure it out, Qin Zheng had already thought of something.

Liu Sigou on the side suddenly realized after hearing Qin Zheng's words.

"Yeah, why didn't I think of it? It's us!"

"But, village chief, if human feces is used as fertilizer, is it edible?"

Liu Sigou asked, and then the villagers reacted.

"It's not okay to use human feces as fertilizer. It's not too dirty."

"That's right. This is not the same as soaking things in shit. Who would dare to eat them? If word of this spreads, we won't be able to sell anything!"

"That's right, no, no, no, absolutely no, what kind of bad idea are you doing, village chief?"

"I think if you don't survive, then you shouldn't force yourself. What are you doing with this disgusting person who keeps getting bigger every day?"

"Hurry up and pass out the eggs, I have to go back to cook."

"That's right, I'm still waiting for eggs to be served as food and drinks tonight."

When the villagers heard that it was this thing, they all despised it.

They had already thought about it, but it didn't work.

Let’s not talk about whether things grown from human feces are good or not. They have a bitter taste.

And it smells worse than normal. Although it looks good, it’s really not good.

Everyone shook their heads when they saw it, and they all left knowing that they were born from human feces.

At that time, they lost all their money.

I can’t eat it, but I can’t sell it, and I can’t bear to throw it away.

In the end, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and finish digesting it myself.

Since then, no one has mentioned using human feces to grow anything.

I think it was Liu Youtian who proposed this in the first place.

This guy can't be Liu Youtian's second, female version of Liu Youtian. He does this kind of slutty behavior right from the start.

"Hey, hey, don't worry, it's true that human feces cannot be used directly for fertilization, but it can be used after fermentation."

"Think about it, the chicken, duck, cow and sheep excrement you commonly use is not fermented. The difference is that human excrement requires more time to ferment."

"You believe me. If it doesn't work, I'll give you money. If it doesn't work, how about I buy it."

Chen Xuan waved her little hand, which was called tyranny.

Aunt Li looked at this new village head of Xiao Nizi. If she has such ability, she will come to Xinghua Village to be the village head?

I'm afraid this isn't just for gold plating. When the time comes, the clouds will rise.

Aunt Li looked at it, and the more she looked at it, the more she felt that there was nothing wrong with it, but it didn't matter, at least she was really helping Xinghua Village with practical things now.

"Well, Mr. Village Chief, this is not the case. I know you are doing it for the good of the village, but we have already tried this method and it doesn't work."

"That's right. Although we are farmers, we won't cheat a little girl like you."

"If the things grown are not good, then it will not be a small sum of money. The whole village will need at least hundreds of thousands to buy all the wheat."

The villagers are not really bad. After all, it's unreasonable for them to deceive a little girl even though they are quite old.

Although they like money and take advantage, they still can't bear to treat little girls if they really want to take action.

When someone just starts working, he can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars at once. Who can bear this?

"Don't worry, everyone. I, Chen Xuan, will do what I say, so you don't have to worry."

"If you continue like this, our village will never be able to get rid of its poverty label. Do you just want to live a life where you don't have to worry about food and drink, and a life where your wife and children are on the hot bed without any pressure?"

"Don't be afraid, just come with me."

Although Chen Xuan has a lot of official power, she really has nothing to say.

They really want to do practical things.

Hearing this, everyone in the village looked at each other.

This girl seems to be serious...